#headcanon anon

[stormtheskyelf2]

Do you have any headcanons or scenario ideas for where the reader is the pred in Murder Drones?

Hmmmm

Contains: Vore ofc, possible gay/lesbian shenanigans, depends on your gender tho

Thad / Bully?User

Thad has never felt this weird around someone. Oh my god. What is this feeling and why is it towards you and why does he like the way you seem to push everyone around but him. It's a terrifying sight to see broad shoulders, a well-build frame, and a height that rivals that of the tallest basketball player shouldering it's way through the crowd, occasionally shoving people into lockers, but it's made better knowing that he gets to sleep in that warm stomach if he ever has any trouble resting.

Lizzy / (hiding) Murder Drone!User

Well, heck. She found out that you're a murder drone. It's worse knowing that you've already gotten rid of all the murder-droney stuff, like your tail, which means that if she wanted to blackmail you, she could. But she doesn't. And it's confusing. She seems to genuinely enjoy your presence. Or it might just be the fact that she can dispose all her enemies for the Prom Queen role right in your dorm. Either way, she seems like someone with a pet tiger; feeding it the peasants and beggars on the street in hopes that it doesn't go after her for a afternoon snack. Too bad she's already an afternoon snack.

Tessa / Sentinel!User

Everyone wonders how the drone hand dragged her to Alice. Everyone assumed that well, it's Alice. No one suspects that she was dumped in a stone ditch and then taken by forceful Uber to Alice. I mean, even if they did, no one would figure that your stomach happened to be the backseat of the Uber, right?

I got nothing else.. sorry ;-;

[amsalexbashir]

What did your mom tell you about your dad?

"My mom talked about him a lot more when I was younger, I think she was still in love with him. She never spoke negatively about him but did compare him to a pistachio. She would say that he had a hard outer shell, but once you got past that he was sweet and comforting. I don't know how comforting a pistachio is, but you get the idea. As I got older, she would make comments about me definitely being my father's daughter but I didn't really think too much about it."

@davxdalexander

[clintbennet]

what the hell do you see in renee

" 'S gonna piss you off, but a lot of th'same things I see in you, Ike. She's carin' n' genuine, she's loyal to those she's close to. She's steady n' supportive. At least that's been my experience with her. Y'all are vastly different in a lot of ways, but yer cores are very similar."

@isaacapatow @reneebrxndxn

[stonedregulus]

More because yes

* James stopped smoking after the baby was born

* Sirius cried when James told him he was the god father

* Regulus starts to get scared because Harrys sleeping through the night and he’s like “that’s not normal. He needs to eat” but the James tells him that he doesn’t James just gets up when he cries and gives him a bottle so Reg can sleep

* There are constantly bets going around between their friends- if he was going to say dada or papa first, what time he was going to be born, when was James gonna try and get him on a broom, who he likes the best, his name, if they were going to get him a pet, constant bets

* Harry can’t say Barty do he calls him Berry

* Harry being confused when he goes to school and is just like “wait y’all have moms? Why the hell don’t you have like 50 uncles?”

* Harry picks up how to swear and Reg nearly kills everyone

Okay that’s all hope you feel better ❤️❤️❤️❤️🫶🫶🫶🫶

i love all of these please never stop sending them to me

[scarlet-traveler]

when an author makes a fic with a universe so good you want to scream about it from the rooftops

Just gonna use this as an excuse to scream about some of my favorite fic universes, kay thanks

Pretty much all of @kbstories's AUs are god-tier amazing, they're all so creative and well thought out, but special shout-out to her social media, Bloodborne, and vigilante Kiri fics, those are some of my top faves :D (I know Bloodborne is a game and technically might not count here but whatever, she's got an encyclopedic knowledge of it and wields it masterfully so it deserves recognition here)

@cltrln3's krbk royal AU is soooo adorable, the world-building is cool and it was fun watching these dummies go through a slow-burn and fall in love <3

@anonymoustwit has a pretty interesting on-going story in their fics that features their hero sense headcanon, and it's been really fascinating seeing how it unfolds! But it also puts Bakugou through the wringer, so prepare for Baku angst ^^'

Razzmatazz by xylophones is an alternate take on canon where Deku meets All Might and gets OFA a couple years earlier, and it's crazy how much canon changes by that one small adjust but there's soooo much that's different and it's interesting how different the character dynamics are and how the canon plot points have adjusted around this change (this is also the first part of an on-going series so there's even more to read beyond this!!)

Ummmm that's all I can think of off the top of my head. ^^' I'm sure there's more, and I'll probably add to this post once I think of them again, but thanks for letting me ramble for a bit! <3

[unknownarmageddon]

hihi, it's headcanon anon and i'm bored so i grant you Kross headcanons

Cross has a high metabolism, which, paired with how much he works out and how little he eats, equals bad. Like, to the point where him randomly passing out is normal. Killer events had enough and asked Horror to help him learn how to cook just so he could get Cross to finally eat something.

Killer likes pranking people, that's just common knowledge. Cross, of course, is no exception to this. Killer will go the extra mile, planning everything out exactly how it needs to be, all so his dumb jokes can get a rare smile out of Cross.

Killer never really got formal training, so he didn't actually know a lot about fighting. Cross eventually got tired of the basic and arguably stupid mistakes that Killer was making, so he dragged Killer to the training grounds and taught him how to actually fight.

ohhh oh these are so real thank you headcanon anon

[10piecechickenmcnugget]

Headcanon anon here! HOW ARE YOU? :D! I apologize if my last message was not good. XD

NO YOURE FINE IM SO SORRY i saw it and. Forgor. :(

anyways i am well i have autism but what else is new. gonna go draw joel smallishbeans in a maid dress you know how it is. hru

[ferocioustrout]

GOES FERAL BC I NEED TRANSED SPUD

—hc anon

@numberonezeefan headcanon returns

[clint-bennet]

👀 what's the most annoying thing that's happened to you when driving around scuba club members?

"Ugh... Them pukin' on m'boat. Happens more times than I'd like t'admit. Don't know what th'fuck they're thinkin' gettin' inta a hobby like that when they can't handle bein' on a boat."

"Worse when another throws up b'cause they can't handle seein' puke themselves. Disgustin'"

[crappy-homestuck-confessions]

Do they know how to cook and what (Human) food do they eat usually? Beta trolls edition:

Karkat: cannot cook, usually eats instant foods, especially instant curry and tofu powder.

Aradia: Questionable if she can cook other foods, but she makes the best pasta. Best not to question what meat she has in it, but usually uses bone marrow for the "meat".

Tavros: Can cook. He used to cook farm-fresh omelettes every morning, but since he started using a wheelchair, he finds soup really soothing.

Sollux: Cannot cook. Eats "gamer foods" like Maruchan instant ramen. Also actually likes powdered eggs with gravy.

Nepeta: Can cook. Most of her foods consist of things she forages herself. Her favorite is venison steak with mushroom soup.

Kanaya: Can cook. She tries lots of different cultural foods, mostly. Her favorite dish is cabidela.

Terezi: Blind people can cook, but Terezi sure can't, even with her heightened senses. She does try though, and I suppose her liking her own food counts as a success. Stay away from her food though, especially her "surprise dish" which is literally just ghost peppers in YooHoo.

Vriska: She can fry food, but not cook any other way. The fact she eats so much fried food and never gets sick of it shocks everyone else. Though, it does give her a nice range of cultural and american dishes, main courses and desserts. Her favorite is tempura with a side of fried okra.

Equius: Cannot cook, he breaks everything. Usually goes to Vriska or Nepeta's homes to eat dinner. When neither is possible, he will eat Military Ration Packs and Ovaltine with extra milk.

Gamzee: Can cook, but always cooks it with faygo. Most dishes are entire abominations, but some can be salvaged. The most edible thing he makes is Hot Wings using Faygo in the sauce.

Eridan: cannot cook. Simply goes over to Feferi's house to go eat, since he likes her cooking and seafood.

Feferi: Seafood master. Absolutely brilliant chef. Want some nice, homemade food cooked with love? Feferi makes a feast every night, filled with Paella, Halabos, Takoyaki, Sushi, Calamari, etc but her pièce de résistance is her Lobster Thermidor.

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[gliyerabaa]

And… the rest of the musicla characters? The last time I watched; there were more than four.

ah yeah, I was just going with the main four, at least for the identity headcanons. I've never given much thought to other characters... but now that you mention it, I think I'll give it a go. musical!verse minor character headcanons.

Elphaba's mom: raging pansexual. (Elphaba inherited it.)

Elphaba's dad: had a moment of questioning when he was younger, dove into religion in hopes of suppressing any ideas (yes ik he's more openly queer in the book, this is just based off of musicalverse lol)

Nessa: straight as a board pre-shiz, much more of an ally upon meeting people at shiz. probably has a moment of questioning, but largely ignores it

Dillamond: the goat is gay, I'm calling it now. literally he is coded as a queer elder-- talking about how amazing shiz was in its heyday, reminiscing on the past (In one of my modern AU fics he's a gay man who lost his husband to AIDS, so I think I've actually had this 'queer elder' headcanon for a long time)

The New Professor: straight and homophobic and doesn't even try to hide it

Morrible: straight and homophobic, she kind of tries to hide it behind thin insults and the like but... still awful at the core

Wizard: straight, tries to be an ally but he's not very good at it

ok now I THINK that's every named character in the musical. the only headcanon of these I feel strongly about is the Dillamond one tbh. he's totally coded to be a queer elder.

[stormtheskyelf2]

Some Nori headcanons/nom ideas?

Nori.. Nori, Nori, Nori. I haven't had time to really organize this, so if it feels like I'm talking out of my behind, I am.

Contains: lqbtqia+, vore, arranged marriages

Nori has not a damn clue what her sexuality is. She's a confused teen at heart.

THAT WAS AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE WITH KHAN. He may have been braver and more mysterious and all that when he was younger and perhaps not as door-oriented, but I don't see Nori as a woman who would give away her freedom to anyone. She could have loved Khan completely, but the moment it became an arranged marriage she flipped out.

Nom Ideas:

She finds Uzi wandering the hole they both fell into and gets eaten. Not out of malice, but she gets eaten just because she's small and Uzi's hungry. And also, Uzi has a very warm and safe tummy :D

She shrinks Uzi on accident (out of surprise) and then eats her later just to keep her from running off-

N and Nori find each other and N admits to killing her the first time, eventually gains her trust by eating her and keeping her safe inside him

or vice versa, Nori shrinks N after he admits it so he can't hurt her or her daughter, only for Uzi to reassure her that N is safe, and then Nori eats N to make sure he can be trusted in a sort of "alright but if you struggle you're getting the digestion" way.

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Also I'm gonna start calling you the headcanon anon lol-

[amsalexbashir]

How do you feel about your dad? Do you hate him?

"Why would I hate someone I don't know? I don't really feel any type of way about him, my mom and I did great without him, I grew up happy and loved and I didn't need him for that. I was more angry as a kid as kids get but both him and my mom were adults, my mom wasn't the type to hold grudges and neither am I. Now if he tries to pick up the "daddy mantle" we're going to have problems because that's not his place and that's not something I'm interested in."

@davxdalexander

[clintbennet]

Smash or Pass: Nicki, Renee, Ike, Ares

" Smash Nicki, Renee aaaaand Ares, why th'fuck not? Pass on Ike."

@aresmelaina @nickitxrres @reneebrxndxn @isaacapatow

[stonedregulus]

Headcanon time once agaiiiiin

* Harry being super defensive of werewolves from a young age. Like he’s in wizard pre-school just yelling at the kids who make the werewolf toys the bad guy

* Ring bearer/flower boy at every wedding

* Harry loves baths. Like they have to lock the bathroom door or else that bitch will dive into an empty or full tub head first

* James freaks out the first time Harry gets sick

* Lily and Marlene are the coolest aunts ever

* Sirius gets Harry a little baby leather jacket

i love baby harry so freaking much you have no idea how much these headcanons make me want to gnaw through cement

[scarlet-traveler]

i was looking at bkg's fantasy design in one if the mobile games and bro has 3 belts on but no shirt. the priorities are immaculate

And then Kiri takes them all in the costume update but most of them aren’t even on his waist. They’re really pushing the no-shirts all-belt agenda 😂