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Meanwhile, MC to Lucifer:
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MC's the actual Daddy Dom of the series.
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anintrovertedechoe · 10 months
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headcanon that MC likes to annoy thirteen by calling her different numbers
thirteen: MC isnt so bad :))
MC: hey 31 what’s up
thirteen: im going to stick your fucking life candle up your own ass you fucking piece of shit-
so anyways yeah they’re in love
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celeste-obeyme · 9 months
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obey me reaction memes pt.1
if you have any requests let me know in the comments!! <3
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jokesterino · 2 years
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for my first tumblr post
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dr0pp0pc4ndy · 10 months
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Imagine reading a list of human facts with one of them or them finding out facts about something about humans and trying to make you proof it.
"I heard humans blink around 20 times a minute", they then proceed to creepily stare you in the eyes, counting your blinks for a minute.
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tsukii0002 · 2 months
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Happy Valentine's Day 💕
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We always headcannon the demon boys leaving their scent on Mc but here me out.
What if instead of the boys leaving their scent on Mc, they try and rub Mc’s scent on themselves.
Like imagine with Demon’s sensitive noses that Humans have an extremely potent smell.
Humans produce pheromones like crazy we just not very sensitive to them anymore.
But demons are.
Mc’s scent is especially strong when they wake up in the morning and they’re face is still kinda oily or right before a hair washing day.
Imagine the boys scrambling to be there in the morning right when you wake up so them can rub themselves against you before you have a chance to freshen up for the day.
Or burying their face in your hair right before washing day dispite your protests that it’s oily and gross.
Everyone at RAD can recognize your scent.
And sure they scent you too but your scent on them is like a big flashing neon sign that says “Property of Mc” to every other demon.
If you ever pick up on this and start intensionally marking them their little demon brains will short circuit.
Especially if you steal a shirt to sleep in before casually returning it for them to find later thoroughly soaked in your scent.
NSFW: Apparently human public hair is thick and curly so it can hold in pheromones better. The boys can definitely pick up on this and are prone to stealing your underwear after a long day. It’s like an aphrodisiac for them.
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gojohater101 · 2 years
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Obey Me! Older Brothers Reacting to MC making matching friendship bracelets for them (Pt.1)
A/N: hi! this is my first real post ever so i’m VERY nervous! this is only the first part - the second part is linked below the CW <3 both part’s are VERY VERY long so i really hope nobody minds that hehehe! reblogs, likes, and comments are VERY appreciated!! <33 
Pairing: Obey Me! Brothers x GN! MC
CW: Very mildly suggestive content on Satan’s part!
Part 2
LUCIFER
Lucifer isn’t too familiar with friendship bracelets. He hasn’t thought into them that much -  he hasn’t had a reason to, so why would he? 
Lucifer had just come home from a long day at RAD. He had an abnormal amount of meetings to attend, people to scold, blood vessels to be popped - he certainly wasn’t in a good mood. 
His day wasn’t over though. He still had an ungodly amount of paperwork to get through.
He went straight to his room, sat down on his desk chair, and scribbled away on those papers that never seemed to end. He sighed a long sigh, secretly hoping that he would find you knocking on his door eventually - as you always do. 
You, however, had a surprise for him. 
The day prior, you and Asmo were hanging out in your room. Asmo was ranting to you about Mammon, and you were making bracelets. Bracelets for you and Lucifer. Asmo grew curious about what you were doing as you didn’t mention it at all, so he asked you.
“By the way, MC, what are you doing? Did you just make that bracelet?” He smiled and picked up the one finished bracelet laying beside you on the floor where you guys were sitting. 
“Yeah! I’m making an identical one for Luci. Friendship bracelets.” 
Asmo blushed and squealed. “Friendship bracelets? How romantic! Why don’t you make me one as well? Pretty please, MC!
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Lucifer’s face scrunched up when he heard a knock on his door. He figured it was Mammon who came to ask him for money again, so he was on high alert, ready to scold him. That’s when he heard your voice. “Luci? Can I come in?” You asked, knocking again. 
He sighed a sigh of relief. It was you. Thank god. 
He so desperately needed to talk to you. He was so close to snapping at everyone and everything - you are the only one who can calm him down. (Although he would never admit that.)
He opened the door, finding you with your two hands behind your back, and with an evident blush on your face.
He immediately smirked. He knew something was up. 
He welcomed you in, kissing you on the crown of your head before he asked what you did this time. 
“What are you hiding, MC?” He teased as you walked backwards to his bed, sitting down on the edge. 
“I’ll show you, just don’t laugh at me, okay?” You blushed. “I can’t promise that, sweetheart.” He stroked your hair and sat down next to you. “Then I won’t show you!” You teased him. “Okay, okay. I won’t laugh, I promise.”
You reluctantly showed him your masterpiece(s): two identical bracelets made of yarn - red, white, and black yarn in a chevron pattern.
“I made us these. I’ve always wanted to make us friendship bracelets but I’ve never had the time to. I had some free time yesterday so I stayed up to make them. Do you like them?”
You didn’t know what he was expecting, but it certainly wasn’t friendship bracelets. He let out a laugh and took the bigger one gently from your hands. 
“I’m assuming this one is for me, yeah?” He smirked at you, putting it on. He admired it once more before stroking your hair and kissing your lips every so gently. 
“Thank you, MC. I will wear it with pride.”
“I will wear mine with pride, too.” You said, before punching him on his arm. “You laughed! You said you wouldn’t!” “I couldn’t help it. You’re too precious, sweetie.” 
He does in fact wear it with pride. Bro never EVER takes it off.
When Diavolo asked about it the next day Lucifer just smiled. 
“I see you have a new bracelet, Lucifer! It’s pretty stylish! Where’d you get it?”
“Thank you for choosing MC, Lord Diavolo.” 
“I see… I get it. You’re welcome.” Diavolo said with the biggest smile on his face. 
He will actually get so upset if he sees that you don’t have yours on. So don’t take it off, ever. 
Lucifer always catches himself admiring it when he’s doing paperwork - how did he end up with you? What did he do to deserve such an angel?
Wait… is that a blush he has on his face? 
MAMMON
Although Mammon wouldn’t say it, he has been wanting to get matching jewelry for you guys. He has never had the guts to, though. Sure, he takes you out all the time, spoils you, ETC, but matching jewelry was a big step he wasn’t sure he was ready to take. It’s such an intimate thing, you know?
Mammon swung his arm around your shoulders as you guys walked out of class together. He was talking about his big win yesterday when he was out gambling with his friends: he had won 100’000 Grimm in a game of poker, but as soon as he came home with bags full of money and his precious Goldie, Lucifer confiscated it all. Sure, he had won, but he needed to “earn money responsibly” according to Lucifer. He was gonna get it back when Mammon had earned 100′000 Grimm through hard work. Which will most likely never happen.
Mammon cursed underneath his breath. “Damn Lucifer, always takin’ my precious money away from me!” 
You smiled at him, suddenly blushing hard. 
“What’s so funny? And why’re your cheeks all red?” 
“I have a surprise for you that might cheer you up! It’s not hard earned money though - don’t get too excited.” 
Mammon raised his brow. “A surprise? Where?” 
You suddenly pulled out two matching bracelets from your pocket. They looked handmade - yellow and white yarn in a candy stripe. 
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Yesterday, when Mammon tried to hang out with you, you told him you had bunches of homework to catch up on, which was a lie. You just wanted an excuse to be able to make the bracelets in secret.
“I have so much homework to do, sunshine. I need to get it done before tomorrow. You go and hang out with the others. I’ll catch up with you tomorrow.” 
Mammon complained, like a lot, but eventually, he complied and kissed you before leaving your room. 
“You better get all that homework done today! I can’t have stupid homework gettin’ in between our time together!” He said before he walked off. 
That was when he decided to go out and gamble that night. 
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You gave the bigger bracelet to him, and you put the smaller one on your wrist. You smiled at your work. You hoped he liked it.
You noticed that Mammon went quiet. You slowly looked up from your wrist, one brow raised. Did he... not want it? 
You were shocked to see Mammon blushing the hardest you’ve ever seen him blush. 
He was almost on the verge of TEARS. I’m telling you, this man is so deprived of love. 
He quickly snapped back to his senses when he heard you calling his name. “M-MC… ya made these?” That was the only thing he could say. 
“Yeah, I did yesterday. You know, when I told you I needed to do homework. I had no homework at all, I just wanted to do this for you.” 
Mammon was speechless. No one had ever put in this much effort to make him something like this.
“Do you like it?” You smiled. 
Mammon looked at you and then looked away quickly, blushing and pouting. “Y’know, I d-don’t appreciate that ya lied to me!” He stuttered. 
“I had to, I’m sorry! Now answer the question. Do you like it?” You smiled again. 
He was quiet for a second before he put it on and looked at you. “Ya better not do anything like this for anyone else! No one else will appreciate it as I do. You’re my human, got it?!” He ranted before he hugged you as you laughed. 
“I take it that you like it?”
“I love it.” 
He was kind of shy about wearing it at first, but that quickly passes as he five minutes later flaunts it to all of his brothers and classmates. 
He, like Lucifer, never takes it off. He has only ever taken it off once or twice: when he does some kind of physical activity that leaves the bracelet at risk of breaking. 
Truth is, he values that bracelet more than he does all the money in the world. 
LEVIATHAN
We all know that Levi is a very love-starved guy. He loved the idea of some sort of matching clothing items/jewelry but he never brought it up. ‘Who would want to match with an otaku like me?’ he always thought. 
As Levi was sitting in his gaming chair, you were fumbling with the yarn on your lap as you were laying in his bathtub, talking to him about the game he was playing. 
He was babbling passionately about the game, telling you all about it. You just couldn’t help but smile as he was explaining what it was about. 
“I love it! It’s like, so cool!” He smiled, leaning back in his chair, bringing his hands behind his head. 
“I’m happy that you love it. I know how long you’ve waited for it to arrive.” You said as sat upright, looking at him. 
He turned his head to see what you were up to. Seeing you smile at him made his heart skip a beat as he swung his head back to the screen - his cheeks red. 
“Y-yeah… it did t-take a while.” He smiled to himself. “By the way, MC, what are you even doing in the tub? Come and play with me!” He recollected himself. 
“I would love to, but I’m busy.” You smirked as you laid back once more. 
“Doing what?” He turned again. It wasn’t visible what you were doing from where he was sitting. He was as curious as ever. 
“Just give me two minutes and I’ll show you! Continue playing!” You said, still fumbling with the yarn, making the last few rows. 
Levi gave you a nod and turned back to his screen. 
You’ve always had “Make you and Levi matching bracelets” written out on your bucket list - you knew he would appreciate it deeply, so it was important to you to get it done. 
You never got the time to make them without him being present, so you just decided to tell him to look away when you walked into the room as you carried the yarn in your hands. He did. He wasn’t being persistent in knowing why. Just a simple nod and an ‘Okay.’ were heard. 
When you had finally finished, you jumped out of the tub, walked up to him, and tapped him on the shoulder. 
When he turned, he saw you - hands hidden behind your back with the biggest grin on your face. 
“What’s this about, MC? What did you do?” He looked up at you from his chair. He almost looked concerned - poor baby just hoped you didn’t do anything that would get you in trouble. 
That was when you finally revealed what was in your hands. Two identical bracelets - made of orange, royal blue, and white yarn in an arrowhead diamond pattern. 
He looked shocked, confused, even. He looked up at you once more.
“M-MC… they’re pretty. Who are they for?” 
“For us!” 
Leviathan.exe has stopped working. 
Boy was SPEECHLESS.
He blushed profusely as he looked away from you, hiding his face in his hands. 
“What? Do you not like them?” You asked, worried. Shoot... did you mess up?
“N-No! I mean y-yes! I m-mean no! I l-l-love them!” He turned back to you, scared that he had hurt your feelings. 
“B-but are you s-sure? I mean… who w-would want to m-m-match with an otaku like m-me?” He said, his eyes becoming watery. 
“Silly Levi. Who wouldn’t want to? Here, give me your wrist. I’ll tie it on for you!” You smiled at him.
He reluctantly gave you his wrist, letting you tie the bracelet on for him. He got goosebumps as he felt your hands fumbling with his. 
When you had tied it on his wrist, you put yours on. “Look! We’re finally matching!” You said, putting your wrist next to his. 
He smiled up at you, blushing as much as ever. “Th-thank you for this, MC. You’re always s-so good to me… even though I’m j-just a gross otaku.” 
You hugged him as you mumbled ‘You’re not gross…’ into his hair. 
Leviathan.exe has stopped working 2X. 
Levi was super shy about wearing the bracelet initially. Nobody had ever made something like this for him. 
Every time he gamed and his eyes fell on the bracelet he would lose focus, to the point where he died in multiple video games because of it. 
When Satan commented on your guys’ bracelets being identical Levi couldn’t control himself, and he literally passed out. He didn’t think anyone would notice them, but the fact that people could see the bracelets and know only you and him are matching made his heart skip a beat. 
As much as he was shy about it, now, he loves wearing the bracelet. Not only is it a declaration of your guys’ love, but it’s also a good way to see that you are his. It’s almost like marking his territory, and secretly, he loves that. 
He doesn’t take it off, even if it distracts him. He doesn’t have the heart to do that. He feels as if it’s disrespectful to you and your hard work if he does, so he just keeps it on. 
Even if it makes him die ten times more in video games, every time he glances at that bracelet he kisses it and hugs it close to his body. How did he manage to bag you? 
SATAN 
Satan doesn’t have the time, nor energy to think about friendship bracelets😭 Sure, he thought the concept of them is cute, but he hasn’t dug deeper into his opinion on them. 
You were in the human realm, visiting your family that you missed so dearly. 
As a result, all of the brothers, and especially Satan, felt empty.
You and Satan texted each other 24/7, but you figured that texting only wouldn’t make your absence easier on him, since you were gonna be gone for a month. Sure, you were gone for years a while back, but that was one of the hardest things that Satan has ever had to go through - you didn’t want him feeling like he did when you were gone ever again. 
So you decided to send him something. Something special.
Satan sat quietly in his room, reading the book that you had gifted him a while back for the third time that day. Gosh, he missed you. He just couldn’t help but almost cry when he thought about you. 
The calls, texts, and pictures weren’t enough. He needed to see you, feel you. He put the book down when he realized he had re-read the same sentence five times. The thought of you distracted him from every word he read. 
Suddenly, he heard a knock on his door. 
Beel walked in with a package in his hands. Beel looked at the package, then at Satan. Handing it to him. “It’s from MC.” Beel said, smiling.
Satan practically jumped up from his bed, grabbing the box from Beel's hands. 
“You’re feeling their absence, huh?” Beel’s smile dropped, looking at Satan. “Yeah. I assume you are too?” Satan said. 
“It has taken a toll on all of us. Don’t worry, they’re coming back in two weeks. Time goes by fast.” Beel smiled, walking out of Satan’s room, giving him privacy to open the box in peace. 
Satan smiled as he sat down on his bed, placing the box in front of him. 
He opened the lid carefully, seeing a letter in your handwriting. He picked up the letter, reading the message. 
“Dear Satan, How are you doing, lovely? I miss you so much. Two weeks have passed by now, yet it feels like years. I’m sorry I haven’t been able to facetime you as much as you’d like. I’m very busy with my family. They’ve missed me loads. I decided to send you this… to hopefully fill the void. I know it isn’t much, but I hope it helps. Love, MC.” 
He smiled as he closed the letter, putting it next to him on his bed. 
He looked back into the box. The first thing he saw was a book - one he had never read before. It was called ‘Pride and Prejudice’. 
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“How many books have you even read at this point?” You laughed as you looked up at Satan who looked down at your head on his lap. 
“You seriously expect me to keep track of that?” He smirked. 
“No, but still! If you had to guess, how many?” 
“Stop asking dumb questions.” He grinned, ruffling your hair. 
You both laughed as you wrapped your arms around his stomach. 
“Can I ask you a question?” Satan finally asked after a brief moment of silence. 
“Is it dumb?” You quickly answered, teasing him. “No!” He smiled. “Go for it.” You said as his hand stroked your hair.
“Have you read ‘Pride and Prejudice’?” He asked. 
“Oh, yes, I have! Why? Where have you heard about it?” You asked as your brow raised.
“I read about it on Devilgram. Apparently, it’s really good.” He said. 
“It is! Please read it! It’s my favorite romance novel ever! Once you read it your perspective of life will change.” You sat up, looking at him. 
“I will. I promise. I just need to get my hands on it.” He kissed your forehead. 
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That’s where he knew it from…
Satan started getting a little emotional at that moment. You remembered that he wanted to read it. 
He noticed a little gap in the pages. Perhaps you left something in there for him? 
When he went to said pages, his face lit up. 
“You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you.” Was highlighted in pink. Next to it, he saw a pink yarn bracelet with red hearts on it. 
He picked it up gently, inspecting it carefully. As he put it closer to his face, he smelled your perfume on it - which drove him crazy. 
He put it away from his face - he wouldn’t be able to control himself otherwise. 
He carefully put it on, admiring it. He smiled as he picked up another letter from the bottom of the box. 
“Hi again, baby! Yes, I made a matching bracelet for myself, so don’t worry. I hope you like the book. <3” 
Satan’s heart skipped a beat. You… you made a matching bracelet for yourself? 
He looked at the highlighted sentence, then at the bracelet. You had thought so carefully about this gift that he got even more emotional than he was initially. 
As his eyes began to water, he picked up his DDD, clicking on your profile on the messages app. 
“My love, you really shouldn’t have.” He wrote. “My love, I wanted to.” You replied within seconds. “The bracelet is beautiful. Since when did you know how to make these?” “Since I’ve been a child. I can make you a cat bracelet if you’d like.” “Please do. Make one for yourself as well, so we can double-match.” 
Satan, like Mammon, Lucifer, and Levi, never takes it off. He thinks it’s too pretty, too thoughtful, plus, it smells of your perfume - the perfume he gifted you. 
It only takes five minutes of him being out of his room for Beel to notice. “New book? New bracelet?” Beel smiles at Satan in the living room. “They were in the box MC sent. They put their whole heart into that box. They made a matching bracelet for themselves too.” Satan grinned. 
“What box?!” Mammon yelled. “Lemme see that!” Mammon lunged at Satan’s arm, wanting to see the bracelet. 
Safe to say, things didn’t end up well for Mammon that day. 
Satan has never cared so much for an object as he does for that book, and especially that bracelet. He takes care of them with his life. 
Satan even puts the book in a special place in his room - a cursed bookshelf, so anyone who dares steal it without his permission will get turned into an earthworm for 48 hours. How thoughtful of him <3
Satan probably read that book around thirty times in the two weeks before you arrived back. It was just as beautiful as he had imagined - just as beautiful as you had described it - just as beautiful as…
Satan closed the book. His mind was wandering off again. 
He missed you. A lot. 
ps! if this gets enough love, i’ll make a version for the dateables too <3
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devildomwriter · 1 month
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Whenever the Brothers See Lucifer
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anekogia · 3 months
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Diavolo: *Goes on a vacation with the demon bros and MC/Yuki and leaves Barbatos behind at the castle.*
Mammon: Man, I feel bad that we didn't bring Barbatos along.
Asmodeus: Right?! That poor guy must be mopping around the castle like some sad puppy waiting for its owner to return.
MC/Yuki: I don't know about that, but yeah... I wonder how he's doing?
*Meanwhile*
Barbatos:
*Solomon is the one who walks in on him.
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rabidferretnightmares · 3 months
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MC: Solomon gave me an engagement ring
Lucifer: Ah, I see
Lucifer: Excuse me
Lucifer: *sticks his head inside the microwave*
MC:
MC: Lucifer, that's a microwave!
Lucifer: I know. I wanna get this over with as quickly as possible
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lost-in-time-wanderer · 3 months
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obey me characters (or just brothers if you don't want to do them all in one post) reacting to mc calling them "my [their name]" for the first time, so mc calling Lucifer "my Lucifer" and so on?
Hi hi hiiiiii! very sorry i finished this a very late (time management is a skill i’m severely lacking in) but all’s well that ends well, so don’t have any room to complain. Also for the life of me i couldn’t decide between a bullet point format or a more story-telling and flowing one, but i hope you enjoy nothenless!
Brothers Reacting to You Calling Them “My [Brothers Name]”
Older Brothers (You are here) • Younger Brothers
Lucifer
Lucifer was doing his student council duties in his office far into the early hours of morning again when you decide to check in on him.
You knock on the door to his office, but receiving no response, you decide to come in anyways, announcing your presence. When you walk in, you see the fire place in his room almost out; only glowing embers remained inside, causing the chilly weather from the cool night to seep in with nothing to stave it away.
The room’s owner was sitting at his desk, face almost completely obscured with large stacks of paperwork, no doubt recently dumped onto him by Diavolo. Who, now that you think about it, most likely fooled around instead of doing paperwork again, much to the chagrin on Barbatos, and had to rely on his trusty right hand to get the documents done on time.
One look at him shows you all you need to know. His hair is tousled from him running his hand through it multiple times, and his coat seemed to have been discarded haphazardly on the back of his chair, but must have fallen off sometime during the night without him noticing, and is now lying on the floor right behind his chair. His half-rimmed glasses are starting to slide off his nose, and multiple stray papers have ended up on the floor, but considering that he’s also yet to notice your presence, you assume that he’s too tired to resolve any of these issues.
You quickly devise a plan to get him to sleep, or at the very least rest some. Plead the Avatar of Pride, oldest brother of the 7 rulers of hell to take a break.
Yep, that’ll work. You’re a genius.
“My Lucifer, please rest. I know you need to finish these soon, but your health takes priority over some documents.”
Safe to say, you caught him off guard.
If you were looking closely (which of course you were) you could see him momentarily pause doing his paperwork, which was accompanied with the equally brief lull in the calming sound of his fountain pen scratching paper.
You can also see him slightly blushing- don’t or do mention that you saw it though, he’ll get even more embarrassed and might even throw you out of his room (worth it).
“So that’s how you’re going to do this, hmm? Very well, I shall indulge you this time, but do not expect this to work twice.”
Mammon
You were in Mammons room, having been dragged in by him, who wanted to get you to join him in causing more mayhem and another headache for Lucifer.
At this point, you were starting to get a headache yourself, so you try to think of some way to get him to stop talking. You feel a little bit bad, especially because of how much his face lights up when he’s talking to you, but this is for the best. You feel like if he doesn’t stop talking soon, you might just snap.
The perfect plan is right at your fingertips- fluster your tsundere demon. Although, knowing Mammon… this could very well backfire.
You hope Lucifer doesn’t hang both of you from the ceiling for this.
“My Mammon, I don’t think that’s a good idea, especially because Lucifer would have both of our heads if we did that.”
He doesn’t process it at first, just continuing to talk excitedly about his new get-rich-quick scheme for a couple of seconds, but when he does… oh boy.
“Wha-What did ya just say, human?!!?! …of course you’d want me to be yours- I AM the Great Mammon, after all!”
“Whatever you say, my Mammon.”
“…just… don’t forget…”
“Sorry Mammon, i didn’t quite catch that?”
“…you’re MY human, got it?!!”
He may be trying and failing to act all cool and macho, but he’s nothing if not head over heels in love with you, and even more so after you pulled this little stunt on him.
Leviathan
You’re killing him.
No, really, you’re gonna be the death of him.
You were just hanging out in his room, watching him grind all of the daily rewards in one of his games while scrolling through DevilTok on your DDD.
This was one of his older games that he’s been playing for quite a while (which might just be longer than you’ve been alive, but you’d rather not dwell on that thought too much). Lately he’s become invested in becoming number one on the leaderboard, and hasn’t come out of his room, so you’re there to keep him company.
“MC, i finally finished with this game, could you hand me the one on the shelf next to you? It just got released, and i need to record a speed run for all of the people who rely on my streams and reviews!” You decided that this is the perfect opportunity to call him that. After all, what’s more fun than teasing your adorable easily-flustered otaku?
“Sure thing, my Leviathan.”
You see him go perfectly still and silent for a second, and then a beet red blush starts spreading from the tips to his ears to his face, and all the way down to his neck.
“AAAAAAAAAHHHHH-“
Ow.
After getting over the sudden assault on your eardrums (and Levi’s astounding vocal capabilities), you simply stare at him with a raised eyebrow.
“T-th-that’s such a n-normie move of y-you!!!
… d-do you really mean that? Like, you aren’t pulling my leg or something?!? This isn’t some normie joke??!”
Congratulations, you have a very embarrassed snek on your hands now!
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love-fictional-ppl · 3 months
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Satan who loves doing his favorite things with you…
Satan who will read out loud while you lie on his lap.
Satan who has you distract Lucifer while the anti-Lucifer squad pranks him.
Satan who immediately shows you the kitten he found walking home from RAD, you both stayed up all night playing and hanging out with the kitten
Satan who rants about what going on in his current book
Satan who takes you to his favorite cafe
Satan who feels comfortable with you
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im-just-sal · 10 months
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Mammon: Yo Lucifer, Mc is missing. Can you find them?
Lucifer: Do you think I have them microchipped or something?
Mammon: Well, do you?
Luficer: ...Yeah, hang on.
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can i get luci, solomon and diavolo with a s/o who talks/rants a lot? like they just go on and on and on about their interests and CANNOT stop talking ab it?
yes of course :)
requests: open <3
Lucifer, Solomon and Diavolo with a s/o who talks/rants a lot (SFW hc)
。lucifer 。
‣While you might think that he has enough trouble without your constant talking, he actually enjoys it. It drones out the sounds of complaining from his brothers.
‣Even when you only talk about one topic you don't repeat facts most of the time you keep talking about new things about the subject. He might even learn a thing or two from how much you know about it.
‣ When you think he isn't really listening to you because he is also doing other things at the same time and you ask him if he is even listening, he summarizes everything you said in the last 5 minutes always leaving you feeling touched because he does actually listen to whatever you are talking about.
‣The brothers push you towards Lucifer whenever they are in trouble because whenever you go on one of your rants he always stops to listen to you. Their punishment only gets delayed but that's good enough for them. They hope you can distract him long enough for him to forget about it.
‣Will buy you books about the topics you rant about. In the morning you're talking to him about something and at night you find a stack of books about it on your bed.
。solomon 。
‣It's sort of a trade of between you two, you help him with his magic experiments and he listens to whatever you have to say about the things that interest you.
‣When he tries to cook at purgatory hall Luke and Simeon are always quick to call u and make u come over. While you distract Solomon from his plan to cook they quickly make food that is in fact edible.
‣Will pick up when you call him in the middle of the night because you just realized something about something that you like. Will probably pick up because he is still trying to get a new spell to go right.
‣Has probably a note book with facts that you have said that might be useful for either spells or potions.
‣Has once tried a telepathy spell on the both of you so you could speak telepathically, but he messed up and could now read your thoughts. Your brain was loud very loud, your thoughts didn't even relate to each other. He ended up with a headache and never tried again. He is content with u just telling him what you want to say.
。diavolo 。
‣Even though he is very busy as the future king of the devildom he always tries to make time for you.
‣He likes hearing you talk about the things you like even more so if these are human world things. He loves hearing about your interests from the human world.
‣Might even ask you to go to the human world with him so you can actually show him your interests in the actual human world.
‣Barbatos has had to drag him away from you on multiple occasions because Diavolo lost track of time and just kept listening to you.
‣Has asked Lucifer to record some of your rants when he is busy so he can listen to them later on.
‣Has probably sat through, and also forced Barbatos to sit through, a 100 dia slide show about your favorite human world interest that took about an hour and a half. Barbatos was serving tea throughout the whole presentation.
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