#ok!! im done noww

[bymine]

the bedroom | first love / late spring

[dinerfries]

oddly framed redraw

[dragonbonecatacombs]

punk aang au.... if you even care.....

[pesterloglog]

Eridan Ampora, Jade Harley

Act 5, page 3175-3176

-- caligulasAquarium [CA] began trolling gardenGnostic [GG] --

CA: noww that youre done makin all that pointless rubbish

CA: ivve got somethin wway more wworth your wwhile

GG: which one were you again?

GG: wait

GG: werent you the guy who was always trying to hit on me??

CA: that couldvve been anyone

CA: lets not get distracted by your sad league of suitors and their flushed desperations

CA: im offerin you the edge here

CA: in your rivvalry wwith the other female

GG: uh...

CA: wwevve got the same abstratus

CA: and i dont need this thing anymore

CA: since i became more powwerful than you could evver imagine as a mighty wwizard of wwhite science

CA: so you might as wwell take it and settle your score wwith that awwful wwitch

GG: but

GG: im the wwitch!

GG: i mean witch

CA: yeah ok the seer then if you wwant to be dealin wwith technicalities

GG: rose?

GG: i do not have a score to settle with rose!!!

GG: why would you think that?

CA: oh

CA: wwell fuck

CA: suppose i wwas guessin it wwas natural to presume somesuch relation like that betwween the twwo a you

GG: i think you are projecting your own attitude on to others

GG: just because you tend to hate and/or hit on everyone you meet doesnt mean everyone else is that way

GG: rose just sent me a code for a crystal ball, shes my friend and is basically the best!

CA: oh i see so she shared her "magic secrets" wwith you then

CA: its probably a trap i wwouldnt trust her

CA: she is a cunnin and treacherous sort trust me i knoww her type

GG: wait do you have a thing for her too???

GG: did she reject you or something?

CA: you are slingin around such a bloody mess of slander wwith these accusations

CA: you wwouldnt understand anywway

CA: its already been painfully established you people cant get your shalloww think pans under the majesty of our quadrants

GG: :|

CA: if you must knoww things betwween us wwere gettin pretty bellicose and im pretty sure she wwas wwaxin as obsidian for me as a human got it in em to do

CA: and if not for the interdimensional divvide keepin us apart honestly i dont doubt our rivvalry could be brewwin outright pitch

GG: uh huh...

CA: but the thing is i need a rivval wwho can pose me a challenge

CA: and frankly shes not evven fit for holdin my cape anymore

CA: at this point i find all her adorable black pixie dabblins to be prime kiddie playtime shit

CA: all of her FRAUDULENT MAGICS cannot come close to posin threat to my mastery ovver the TRUEST SCIENCES

CA: an wwith my empiricists wwand i servve as the righteous hope that wwill incinerate delusion and the deluded alike

CA: my holy fire is the wwhite fury bled from the wwrath-wweary eyes of fifty thousand nonfictional angels

CA: and wwhen theyre finished wweepin they wwill boww before their prince

GG: wow what are you talking about

CA: so really you should be honored to inherit my old callin

CA: both my armaments and my feud

CA: itll be wwitch against wwitch

CA: a real one vvs an impostor

CA: faker one dies

GG: hey look at that, time for me to get going!

CA: oh wwill you just take the fuckin gun already

GG: no i dont want it!!!!!

CA: its a wway more powwerful wweapon than any of that crap you made

CA: its a legendary relic wwithout equal

GG: more like a legendary piece of shit!

CA: youre bein needlessly fuckin stubborn about this im doin you a fuckin favvor here

GG: yes but i dont like you very much and i feel really icky about accepting a present from you

CA: if you accept it this is the last ill evver be botherin you about anythin ok

GG: siiigh

GG: fine

CA: FFFFFFWW

GG: what?

CA: thats the code

GG: oh...

GG: hmmm...

GG: i have seen this before

CA: howws that possible

CA: its a one of a kind wweapon plundered from an alternian ghost ship

GG: i am very sure its the same rifle included with johns present

GG: but...

GG: bigger of course

CA: probably a cheap imitation of the original

CA: uh

CA: kind of like that one there is

CA: so theres your answwer stable loops ahoy

CA: noww enjoy the utter fuckin domination it affords

GG: yes but....

GG: i did not provide the weapons!

GG: my penpal did

CA: wwhos that

GG: the guy who helps me build the present

GG: we worked on it together but he supplied the bunnys weapons

GG: im pretty sure hes from the future!

CA: wwhy

GG: because he said hes my grandson

CA: wwhat the fuck is a grandson

CA: is that some kind of pervverse human familial thing

GG: umm yes

CA: nevvermind then your procreational biologistics make my fins curl in distaste

GG: oh no!!!!!

GG: aaaaa please dont tell anyone i told you about him!

GG: augh how could i let that slip to you of all people

CA: settle dowwn jade youre radically underestimatin the amount of shit i dont givve about this

CA: ill havve you knoww this is the last time im plannin on talkin to any human

CA: i got bigger ships to sink and soon wwhen im good and ready me and my luminous fuckin science stick havve got a date wwith jack noir

CA: AND NO NOT THAT KIND OF DATE GIVVE ME A LITTLE FUCKIN CREDIT

GG: wow ok!!!!

GG: i wasnt going to say anything

CA: wwhys this matter so hush hush anywway

GG: he didnt want me to tell my friends who he really was

GG: i guess maybe he was concerned about upsetting the timeline? i dunno

CA: wwell maybe he didnt wwanna disrupt wwhatevver disgustin sequence of evvents wwas responsible for his spawwnin in the first place

GG: maybe!

GG: i have wondered about that, assuming he is right...

GG: he was so nice, and it really did feel like i was talking to family, so i really dont think he was making it up

GG: i couldnt help but try to imagine his parents...

GG: and more interestingly.......

GG: his grandfather :O

GG: i still wonder who it could be...

GG: although i guess at this point

GG: the options are pretty limited :o

CA: ok i think im startin to feel ill talkin about things makin me fathom pink wwigglers comin out a your owwn personal torso

CA: so change a fuckin subject

CA: that gun i just gavve you is somethin of a hatchright to the kid

CA: happy i could play a role in your dirty stinkin lineage

GG: like an heirloom? i guess it could be

GG: do you even have those? if you dont have parents how could you?

CA: no wwe dont knoww our direct forebears and im pretty sure any attempt to seek out or evven inquire about the supplier of your genes wwould be a fine wway to get yourself killed

CA: but wwevve got our lore and it says wwe all got indivvidual ancestors wwho contribute to most of our genes abovve and beyond wwhat the grubs slurry does

GG: ewwwwwwww

CA: oh shut up

CA: anywway a lot of us believve wwere meant to trace the footsteps of those ancestors evven though wwe can nevver knoww em

CA: and on that journey wwe can come across belongings they once had cause wwe wwere hatched to find em and finish their wwork

CA: i kinda think thats wwhy i found the gun in the first place

CA: but noww im forsakin it because fuck i just found a better destiny than my old crappy one wwhich i nevver got any appreciation for anywway

GG: hmmmm

GG: then maybe that is how this heirloom should work

CA: wwhat do you mean

GG: well i dont want to use it!

CA: aww man come on

GG: so ill just dump it outside the house with the trash

GG: and if it is fated to find my penpal one day then so be it!

CA: god damn it

CA: its like you people go out of your wway to think a howw to disrespect me

GG: maybe you should have been nicer to me!

GG: in any case i dont appreciate the spirit in which the gift was given so this is what i will do!

CA: fine fuck it wwhat do i care

CA: this has been a completely flippin useless exchange as havve they all been wwith your species

CA: and for the record

CA: evven though i said that stuff about bein fated to find my gun

CA: fate isnt real

CA: its a lot of FAKE FUCKIN HORSEFEATHERS

CA: noww go and be cleansed by the light of truth purity nonfakeness hope and abovve all SCIENCE

gardenGnostic's johnnytop exploded.

[ushizaki-urumi]

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[karkats-longsleeves]

when you know you look like the underside of a rusty car but your boo says you’re everything to them anyway 

[spencersawkward]

bestiee im in class rnnn and im here discovering thingss:

1. matthew saying his bodycount in a podcast??! i need that link

2. ALII girl THAT GIRLL god man im here feeling insecure noww i mean shess gorgeous

3. PART TWO PLAYING WITH FIRE girl better not be a teaseee

okay okay im done rantinggg have a nice day love thank you 🥰

i was literally in a meeting when i was answering those LMAO so i feel you.

ok first thing i wanna say is YES OMG SHE’S BEAUTIFUL. i love her brows and i just think she’s so cute. you’re beautiful, too, tho!!! GRRR i don’t want you to be insecure bc you’re magical!!!

also I’M TRYING I HAVE LIKE 3 stupid things to finish but aside from that i’m about to go crazy writing today i had so many ideas this morning (hint: if you’ve seen Bridgerton, you’ll sense something of a similar vibe in the next few chapters of TS. i know that’s vague and makes no sense idgaf tho i’ll credit it and you’ll know).

ok love you bestie thanks for stopping in 💜

[valkyrieofsmut]

Captive Love   19

UF!Sans x Reader (or Frisk if you wanna)

Summary: Sweetheart enjoys flustering Papyrus, and he tries to educate her in the greatest of performers; Mettaton... Aka, share his interests with her. Also... other stuff happens.

A/N: Important stuff! So! While looking through stuff, I looked through the bookmarks to this story (on Ao3, for multiple reasons) and saw a comment in the bookmark saying that they weren't sure why she hadn't gotten her voice back, yet. This is honestly a good question. I guess it wasn't clear enough, I mean, a lot of stuff has happened. I tried to put the speech indicators to show that her voice is getting better, but then she'll yell and scream at Sans or someone on the phone (her idiot boss) and it'll get a bit worse. Also, I did a count of the days (quickly scanning through the whole file so I could be a little off) and at the beginning of the next chapter she's only been there for two weeks (13 days actually) and only been awake for 10 of them. Even if we give the benefit of the doubt and say three weeks (pretty sure that's the time frame I was aiming for about the point they had sex), she's basically gotten her voice back, its just a bit wobbly and squeaky. I dunno 'bout the rest of y'all, but last time I got sick (actually right before I started writing this story) I lost my voice for about a month and a half. I started getting it back after a month, had two weeks of the squeaky voice of a dog toy, and then a week of where it was mostly back, but still wobbly and had to clear my throat a lot because of it cutting out and squeaking. This is for informative purposes, not to be a jerk. Even though I feel like a jerk... lol God damn it! Do you know how hard I tried not to make it so he had a sock thing?! Maybe a preference or soft spot, but not an all out fetish. Like, 'ooo, yeah, those're sexy,' sure, but not, 'oh god, I'm so hard 'cause you're wearing socks!' *sigh* I fail at life... Enjoy an about double length chapter!.

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Papyrus tries to be... friendly? Maybe. Is that what he's doing? Yes.

Contrary to what Sans had said, the two spent the time until Papyrus came back not having sex, but cuddling and making out. 

“SANS!” Papyrus called from downstairs, knowing too well not to go near his brother’s room unless he was interested in an accidental show. 

Sans pulled back from the kiss he was tangled in with (Y/n), glancing to the door before giving her another kiss and climbing from the bed to go down to his brother. 

(Y/n) laid back, biting her lip and smiling. 

Ok… so it hadn’t started out great, but, really, even if she left now, the sex was amazing, and she wouldn’t have a problem messaging him. Who knew about a relationship, but what they had was pretty sweet. 

A sudden realization hit her. 

What did Sans think of relationships? 

Was it something monsters did? It seemed like they avoided showing that they had feelings or emotions at every turn, and she could see how having a relationship would blow that out of the water. 

Did she want a relationship? 

Yes, sex was nice, and it was nice spending time with him, but… it was entirely different than having a relationship. Right now, they were basically almost friends, with benefits. Maybe closer to fuck buddies who liked hanging out. 

It was a strange gray area to be in. 

(Y/n) stretched and climbed from the bed, hurrying to grab some clothes and head to take a quick shower to wash the smell of sex from her. 

How long had it been since her body had felt so well used? So nicely taken care of? 

...How long had it been since she’d been a willing participant in it becoming this sore? 

She shook her head to get that thought out of her head. 

It didn’t matter, anyway, that bastard was gone, and she was here. 

She needed to enjoy her life. 

She instead focused on washing up, bemoaning that her legs had gotten so hairy and that there was no razer around here to shave. How could she have forgotten to tell Sans to get one when she sent him out for everything and the kitchen sink? 

After her shower, she went into Sans’ room and found the bag he’d brought back on the off chance that he had gotten one and she’d just missed it. 

No luck, though she did find a pair of really cute over the knee socks. They looked like they were either from a halloween display, or from a store that sold punk and goth type clothing, having a print of tiny scattered skull and crossbones, and a bit of lace and back ribbon at the top.

Well… at least they’d cover the hairs on her legs and she wouldn’t be so self conscious about them. 

She pulled on a shirt, the pants she’d originally been wearing, and did her best with her hair before she walked downstairs. 

Papyrus was making a lot of noise in the kitchen, and Sans was nowhere to be seen. 

He must have gone out for something… 

(Y/n) went to the kitchen and stopped next to Papyrus. 

He looked down at her with a suspicious glare, but she responded with a friendly grin. 

Papyrus quickly looked away with a bit of red growing over his cheeks. 

Embarrassment… that’s right; being nice flustered him. 

A mischievous grin lifted her lips. 

This was going to be fun. 

As Papyrus started trying to make the shepherd's pie again, she stood near, pre measuring things and handing them to him. 

“WHAT ARE YOU DOING, HUMAN?!” He demanded, his hands going to rest on his pelvis. 

“He-ping,” she told him, then shot a huge grin. [helping]

Papyrus' sharp teeth gritted hard and he turned away with a glare. 

(Y/n) held back her laughter. 

So much fun. 

As Papyrus was starting to layer, the door opened and Sans came back in. 

“SANS! COME GET YOUR HUMAN! SHE’S UNDERFOOT!” Papyrus demanded. 

Sans entered the kitchen, seeing (Y/n) helpfully handing a bowl of mashed potatoes to his brother, whose skull was glowing across his cheekbones and nasal ridge. 

He stuffed his smokes in his pocket and strolled over to where (Y/n) was grinning at him. He gave her a devious grin back, his sharp teeth flashing at her, and let his tongue trace his golden fang suggestively. 

Sans stepped behind her and wrapped his arms around her, nuzzling behind her ear. "c'mon, sweetheart, stop botherin' my bro an' come in th' other room wit me. i got an idea 'f how ta entertain ya." Sans chuckled at her obviously flustered form against him. “c’mon sweetheart, give ‘im th’ potatoes an’ come wit me.” 

Papyrus took the bowl of potatoes from her and made a disgruntled and disgusted noise as Sans guided (Y/n) to the other room. 

He sat her on the couch and sat next to her, pulling the remote out and putting on a show. 

(Y/n) sniffed the air, noticing a heavier cherry and vanilla smell around Sans. 

"What's that sm-ll?" She asked. 

"what smell?" Sans asked, looking over at her with a brow ridge up. 

"It's on you, like… vanilla, and cherry," she told him. 

"oh," Sans hummed, pulling out a slightly worn box to show her. "that's my smokes."

"You smoke?" She asked in surprise. 

"yeah, sometimes," he murmured, his eyelights flashing to the kitchen. 

(Y/n) mentally shrugged. Smoking was bad, but who knew if it even affected him the same way… He wasn't doing it around her, and at least the smoke smelled good. 

Over all, filed under 'not her business'. 

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After a dinner filled with Papyrus shooting them disgusted looks from his spot across the table and telling them the 'thrilling adventures' he'd had that day, Papyrus made them stay downstairs to watch Mettaton shows. 

"boss, i don't wanna watch any mettaton stuff," Sans complained. 

"TOO BAD; I'M NOT LETTING YOU TWO WANDER OFF TO YOUR OWN DEVICES! WHO ONLY KNOWS WHAT WOULD HAPPEN THEN!" 

"heh, i know what'd happen," Sans commented, giving (Y/n) a suggestive wink. 

Papyrus gave a put upon sigh and wedged his way between them on the couch. 

"hey, bro, what're ya doin'?!" Sans complained, shuffling out of the way a bit so he didn't get sat on. 

"I DON'T WANT THE TWO OF YOU CANOODELING RIGHT NEXT TO ME!" Papyrus declared. 

"then let us go up ta my room, bro," Sans sighed, managing to hold back his irritation. "simple as that." 

"NO CANOODELING!" Papyrus declared. 

He spent a lot of the shows explaining to (Y/n) how their star, and sometimes only actor, was better than anything humans could possibly have, often spending half a segment explaining the ‘complicated and far superior’ bits. 

After enough time had apparently passed, Papyrus decided it was time to go to bed and ushered them all upstairs. 

As soon as the door closed behind them, Sans let out an irritated breath before looking up at (Y/n) and letting his sharp teeth curl into a predatory grin. 

Heat shot through (Y/n)'s belly, her heart rate going up. 

"c'mere, sweetheart," Sans beckoned her to the bed as he reached it himself. "i have a feelin' yer tongue's been away from mine fer too long…" 

(Y/n) felt a bit of embarrassment mixing with the excitement that was filling her, heat starting to build already. 

"aw, c'mon, sweetness," Sans drew his voice out temptingly, the low tones somehow reminding her already wettening core what he'd done to it earlier and making it clench. "no need ta be so shy noww." 

(Y/n) slowly stepped toward the bed, fluttering filling her belly. 

“there ya go,” Sans praised as she got closer. “that’s it, sweetheart, c’mon closer,” he told her as he knelt on the bed and moved to the middle, sitting on his knees. “wait, this’s gonna be easier if ya take those pants off b’fore ya get up here,” he commented. 

A wave of trepidation fell over her, and she thought through what was happening, trying to be completely sure she was ok with what was about to happen. 

One round of sex and a day of making out, you could… maybe still be friends. Any more than that… who knew… 

“what’s wrong, sweetheart?” Sans asked, his expression turning more toward question than the suggestive thing it had been. 

(Y/n) paused, then reached for her pants and started taking them off. 

“mmm, there ya go, sweetheart,” Sans commented as she started crawling toward him on the bed, his expression slipping back to that one of suggestive intent. 

She made her way up, then paused in front of him, biting her lip as she reached under her shirt and worked her bra off without taking off her shirt. Her attention was drawn back to Sans at the lustful noise he made as she threw it to the floor behind her. 

“i didn’t know ya knew magic, sweetheart,” Sans chuckled, leaning forward and grabbing her by the hips to draw her closer to him. His hands slid down her thighs, moving around them, then up the backs to take her panties and start dragging them down her thighs. 

As she lifted one knee so he could get them off, he caught sight of the dark fabric on her calf and twisted a little around her to get a better look. 

Yes, there were little skull and crossbones distributed every so often over the black of the fabric, a bit of lace nearly hidden behind her knee. 

“fuck,” Sans murmured softly, his phalanges lingering over the soft fabric as he helped her off with her panties. 

(Y/n) looked at him in question, following his gaze, her leg registering where he was touching. 

Oh. 

Oh!

Ooooooooh… 

He’d bought those… maybe not even purposely for her… 

Here she was wearing them, and if the tent in his shorts was anything to go by, he wholeheartedly approved. 

Sans tried to stop the drool from dripping between his teeth as his fingers took in the feel of her soft leg inside of the socks, tracing the muscles that filled out the fabric and looking sexier than he had imagined. 

He hadn’t even dared to hope that she’d willingly wear them, let alone put them on herself, yet here she was, calves covered in the socks, looking sexy enough that if she pressed her knees together, her legs would look good enough to- he’d have to hold on to the backs of her thighs so that he could brace himself to thrust, keeping her feet together with his knees and her knees together with his hands- 

Sans blinked his sockets to clear his fantasy, gripping the backs of her thighs and pulling her up into his lap, pausing only to get his shorts out of the way. Then he was pulling her up over him, her knees on the outsides of his hips, angling and positioning them both so that as he eased her to sit down, she felt the head of his cock brushing against her. 

(Y/n) bit her lip, her body giving all the signals that it was interested and ready, and one of his hands slipped between them to guide his cock, brushing against her wet folds until he found her opening. 

The hand on her hip gripped harder as he encouraged her down, sliding into her, and his face turned into a grimace of pleasure. 

“nnn, fuck, ya feel jus’ ‘s good ‘s last time…” He told her through gasped breaths. “fuuuuck, sweetheart… ya a’ways this hot an’ wet, or is this jus’ fer me?” He groaned as she sank down, her thighs finally meeting where his shorts had crumpled around his femurs. 

“Sans,” she whispered, her hands clenching around the back of his shirt, grabbing at his ribs and making him growl needily. 

One of his hands buried itself in her hair, tangling and fisting in it to point her face to his, his teeth pressing against her lips and parting them to let his tongue meet hers, and she moaned, her hips following the motions he was guiding her through to get a bit of movement going. 

It was a bit awkward due to the angle, and only served to make them both want more. 

Sans' hand moved from her hip to give a rough grope to her ass, holding her against him as he turned and laid over top of her. 

His pelvis stayed against her as he knelt up, his hands running down her calves, the roughness of his phalanges catching a little at her socks. 

He gave a squeeze to her calves, then lifted them up over his shoulders, nuzzling them, his hands stroking over them. 

His hands slid down to her thighs, gripping them tightly before starting to move his pelvis. 

He rocked gently for a moment, but soon leaned forward, pushing her knees closer to her chest as he did, and it seemed to open her up to him more, making her able to feel every inch of him as he moved inside her. 

Sans held her thighs tight against his ribs, keeping her calves on his shoulders and nuzzling against them as he thrust. They felt so soft under his phalanges, against his cheekbone-

His eyelights stayed on her as he panted for breath, thrusting into her rhythmically. He could feel her hands grabbing and twisting around his shorts, trying to pull him into her as her hips gave little bucks trying to meet his. 

fuck... 

She was so cute- the socks were adorable, and they made her look even cuter… 

His tongue reached out and traced over her calf, making him grunt as she clenched around him. “oh, sweetheart,” he groaned softly, nipping at her calf. 

A noise escaped (Y/n), but she tried to swallow it, trying to keep quiet as he sped up. 

Sans gripped her thighs tightly, pushing into her faster and faster, his pointed teeth digging into her sock covered calf, his tongue brushing over it. 

(Y/n) gasped, her mouth dropped open as she tried to stay quiet, her body bouncing as he pushed into her harder. 

“fuck, sweetheart- ya squeezin’ ‘round me like that- ya like what ‘m doin’ ta ya?” He asked, watching her face. 

(Y/n) nodded, her hand tightening in the fabric of his shorts. 

“yeah?”

She nodded again as she gasped for air, trying desperately not to make noise to piss off the other skeleton in the house, starting to get light headed at how much oxygen she was taking in. 

“nnn, fuck- y’re so sweet, sweetheart,” he told her, gulping in air as he tightened his hands, holding her steady as he pounded into her. 

She was going to have bruises there, though it couldn’t seem to matter to her mind. He was hitting every perfect place inside her- it felt so good- he felt so perfect inside her- every spot lighting up with pleasure- so amazing- 

And then he bit her calf again, his tongue trailing over the sock that made her seem even more adorable and sweet. 

“Ungh-” (Y/n) squeaked, holding back the other noises as she came, her body tightening and pulsing around Sans as she softly moaned his name. 

“uuuuuuugh, sweetheart- tha’s right, come fer me- nnn- ya feel s’good- fuck- fuckfuckfuck-!” He growled out as he fell over the edge and followed her into bliss, his jaw clenched tight to keep quiet. He didn’t need his brother bursting in and ruining the mood. 

As they came down, Sans leaned forward and kissed her, his tongue and teeth moving with her mouth, small noises leaving them both. 

Sans chuckled after a moment, his hands squeezing her ass with her legs now wrapped around him. 

“What’s so funny?” She asked, watching his face. 

“nothin’, i jus’ feel bad fer humans ’s all. any guy who doesn’t get ta feel ‘is girl keep pullin’ at ‘im like this, really. can’t ‘magine. jus’ feels so good. c’mere, sweetness,” he coaxed, though he was the one who did all the work of wrapping his arms around her and rolling so that she was again on top of him before he gave a content sigh. 

“Their loss,” (Y/n) murmured back with a chuckle of her own. 

They started drifting off, but (Y/n) would swear she heard Sans say, “‘m glad i found ya… some a th’ best luck in my life…”

 A/N: Uh... In case it wasn't clear... Yes, Sans was thinking of pressing Sweetheart's calves together and fucking the space between near her knees... um... while she was wearing the socks... I- I don't know... I was going to have him just think about licking or nipping, but, in the moment that's what came out instead... Sans does what he wants when I write, apparently... Sans: damn straight i do, doll!

[xxforsaken-angelxx]

> Message your moirail back.

xxforsaken-angelxx im so sorry i knoww i shouldvve told you somethin first but fuckin i dont knoww, i didnt, i was rushin an i didnt knoww wwhat to say im here noww though hi

hortiicultured Hii.

xxforsaken-angelxx hi

hortiicultured are you okay?

xxforsaken-angelxx i havve a headache an im on so much adrenaline otherwwise im good

hortiicultured Okay. good. That'2 Good. are you goiing to tell me what that wa2 all about? What Wa2 2o Urgent That You Couldn't Even 2ay Anythiing To Me? and what we're 2uppo2ed to do now that we've got your fuckiing ance2tor tru22ed up liike twelfth periigee2 meal?

xxforsaken-angelxx he wwas keepin someone as secret prisoner on his ship an like that guy talks on here an hes miserable an i wwanted to see if i could get some info out of my ancestor wwithout it bein a big deal   but then i kinda like lost my shit an noww its a vvery big deal

hortiicultured IIt'2 Defiiniitely A Biig Deal! ii. ii could have *helped,* eriidan. II Would Have.

xxforsaken-angelxx i knoww :o( i should havve told you an you wwouldvve stopped me an i dont havve an excuse

hortiicultured you don't *know* what ii would have done, becau2e you diidn't giive me the chance.

xxforsaken-angelxx ok yeah still though im really sorry sollux

hortiicultured ...II Know. 2o what now...?

xxforsaken-angelxx so noww uh noww ivve got a guy here an my ancestors presumably still in the other room an i think said guy wwill be helpful but i dunno knoww wwhat to do about my ancestor

hortiicultured He II2 IIn Fact 2tiill IIn The Other Room. ...you found the guy? And... Brought Hiim Back.

xxforsaken-angelxx i found the guy an i brought him back an hes wwith me

hortiicultured all riight... ...II2 *He* Okay? from the 2ound of thiing2...

xxforsaken-angelxx emotionally he is havvin a real bad time right now but physically he seems okay

hortiicultured At Lea2t There'2 That. we really need to fiigure out what to do about your ance2tor.

xxforsaken-angelxx boy wwe really fuckin do

hortiicultured II Want To Be Able To Talk About Thii2 IIn Per2on And II Can't Really. Do That. iif ii'm 2tuck grub2iittiing hii2 2tupiid grea2y a22. Whiich II'm Doiing, Becau2e Fuck Know2 We Don't Need One Of Hii2 People Fiindiing Hiim. but they're goiing to fiigure out he'2 mii22iing 2ooner or later.

xxforsaken-angelxx i appreciate you so much for doin that you dont evven knoww howw about i just fuckin spitball some ideas though cause wwe need to get somewwhere wwith this

hortiicultured II Can't Thiink Of Anythiing Better At The Moment, 2o. 2piitball away. Al2o You'd Better. <>

xxforsaken-angelxx i lovve you so much anywways i got to the grease lightnin on this fuckin secret transport pad bullshit wwe havve so wwe could just send him back on that an see wwhere that goes other options include airlock makeshift jail puttin him back in the med wward an bribin the nurses

hortiicultured ...okay. Pro2 And Con2.

2end hiim back, he'2 probably goiing to kiick up a fu22 *immediiately*. Probably More Of One When He Fiigure2 Out That You 2tole Hii2...Prii2oner? What The Fuck II2 Even Goiing *On* There. make2hiift jaiil and briibiing the nur2e2, both could buy u2 2ome tiime but would defiiniitely only delay actually. dealiing. wiith thii2. And Hii2 People Are Almo2t Certaiinly Goiing To Come Lookiing 2ooner Or Later ...aiirlock. Not That II Feel Liike II 2hould *Really* Be Con2iideriing The Meriit2 Of 2omethiing Liike That, But II Can't 2ay IIt Ha2n't Been On My Miind. he'd be out of the piicture, but you'd have to deal wiith everythiing that would come of that, whiich. ii don't actually know iif iit would be better or wor2e than contiinuiing to deal wiith *hiim*.

...Al2o What IIf 2omeone 2aw Hiim Ju2t. Driiftiing. Out There.

xxforsaken-angelxx if wwe throww him out the airlock then itd immediately trigger my succession attempt so theres that

hortiicultured ...doe2 that feel liike 2omethiing you can hone2tly deal wiith riight now? Would IIt Be Worth IIt?

xxforsaken-angelxx i mean ivve been fuckin thinkin an ...thats wwhat im tryin to do anywways? evverythins fucked right noww an i wwant things to go my wway an not his so im essentially tryin to start takin the church an also, i brought the guy back cause i thought him existin might help wwith that too

hortiicultured eriidan, iif you're goiing to do thii2. You Can't... Do. *Thii2*. Agaiin. ii can't deal wiith beiing left iin the dark agaiin. Whatever Happen2.

xxforsaken-angelxx i wwould nevver i i cant tell you howw much i wwould fuckin nevver do this again im fuckin *terrified* an ivve been terrified all day i need you im lost wwithout you an i lovve you im not i wwasnt bein myself im not ok i snapped im not ok an i wwould still nevver do it again cause i feel awwful about hurtin you like that

hortiicultured ...okay. okay. We'll. Deal Wiith That, Too. Later. ...ii'm not. II *Wa2* Angry, And II Am Hurt, But. you 2cared me, ii wa2 worriied, ii diidn't know what you were doiing or what wa2 goiing to happen.

xxforsaken-angelxx i dont wwant to evver scare you like that again :o(

hortiicultured II Know. ii'd. rather be 2cared *wiith* you. You Know...?

xxforsaken-angelxx alwways

hortiicultured ii love you...

xxforsaken-angelxx i lovve you too i think wwe should send my ancestor back or somethin an find a place for my guy an then i wwanna just cry on you i think

hortiicultured ...yeah. Yeah. Okay... let'2 do that.

xxforsaken-angelxx i lovve you sollux

hortiicultured II Love You Too. more than anythiing...

[2cumlord]

> Sock: Utilize metaphor.

CA: if you do think evveryones gonna die wwhen it happens maybe thats a reason to enjoy this time noww an make the most of it TA: ii dont thiink everyone2 goiing two diie. TA: hm. never thought iid 2ay that. CA: wwho do you think wwont die TA: KN and eriidan. and vrii2ka. and hal ii gue22 wont diie no matter what. TA: depend2 on your phiilo2ophiical per2pectiive.

CA: so just you wwilll die CA: im not gonna die either TA: youre not gonna diie eiither. TA: iitll be ok iif ii diie. CA: itll be ok evventually but itll still not be good TA: why wiill iit only be ok eventually? CA: i wwould be sad for a wwhile CA: your friends wwould be sad too TA: yeah. TA: ii wouldnt be 2ad. CA: at some point itd be ok but first itd be sad CA: you wwouldnt be sad but other people wwould TA: yeah. iit 2eem2 liike a fucked up reactiion two me though. TA: two be 2ad iin thii2 2peciifiic 2iituatiion. TA: maybe that2 cold of me. CA: wwhy is it fucked up CA: its ok to be cold TA: iit2 liike iif you were lookiing at a fly wiith all iit2 leg2 and iit2 wiing2 pulled off and diidnt 2qua2h iit two put iit out of iit2 mii2ery. you ju2t watched iit and then when iit fiinally diied of 2tarvatiion, THEN you get 2ad. CA: oh CA: youre not a fly TA: iit2 a metaphor. CA: its not a good one CA: it should be somethin like CA: a rare magical bird CA: a butterfly TA: ok 2ure. TA: 2o youve got a rare magiical biird wiith iit2 wiing2 and leg2 riipped off, and iit2 eye2 have been gored out. 2omeone 2ugge2t2 kiilliing iit two put iit out of iit2 mii2ery and you 2ay no, that would be awful. everyone would be 2o 2ad. CA: but you can take it an help it heal CA: wwhat if you havve medicine you could givve it thatd make its wwings groww back TA: pretty 2ure that doe2nt exii2t. CA: its in the metaphor TA: iit doe2nt really work wiith my metaphor. metaphor2 are 2uppo2ed two connect two a real 2iituatiion, riight. and real liife doe2nt have miiracle cure2. CA: ok so its a medicine that MIGHT make the wwings groww back theres somethin like a fifty percent chance TA: that 2tiill doe2nt totally work wiith my metaphor. there2 no real way two fiix what the fucked up biird ii2 a metaphor for. TA: but ok iill play along. TA: you try the mediiciine on the biird and iit doe2nt work. what 2hould happen then? CA: theres wways to fix you CA: then you try more things to help CA: sock i lovve you more than anything an ill do wwhatevver it takes to help you get better an i wwont stop trying CA: i believve that you can get better TA: iim 2orry that ii cant. CA: i think you can CA: you dont havve to be sorry about anything like that TA: iim 2tiill 2orry. TA: youre 2o good. CA: ok CA: i lovve you so much TA: ii love you. youre 2o good and youre capable of beiing loved. TA: ii have more iinformatiion than you do, about thii2 2iituatiion ii mean. TA: 2o iit ii2 pretty much clear two me. TA: ii read thii2 whole document about how thii2 helmiing riig ii2 2et up and how iit2 iin2talled and iit2 clear two me. CA: wwhats clear TA: well for one thiing, iit2 clear that thii2 ii2nt de2iigned two have 2omeone be taken out of the helm and ju2t be able two keep liiviing. but that2 a giiven. TA: iit doe2nt even matter. TA: becau2e lookiing at thii2, you know they 2houldnt be taken out. TA: all the2e diiagram2 of where thiing2 go and how the apparatu2 ii2 iin2talled, the2e arent depiictiion2 of a per2on. CA: ugh CA: it must be awwful havvin to look at that TA: iit2 nece22ary. CA: but just cause it shouldnt that doesnt necessarily mean you couldnt do it CA: wwhys it necessary TA: iit2 nece22ary for the plan, KN told me two fiigure out the ea2iie2t way two uniin2tall me. TA: iit2 al2o nece22ary two not be bliind two the realiity of the 2iituatiion. CA: oh CA: couldnt you givve someone else the document CA: thats horrible TA: KN and eriidan arent great wiith techniical 2tuff ii thiink. TA: iim the one who know2 mo2t about iit. CA: not evven hal or somebody CA: you are really good wwith that stuff i guess TA: ii told hal ii would let hiim take a look but ii dont know iif ii want two now. CA: wwhy not TA: and ii 2tiill have the mo2t background knowledge of thii2 tech. ii got a 2weep of traiiniing. TA: ii dont know. iit2 ju2t proof. CA: proof of wwhat TA: ii dont know. TA: but thii2 2eem2 more "humane" than anythiing el2e, iin thii2 2iituatiion. TA: keepiing me here. CA: but wwhat if it COULD be better on the outside TA: ii dont know. ii ju2t know what ii know. TA: ii dont know. TA: ii thiink iim done talkiing about thii2 for riight now. TA: thank you for lii2teniing two me. CA: ok CA: its ok CA: ill alwways listen

[sarapppng-blog]

GameDev Blog #2

It’s been a while since i’ve been able to sit down and type a thing out. was in the hospital for a day, nothing too serious. bummed that i couldn’t keep working but i did manage to transfer everything to my home computer before that. i’m gonna try updating more weekly so that i don’t lose progress

so a ton of progress was made during the last few classes and they are. . . .

~DAY/NIGHT/MONTH SCRIPT~

~BASIC UI/START MENU~

~MAIN PLAYER SPRITE~

i will noww post screenshots and explain what exactly I've done and how i did it.

DAY/NIGHT:

ok so here’s parts of the script

i won’t bore you with details but it basically keeps track of the time with a few variables. names of months are stored in an array and are shifted up one after 15 days, just so that time flows faster. i’m going to be replacing those ifs with switch once i add onto this so for now enjoy my terrible code !!

BASIC UI:

i know 0 about unity’s ui system so i did a bit of self-teaching during the week and managed to create a start screen.

i’d love to make a gif on it actually working but im so exhausted that i can’t fix the compiler errors: therefore it wont run. this the most u getting for now.

MAIN PLAYER SPRITE:

kinda self explanatory. here he is!

absolutely terrifying but better than my previous attempts (i dont want to show them)

ok so it’s like rly late and im exhausted from not eating for like 12 hours. goodnight.

[baekhvuns]

I HOPE MY LOOONG ASK WAS SENT TO YOU YESTERDAY, I DON’T WANT TO CHANGE MY MIND ABOUT THE FIC 😈😡😭

THE MORE I THINK ABOUT IT THE SADDER I BECOME

ALL THE MOMENTS THEY SHARED TOGETHER, SMALL TOUCHES, SWEET WORDS, SEONGHWA’S LOVE FOR HER, 2-3 K I D S NOO I CAN’T TAKE IT WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO MEEE??!??! AND YOU SAID ANOTHER FIC COULD DESTROY EVEN MORE OR I’M CRAZY!???? WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING

-🥀

IT DID SEND ILL ANSWER IT HERE BC FHAT ONE WAS TOO LONG AND ITLL CLOG THE DASH 😭😭😭

~Of course, another masterpiece.~

u flatter me too much 😭😭😭

HI HIIII OK SONG RECOMMENDATIONS CAN WAIT FOR ANOTHER TIME— ONTO THE FIC

HDKWHSJ I DO REC LISTENING TO ALL THE MOON LOVERS DRAMA SOUNDTRACKS WHILE READING THIS FIC

I HOPE YOU HAD GOOOD SLEEEEEEP

DBDBDB I DID, had a dream about someone i should’ve never had one abt-

I WAS NOT OKAY, WAITED FOR MY SISTER TO GO TO SCHOOL SO I CAN BE HOME ALONE

BFMWBDNWBDKW U WAS PREPPED AND READY HUH 😭😭😭😭

I LITERALLY SPENT MY WHOLE DAY READING YOUR FIC. I JUST FINISHED IT. I WAS IN MY LIVING ROOM READING THEN MY MOM CAME HOME FROM WORK AND I WENT TO MY ROOM TO BE ALONE AND READ IN PEACE. I HAVE 2 EXAMS TO STUDY FOR, ONE TOMORROW AND THE OTHER ONE THE DAY AFTER AND I WAS READING YOUR FIC, I DON’T REGRET IT. IT WAS MORE IMPORTANT HAHA

HEY HEY HOW DID UR EXAM GO WHY DID U READ THIS NOW 😭😭😭😭 I DONT WANT IT TO DISTRACT U FHDHHDJE

Ahh what to say?? While reading it I had so many things to say but now I have no words You are seriously an incredible writer. You are so talented. How do you do it??? You never disappoint.

😭😭😭 bestie i genuinely think this one wasn’t it but rly thank u thank u thank u pls 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I went through so many emotions while reading it and I LOVE THAT. I smiled I almost cried maaany times( didn’t cry because my mom would say that I’m crazy and I don’t want to tell her why I’m crying hahah), laughed A LOOOTTT. There were so manyyy funny moments

FBWNDHSJ ASK UR MOM TO READ TOO FBFBFB BDNSBD IM SO SO GLAD U ENJOYED IT 😭😭

,,you think you're successful at first and shift your position on the floor, but when the man holds it tighter you're convinced you have no hope and god never existed.” That last part I don’t know why I couldn’t stop laughing.

BDMABDMWBDMWHSKW

I loved the beginning, loved the idea. it was so good. The ending.. we won’t talk about it…

why not ☺️☺️ talk to me about it ☺️☺️ don’t be shy ☺️☺️

I knew but I HOPEEEEED for a different ending 😭,, I was like - okay okay now where is he, ok show up, SEONGHWA WHERE ARE YOU, OKAAAY WE’RE DOING GOOD, NO!, SLAPPP HIMM NOWW, NOOOOOO AND NO NO NOOO and ——— NO hahah

FBWNDBWKDHWK IDK WHY I CAN HEAR THIS ALL BEING SCREAMED AND I LOVE IT PLS

But I still loved it. Even though I don’t like sad endings the story can still be good and this one of course was. The same goes for Hearts Awakened, the ending… but it’s one of the best fics I’ve read. Sometimes it’s okay to switch it up a bit.

it is !!!! ive made almost sad endings everytime so why not switch it fbdndbdb I DIDNT THINK IT WAS THAT BAD TBH 😭😭

I don’t know what to say really. I LOVE IT. And I can’t wait for more!! I’m sorry I’m sorry you can take a break 😂😂 but I CAN’T WAIT.

bro i started writing a diff fic bc im done with uni 😭😭😭😭 so i can take all my time to write ☺️☺️☺️ and im glad im over this fic bC I CANT WAIT TO WRITE MORE

After reading a fic I don’t know what to do with my life anymore. It’s never too long for me neveer enough so I won’t ever complain how long your fic is cause I enjoy spending my time reading it for 2-3 days if needed 😅

DBJWBDNBD I GENUINELY WANTED IT TO BE LONGER BC I THOUGHT IT WAS RUSHED ALOT 😭😭😭😭

I’ll shut up now, I wanted to say a lot more but my brain doesn’t work now. Just so you know, I LOVE IT AND WILL LOVE EVERY SINGLE ONE!!! YOU ARE THE BEST.

NO YOURE THE BEST LITERALLY U ARE 🔫

ALL THE MOMENTS THEY SHARED TOGETHER, SMALL TOUCHES, SWEET WORDS, SEONGHWA'S LOVE FOR HER, 2-3 KID S NOO I CAN'T TAKE IT WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO MEEE??!??! AND YOU SAID ANOTHER FIC COULD DESTROY EVEN MORE OR I'M I. CRAZY!???? WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING

IM SORRY FHWJDHWJHDJWHDKW LMFAOOOO THIS IS SO FUN BUT 😭😭😭😭😭

[prioritizingpurples]

OOC chatlog

chatlog between fayna @prioritizingpurples and ava/rehavar @brighter-than-creations-dark under the cut!

prioritizingpurples hey ava are you okay/safe you seem. really upset and fucked up right now but also? rehavar? what the FUCK.

prioritizingpurples okay i'm assuming that you're safe but i'm still worried about you but i can't pretend like i'm not mad at you or that i'm ~only~ worried look, like.... either you knew i'd be okay with this, in which case why the hell did you hide it from me, or you knew i wouldn't be okay with this, in which case why did you stay friends with me when you know i have issues w boundaries and then you didn't even have the decency to tell me privately and instead you wanted to make it into some kind of... public spectacle???? either way that's kind of really fucked up of you!!! i defended your family's war crimes and you don't even give enough of a shit about me to, like. be honest?

prioritizingpurples quite honestly though it sounds like you're having a breakdown so don't.... worry about my feelings until after that's over, honestly take care of yourself no matter what shit you apparently believe of me that you'd rather dump me for a redfucker, i do genuinely want you to be okay

brighter-than-creations-dark ...ok I completely deserved all of that and I don't know what to say other than I'm sorry. I just. I'm so sorry. you have to tell me if there's no chance we can be friends after this because I can't hope for that if it's not possible I promise I'm not doing anything stupid, you don't need to worry about me

prioritizingpurples thank you for apologizing

prioritizingpurples i... i do think that we can still be friends after this. i stayed with you through war crimes drama, i think i can handle you having a different opinion on reds, as long as you can handle me also disagreeing and talking to you even if i'm not "ready to listen about how reds are our siblings", yk? i was more upset with how you did it, going from denying ever interacting w red rights people one post and then publicly calling me out for not being red-friendly enough in your next post, and not. like. trusting or caring about me enough to let me KNOW after all this time so, like, it's going to take work, you can't just say 'sorry' and expect all of my feelings from what you did to go away instantly, i'm still kind of. pissed, if we're being honest but. that said, we've been friends for a while now, you KNOW i can't just stop worrying about you bc you said so :P i may be angry but you're. still my friend tbh, and if you need anything--money, someone to talk to, whatever--i can't promise i can help but i can promise i'll do my best

brighter-than-creations-dark I know. I lied to y'all and I was manipulative instead of trusting you that we could be friends in spite of our differences. it doesn't help that my family proved me right but you deserved better from me, and I can see that nowwe don't have to talk about what I said in my post ever again if you don't want to and....

brighter-than-creations-dark idk. I know you're mad and you will be for a while, but getting the chance to apologize and you not hating me forever effective immediately has been the best news I've gotten this week. I'm not gonna pull something like this again

prioritizingpurples thank you for realizing what you did wrong and being open about that. it means a lot to me that you're willing to acknowledge that you fucked up and it's good to know you're okay with not talking about it with me if i don't want to. thanks for the promise not to pull something like this again, too, although it'll still take time to build up that trust again ...also, please keep an eye on your feet and if they turn colors that aren't your normal skintone (paler/yellowish/grayish/reddish) or if they get too sore or tingly please please get medical help, i'm not a doctor but i know enough to know that "can't feel your feet" can probably be bad if it gets worse?

brighter-than-creations-dark I think they're okay? I don't wanna camp again tonight though, it's supposed to snow. I'm about to head to a bar to see about finding a place to stay um, idk if you were serious about sending me a few dollars to spend the night in a hostel

brighter-than-creations-dark I reckon you wouldn't have said it if you weren't, but I don't wanna ask that of you right now. not after....yeah.

brighter-than-creations-dark don't worry about me. I promise I'm not gonna do anything I'm not comfortable with. I'm just gonna try and charm a yellow or someone into letting me crash on their floor for a night

brighter-than-creations-dark I've seen only a handful of purples since I got here so if anything I have novelty on my side

prioritizingpurples yeah i am definitely being serious i have enough extra money right now to do that kind of thing and im not saving up for a credit or anything so you know i can't stop worrying about you like that tbh i'd honestly rather just send you some cash than HAVE to worry about where you're sleeping tonight bc u know i can't just... stop worrying cause u told me so so even if u can't ask me for money for yourself at least let me give u something to help my worries a little

prioritizingpurples thank you for like. being so considerate towards me after everything though, it means a lot, bc, yeahhhh. but i. wouldn't have offered if i didn't want to

brighter-than-creations-dark okay. I can borrow [equivalent of $30] from you and I'll give it back if I end up not needing it is that alright?

prioritizingpurples yeah of course i was prepared to give you, like, up to [equivalent of $100-$150] without even like worrying about repayment so like. just send me your info and i'll send it over, don't worry about paying me back, aight? maybe one day if we ever end up doing that camping trip you can do something there for me to pay me back, idk. but for now, no strings attached, $30 is a small price to help another purple (and my peace of mind :p)

brighter-than-creations-dark okay. you don't know how much this means to me, Fayna thank you.

prioritizingpurples yeah, of course [does fayna already have some sort of paypal-equivalent for reha? if so, she's now approximately $35 richer with a note that she's had a rough time and deserves an extra $5 to use however she wants. if not, fayna will probably poke her a bit more to learn her paypal-equivalent]

brighter-than-creations-dark [I think she probably does. Reha has probably sent her stuff from Voa before I bet]

prioritizingpurples [okay, well, you can assume that that is done then]

[caepaecaesurae]

> Cae + Nad : Gossip

caepaecaesurae So I'm getting better about lovwers trolljacksparrow yeah? caepaecaesurae I'm actually trying all that again A bit trolljacksparrow ooh anyone specific in mind/any takers yet, lovve?

caepaecaesurae I appear to havwe horrible taste Or At least slightly questionable trolljacksparrow ehehehehehhe cmon cmon wwho is it caepaecaesurae Oh tsk like you'vwe nevwer had that realisation about anything you'vwe wvillingly gotten yourself into ... Ringleader, twvice. trolljacksparrow ringleader??????/ ring???? leader??????? RINGLEADER????? caepaecaesurae I wvas a trickster one of those times and it turned out fine, so trolljacksparrow ring "HHuHhHHhurrrgghhhh ive never submitted to anything not even a stoplight, hurggggghhhh, i am very tough sexually everyone needs to know this" leader??? caepaecaesurae You knowv, wve're both old and lazy and get bored trolljacksparrow oh my god??? (dont misunderstand, i support you!) but oh my god! caepaecaesurae Honestly, entirely reasonable trolljacksparrow HONEY, howw is your taste so bad! ....ok but howw did it go caepaecaesurae Also your description is delightful I don't knowv, magic? trolljacksparrow ehehehehehehe caepaecaesurae Wvell, it wvent wvell enough for a second round trolljacksparrow ayyyyy/ caepaecaesurae It's purposefully a bit intermittant to avwoid getting terribly attached, but I think there'll be a third at some point trolljacksparrow (terribly attached on wwhich side?) i wwould literally nevver havve seen this coming. like. literally nevver. caepaecaesurae wvell, I'm stupid and he's prone to obsession, so either wvay, really. trolljacksparrow if someone wwas like  "dude, dude, your kismesis is gonna bang that one guy (tm)" i wwould not havve believved them pffff holy fuck man ok but honestly, good on you trolljacksparrow hell yeah highfivve caepaecaesurae haha High fivwe, chief. I havwe no idea wvhat I'm doing wvith myself, but.. it's good to get out there. And he's not all bad.  If you scoot the bad bits off the plate there's things left It's alright trolljacksparrow yeah, i actually like got along wwith him that one time after he freaked out that i wwas going to do vviolence upon him hes not all bad, surprisingly >That 'haha' kinda makes you feel bad. Should you be, like, more supportive? Or something? caepaecaesurae "I'm thinking of you naked" wvas the line that wvorked on him by the wvay. trolljacksparrow FUCK L O L caepaecaesurae He wvas surprised trolljacksparrow FANTASTIC caepaecaesurae It wvas pretty good trolljacksparrow nice!! you fuckin smooth operator hahahahaha caepaecaesurae I don't remember wvhat it wvas during the trickster thing I think it wvas something like "I'm easy and interested" I havwe no idea wvhat people consider smooth or wvhy trolljacksparrow ehehehehehe yeah honestly most of the times me neither but dude, lets celebrate, like, hell yeah broadening horizons and all that noise caepaecaesurae :) trolljacksparrow ://) !! caepaecaesurae Te amo trolljacksparrow te amo! tea ammo! all of that! trolljacksparrow (fucking ringleader. unbelievable.) trolljacksparrow (TWWELVVE FEET TALL) caepaecaesurae He's rather fond of my teeth I'm not used to getting compliments about that that don't sound like comparisons to beartraps trolljacksparrow thats a mood sexy sexy beartraps caepaecaesurae He's also remarkably considerate and careful WVith a backup just in case trolljacksparrow thats fantastic! a backup? like, threesomes? caepaecaesurae wvell I meant my extra teeth Most beartraps havwe only the one rowv trolljacksparrow OH yeah ivve nevver hunted bears, i dont knoww i thought it tied into the considerate part and like yeah that wwould be considerate but clarification wwas needed caepaecaesurae Aye, I'm not quite up to several-somes yet trolljacksparrow you can wwork up to it, it takes time to build stamina ://P caepaecaesurae Speaking of Ringleader though, do you see the post he responded to?  The one wvhere cherry shrimp spoke up trolljacksparrow ....im trying to imagine sollux vvantas on a date wwith ringleader "fucking ringleader" makara and i am FAILING MISERABLY caepaecaesurae Same It's almost majestic trolljacksparrow just. i cant picture them in the same room evven but just caepaecaesurae Nowv try to imagine his moirail's spin on this trolljacksparrow the mind cant handle that many possiblities oh my goD HAHAHAHAHA caepaecaesurae This is entirely my fault and I can't find myself minding trolljacksparrow you arrange beautiful things, sometimes caepaecaesurae The boy's a damn boxer and I think Ringleader wvould respect that trolljacksparrow he is, but hes also like i mean i dont think ringleader is immune to sollux vvantas cause NO ONE IS, APPARENTLY caepaecaesurae Sollux VWantas. trolljacksparrow JUST LOOK AT HIM AUGH sollux vvwwantas anywway i still cant fucking picture it but if it happens itll be glorious caepaecaesurae Imagine Sollux VWantas and Ringleader aiming for casual lovwers, and the moirail wvandering directly into a terrible pitch court wvith Ringleader if she isn't already spoken for in pitch trolljacksparrow i mean, hed probably find a lot of wways to piss her off, but that? wwould end in fire caepaecaesurae She'd be a brat, and his dedication to her health wvould rest entirely on her moirail's shoulders And as wve all knowv, Sollux VWantas trolljacksparrow yea wwe really do then again ringleader, wwho is apparently super blunt, might be the only person to be blunt enough for the boy wwho didnt realize wwhat pinching someones ass indicated caepaecaesurae I think Ringleader is the only responsible adult invwolvwed, and that's going to be fascinating to hear about ovwer drinks somenight trolljacksparrow ovver a lot of drinks caepaecaesurae Probably it wvon't go anywvhere caepaecaesurae But it's interesting to think about trolljacksparrow hahahaha yeah caepaecaesurae Anywvay I thought I'd keep you in the loop About Ringleader "Yes that one" Makara trolljacksparrow i appreciate it! keep me in the loop about any others, yeah? (like im fine wwith evverything i just. wwant gossip) caepaecaesurae I'll try dearest If it evwer comes to someone wvhere the secret wvould be hard but important to me to keep, wvould you rather struggle wvith it or not be technically sure? trolljacksparrow wwho could you possibly fuck that requires covvert ops, babe but like caepaecaesurae If someone has clade wvho are vwiolently opposed to highbloods for example, or wvho havwe terrible history wvith Amporas specifically ... caepaecaesurae If someone has clade wvho mistrust me specifically due to some long-ago argument If I evwer make it wvith a VWriska trolljacksparrow ok i just gotta outline that if anyone tries to mess wwith you ill hand them their spine noww that thats done wwith hhm, i dont knoww. like... i wwant to support you, yeah? but also, like, im just......i wwouldnt betray you, evver caepaecaesurae Oh surely, and I appreciate it caepaecaesurae I knowv you wvouldn't I'm just asking if you'd prefer juicy gossip, or havwing things easy not havwing to keep track of wvho knowvs wvhat trolljacksparrow im thinking about that because on one hand fuuuuck i lovve gossip but on the other hand i often havve a hard time wwith like not freaking out ovver direct lying? so its like wwhat are the odds that someone comes up to me and is like HEY ARE CAE AND X FUCKING and im unable to say 'hey. fuck you' (id do it anywway, like, despite the thing, it just might not be effectivve) so its like caepaecaesurae Higher than you'd think, hypothetically! trolljacksparrow make your best judgment of like wwhat thats just like, my clade i guess is it only hypothetically? caepaecaesurae ... There's someone else, and I do think you'd havwe an easier time of it if I'm not specific.  The one you'd be trying not to lie to is Sparks, for possibly a swveep or fivwe until a fewv things wvork out. If it lasts that long caepaecaesurae But at the same time, I lovwe and trust you. trolljacksparrow mmmm yeah. caepaecaesurae And it's important I not try to ovwer-control things trolljacksparrow okay i havve no idea wwhat that means in relation to all this but like yeah, aight like, dont tell me >Man, you're put out by this more than you anticipated. trolljacksparrow >Why can't you enjoy gossip. caepaecaesurae Te amo, dearest.  If any rough spots evwer get wvorked out so secrecy isn't an issue, or if it doesn't wvork out so it can be a past-tense secret rather than an ongoing one, I'll be sure to let you knowv first thing But.. I'm getting out there, and it's rare and precious and newv, and I havwe rather awvkwvard taste But hey, wvhat else is newv trolljacksparrow sent a GIF caepaecaesurae You and Kankri are the only ones wvho knowv about a vwisit or twvo to Ringleader And you're the only one wvho knowvs he's not the only one trolljacksparrow ! i adore you trolljacksparrow once again, anyone troubles you ill fucking delimb them, but yeah caepaecaesurae WVarm thoughts for cold evwenings trolljacksparrow oh, and by the wway trolljacksparrow you offered up a lot of scenarios back then, right caepaecaesurae Back wvhen? trolljacksparrow back wwhen i wwas like oh dude wwhat reason could you possibly havve to havve a tactical dick appointment relying on james bondery and secrecy caepaecaesurae Aye, that I did trolljacksparrow and you specifically mentioned making it wwith a vvriska... caepaecaesurae Sparks looks rather dimly on those trolljacksparrow that he does, that he does but also trolljacksparrow also wwell caepaecaesurae Unrelated sidenote, I'm trading holiday gifts wvith his VWriska nowv and again. trolljacksparrow stop interrupting my dramatic fucking revveal for fucks sake! are you a bloody ampora or wwhat! fucking unbelievvable caepaecaesurae She's dead, but her ghost is about. You're wvelcome and I am suddenly all ears trolljacksparrow thank god! okay anywway funny you should mention making it wwith a vvriska.... because i got c3<ed to one for like half a swweep. (AAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY DID FUCKING ANYONE SEE THAT COMING) caepaecaesurae Ashen? Absolutely baffled trolljacksparrow yes, topleaf! caepaecaesurae But nowv that you mention it, I can only think of one that you speak to much online... trolljacksparrow ://) caepaecaesurae WVell damn Good showv keeping that one quiet, howv havwe you managed? caepaecaesurae Keeping it off Sparks' radar alone must havwe been tricky trolljacksparrow ://)!! trolljacksparrow yeah!! theres some people that knoww but not a lot and ITS SO DIFFICULT i just wwant to openly affection at her but  i cant my beautiful sharp fighty ashenmate caepaecaesurae Side-leavwes, or is one of you the top? trolljacksparrow im the topleaf! she's a marvvel and a delight and she brightens my life and this is a god damn secret, okay angel? caepaecaesurae Swvorn and sealed trolljacksparrow i asked to tell you the moment you mentioned a vvriska because, oh my god, the opportunity, "in case i make it vwith a wvriska" "GUESS WWHAT (//: ", just, damn caepaecaesurae I wvish you the dearest of luck wvith her, Serkets are... tricky. trolljacksparrow she made a vvery elaborate threat against your wwell-being if you fuck this up belovved, it wwas practically ornate caepaecaesurae My good luck, then Thank you for not directly sharing the threat. trolljacksparrow you wwont mess this up though so no wworries! like theres nothing to mess up caepaecaesurae I wvon't be getting in her wvay trolljacksparrow oh honey its just "dont tell this to people" not "gtfo" caepaecaesurae Aye, all's wvell trolljacksparrow (i knoww that serkets arent rays of moonbeams though, so dont wworry) trolljacksparrow also im her topleaf so if she does get upset wwith you shed havve to talk it out wwith me caepaecaesurae I appreciate it Again, I wvon't be interfering or risking your quadrant. Believwe it or not I knowv my wvay around a secret or twvo trolljacksparrow you and your mystery beau ://P caepaecaesurae Eh That's days old I wvouldn't call it wvorth being proud of keeping quiet yet trolljacksparrow doesnt it givve such a rogueish air to the wwhole thing? also im gonna come bother you in person if youre not super busy caepaecaesurae <3< trolljacksparrow <3< !!! trolljacksparrow >Nadaya is definitely finding Cae and cuddling up to him and purring super contently. His. >He might look slightly :c but he tries very hard not to let it show. caepaecaesurae > ..and Cae's definitely a little distant-eyed and faintly sad, but very fond of cuddles and hanging out comfortably. trolljacksparrow >...Cae gets finpets, and Nadaya promptly hoists himself into Cae's lap, and sighs. "Look, fucking, she didnt actually make the threat she just told me to tell you that she made an elaborate threat, I'm sorry, I didn't realize, just look--" and you show him this: https://puu.sh/zihDF/5648ce76f9.png caepaecaesurae > His mouth opened and closed once as he absorbed that, fins shifting slightly, before pinning a bit and lowering.  His cheeks heated, lighting slightly, and he glanced away > He gave a small awkward shoulder pat, and a nod. trolljacksparrow > Nadaya kissed him directly on the tip of his nose. "I'm sorry beloved," and a hair ruffle, Nadaya is gonna be comfortable all over him. caepaecaesurae "...sorry, chief," he murmered back. trolljacksparrow "hey it's fine, it's okay, don't worry about it, yeah," Cae's neck gets nuzzled, purr starting up. This is fine, it's a fine way to spend time. caepaecaesurae "...You got wvorried enough to come ovwer." trolljacksparrow "i mean, you say this as if i dont love spending time with you?" Nadaya curled a hand in the fabric of Cae's shirt, a picture of peace on his kismesis. "you're stressed from unrelated reasons too, so its like... i dont want you to be sad," he finished lamely, sighing and nuzzling. ".............i wwouldnt let her. it wwas just, a lack-of-trust thing that manifested badly." caepaecaesurae > Arms gently closed around him, and Cae rested his cheek in Nadaya's hair, carefully, trying to avoid as many charms and knives as possible.  One or two was fine. "...Aye.  WVe'll see howv much she trusts or distrusts." "..I'll be myself, and wve'll see if that's enough." trolljacksparrow >Nadaya's purr intensified at that, fins fluttering. Hugs! Hell yeah! A part of him hoped Cae gets a weird imprint from the charms. "yeah - and, i'm serious, it wwont come to vviolence, swworn and sealed and all that." caepaecaesurae > He acquired a small smile, only slightly sad.  Nadaya was more reassuring than he had any right to be, though. "..I knowv my pan plays tricks on me, lovwe.  WVe'll see howv it goes."

[msravenclawgrl]

spoilers 13x09

NO SHIT SHERLOCK THIS WAS A W E S O M E

chuck i can’t even

hello Kaia welcome to the pain and sufering

JACK WELCOME BACK BABY, is just me or this kid gets cuter every episode?

before the fandom stars with weird ships i don’t think we are going to see Kaia again, i mean she end up in the road so...idk

suprise Mary is alive BUT more important (the mom the spn fandom loves) JODY ARE YOU OK?

patience is good to see you, i really love her

that moment when patience’s dad say “if you choose this life don’t come back” (or something like that) breack my heart, spn please stop hurting me

castiel and lucifer iconic duo, hahaha nop that was last episode

still i want them back

nowww let’s get to the important shit here

DEAN WINCHESTER WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH A GUN AND POINTING/FORCING KAIA TO GET IN THE CAR

that heat the shit out of me, not just Jensen doing a good paper (as always) is also that Dean is not like that, is not like he done this before or atlest i thought he changed somehow, we were like sam SHOOK 

jack babe im so glad you powers are better (killing angels sassy)

noww X2 we all wanna talk about THE FINAL

Jack you are with Mary correct, savee her fast now go go go

Dean and Sammy fucking winchester are lit with big foot

or dinosaurs, imagine the spn productrs gone this far, still can happend i mean they are in another world who knows what could happend there and the things/monsters that could be there

not exactly big foot because it didin’t have 5 fingers or even fingers

i don’t wanna know what is going to happend next, i really don’t, chuck help us all

now prepared yourself for the next week

see ya buddies

[gamesoft]

beautiful masterpiece

i was talking to @nora-the-weeb and suddenly it turned into a trollcops rp and it’s the funniest thing i’ve participated in ages. please read it i fucking beg you.

sleepyInsomniac - Today at 3:23 AM

karkat, we got a ca2e of 'biig fii2h a22hole' on the corner of egbert and noiir

Nora - Today at 3:23 AM

THAT SOUNDS LIKE A HUGE PROBLEM.

TAKES HUGE BREATH

WEEWOO WEE FUCKING WOO

sleepyInsomniac - Today at 3:24 AM

you know we could probably get two iit fa2ter iif you diidn't riide on my fuckiing 2houlder2.

Nora - Today at 3:24 AM

... FUCK YOU I WANNA DO THAT WEE WOO WEE WOO

falls off

FUCK

sleepyInsomniac - Today at 3:25 AM

2hiit bro

do ii ju2t leave you here

ii thiink that'd be the mo2t amu2iing optiion by far

okay here ii go kk

Nora - Today at 3:25 AM

gets up

FUCK NO. I'M GOING WITH YOU.

sleepyInsomniac - Today at 3:26 AM

psionics flashing again

weewooweewoo iit'2 2o fa2t and free wiith no vanta2 troubliing my poor, poor 2houlder2

Nora - Today at 3:28 AM

RUNS UP TO YOU

SHUT THE FUCK UP CAPTOR I DONT HAVE TO BE ON YOUR SHOULDERS IF YOU DONT WANT ME TO BE BUT AT LEAST LET ME COME FUCKING WITH YOU.

sleepyInsomniac - Today at 3:29 AM

sighs, bends knees

get on.

Nora - Today at 3:29 AM

goes on your shoulders

FUCK YEAH.

sleepyInsomniac - Today at 3:30 AM

WEE WOO WEE FUCKING WOO VANTA2 HOLD ON

psionics spark, sprinting

Nora - Today at 3:31 AM

WEE WOO WEE FUCKING WOO FUCKERS

sleepyInsomniac - Today at 3:33 AM

vanta2 how do you weiigh liike negatiive two pound2. liike ii know ii'm gonna fuckiing run intwo a briick wall iif ii don't pay attentiion but do you driink heliium for breakfa2t.

Nora - Today at 3:33 AM

I DON'T KNOW WHY I AM SO LIGHT BUT AT LEAST IT MAKES ME LESS OF AN INCONVENIENCE FOR YOU.

sleepyInsomniac - Today at 3:34 AM

an abrupt stop. the fii2hy a22hole is near.

aha. you are the motherfucker, ye2?

sleepyInsomniac - Today at 3:37 AM

wwhat the fuck are you twwo doin evven

(wait shit i should probably put names now oof)

ERIDAN: wwhat the fuck are you twwo doin evven

Nora - Today at 3:39 AM

KARKAT: WE HAVE SPOTTED THE FISHY ASSHOLE. WHAT DO WE DO NOW, CAPTOR?

sleepyInsomniac - Today at 3:39 AM

SOLLUX: we got a report of a 2TUPIID FII2H face, that'2 what we're doiin, 'ewen'

ERIDAN: so you're doin me? i'm not opposed to that

SOLLUX: FUCK

Nora - Today at 3:40 AM

(i would say thats gay dude but karkat doesnt exactly know what it means)

sleepyInsomniac - Today at 3:41 AM

(let's say it's an au on earth c but sollux and eridan are Not Dead)

Nora - Today at 3:41 AM

KARKAT: THAT'S FUCKING GAY, CAPTOR. WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF?

sleepyInsomniac - Today at 3:42 AM

SOLLUX wiggles his eyebrows at ERIDAN and thrusts

Nora - Today at 3:43 AM

KARKAT: ... YOU REALLY JUST DID THAT.

KARKAT: YOU. REALLY. JUST FUCKING DID THAT. RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME.

sleepyInsomniac - Today at 3:43 AM

ERIDAN: wwell we're not fucking doin 'it' in front a you. yet.

Nora - Today at 3:44 AM

KARKAT: *HOOOOOLY FUCK.*

sleepyInsomniac - Today at 3:45 AM

SOLLUX: okay but 2eriiou2ly we know you what you diid ampora

ERIDAN: do i knoww wwhat i'vve done, evven?

Nora - Today at 3:46 AM

KARKAT: ... NO. BUT THAT'S BESIDES THE POINT.

sleepyInsomniac - Today at 3:47 AM

ERIDAN: other than flirtin wwith this ravishin officer i mean

Nora - Today at 3:47 AM

KARKAT: THAT IS A HORRIBLE CRIME AND YOU NEED TO BE PUNISHED.

sleepyInsomniac - Today at 3:48 AM

SOLLUX: waiit are you referriing two the fliirtiing or what we came here for.

Nora - Today at 3:48 AM

KARKAT: ... I AM ASSUMING HE WAS TALKING ABOUT THE FLIRTING.

KARKAT: AS MUCH AS IT DISGUSTS ME.

sleepyInsomniac - Today at 3:50 AM

SOLLUX: no ii mean were YOU 2ayiing the fliirtiing wa2 a criime that needed two be punii2hed or were you ju2t tryiing two be the bad cop of the iiconiic alterniian 'fliirty cop, bad cop' duo.

Nora - Today at 3:50 AM

KARKAT: THE FLIRTING. FOR SUBJECTING ME TO IT.

sleepyInsomniac - Today at 3:50 AM

SOLLUX: well ii agree wiith you kk.

ERIDAN: oh sol ivve been such a bad boy

SOLLUX: fuck.

Nora - Today at 3:51 AM

KARKAT: ARREST HIM IMMEDIETELY.

sleepyInsomniac - Today at 3:51 AM

ERIDAN: chain me up, captor

Nora - Today at 3:52 AM

KARKAT: *NO.* JUST. *NO*.

sleepyInsomniac - Today at 3:52 AM

SOLLUX: ii don't know whether two be proud of your 2kiill iin iinuendo2 or two genuiinely fuckiing arre2t you.

SOLLUX: how about both

ERIDAN: mmm, i bet i knoww what else there's twwo of dowwn there.

ERIDAN winks

SOLLUX: what the FUCK

Nora - Today at 3:54 AM

KARKAT: I AM HIGHLY UNCOMFORTABLE WITH THIS CONVERSATION.

sleepyInsomniac - Today at 3:54 AM

SOLLUX: me two.

SOLLUX binds ERIDAN's wrists together using psionics

ERIDAN: wwont you let me ride you this time sol

ERIDAN: kar already got a turn

SOLLUX: at thii2 poiint ii don't know iif that wa2 on purpo2e or iif ii ju2t have a diirty miind.

Nora - Today at 3:56 AM

KARKAT: ... WHY NOT BOTH.

KARKAT: BUT HONESTLY,  I WOULD HIGHLY APPRECIATE IT ERIDAN IF YOU WOULDN'T IMPLY THAT I ALREADY "HAD A TURN", AS IT IS NOT TRUE AND INACCURATE.

sleepyInsomniac - Today at 3:57 AM

ERIDAN: youre right kar

ERIDAN: sol wwants me <3 (<?)

Nora - Today at 3:58 AM

KARKAT: I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT HE DOES NOT.

sleepyInsomniac - Today at 3:58 AM

ERIDAN jumps on SOLLUX's shoulders, with his crotch uncomfortably close to SOLLUX's neck

SOLLUX: eriidan

Nora - Today at 3:59 AM

KARKAT: I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU ARE FUCKING DOING THIS.

sleepyInsomniac - Today at 3:59 AM

SOLLUX: eriidan diid you actually get a fuckiing wriiggly

SOLLUX: ii can't fuckiing beliieve thi2

Nora - Today at 4:00 AM

KARKAT: ... I'LL HELP YOU GET HIM OFF.

attempts to pick up eridan off of sollux.

sleepyInsomniac - Today at 4:02 AM

ERIDAN: no fuck you

ERIDAN: sol you cant pretend you wwerent flirtin at LEAST a smidgine at first

SOLLUX: ii never techniically 2aiid ii wa2 oppo2ed two 2exual ten2ion.

SOLLUX: your bulge agaiin2t my neck ii2 just

SOLLUX: how the fuck am ii even 2uppo2ed two put it iintwo word2

Nora - Today at 4:04 AM

KARKAT: IT IS MAKING YOU HIGHLY UNCOMFORTABLE? I DONT KNOW HOW TO WORD IT EITHER, BUT I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TRYING TO SAY.

sleepyInsomniac - Today at 4:04 AM

ERIDAN: are you sure it isnt 'turned on'?

Nora - Today at 4:05 AM

KARKAT: YES I AM FULLY FUCKING SURE HE IS NOT BEING TURNED ON RIGHT NOW.

sleepyInsomniac - Today at 4:05 AM

SOLLUX: you'll be reduced two an atom when ii'm done wiith you.

ERIDAN: oh and you wwould knoww kar wwouldnt you

ERIDAN: youvve already had a turn after all

Nora - Today at 4:05 AM

KARKAT: NO I HAVE *NOT*.

sleepyInsomniac - Today at 4:06 AM

SOLLUX: we're leaviing, kk

Nora - Today at 4:06 AM

KARKAT: AGREED.

sleepyInsomniac - Today at 4:06 AM

SOLLUX: pyrope can fuckiing handle hiim after that

ERIDAN: i want you to handle me first, sol~

SOLLUX fucking screams

Nora - Today at 4:07 AM

KARKAT: PLEASE, JUST, DON'T ERIDAN.

sleepyInsomniac - Today at 4:18 AM

SOLLUX: well, techniically, a2 an OFFIICER, ii'm already handliing you. and look where that landed me.

SOLLUX: iit landed me 2mack dab in 'your wriithiing fuckiing bulge next to where blood goe2 two my fuckiing braiin' central

Nora - Today at 4:20 AM

KARKAT: I SWEAR TO GOD, ERIDAN, YOU MAKE ME SO INFURIATED.

sleepyInsomniac - Today at 4:21 AM

ERIDAN: ok wwell im not lookin for short little hatefucks right noww kar so buzz off

ERIDAN: sol is 6' 1" and lookin prime as evver in that police uniform

Nora - Today at 4:21 AM

KARKAT: YOU KNOW HE DOESN'T WANT YOU EITHER, ERIDAN. YOU KINKY FUCKER.

sleepyInsomniac - Today at 4:22 AM

SOLLUX sweats

SOLLUX: let'2 get goiing

SOLLUX: wee fuckiing woo ii gue22 fuck me

Nora - Today at 4:23 AM

KARKAT: ... WAIT YOU'RE SWEATING. THAT IS VERY SUSPICIOUS IF I SAY SO MYSELF, CAPTOR. HAVE ANYTHING TO... ADMIT PERHAPS?

sleepyInsomniac - Today at 4:23 AM

SOLLUX: i'm carryiing a dude wiith a fuckiing cape that ii2 5 foot fuckiing ten, vanta2

Nora - Today at 4:24 AM

KARKAT: ... I SUPPOSE YOU'RE RIGHT. ALRIGHT, YOU'RE DISMISSED.

sleepyInsomniac - Today at 4:24 AM

ERIDAN: you knoww

ERIDAN: its hard to be transparent wwhen your pants are that tight sol

SOLLUX: eriidan ii 2WEAR TWO THE FUCKIING HORRORTERROR2

---

SOLLUX dumps ERIDAN onto the police station floor

SOLLUX: plea2e fuckiing take hiim pyrope ii'm beggiing you.

Nora - Today at 4:28 AM

KARKAT: HE KNOWS WHAT HE DID. DEATH GLARES ERIDAN.

sleepyInsomniac - Today at 4:28 AM

TEREZI: 1 SM3LL S3XU4L T3NS1ON >:]

SOLLUX: don't encourage hiim.

Nora - Today at 4:29 AM

KARKAT: PLEASE. DON'T TEREZI.

sleepyInsomniac - Today at 4:29 AM

TEREZI: WHY W4S H3 ON YOUR SHOULD3RS, OFF1C3R 4PPL3B3RRY BL4ST?

SOLLUX: becau2e he wa2 tryiing two fuckiing 2educe me wiith hii2 fuckiing wriiggly. plea2e free me.

Nora - Today at 4:31 AM

KARKAT: I WAS HIGHLY UNCOMFORTABLE JUST *WATCHING* IT

sleepyInsomniac - Today at 4:31 AM

TEREZI: 1 KN3W TH4T'S WH4T TH4T SM3LL W4S!

SOLLUX: ii'm traumatiized and thii2 ii2 how you treat me gc

Nora - Today at 4:32 AM

PATS SOLLUX.

KARKAT: ME TOO, CAPTOR. ME TOO.

sleepyInsomniac - Today at 4:44 AM

SOLLUX shivers

SOLLUX: iit'2 2tiill warm...

Nora - Today at 4:45 AM

KARKAT: YOU MEAN... YOUR NECK..? THAT'S HORRIBLE IF SO...

sleepyInsomniac - Today at 4:46 AM

SOLLUX: ye2 ii mean my fuckiing neck why the fuck are hiighblood2 2o 2tupiidly warm

ERIDAN: its so wwe can fill lowwbloods wwith our wwarmth sol

Nora - Today at 4:46 AM

KARKAT: I DUNNO, EITHER WAY, I AM SO SORRY YOU HAD TO GO THROUGH THAT. THAT WOULD HAVE SUCKED.

KARKAT: ... TAKE HIM AWAY. PLEASE.

sleepyInsomniac - Today at 4:48 AM

TEREZI: F1N3. BUT SOLLUX W1LL B3 SUPERV1S1NG H1M WH1L3 ROS3 DO3S H1S P4P3RS. 4ND 1 W1LL B3 SUP3RV1S1NG SOLLUX. B3C4US3 1 TH1NK 1T'S FUNNY.

Nora - Today at 4:48 AM

KARKAT: ... THATS BETTER THEN WHAT IT COULD BE I SUPPOSE. WHAT DO YOU THINK SOLLUX?

sleepyInsomniac - Today at 4:49 AM

SOLLUX: ii thiink eriidan'2 2tiil 2tariing at my fuckiing bulge2 through the bar2, that'2 what.

ERIDAN: i wwas right!

Nora - Today at 4:49 AM

KARKAT: THAT'S FUCKING GROSS.

KARKAT: WHY IS ERIDAN SO PERVERTED AND MESSED UP...

sleepyInsomniac - Today at 4:50 AM

SOLLUX: because nobody love2 hiim ii gue22 he feel2 the need two compen2ate.

ERIDAN: you knoww at this point im not evven gonna make the joke im just gonna say 'phrasin' sol

Nora - Today at 4:51 AM

KARKAT: I GUESS THAT MAKES SENSE, BUT DOESN'T JUSTIFY HIS LOWKEY SEXUAL HARASSMENT AGAINST YOU.(edited)

sleepyInsomniac - Today at 4:53 AM

SOLLUX: rose ii'm fuckiing DYIING

ROSE: I'd say Eridan is dying too. He's so lonely, the poor soul.

Rose does her patented Eyebrow Wiggle.

SOLLUX: you're not doiing the paper2 on purpo2e aren't you.

ROSE: I'm not saying Terezi convinced me, but Terezi convinced me.

Nora - Today at 4:55 AM

KARKAT: GOD FUCKING DAMNIT.

sleepyInsomniac - Today at 4:55 AM

SOLLUX: my liife ii2 an endle22 cycle of mii2ery

Nora - Today at 4:55 AM

KARKAT: I WISH I COULD HELP YOU IN SOME WAY.

sleepyInsomniac - Today at 4:56 AM

ERIDAN: wwell i wwouldnt say youre too upset you still seem excited by the looks of it

SOLLUX: eriidan ii don't know iif ii'm re2traiiniing my2elf becau2e ii'm a cop or becau2e you'd be turned on by iit.

Nora - Today at 4:58 AM

KARKAT: WHO SAID THAT COULDVE BEEN CAUSED BY YOU, ERIDAN? AND JUST BECAUSE HE HAS THAT, DOESN'T MEAN HE IS ENJOYING IT.

sleepyInsomniac - Today at 4:58 AM

SOLLUX: you know for 2ome rea2on ii don't want two talk about my bulge2 wiith my moiiraiil and a fuckiing fii2h pro2tiitute

Nora - Today at 4:59 AM

KARKAT: YEAH THATS UNDERSTANDABLE. I GUESS I WAS JUST TRYING TO GET HIM TO.. STOP. SORRY.

sleepyInsomniac - Today at 5:00 AM

SOLLUX: no kk iit'2 fiine ii wa2 more jokiing. ii'd actually be ok iif you made 2tupiid bulge joke2 becau2e ii know they're ju2t joke2.

SOLLUX: eriidan though? not 2o 2ure.

Nora - Today at 5:00 AM

KARKAT: ... YEAH THATS ALSO UNDERSTANDABLE. AND HONESTLY I AGREE.

sleepyInsomniac - Today at 5:01 AM

ERIDAN: theyre not jokes sol just so i can clarify

SOLLUX: NOPE. II'M OUTTA HERE. BYE. BYE. BYE.

SOLLUX exits the room with his eyes sparking

Nora - Today at 5:01 AM

KARKAT: I'M COMING WITH YOU I DON'T WANNA DEAL WITH THIS EITHER IM AFRAID IF YOU GO HE'LL START GOING FOR ME.

sleepyInsomniac - Today at 5:02 AM

TEREZI snickers. The papers were done the whole time.

Nora - Today at 5:02 AM

KARKAT FOLLOWS SOLLUX OUT OF THERE.