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sillyfudgemonkeys · 1 month
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I ain't never drawing Rangi in her damn armor ever again. This this bitch is getting TOotWTT from now on TT0TT
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bloodof-leaves · 4 months
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God. Alice "running champion of the idgaf wars" Dyer and Samama "utter inability to say idgaf has already made him vulnerable to the Eye from day one" Khalid.
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daylighteclipsed · 8 months
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killing mnyseld
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traumatas · 2 months
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POV: You interrupted them just as they were about to hit the climax of their weird homosexual tension they've been working on for years
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job applications: this is entry level! anyone can apply!
job applications: ...as long as you've done at least six months of highly specific work, or have this exact degree, or if you kissed a chicken during the last moon of 2012-
#im back in the trenches bois its Not Looking Great#gonna apply to this stupid thing anyway but#it looks like stockin grocery store shelves is the way im gonna go#unless i get Very lucky or manage to bullshit my way into this job#college isn't necessary but Man a lot of places want you to attend. no <3#but noooo instead i have to like. work. till i die. and never make enough money to live comfortably. sigh#sometimes i think to myself 'i should make video essays on youtube and see if that goes anywhere'#and sometimes i think 'i should scribble up things that people would buy and make a shop'#and sometimes i think 'what if i killed someone with a stick. would that be fucked up or what'#absolutely unprompted#AGHHHHHHHH THE BOXES WE AS HUMANITY HAVE LOCKED OURSELVES INTO IM GONNA LOSE IT#i was born to be a handsome decoration / weird little artist for eccentric wealthy people#i was meant to drape myself across a beautiful philanthropist woman's lap and doodle lil animals for her#while she rambles and feeds me grapes#yk. if i did make a shop i could have an extra section for small crochet things#coasters. small hand warmers. tiny shapes. simple cat toys. that sorta thing. quick and easy stuff#i could make them w/ specific colors so that they're subtle fandom themed#i literally have a coaster in damian's robin colors... a black/red SB square...#hm. thinking#oh shit i gotta work on that new commission sheet#OH NO. I FORGOR SOMETHING I SHOULD NOT HAVE FORGOR. I HAVE MADE A LITTLE FUCKY WUCKY#excuse me everyone i have something to finish
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ghostbeam · 7 months
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ARE U FUCKING SERIOUS RIGHT NOW.
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skitskatdacat63 · 10 months
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2009 German Grand Prix - Mark Webber(ft. Sebastian Vettel & Felipe Massa)
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rosemary-bells · 7 months
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erha book 4 cover was revealed!!! (inhales)
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((incoherent) thoughts in tags)
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wall-e-gorl · 1 year
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thank you all for the prompts! it was a lot of fun
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hella1975 · 4 months
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I’m sorry putting the dog to sleep is so touya. prove to me I'm not gonna die alone put your arm round my collarbone and open the door don't lie to me if you're putting the dog to sleep that pet you just couldn't keep and couldn't afford well prove to me I'm not gonna die alone unstitch that shit I've sewn to close up the hole that tore through my skin well my trust in you is a dog with a broken leg tendons too torn to beg for you to let me back in you said ‘I can't prove to you you're not gonna die alone but trust me to take you home to clean up that blood all over your paws you can't keep running out kicking yourself off the bed kicking yourself in the head because you're kicking me too’ put your trust in me I'm not gonna die alone put your trust in me I'm not gonna die alone I don't think so put your trust in me I'm not gonna die alone put your trust in me I'm not gonna die alone I don't think so. help
every day you say the most awful shit to me and i never block you even a little bit. i am a good kind patient person. i dont deserve this.
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strawberryblackcrown · 10 months
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okay so i finally started bookclub and i swear to fucking god this is like the first chapter of trigun and vash is already driving me insane
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bitch where's that panel of ww breaking the 4th wall to tell us that the stunt vash pulled was fucking dumb??? WHAT IS YOUR FINGER DOING PLUGGING THE BARREL OF THE GUN LIKE THAT
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bunnyb34r · 1 month
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Good fucking lord I was fighting for my LIFE on the goddamn toilet 😵 bitch I thought I was gonna die for real
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dimiclaudeblaigan · 7 months
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this is the funniest line ever in fodlanverse
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bookwyrminspiration · 5 months
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brb crying the kind old guy at my local bookstore whose been there for as long as I can remember since I was a little kid just referred to me as family oh my god
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oohbuggypie · 1 month
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FOR ONE LINE OF LYRICS THATS ONLY SEVEN WORDS LONG ... AND 5 MORE AFTER THAT .... AUGHHHH
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chaogongoozles · 5 months
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// vent , journal?, letter to the void to a specific person? Whatever, if ya know ya know//
Didn't think I'd have a close pal choose to be a dirty fucking pig (cop) apologist knowing damn well everything they do and done to marginalized groups, all while trying to tell me "I don't support them!.. but also don't call my coworkers pigs that's disrespectful >:(" bitch??? Blow it out your ass, you wanna fuck around with the pig squad thinking you can 'be a good one' while still supporting them because you work with them? Fine by me, but you're not my friend or ever will be as long as you keep that bluelivesmatter mentality knowing damn well who I am, or who my partner is, or everyone close who has been directly affected by them. Already trying to say the 'negative talk' that cops get is what's the main issue in society™ without wondering WHY so many people fucking hate cops? Or thinking the horrible conditions prisoners are put in is the police 'being underfunded ' when that's by fucking design? Crying that people are calling you horrible shit for being a cop apologist? Boohoo cry me a river, that'll never be nearly as bad as the abuse and deaths millions of people (majority black or Native American) face from the hands of the police.
Damn fucking shame you listened to all the goons around you + those back at home who brought you and your amazing artwork down to the point you even had to work with dirty swine. Thinking that's the only way you can "help people" when you know damn well there's many more opportunities and positions that actually help people (even incorporating your art into it), but instead choosing the very thing that's suppressing us while throwing away your hard work/passions. Fuck you. If you're going to chalk up the horrors that are happening as "fake news/online garbage" or "dumb people recording cops and wondering why they're getting arrested", you're already too far gone.
RIP to the person I once knew and loved. Guess what they say is true, you either grow with friends from childhood/highschool or grow apart. We've obviously grown apart. So good bye.
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