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anderwater · 2 years

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∗ Flaming Fro Warren Lewis, of North Memphis, cuts hair by setting it on fire. He explains how he got the idea while remembering how he burned the feathers off of chickens which his mother later prepared for dinner. Lewis strategically waves the flames, at the ends of two long thin candles, around the heads of his clients and burns their hair. He’s quick to pat out the flame once the hair shrinks to the length that he desires. He says it also grows out more evenly that way. P-VALLEY S2.06 (2022)

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moregraceful · 5 months

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Making a new rule for the Cuda which is that if I have friends visiting and I take them out to enjoy a nice game of hockey, the Cuda are not allowed to embarrass me!!

#this team is so funny. and so bad at hockey. and i love them #also: i was observing the swede to swede relationships looking for narrative #and gawanke kept inserting himself into chrona's space even when magnus was talking to petey!!#i'm keeping my eyes open i'm watching #leon looking AWFULLY friendly with chrona while all our canadians fail to defend...and scoring a goal....🧐🧐🧐#and petey stick close to magnus during stoppages...while leon hovers...oh i'm cooking with gas #also oskar lindblom being INVOLVED but not INTIMATELY like oh he knows something he's aware of something #but what!!!!#usually i am an old man fucker but our old man are EMBARRASSING ME and are COMPLETELY VIBELESS #so i gotta focus on the europeans #šimmer was out today and u could tell it was stressing the dmen out not to have an old man to be psychosexually obsessed with #san jose bb cuda hockey...love and peace on planet earth #fresno oilers.txt #bb cuda

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aprofessionalwithoutstandards · 1 year

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Medic IS serving French realness it’s just that he had to temper his craft on how to be as much of a cunt as Spy while still staying sillay

Medic is NOT giving French realness I'm sorry. The nature of tf2 is that every character is so overtly a stereotype of their respective nationality that it no longer makes sense if they're from anywhere else (hence why Spy is so. Yknow. Like that). Medic tf2 serves such an obscenely high amount of kraut that it circles back around to being kunt, somehow. Note that I want to blow up Europe indiscriminately so when I deny Medic is giving French realness it is NOT because I like him. It'd honestly be almost preferable

#before any europeans get mad at me i'm puerto rican so you can't complain #medic is oh mein gott zis cave is full of bluntsmoken spy is I Am Le Tired and all is right in the world #ask #anon #tf2 #medic

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gaslightgirlsummer · 2 years

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of course the only thing that could ever possibly make all of them be civil and nice to each other for an extended period of time would be seb’s retirement dinner. he’s the only one who could work a miracle like that

#they really said #okay boys #tonight #for one night only #united we stand #its giving european leaders at international conferences #no i will not elaborate #its so sweet but so painful #sebastian vettel #charles leclerc #lewis hamilton #max verstappen #oh my god am i gonna have to tag all of them #no way am i doing that #f1

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daz4i · 1 year

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a girl finally mustering up the courage to buy something kind of expensive he was considering for literal years now, only to find out the shipping practically doubles the price is the saddest thing that can ever happen on this world

#how did we jump from 96 to 178 usd. what did i do to deserve this.#hurts even more bc it's the sort of thing you gotta wait to become available in an inventory #and suddenly the perfect product for what i was looking for was not only available but even discounted #but. is it really worth fucking 650 shekels. unfortunately no #oh my god i didn't even think abt how the fact it costs more than 70$ means you gotta pay even more when it gets here #heavy sigh. i am so disappointed. time to look for european equivalents that'll hopefully be cheaper

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sunburnacoustic · 1 year

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They’ve brought back Bliss, I’m losing my minddd

From Manson Guitar Works’ Instagram story

#muse band #muse #muse live #Live in Plymouth tonight #AAAAAH #(I know NA got Bliss too but I personally did not and so I screm)#Muse Bliss #Origin of Symmetry #WOTP tour #2023 #European tour #i am not okay oh my goodness #They’re back Muse are back!!

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youronlybean · 9 months

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Platy and Jeremy are the two guys from the basement yard podcast

#oh my god im so fucking funny. i found this in my drafts and forgot abt it #and im so right. if platy and jeremy were new yorkers itd be even funnier but i mean boston is close enough right?#<- am european and wouldnt know #youronlychat #private recording 1

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justinefrischmanngf · 11 months

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i need to get over myself and learn the languages i want to learn if i want to learn them like i just need to do it if i want to learn them then i should go out and learn them and like . fuck whatever else any of it means . yes it IS embarrassing to learn a language like the ones i want to learn as an adult but who CARES and yes i KNOW my grandparents will never want to speak to me in those languages but who CARES if it's important to me it can be important to me anyway

#had a moment last night bc i was apparently having an identity crisis which was random #but i had a moment where i was like well even if i learn all these languages no one in my family is going to want to speak to me #in those languages because of [insert reasons i don't need to go into here] and so ultimately none of this is like . cultural Really #it's just me wanting to feel as though i am connected to something when i will never be #and maybe that's true or maybe it isn't but if i want to learn them i should learn them anyway like . at the end of the day #i DO want to learn those languages and i think it would be interesting and i would love to be able to speak to people #in those languages even if the people i speak to aren't related to me and i would love to be able to speak languages that aren't english #and that all stays true even if i am not able to have the cultural connection through language with my own family #like i can go on and on about how disconnected i feel from my culture bc of everything that has ever happened in my life #but how i still feel alienated bc i'm Not White to white people and all of that is true but not learning a language doesn't make it #any better and maybe learning a language won't make it better either but i think it's a better use of my time #ALSO !!!!! NO ONE EVER GOES OH WHY WLD U LEARN FRENCH OR SPANISH [OR INSERT EUROPEAN LANG HERE] u have no real cultural connection to it!!!#so like why is it different bc i want to learn asian languages??? it's not! except in my head! or maybe irl too but i'm just saying #that i think i make all of this a much bigger deal than it has to be #that being said i did just try to look up classes and they r all for children and about keeping children culturally connected 2 their famil #l m f a o but that can't be ALL the classes ............. i'll work it out is what i'm saying and i need 2 get OVER myself #bc none of it is that deep and i can feel conflicted all i like but i should fucking DO smth about it at least #anyway i am posting this in the hopes that i can beat it into my own head bc i am sick and tired of being weird about learning #languages and i need 2 get over my weird cultural identity issues if i want to like . live a life where i don't want to explode and die

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luciality · 6 months

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#shut up luci #delete later #i cant keep thinking of alice going to japan for a meeting but deciding to arrive early to do some casual tourist things bc its been so long #since shes done tourist things. anyway this is like the early aughts or late 90s whatever. she goes to the bridge to see all the cool fashio #fashion and maybe take pics like a rude tourist. maybe even check out the shops and buy something cute. and shes like WOAH so many cool styl #styles. heavily inspired by me england i am england i invented punk me personally i did that. and goth. whatever the hell this lolita is #is also clearly inspired by european fashion. and vw's mini crini line.#she just thinks jfash is neat. doesnt rly get all of it but she likes it. its cool. but then as shes taking picture like a rude person #she notices one girl look straight at her and then duck and turn around and speedwalk away. and iggys like oi wait im sorry i'll delete the #picture im sorry miss i didnt mean to be rude! and when she catches up to her shes like ?!?!?! sakura??? why are you dressed like this???#and sakura is like ahhhh i didnt know you would be here. sometimes i dress up when i am not working. it is fun i have some friends who like #to meet up here. yes humans. ahhhh >_< i really didnt mean for u to see me like this..... and iggys like oh its no big deal i dont mind.#i think this whole lolita thing suits u. hahaha remember when i used to dress all punk and gothic and whatnot? what you wear outside of work #is your own business. plus its cute :3 like u :3 hey maybe next time we can dress up together and go clubbing or to a concert. er...#a live as u say. haha lol. and sakura is like mmm perhaps. that might be fun. and then alice is like Right now how do i get to the maid cafe #from here. and sakura is like >_> ok um which one.#i love them

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nostalgia-tblr · 2 years

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I realised that the 10k words that I currently have is likely a much smaller fraction of the hypothetical completed work than I thought it was going to be and I told myself I shouldn't take anything out because it all seems to be fitting together fairly neatly BUT I am def starting to have my doubts about the value of "the scene where the two male characters discuss whether the female character (who is not in this scene) should be breastfeeding the baby that she just had with one of those men (but she's been passing it off as the other one's)" because WTF that sounds AWFUL and I think I only put it in there because I was all YAY I'M JUST GONNA WRITE ABOUT MEDIEVAL QUEENS (KIND OF!!!) and there was that whole Thing in monarchies where you have to get a wetnurse in because breastfeeding reduces fertility and your shitty husband needs AT LEAST another couple of boys what with infant mortality being what it was in them days. And for some reason (probably sleep-deprivation TBQH) I at some point thought that it wouid be a good thing to put into an MCU fic???

#wip tag #now that i type this out it has become both worse AND funnier to me so who knows what i will decide to do with it in the end #i also remembered that this entire adventure into whatever the heck i am actually making now is because i realised that two famous queens #i forget which ones OBVIOUSLY #were famous for pulling off the same feat #which is 1) pop out at least one boy #2) outlive your shitty husband #and 3) your child-king son is now basically your talking puppet and you run a country now you go girl yas queen slay etc etc etc #i think one might have been catherine di medici? and... possibly margaret beaufort? (i know henry wasn't a kid at the time but yk)#POSSIBLY one was Empress Cixi? aka the one non-European more-or-less-queen that I know anything about #but anyway yes the trick here is to have a royal son and then refuse to ever die #elizabeth woodville has to be an Honourary Mention because she COULD have done it as well #had her brother-in-law not realised she was about to do that and kidnapped usurped and then probably-murdered the boy in question #Henry VIII's famous gang of queens all failed to meet at least one of the requirements :(#anyway hello some years ago i started reading books about famous dead queens and now what have i become???#BTW monarchies are a terrible idea #just scrolled up to see wtf i am typing this stuff under oh yeah it's the post about the lactation debate scene oh noooo #gonna... gonna hit post now while i still can #the Sylki AU that got longer and wronger

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ninanirina · 1 year

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#i was overjoyed i had passed a technical interview in english and with no mistakes #i was given great feedback!!#i was told my seniority seemed higher and i was !! so proud !!#but today HR humbled me very quickly :)#'oh you have no experience working in a US environment'#'oh you never worked for an european company??'#'let me be honest; are you sure you can handle the work environment of the US?'#jesus christ lady wanna call me a third-worlder and be done with it? 🙄#what kind of environment do you guys have; am i going to be skinned alive wtf #i work remotely what can they do to me !!!#besides being annoying i mean ??

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milo-melon · 1 year

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Happy Eurovision to those who celebrate I guess idk I'm american

#It just occurred to me I am following so many more European accounts this year than I was last year oh no #Eurovision #Have fun guys if epic sax guys there playing the sax let me know

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micamicster · 2 years

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The thing about the us losing is they never deserve to win

#like i hate the netherlands so much down with european artificial World Cup dominance!#but the us men’s team losing is never ‘oh too bad a good team going home’ they literally always lose because they suck #so many better and more driven teams than the us are already out this world cup #we’re not going in there to win! we’re not chasing every ball we’re letting slow passes get stolen from us #and the DEFENSE don’t get me started on our defense it was a fucking embarrassment to me personally #the childish way you’d have two men on the ball no one at the far post blocking the pass what is this? high school?#like as a former fullback i am ashamed #that’s why no matter how good our individual players are or how much I might like individual players #im never disappointed when we go home. as a team we suck end of story #world cup 2022

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cruwmo · 1 year

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backgrounds for a short animation i did for school

#im so new at backgrounds but pretty happy with how these turned out altho there are errors. many. oh god i am so lost.#i will upload the animation sometime tooo just not done yet shhhh im working on it #background #backgrounds #background art #digital art #cruwmo.art #tried to give that eastern european grandma house vibe

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marciliedonato · 1 year

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Currently fighting with someone in the pmore SA/LatAm tour post comment section bc apparently the UK is all of Europe and ppl from Europe don't get to ask to have a good time bc bri'ish people only think abt themselves and as long as they get what *they* want that's all that matters I guess 💁🏼‍♀️ woe is me 🙄🙄

#Like lmao first I was like 'maybe ur just confused' and gave them the benefit of the doubt and shit #Bc I commented where are the eu dates and they said 'oh scroll back they already did' even tho I KNEW that was bs #Bc they had only announced UK so I said sure it's a part of Europe but there are more countries #If that's eu then I guess I live in Narnia and they literally just went "well I got tickets no prob #If u lived where I do u wouldn't have any problems with that' like NO FUCKING SHIT guess u don't get to have a good time then?#Oh my God what an asshole I am for asking to see one of my fav bands my poor little European peasant self 🙄🙄 GAG #It was just sooooo condescending now I'm seeing red you tried it bitch #That's not the exact wording of what they said but it lowkey got me abt to ask someone to hold my purse bc I'm gonna act out #wow anna said something #anna's shitposts #You can take your atitude and shove it up your ass while you're at it... Fucking British people...#I literally dk if they're British but I'm gonna go out on a limb and assume bc the whole thing was abt the UK #Yes it was on the SA leg post bc that's what's abt to start lol #Either way if they're not I don't rly care bc the way they said it just sounded like they get shit without having to ask... So UK #Bc they always get shows for everything but ik it's not the same for LatAm #*I don't get get not u it's 3am give me a break bro (in the 3rd tag)

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im-goin-mad · 2 years

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YEEEEEEES! european ghesties win

#ghost #ghost the band #ghost band #ghost bc #ghost tour #summer 2023 #absolutely yelling #omg give me the fucking dates NOW #i can't #(s)creaming #oh i am so going to see my babies live #european ghesties slayyyyyy

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