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[r-gie]

Spinning Wheel - The Three Sisters

My piece for the Object Head Zine 2023 Edition. The theme was Historical Fiction so I decided to paint spinning wheels in different periods. We were allowed to post our whole piece a couple of months ago, but only remembered to post this now because of the KofiChallenge :'^) huhu

[marcusohz]

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[ricebowl-san]

No but LukeRosa wherein they sleep together and she decides to be a big spoon and feels him stiffens under her touch before relaxes once more.

“I like to hear your heartbeat.”

“They’re beating fast, aren’t they?”

“Uhuh,” she says in affirmation. “I wonder why? Is it because it’s raining outside? Or because you spent the whole day exercising?”

Her hands are clasped on his stomach but she let a finger trace on his shirt, feeling the toned abs underneath the garment.

One of his hands tucks underneath his head and another places over her clasped hands. “I think you know why?”

She rests her forehead against his back, feeling the steady heartbeat of his. “I know. It’s beating for me, isn’t it?”

“Always.” Since the day you saved me from death’s grip, my heart has always been beating for you.

They stay in silence, listening to their breathing’s and the faint sound of crickets and the rustle of their legs brushing each other.

Then she murmurs, “Will you listen to my heart?”

He turns to face her, softly and gently and hugs her, head rests against her chest. “It’s beating steadily.” He glances upwards through his lashes and bangs. “Do I always make you feel at ease?”

“Always,” she replies in a heartbeat as her fingers card through his locks. You always make me at ease ever since we were young.

Heated gazes, longing lips, and yearning hearts.

Their mouths met together, dancing ever so softly—ever so gently. She feels his fingers brushing down her exposed arms, intertwining their fingers together.

He flips until he’s on top of her and positions himself between her legs. “I’d like to hear more of your heartbeats, do you mind?” He asks, tracing the hem of her waistband.

She in turn runs her fingers down his collarbone and towards the smooth pane of his chest. “I’d like to hear more of yours as well.”

Clothes are taken off until there’s nothing but their naked skins and bare feelings and throughout the night, their hearts beat together as one.

[lizzaneia-elizalde]

Hi I'm back. How are you?

How about... A yandere that has had a bunch of lovers and either killed them because he got bored or broke their heart beyond repair? But them he meets the reader and something changes?

Idk it seems like a fun dea.

Yandere! Male! Player x gn! Barista! Reader

Uh ohz, here is the player 🙄 there's a little twist to the request, meowing! I hope you don't mind. (Another Greek mythos twist. Not as blatant as Hades though. Only a bit of the Greek mythos is grabbed, not all.)

I'll see to it how can we break this little man

ヘ(￣ω￣ヘ)

AND, I AM GOING TO STOP TAKING NEW YANDERE REQUESTS! But, I am going to take asks about the existing yanderes now!

Yandere! Player name: Amor

A resounding slap echoed throughout the bustling cafe, silencing the people talking to each other. The woman, tear stricken and angry, looked at the man in front of her.

"We're over!" She yelled before stomping away from the cafe, leaving the man behind.

The people started to gossip amongst each other, but one particular action by the man stunned them.

He just sat down, took out his phone, and called somebody.

"Hey, fancy meeting tonight? I just know of this nice cafe. Date, my treat."

Shameless, the people thought as he chuckled and ended the call with a lazy smirk, stirring his coffee and sipping it.

Amor. Extremely handsome man. Charming, always knew how to get the ladies.

That's what made him full of shit since being handsome is his only redeeming quality.

He's arrogant, a bastard, selfish, has a pride taller than the Eiffel tower, and a total player.

He juggles women left and right, flavor of the day, who's gonna be my girl for the morning, afternoon, and night?

Why do people flock to this man again?

Ah, because the Gods favor this bitch.

What did he do in his past life that women love this man?

Well, in his past life, he's a boring nerd.

His family loved him dearly, and wanted him to succeed in life.

So, attending academic camps, prestigious schools, goddamn Kumon? He got it all.

Awards, upon awards. He collects them like pokemon.

Did it make him interesting?

No. All he knew is academics, and no outside skill.

He's book smart, not street smart.

Poor guy wasn't even attractive. So, when he finished University in an Ivy League Uni, he's lost. He doesn't have charisma to charm employers, he doesn't have the confidence to do public work...

Well, that, and NASA already hired him.

What? He is not street smart and has a hard time finding a job himself, but that doesn't mean he doesn't have connections.

In short, he's a Nepo baby.

At least he's a genius so NASA made sure to use him thoroughly.

But, he felt... Bored.

He wanted more from this life of his.

He wanted a girlfriend for fuck's sake!

So, by some stupid and desperation he himself never thought of doing, he turned to the old gods.

The old Gods, surprised by a sudden influx of eager and desperation of faith from only one man, decided to entertain them.

"PLEASE! WHEN I DIE, MAKE ME EXTREMELY HANDSOME AND HAVE WOMEN LEFT AND RIGHT!"

Oh... That's not...

He's really superficial....

Did the Gods care though? Nah. He's really entertaining. Awakening old Gods just for... Women?

So they granted his wish.

When he died of old age (unfortunately for him.), He woke up to another wealthy and loving family. But this time, he's the son of a world renowned Kpop idol, and a Miss Universe.

"This is overkill." Amor thought to himself as his mother cradled her. "But damn, ain't I happy!"

Growing up, even as a kid, girls liked him. He felt like on the top of the world. He retained his memory, so he's practically a gifted child. No, perfect child even!

Except that he's actually a foul kid.

He became arrogant, a snob. Someone who viewed himself too highly for people.

But do his parents care?

Eh...

They spoil the kid a lot. And turn a blind eye to his lack in manners.

Again, went to prestigious Universities, to Kumon, academic camps.

Everything was a breeze for him now.

He got a job as a model immediately. He decided to not go down the academic path, but use his parents' connections once more to climb up the showbiz ladder!

He's still a Nepo baby in this life.

Well, again, his handsomeness is almost too good to be true (work of the goddess of beauty), so his model career is skyrocketing in success.

And women.

Countless of them.

He cycles through them like toilet paper. Throwing them away once he's got his fill.

Yet, people don't care.

He somehow built a reputation off of being a player. When people say that "he broke somebody's heart again!"

"Eh, what did you expect from being in a relationship with Amor?" They would say with a shake of their head and a smile.

That's how much the Gods intervened with his life.

Once he sets his eyes on someone, he 100% would get them.

Unless....

"Tsk. Where can I go now..."

Amor paced around the street, turning heads left and right as this man sculpted by the gods had a worried look on his face.

The cafe he frequents closed down, now he needs a new place to take his women to dates to.

He's about to get his phone when a flyer hit him directly on his face. With an irritated glower, he grabbed the flyer.

"ow! What the f... Oh?"

He stopped, seeing the content.

"new cafe open?"

It looks like a generic cafe. But what was interesting was that the cafe is located in an indoor garden. Like a greenhouse.

"This is interesting. Women love flowers, don't they? And a garden of all places!" He laughs, making the gods stir from the sudden new cafe they got.

They all fuzzed, saying that this would be a good place. But, the goddess of Beauty stirred. Saying she got a bad feeling about this.

"relax, nothing will happen."

And when he got inside the cafe, he immediately got shocked by the barista, you.

Has there ever been an ethereal beauty like you? Someone... Someone who rivals even the goddess of beauty herself?!

The goddess stirred again, shackles raised. She never made you, so why are you this attractive?

Then, the goddess whispered on his ear.

It's to make you fall in love with a monster. Someone ugly, a beast... Anything to get your status down! Nobody can be as beautiful as her!

Envy filled the goddess as she gave Amor arrows to hit you with.

Now, assigned with the task of making you fall in love with what the goddess call a 'monster', he sets off to your house in the middle of the night. With the help of the other Gods, he became invisible and flew on to your balcony.

With a creak, your balcony doors opened. Making him shimmy inside through the small crack.

Yet, fate tempted him as the moonlight hit your form. In a vulnerable state, your androgynous beauty is amplified. Your long eyelashes, your skin... Your figure...

Truly, your beauty rivaled the goddess. No, you were more beautiful than her.

His throat dried, eyes glazed over.

Gods, are they tempting him?

It would be a waste for you to fall in love with an ugly guy.

His fingers twitched, trying to grab the arrow.

"OW!"

He seethed, doubling over as he clutched his finger. It got pricked by the arrow.

He somehow forgot a crucial information.

'whoever the first person the pricked sees if the arrows only pricked one, they will fall in love with the first person they sees.'

And, as his eyes irritably looked at you, overwhelming love filled inside him as he gasped in the sudden influx of emotions.

He kneeled down, eyes wide.

He's rigid. All he could see is your form. Lovely and so bright.

And hid eyes softened. A dull light in it as his lips twitched into a lovesick smile.

He was already attracted to you before, and now, pricked by the arrows, he's utterly obsessed with you.

With a twitch of his hand once more, he grabbed the arrow and stabbed himself fully to the thigh.

"GAGH!"

He doubled over, gasping, twitching for air as his heart pulsed through his ears. His eyes frantically finding your sleeping form before letting out a shaky moan from the satisfaction.

It was like a drug. Everytime he sees you, he gets overwhelmed with feelings of affection.

Is this what love is about?

And before he knows it, the arrows are all used up.

It was morbid, seeing this man stabbed with so many arrows.

But his face says otherwise. Like a drugged up man, overdosed on ecstacy, he was in a drooling trance from the addictive feeling of love for you.

The arrow is effective enough by one arrow, and now this?

Well, let's just say...

"I count, right?" He shakily asked the gods. "I'm a monster, somebody who breaks women's heart left and right."

He trembled, standing up.

He walked over to you, legs unsteady as he dropped to his knees once more and planted his lips on your own.

It tasted, you tasted so sweet, divine upon his lips.

He wants more, but he can't risk waking you up.

"Goodbye, my love. See you tomorrow." Amor whispered, grabbing your hand and dragging his nose on your skin and inhaling your scent. Exhaling shakily, he stood up and flew away.

Let's say, the goddess of Beauty was really angry at him.

But her condition, a 'monster', fits him. So, what can she do?

She gritted her teeth and looked at him with hatred, yet complacency.

You're so pretty, it hurts.

"Welcome to the Psyche cafe! How may I help you-- oh hello, sir Amor! The usual?"

Amor slowly nodded, clearing his throat.

"yes. The usual."

It's been weeks since then. And he made sure to make himself a regular in the cafe. He stopped going on dates, and pulled a lot of strings to somehow burry the player accusations. He knows he can't really burry it all.

So he made (threatened) the women he dated to be positive about him.

He wants to fly on your radar, spot on the middle, so bad.

So, with the invisibility power he got from the Gods, he always followed you. Even up to your home.

At first, his heart pounded like crazy. What if he suddenly appeared? Will you be freaked out? Surprised? Will you run away--

No, you can't run away.

Like you can, anyways.

He knew of your favorite food, fashion sense, hell, your taste in men...

He slowly changed himself into the man of your dreams.

Like a persona he integrated into himself, this sudden change shocked the people. But, they welcomed this change.

"Is he in love, that's why he's changing?"

More than that.

He's making himself into the perfect boyfriend for you.

Now, all he needs is you!

"Here's your coffee, sir!" You greeted with a sweet smile that he swore he had to grab his soul from leaving his body. "Enjoy!"

He gently grabbed the coffee and as usual, gave you 200$.

"sir..." You grimaced.

"Please, just accept it." He smiles. "You've always been a pleasant person to talk to, y/n. So, just see it as a generous tip. That I frequently give."

You looked down at the bill and smiled. Warmness spreads through your chest.

"thank you s--"

You looked up, and froze from the look he's giving you.

Deep, crazed...

Obsessed.

You shivered in fear.

Sensing your eyes on him, he coughed loudly, averting his eyes before returning to the man you knew.

Or did you actually know him?

You don't even know anymore.

But hey, he gives huge tips.

"Thanks again for the coffee." Amor smiles, trying to sweep what happened under the rug as he waved at you.

He went to his usual table. Somewhere secluded, yet has a clear view of you surrounded by flowers.

He observes you. Plans on what to do next.

He knew he can't just waltz in and whisk you away. That's barbaric.

But he's not opposed to the idea though...

He smirks.

He can probably pull tons of strings for you to end up in his arms.

He loves you, don't mistake that.

But, a little bit of... Force would be good.

He's an impatient man.

Also, did he mention that he's a selfish asshole?

How about, making your life so miserable. Getting you kicked out of this cafe, your family suddenly getting a huge debt...

Something he knows you can't pay immediately.

And his family would coincidentally sponsor you by giving you a condition of marrying him!

Anything to be with you, really.

Or, just steal another arrow and hit it with you. That's also plausible.

But, the goddess is pissed with him. So that's the last resort.

He sips his coffee and crosses his long legs.

He's favored by the Gods anyways.

His eyes narrowed slightly as you interacted too amicably with your coworker. An obvious blush on the coworker's face as he got too touchy with you.

No, everyone in the cafe is enamoured with you. Your beauty too good for this world.

He gripped the handle of his cup.

But first, let's get rid of potential rivals, yes?

You are only his.

What is there to fear? He has the resources in his hands to make you his.

You didn't know yet, but your fate is already sealed, tied, and shackled to him.

You don't really have a choice.

[whumpbby]

Hehe, I am thinking that JC got tangled in some shenanigans that keep following Wei Wuxian, and in effect got sent to some other dimension where everything is the same but isn't.

And now WWX has to go and retrieve him - and for that ends up going through quite a few realities in a "Where isy my shidi?" adventure that places him face to face with a variety of Jiang Chengs and his own feelings of shame, guilt, love and anger towards his shidi.

He sees a Jiang Cheng who have lost their core and a one that didn't, ones that reclaimed his sect and one that was enslaved by Wen Zhuliu as some sick standin for his mom. One that saved Yanli and sacrificed his sect and one that never forgave Wei Wuxian (ohz so that's how his actual hate feels) and one that got over WWX's death and forgot (and that's how indifference feels, Wei Wuxian hates it!). There is a reality where JC didn't get a replacement core and Wei Wuxian was the Jiang Sect Leader who kept him under lock and key (and that Jiang Cheng was miserable, but didn't want to run away, as long as his Wei Wuxian loved him still...).

There is one where Jiang Cheng is married to Lan Xichen and they have kids??? (Wei Wuxian hates it! Hates it! Hates it!!! ....just can't explain why... His shidi would never...right? And what does it mean Jiang Cheng gave birth to the kids?? Oh gods, he never wants to have Lan Xichen sit him down for a sex talk ever again>_<!!! The alpha/omega sex sure is something!) That world unsettled him the most. How is it that Jiang Cheng is happily married here? How is it that Lan Xichen chose him to marry??? Doesn't he mind the awful personality and constant anger? His shidi is very pretty and great, and strong, but he is just like his mom and... Lan Xichen almost slaps him in the head in that universe. Which is scary, because Lan Xichen never gets angry to Wei Wuxian's memory. And on account of a joke? Wei Wuxian doesn't get it.

"If you stopped looking at him and trying to see his mother instead of the boy you grew up with." The big alpha tells him. "Then you'd understand."

And uh, yeah, that one kinda....stung a bit. Maybe that reality wasn't that bad - for Jiang chengttonhave someone who cared for him and understood him. For his shidi to have family again, one that loved him as he should be loved even if it didn't include Wei Wuxian. Even if his shidi had to birth babies and take that monstrous Lan pillar...(he hated it, hated it, heated it!!!)

It's still better, however, than the one reality Wei Wuxian stepped into that just... Didn't have Jiang Cheng of its own. One where he died at the hands of Wen Chao, where the Sunshot Campaign never even got off the ground, because their Wei Wuxian burned the Wen to the ground and salted the ashes. There's no Lan Sizhui there, no Wen Ning. Wen Quing died under his hands like all the others. There's no Yunmeng Jiang. Just Wei Wuxian full of rage and the world that lives in fear of him. What a miserable existence.

He left that world as fast as he could, sick to his stomach.

On the quest to reclaim his precious shidi.

[objectheadzine]

Due to a mix of family, medical, and personal issues, the release of the OHZ 2024 edition will be delayed until the end of the month. Thank you for your patience.

[amongussexgif]

why would you put a rat in the microwave

im just. confused. what was your thought process

Well. Little me just took ramenout of microwave. See mouse on floor. Mouse go towards me. Panic and grab it. Panic more and throw it in microwave. Slam it shut so cannot escape. Uh ohz what do now. 3 minutes on high power

[rusty-the-rusty-spotted-cat]

Aol jha ohz zuhwwlk.

[toughtink]

new fontaine character names and possible pronunciations

i know genshin loves to butcher names from around the world so who actually knows what they'll go with for these, especially since they're already diverting from my guess for lyney, but let's go:

Freminet — my guess is "FREH-mih-nay" but there's a chance they ditch french pronunciations entirely and go for "FREH-mih-nett"

Egeria — either "Eh-JZEHR-ee-uh" or "Eh-DJEER-ee-uh," but the first is way prettier

Lyney — it was pronounced "LINN-ee" in the overture teaser, but the french way would be more like "Lih-NAY"

Lynette — also pronounced in the overture, pretty straightforward in french or english "Lih-NETT"

Navia — "NAH-vya" but might go "Nah-VEE-uh" instead

Charlotte — already pronounced from the event she was in last, also straightforward "SHAR-lot"

Wriothesley — no fuckin clue. "RIZZ-lee" was one put forth online, or it could be "REE-ohz-ley" or "RYE-oh-thez-lee"--it's just choose your number of syllables fun!

Sigewinne — another idek, but i have guesses! probably, they'll go with a very english-sounding "SIG-uh-win," but maybe they'll do "SIG-u-veen" or "ZIG-uh-VIN-uh"

Clorinde — "Kloh-ROND" would be more french, but they might stick with "Klor-REEND" which :/ (let's be real, the fandom's gonna call her chlorine)

"The Knave" Arlecchino — Knave is straightforward (cave but with an N), but Arlecchino is "AR-luh-kee-no" for those not already in the know

Furina — "Fur-EEN-uh" or "Foo-REEN-uh" which is honestly a negligible difference if you say it fast enough, but they might switch up the emphasis with "FUR-in-uh" or smth

Neuvillette — "NOO-vill-ett" easy peasy!

[nerdicorntheshipper]

Yes I know that we're all a little upset with the spock/t'pring scene and the implication that spock is attracted to women, as well as the incongruity with their amok time dynamic, but if I'm honest the thing that bothers me most about that scene is the fact that they kiss... Like with their mouths. Why are two Vulcans doing a human kiss? Wouldn't a Vulcan who values tradition like t'pring have gone for an ohz-esta instead? Isn't the two finger touch far more appropriate for the situation?

[r-gie]

My OHZ piece blew up and I couldn't be more happy :'^) Thank you all <3 Fanarts are the only ones that get reblogs/likes for me, so it's surprising to see how this got a lot of attention. I see every reblog tag and they're always fun to read, especially the ones that add their own interpretation of this piece. I've also reached 300+ followers because of it. FINALLY!! After 10 years of being on this site lmaoo I'm glad I got to experience this at some point :^D I've always wondered what it feels like to reach a follower milestone. 300 is not a lot, especially since most of them are not that active anymore. Still a cool number nonetheless hehe Most of the time, I see 2-3 regular people here who still interact with my work (you know who you are and I'm grateful for your support!). Anyways, hi to my new followers! I hope you enjoy your stay :'^D My art is still developing and I'm quite slow. I don't want to promise a regular upload but know that I'm always trying my best to create art one way or another. You can always DM me if you have any questions, comments, suggestions, or you just want to say hi. That's cool too.

[ricebowl-san]

It’s been a rollercoaster of emotions these past few months. Sadness and anger accompanied me most of the time and frankly, I don’t know if I should have enjoyed such company.

I want my joy back.

I want to be happy without feeling hurt or hurting someone, but life doesn’t work that way. You live and you hurt or you get hurt—it’s inevitable.

But a question lingers in my mind: will this wound ever heal? Or will the scar remain until the end of time?

I don’t want that. I want a scarless heart. A heart that never knows the feeling of pain, but again, such is not possible to get.

Time passed, and I somehow more or less got my answer: the scar will remain, but it’s so faded that I will not even realize its existence. However, that does not mean that when I happen to look at it accidentally, I am completely healed.

A total recovery may not be possible, as much as I want that to happen.

But I am selfish. Or maybe I am tired. Because I want to accept that maybe, just maybe, I have reached my epilogue on this hurtful chapter.

That being said, even though I am hurt, I keep thinking, are they, by any chance, also hurt by me? We only know our side of the story. In mine, perhaps they are the antagonist, but maybe in theirs, I am the villain—with horns and a trident and all.

Who’s to say?

But again, I am selfish and tired, and I just don’t want to think anymore. I want to put an end to this. Not a comma, but a period.

I hope one day, I can flip to the last page of this chapter.

Maybe it will be hundreds of pages away, but as long as I keep flipping, I will still reach the end. Hopefully.

[d0rky-0utfits]

Ohz noz

[sturnioloshacker]

Ohz yaeh k forgot i had an emoji fro tbis already aorry

hut anyways i juts want to be your best freind tbh

-🍃🍃

oh hiiiii bestie! fire away 💕

[onehelluvazine]

📣💥  Leftover Sale Opens on November 25th Noon CST  💥📣

Mark your calendars and get your wallets ready! This will be the last chance to get anything from OHZ 2022! 

The stock we have is VERY limited and we WON'T restock anything! 

We'll see you tomorrow 😈✨

[azulsluver]

Waaa I'm back! Deactivated my old acc but eel anon is back KEHAHEHA

Ohz I’m glad you got it back!