#oh i mean

[poreyneel]

last spark

[justsmth2]

glad to see jmart back :3

[futuristicclambiscuitmaker]

ofmd s2 spoilers!

"i think my basics might be a bit more basic than your basics" fucking cries in what does your exactly mean, exactly? i feel like your exactly and my exactly are two different exactlys

[martylek]

Inktober Day 6: Bouquet

POV: you just called her mrs Bucket

[yanderealm]

ppl being excited about fontaine:

meanwhile me watching gameplays with my iphone 6s 👁👁

[petitmonde]

who’s gonna write the jasya emmys after party smut huh

👀

I wonder who indeed

[dishsaop]

the worst part about being an adult is thay its no longer socially acceptable to just roll down a really big hill and then run back up it and roll back down again. "oh is this a syphilis metaphor" passerby would ask. "is this for a tick tock". no i just wanna come home covered in dirt and scratches and bask in the the solace of childlike mirth

[greykolla-art]

Imagine spending all your energy being cool and mysterious 24/7.

What an idiot have I mentioned I love him?

Idea came from a cool post @nouverx made about Alastor’s possible sleeping habits. 💕

[adyophene]

Husk's secret weapon

[officialspec]

can i say something. for years i thought the joke of the song short skirt/long jacket by cake was that he wanted a woman who was hung like a horse. like i thought when he says jacket it was a last-second fakeout because he very obviously meant to say cock. and the rest of the things in the song were just her personality and interests. which were secondary to her awesome penis

[2ndtryme]

I think I may be a switch? Currently all I can think about is making a guy cry while he's tied up, begging me to come 😭 AAAA HELP!!!!

I meannn, you need a volunteer to try it out on??

[callisteios]

Hi, feel free to take my new uquiz to discover what kind of vampire you are!

[directyourfate]

these tweets are holding hands

[bowenoke]

[chocochococoffee]

what happens when you change your web standards to be only english-speaker inclusive