#ok now I'll stop

[jonathanbyersphd]

Some people really don't realize Jonathan is Nancy's best friend and it makes me so sad

[maranull]

love the Naruto-run

[baconcolazz]

i used to hate him SO DAMN MUCH but his attractiveness made it hard and i slowly grew obsessed with him. he should tie me up again

[incestousduo]

"I miss my girlfriend." Darla sighs. "My favorite thing was when she used to disembowel me as slow as possible and made sure I stayed awake, so I could enjoy every second of the pain! Not only that but, her favorite hole was my empty eye socket, and she would [ C E N S O R E D ]"

Sorry Darla, but no one wants to hear about that in detail for the next 15 minutes.

[bumblebeebats]

As much as i love Dungeon Meshi, i do think that given Ryoko Kui's attention to realistic worldbuilding there ought to be a companion series called Dishes Meshi where they spend 2hrs washing and drying and packing away. Alll the goddamnfuck dishes they just made

[bananonbinary]

Crab Day

okay, so here's a new info post from the top.

the problem: tumblr is extremely extremely in debt. the current model is not profitable. this is why they are trying to turn the site into a shit clone of every other social media site, so they can attract new users and their money.

solution: not a ton of people can afford a long-term subscriptions like ad-free. however, many of us CAN afford $3 to inflict crabs on another unsuspecting user. (and those that can't, can still enjoy crabs everywhere)

the idea: in the grand traditions of mishapocalypses and goncharovs and tumblr users' obsession with [random inconsequential thing] Days, we create a fund drive/holiday on July 29th, dubbed Crab Day. buy your friends crabs. buy your enemies crabs. blaze posts. post memes. change ur icon. whatever. actually put your money where your mouth is and show @staff that there actually IS profit motive to listen to the current users about what we want this site to look like. (and yes, that means accessibility features too. we currently have zero leverage to demand these features. let's change that.)

i don't know if this will actually go anywhere. worst case scenario, a few of us have fun, tumblr gets a small amount of money, and nothing changes. best case though, we actually provide incentive to keep our stupid hellsite unique.

[isjasz]

🌕Total Eclipse🌑

Writer: @zipzapzooooooom Editor: @onawhimsicot

Assistance: @gingermaple @kunehokki @corvidaearts @/mybrotherjoso7

and THE AMAZING COVER by googly88fancy!!

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NO WAY HERE IT IS part 1 of MY TEAM'S COMIC!! FOR @hotguycomiczine !!!!! :D

I pour my blood sweat and tears into this one fr. HGCZ is the most insane project i've been in and I am so so proud of it <3 Big giant shoutout to everyone that ended up in my team, without any of you I couldn't have done it and ty for putting up with my shit HASHDSAEHEGLP. <333

If you haven't yet checked out the entire monster of this amazing zine, def do so here! 🏹

Part 2 will be posted tmr but if u dont want to left on a cliffhanger. pspsppspssps🪤

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[cuntyarmand]

*dreamy sigh*

[mecachrome]

HUNGARIAN GP 2024 | Post-Race Debrief

[greywoe]

Brienne said, "I remember a woman... she came from some place across the narrow sea. I could not even say what language she sang in, but her voice was as lovely as she was. She had eyes the color of plums and her waist was so tiny my father could put his hands around it. His hands were almost as big as mine." She closed her long, thick fingers, as if to hide them. "Did you sing for your father?" Catelyn asked. Brienne shook her head, staring down at her trencher as if to find some answer in the gravy. "For Lord Renly?" The girl reddened. "Never, I... his fool, he made cruel japes sometimes, and I..." "Some day you must sing for me."

[nic-coughlan]

can i be sad and melancholy for a hot minute?

nicola saying they'd die together on the same day is so real because if you think about it...there's no way that colin or penelope would live in a world without the other. not a chance. you see those movies when there's a couple and the other dies and they become a shell of themselves. that'd be them but extreme. like penelope would pass and colin's last words to his children and grandchildren would be 'i just want my wife'

[vampirade]

🥿🪞

[dinneratgrannys]

ONCE UPON A TIME 5.20, Firebird

[willestears]

gif @emziess

[fearandhatred]

to rome: a play by fearandhatred

(5k words, 1/1 chapters)

While trying to tempt Caligula, Crowley makes a discovery that renders all his efforts for naught. But then it turns out that Aziraphale is here too, so maybe his trip to Rome isn't wasted after all.

***highly recommended to read on a phone because of the Multiplicity Of Line Breaks that just look very weird on a laptop unless your font size is huge

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i've always loved the idea of crowley falling in love with aziraphale in rome. in some ways it really is my roman empire so i figured i might as well make it happen! featuring many shenanigans and an annoying emperor :)

any and all support is greatly appreciated <3

anyway it all started with a dream:

so this is for @eybefioro @captainblou @crowleys-bentley-and-plants who challenged me to write a fic with no angst and also, coincidentally, for that one commenter who asked me on the same day if i would consider writing something happy for once. against all odds and with much difficulty, i have done it. love u guys sm <333

[gipitothefrog]

the marauders greatest fears!!!!

Remus: Hurting someone he loves

Sirius: Being alone

James: Not being enough

Peter: Being left behind

Lily: Rejection

Mary: Losing people important to her

Marlene: Death. Just in general. Her, someone else.

Dorcas: Not being able to save everyone

Pandora: Not being free

Evan: Doing wrong in anyone's eyes

Barty: Spiders (there were a lot in azkaban)

Regulus: Being too much