#ohhohoho THIS

[nyoomfruits]

perchance a chance for an early post or snippet this time as well? I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL MONDAY LIKE THIS 😭

honestly you're the first person to actually ask me for a snippet so yeah!!!!!! why not!!!!

The whole ‘not avoiding his friends’ thing does get a little bit more complicated roughly two weeks later, when his doctor finally, finally tells him they can remove his cast.

It should’ve been a joyous occasion. Something to celebrate. The thing has been a bit of a hassle, after all. He should be thrilled its coming off, that he can finally move around freely again.

But now, all Lando can do is glance down at the cast, at the little black marker smiley Oscar drew on there on their last vacation day, and feel like it’s his last tether to Oscar, his last tether to their time together, getting cut.

After this, it’ll truly be over.

So yeah. Not looking forward to it.

But the not not talking to his friends gets in the way because he needs someone to drive him to the hospital. He could take the bus, but the connections are shit and it would take him four busses and an hour and a half while it’s a mere 20 minutes by car, so. Someone driving him would really be the preferred method of transportation.

Eventually he caves and texts Alex. Alex will probably nag him about the Oscar thing, but all things considered he’s the least annoying and will let it go the quickest when Lando tells him, so. Alex.

Alex replies way too enthusiastically and tells him he’ll be there at 8am sharp the next morning, which should have been Lando’s first red flag.

The second red flag is that he doesn’t ask about what happened with Oscar, which for someone as chronically curious as Alex is weird.

So Lando should  have seen it coming, really. The signs were there. The flags were waving. But he was way too relieved about Alex not giving him too much shit to notice, and so when he opens the door, 8am sharp, to find Oscar hovering awkwardly on his doorstep, the wind kind of gets knocked out him.

“Hi,” Oscar says, does a little half wave, fidgeting a little nervously. “I uh. Alex said you needed a ride?”

[mttonex]

new fanclone alert 😼

she's dating Harriet 😁💖

[sentientsky]

totally forgot about gay french music for a sec. very crowley-coded stuff

Pomme, « On Brûlera »

(ft. my sleep-deprived translation below the cut)

We’ll burn together

In Hell, my angel.

I’ve planned (could also be translated as foreseen, anticipated) our goodbyes

To the Earth, my angel.

And I want to leave with you (to Alpha Centauri?? 👀),

And I want to die in your arms.

I apologize to the gods

of my mother and her praises.

I know all the prayers,

All the wishes

For it to change.

But I want to leave with you,

And I want to die in your arms.

[charbroiledchicken]

my biggest flex is that i fit so many lesbian stereotypes without even trying:

-crushing on a straight girl? been there, done that, got the t-shirt three times

-strange queer codependent friendship when i was younger? done that as well (i got fake married to her with rings and everything and basically sat in her lap 24/7 oh and we had a whole shared pinterest board planning our wedding.)

-falling for your (old) best friend? DONE THAT AS WELL

-mutual pining but too scared to make a move so you end up losing your chance? SAME PERSON AS ABOVE

-crushing on someone with a boyfriend? JUST RECENTLY DID THAT WITH THE EXACT. SAME. PERSON. AS. ABOVE.

-mean lesbian/rude bi duo?? basically describes my two closest friendships.

-(updated) GETTING OVER A STRAIGHT GIRL BY CRUSHING ON ANOTHER STRAIGHT GIRL WHAT IS THIS PATTERN UM

i read the gay agenda and i am determined to tick all the boxes off one by one.

someone contact sappho.

[ao3screenshotss]

i will never look as good as i do at 12am in the bathroom mirror

[silhouette-anon]

A pen and paper interrupt Silhouette's stroll with Alpen.

"Hello,"

"hello,"

"hello!"

"How is our"

"fellow,"

"freaky"

"friend doing today?"

The two giggle in unison.

"Well, we know how someone's doing!"

"Because of you, our beloved starry friend is..."

"uh oh!"

"Half abstracted!"

"And now, the one you"

"oh, so dearly"

"MANIPULATED,"

"wants you..."

The two make a slicing motion across their throats simultaneously, cocking their heads with an eerie smile on their faces.

( @scrawledsentences )

Silo had stopped in his tracks, grimacing.

You two, again?...

He looked back at Alpen, as well as Pen, who had tagged along.

I get it, the irresponsible ball of flame wants me dead. She can fight me herself instead of just sending her lackeys.

He never addresses the manipulation and accusations...

[quietwingsinthesky]

for the ship ask game, have you ever thought about simm!master/eleven? would you like to?

would i ever!!!!!!

this was the basis of one of my posts about little amy so long ago. a hypothetical s5 where the master sticks with the doctor after he regenerates. but like can we talk about how insane that dynamic between him and amelia, the literal eight year old, would be. look at me. one of the defining things of eleven's run is that the first face he saw was amy's. seared onto his hearts!!! now, imagine that happens in a world where the master did everything right to be that person, and it was still amy. the tardis crashed, and the doctor went one way and the master went the other, and by the time the master drags himself soaking wet out of what was the swimming pool and into amelia's garden, the doctor is already having dinner with some random human child.

things simm!master is not above: being a little bitch to amy about this. yes, even when she's eight. (amelia pond with her stories about her magical raggedy doctor!! ...and the trash rat who crawled out of his time machine after him and threatened to eat her. wait okay hold on i know im getting distracted here but aslkjdalkjsd rory who amy makes dress up as the doctor vs mels who insists on dressing up as the master because she craves violence and an excuse to bite people.)

ANYWAY. god. eleven who is this bottomless well of grief and rage. and the master who is so much like him in this incarnation. silly goofy guys who burn too bright, burn up everything and everyone around them. what is simm!master if not a version of eleven untempered by kindness. i wonder what the master would have to say about a version of the doctor who is aware of how scared people are of him and uses it to his advantage. who scares the rest of the universe so much that they try to lock him away and kill him and do anything they can to get rid of him. when they lock the doctor up in the pandorica, does the master give him the final shove into the chair or is he a few feet away, just barely restrained, impotently snapping and snarling to prevent this?

but never looking at it directly, right? neither of them would be able to. not at what's between them, not at what came before. if you don't talk about that time you both saved each other, then maybe you can pretend it didn't happen.

i think the master would make eleven worse, no doubt about it. i think eleven might just make the master a little better, and he'd hate that but that wouldn't stop it from happening. they might find some sort of equilibrium, just this once, a little willing to bend in the aftermath of the events of the end of time. that part of the master that will be missy one day wakes up. the part of the doctor that was once the time lord victorious gets a last glorious breath. they can have that, together.

okay. okay. one last thing. gets ill thinking about eleven who is so physically affectionate being that way with the master. with mr 'im going to kiss my wife i married for political gain like im starving'. with mr 'time lord telepathy does not require physical contact but if we don't touch foreheads right now ill die'. with mr 'fuck u but also im gonna die in your arms, don't leave or let me go before everything falls quiet.' thinks about eleven touching him and hugging him and kissing him and- thinks about the master recoiling from it, hackles raised, or shoving the doctor away when he does. thinks about the doctor not stopping. thinks about the master getting accustomed to his touch, taking it greedily. (thinks about missy kissing the doctor to greet him later.)

yeag <3

[put any ship in my ask box and i’ll give my brutally honest opinion]

[lesbianlotties]

walking out covered in blood and with at least five ghosts in the background every time you look at me after watching episode 5 of the haunting of hill house

[stevethehairington]

oh not me tempted to buy the "patrick zweig defender" tshirt i just saw on etsy LMAOOOOO

[empty-blog-for-lurking]

I am thinking about ocean/moon coded ships and like just, it is sooo- it is about the yearning. One sided overwhelming yearning. The ocean is mighty and powerful and deep and unpredictable and uncontrollable and dangerous and it can and will swallow anything whole, and yet the one thing that can truly influence it and pull its waves and raise its tides and it is so out of reach, it is the moon in the sky, the guiding light in the dark, the watcher of the night, and all the ocean can do is reach and grow higher and higher and yet it will never reach the sky, never even touch the moon. And the moon? The moon is watchful and the moon is kind. It reflects the light of the sun to the darkest parts of the world and it watches you dream from high above in the sky. And yet. Moon will never reach out to the ocean. Sure the moon loves the ocean but it also loves the land and the life in both of them and this love is not enough for moon to reach them. It has power over the ocean enough to pull it towards itself but ultimately neither the ocean can leave its depths nor the moon will leave the sky. Just yearning, powerful overwhelming yearning

[m0thisonfire]

This just in:

Absolute wreck of an oc has been revived after years.

Attack on Titan Oc, Amida Cross. Stay tuned for eventual design posting.

[groupalpha]

Oh, Seems Malg's got some anxiousness String, I'll be back soon probably!

LSoL: Alright. Be safe.

LSoL: As for you strange voices.

You all better have a damn good reason for all of that. I saw all of that with my overseer over there.

Tides will NOT be happy.

[locosquif]

Happy Valentine’s Day everybody!!! Ur in for a treat tonight frfr

[causalityparadoxes]

NEW DOCCY WHO WITH A NEW DOCCY WHO

SCREAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMM

[queencaramilflinda]

I am so mad I want to watch the Ravening war premier live but I have my first archery lesson tomorrow right before then and it’s a 40 minute drive home 😭

[historyherstory]

Having a winning regimental baseball team was considered a prime commodity for any commanding officer. It was well known that COs would routinely block any application for transfer made by a ballplayer. The only two exceptions (where a commander was powerless to stop a transfer) were for flight training or parachute training...I joined the paratroopers.

Lieutenant Buck Compton, Call of Duty