#oh the swedes

[ratatatastic]

different day same old fucking shit (stenny getting knocked about in a scrum) feat oel

florida panthers @ boston bruins game 4 | 5.12.24

[cactuupng]

mumbo beefing with like a bunch of the hermits in ep 1 is what i needed

let mumbo be more of a bitch

[httpiastri]

friends who bathe together stay together?…..

[3416]

making introverted liljegren go around and ask people this is... maybe one of my favorite things to come from the sweden trip 😭

[dragonpyre]

Love being proven right about someone with rancid vibes. Feels like winning the karma lottery

[thornescratch]

Nice to see the murder eyes stare is already in peak condition.

[nebulaedaniel]

oh my god also? why have dan and phil been talking so much about sweden lately, it completely went over my head in yesterday’s video but phil DID mention sweden again

[ghostlyheart]

If looks could kill...

the ladies of Our Flag Means Death from the season 2 teaser

[themagicalghost]

Local shenaninavian toon takes the pacer test (and fails)

[weirdthoughtsandideas]

I don’t know y’all american’s books for kids (/hj I know like 60% of them but there’s a lot I never grew up with) so here’s a poll for my nordic friends (mostly swedish, norwegian and finnish but still)

[mysticsormr]

I love this show.

[ratatatastic]

the things ekky has done or said that i cant stop thinking about. the 4 minute cut.

[braveheart-evan]

OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH

SEASON ONE ➤ 04. Discomfort in a Married State

[it-is-phlump]

i have a few important life goals and they practically all involve having a living space which is nice and which i own. i would like chickens + a beehive + a small aquarium with tiny shrimps in it. thats one reason i cant be too mad about being in sweden bc if we ever do stack up enough money to buy property there are much worse places to do so

[3416]

MapleLeafs: Who’s the worst packer on the team? 🧳😂

[dichromaticdyke]

🗣 - Mama, just call me the yapper cause I got things to say! LOL. Anyway :3c

HF!Skwisgaar except remove the HF. You talk about super insecure Skwisgaar, might I suggest that she uses her hyper femininity as a shield to protect herself from her self esteem. She was probably one of those girls who refused to remove their makeup at night because she would rather fix it in the morning than have to face her bare features. So, as an adult, she very very VERY rarely goes without wearing make up. Like, it's a .00001% chance of seeing her without. Whereas Toki, bless her butch soul, couldn't tell you the difference between a lipstick and an eyeliner. (Probably has tasted both of them though at one point)

One day, Skwisgaar wakes up and gets ready to put on her face except, her makeup shelf, has completely collapsed, breaking all of her make up. This sends her into a /SPIRAL/ It's date night with Toki and she has no makeup whatsoever. Just like OG Skwisgaar has that sliding mechanical door, so does this Skwisgaar and she can lock it, so no one can get in. She calls a Klokateer and gives them a list of items she needs. She holds herself in her room waiting and keeps giving Toki excuse after excuse about why she wont let her in. But Toki is a persistent little shit and intercepts the Klokateer that is delivering her makeup. Skwisgaar tells the "klokateer" to leave the bag on the ground and leave. So Toki pretends to and waits. When Skwisgaar hears that the coast is clear, she opens the door only to see Toki behind the door smiling like a loon with her bag cause she finally got to see her GF. But Skwisgaar is MORTIFIED! She is BARE faced, but worse, shes also been crying. Toki manages to get in, not noticing the "problem" and flops on her bed, talking about whatever. But Skwisgaar is PISSED! Shes yelling, cussing, throwing stuff, getting super heated, and Toki is stunned because she does NOT understand the problem. But then Skwisgaar breaks down and thats when Toki is like "Oh shit!" And goes to comfort her but is pushed back, with Skwisgaar saying that she doesnt want Toki to look at how ugly she is and other self conscious thoughts but Toki is just very confused. Because, ugly? Skwisgaar? That's an impossibility. And Toki tells her that. Skiwsgaar is just mad because of course Toki wouldn't get it, so she starts angrily pointing out everything wrong with her face. Splotchy skin. Crows feet. Dark circles under her eyes. Large pores. And on and on until Toki stops her by grabbing her hands. "Buts yous just looks like Skwisgaar tos me." Because Toki doesnt "see" all of that. All she sees is her girlfriend, her lead Guitarist, her biggest headache and largest supporter. She sees Skwisgaar, someone she loves, and she looks beautiful to Toki no matter what. This doesnt fix all of Skwisgaar’s self esteem issues and she still wants that make up, but something about the genuineness of it resonates with her, that at least one person, the most important person to her, thinks shes beautiful no matter what.

They have date night inside that night.

…am i mama now. am i being force hey mamas’d.

anyway hdhjfdifhfhfh

IM NOT CRYING YOU’RE CRYING 😭