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marauders era (incorrect quote)
gryffindor dinner:
sirius, has 4 glasses of wine
sirius, is the group alcoholic
slytherin dinner:
y/n, has 4 glasses of wine
y/n, is the groups designated driver
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celestialfantasiess · 15 days
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marauders (incorrect quote)
y/n, holding a python: guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him?
sirius: you did WHAT–
remus: william snakepeare
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Regulus (incorrect quote)
regulus: if i'm being extra sarcastic with you it probably means i'm flirting with you or you really annoy me and i can't be bothered to deal with your shit. good luck figuring which one.
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Imagine being in a secret relationship with Regulus Black as James Potters younger sibling. Stealing the marauders map and the cloak to sneak out to Regulus. Imagine you having your legs over his lap as he reads while he has one hand rubbing circles on your thigh, teasingly going higher and higher until your panties are damp from excitement. Imagine pulling each other into secret corners and alcoves in the castle for a quick make out sesh. Imagine him whimpering underneath you as you ride him. Imagine him going down on you, holding your thighs with his hands, cold rings digging into your skin. Imagine him asking you to sit on his face, he think dying by like that would be a wonderful way to go. Imagine him eating you out until you are exhausted and a moaning, whimpering mess just for him. Imagine being there for him whenever he feels bad, trying to convince him to also come live at your house. Imagine trying to help him the horcruxes only to succeed together and destroy voldemort.<3
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you're your own assassin you don't need no help with that [regulus black x fem!reader] (one shot)
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cw: arranged marriage, mentions of poisoning, mentions of murder and character death
pairing: fem!reader x regulus black
sum: You don't have any choice as to who you get to marry, so you make sure any one you don't approve of doesn't get to marry you. You might even gain a friend in the end.
wc: 0.9k
requests: closed <3
reblogs and interactions are appreciated!!
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Imagine being a Slytherin pureblood girl, from the day you were born trained to be the perfect wife for your future husband. Trained in etiquette until you dream it because mistakes are not allowed in this household. Growing up in a household were you were taught that muggles were below you and that you were superior only made you curious. As we all heard once before strict parents create the sneakiest children. Sneaking out to wander around in muggle London to become obsessed with their books.
At 15 you get to hear that you are to be married to another pureblood heir as soon as you graduate and turn 17. You meet him multiple times, you overhear him say that a wife should be obedient to her husband and that they are just baby machines. It wasn't like you had expected any different but that didn't mean that you had to accept it.
Each time you had a meeting arranged by your parents, you always made sure to make his tea for him. Sucking up his sexist comments and just smiling and nodding. A few weeks later, after multiple meetings, he dies from a heart attack. Such a shame that they don't look for muggle poisons in the wizarding world.
The next one you get pushed on always makes sure to mention about how muggleborns and muggles are below him. But you know what he does on the days that he sneaks away and isn't found until morning. He gets disowned after his father caught him with a muggle because he wasn't on time for a family meeting. And his father might have received an anonymous tip but no one has to know that.
The next one you don't even have to try to get out of. Of course it was only a matter of time before Sirius Black was disowned. Everyone could have seen that coming. So that contract was also null and void so that meant that your parents had to go looking for another husband again. It wasn't like you hade any choice in the matter.
It was an obvious choice maybe you should have seen it coming, of course your parents would have managed to set you up with Regulus black, his brother. The new heir to the noble and most ancient house of Black. You had multiple meetings together arranged by both your parents. The both of you had some kind of unspoken agreement: suck it up because it could have been much worse then this.
You liked to think you weren't the worst person you could have been stuck with and Regulus wasn't the worst person you could have been paired with either. However he was definitely warry of you, never took anything you handed him, always setting it aside. You had to give him credits for that most people thought the death of your first betrothed was a mere fluke accident.
Only a few had the idea that you might have had something to do with after he had bragged multiple times about being your future husband and all the things he had to say about you.
Over time you became closer with Regulus, especially after you were there for him after he got the dark mark. No matter how bad your parents were at least they didn't force you to follow some dark lord. It was because of you that you both discovered that the dark lord might have made horcruxes.
It was after on of Regulus rants about how the dark lord thinks that he is invincible and unkillable that he might be saying some form of the truth. In the ways that the black family knew almost every branch of dark magic to exist your family mostly focused on necromancy and death. You remembered you had read a passage about something called horcruxes. It split your soul and the only way to truly die was for for the whole soul to die so the dark lord was technically unkillable.
Regulus discovered the first horcrux on his own, he went alone because he didn't want to endanger you He died you knew it when he didn't come back after he had left a letter for you saying what he had done. Hoping the dark lord was now killable, hoping that Regulus had indeed destroyed his horcrux you went on a killing spree.
Motivated by the death of what was probably the only actual friend you had had in your life, someone who you might have even loved you were killing death eaters one by one. It wasn't hard to find them at all Regulus had told you most of their names, you were picking them off by one hoping to lure out the dark lord himself.
It was almost too easy to assassinate his death eaters, you weren't dumb enough to get into a duel with them it was just follow them until you are in a secluded area with less people and whisper the killing curse before disappearing. No use in screaming it if you didn't want to be found.
After getting through around maybe 15 death eaters to be honest you had lost count was when you finally encountered the dark lord himself. You remembered throwing the first killing curse it hit him straight in the chest. Your remembered how shocked you were, him laughing in your face, green light and then black. The last thought you had was. "I'll finally see Regulus again."
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Regulus x gn!reader (incorrect quote)
y/n: hey reggie, wanna make out?
regulus: what, no and don't call me that
y/n: it will piss sirius off
regulus, already pulling y/n on his lap: okay fine
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Sirius (incorrect quote)
sirius: my life isn't as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look.
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i'd unfuck you if i could [sirius black x gn!reader] (one shot)
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cw: cheating, cursing, slight obsession, mentions of alcohol, mentions of sex, not taking no for an answer (not attemped non-con or anything like that)
pairing: gn!reader x sirius black
summary: sirius cheated on you and tries to win you back. This is inspired by the song turbulent by waterparks.
wc: 1k
requests: closed <3
reblogs and interactions are appreciated!!
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It was almost ironic, almost. After all the warnings you had received about him and how he was. He still managed to surprise you with his actions even though you knew how he was, what he had done to countless other girls before. You weren't even that sad about it I mean how could you when all you felt was just pure anger.
All the girls who came up to you telling them how he cheated on them, oh how naïve you were. The things you said in return were oh so typical. "Oh but he changed, he promised me he wouldn't." "He isn't like that anymore." Some of them laughed in your face, you weren't special he won't change for you. How right they were?
You could remember very well how you had found out. It was a celebratory party after Gryffindor had won a quidditch match. You had been dancing around with the others and helping Lily evade James before he could try to ask her out with another one of his grand gestures.
You had made your way over to were the drinks were, grabbing a cup of firewhiskey, you spotted them in the corner. Your now ex-boyfriend and a random girl making out in the corner. Oh how you had wanted to laugh and laugh you did. Before you knew it your legs had carried you over to them, the cup in your hand was no longer full, it had been emptied out on top of the kissing couple.
They jumped apart as Sirius let out a loud scream. Loud enough to be heard over the music. Few people were looking at what was happening. You remembered how indifferent he had been about it. You just smiled at him and told him it was alright. Grabbing the nearest bottle of firewhiskey you popped the cap of it off and chugged about half of it before putting it down and walking to the nearest guy you could find that seemed remotely interested in you and kissed him on the mouth.
The next morning word of what happened spread around the castle. It was kind of funny to be congratulated by your friends because of a break up with a guy. Funny thing was most people would have been sad after a break up with the Sirius Black, but you were almost like him last night indifferent about it.
The most peculiar thing happened when you were going back to classes with your friends. Before one of your friends could sit down next to you Sirius had made his way on to the seat next to you. "Please y/n it was a mistake, it didn't mean anything." You raised your eyebrows. This had never happened before, it was always the people who got cheated on who begged Sirius to take them back, even if he was the one who had been in the wrong.
Pathetic it was how he was acting when someone didn't chase after him. Is this what happened when someone didn't want the famed Sirius Black? You ignored him through out the entire lesson, giving him the silence treatment. Through out the day he made several attempts to talk to you. You were almost sure he and the marauders were pulling a prank on you. This had never happened before after Sirius had dumped another person because he cheated on them.
It was always them who begged him to come back no matter how much he broke their hearts. But days passed and it still kept on, other people were even starting to notice his strange behavior. It got so bad you would just cast silencio when he even made an attempt to talk you. leaving him to walk back to his friends so they could undo the spell. He even send his friends to talk to you hoping you wouldn't jinx them on sight.
It had worked at first but when you got the gist of what was going on and what they wanted you just started jinxing every marauder that tried to talk to you. It cost you some house points when a teacher saw you do this but that was worth it if it kept your sanity intact.
You were almost convinced that someone had slipped Sirius a love potion that made him fall in love with you or something like that because there was no way that he was doing this because of himself.
But that all led up to now in the middle of the great hall. Not having noticed him sneaking up behind you while you were eating. "Y/N I'm sorry princess, please it didn't mean anything." You heard that oh so familiar voice behind you and as you turned around. Before you could hear anymore of the bullshit that spilled out of his mouth as had happened any time you weren't quick enough with your silencio, you had stood up and snickered at him.
By now people from all houses were watching what would go down between you two. They had all heard about what happened and how Sirius tried to win you back instead of the other way around. "You really don't get it do you?" He looked almost confused as if he didn't notice what you were talking about. Before he could talk you held up your hand to silence him. "Shut up and let me talk."
You were by no means screaming but you were talking loud and clear and by now the great hall had partly quieted down so they could hear what you were saying.
"Sirius I'd unfuck you if I could, so fuck yourself and fuck your feelings. If I could take back the time I wasted on you I would." Grabbing the glass of pumpkin juice behind you dumped it over his head and with that you left the great hall. Leaving him standing there drenched in pumpkin juice while all the students laughed at his misfortune.
After all Sirius Black only wanted the things he couldn't have.
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Lucifer x gn!reader (incorrect quote)
mc: do you have any skeletons in your closet?
lucifer: you mean literally or figuratively?
mc: honestly, the fact that I have to specify...
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[harry potter]
[marauders era]
。sirius black 。
‣ one shots
‣ i'd unfuck you if i could (SFW)
。regulus black 。
‣ one shots
‣ you're your own assassin you don't need no help with that (SFW)
。incorrect quotes 。
‣ 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6
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Sirius x gn!reader (incorrect quote)
sirius: if there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until i get back.
y/n: of course, i can't flip this table by myself?????
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hellooo im back 😍 did u miss me
obessed w ur writing right now oh my gosh 🤭 could i request a mc who sings a lot out in the open? like they could js be in the house of lamentation and start singing random songs they love
theyre all ok with it.. but then mc starts singing a song that lilith liked.. how do they react? do they ask them to stop singing that song? to stop singing at all? do they just cherish the memory of lilith? or do they react some other way? i must know 🙏
- 🍭 anon!!!
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requests : closed <3
Sorry for the inactiveness but i'm back at school after vacation so it's kind of getting used to it again and the fandoms i'm interested in really depend on the week with me so i'll probs start writing less for obey me and more for also other fandoms but dw if i haven't answered your request yet i still will but it might just take me a while. The give away will also continue as planned. :) And yes of course 🍭 anon, here you go. :)
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。lucifer 。
‣ If he's holding something he might just drop it out of shock, that wouldn't be possible. It isn't possible what was he thinking. Lilith isn't here it's just mc.
‣ Immediately retreats into his office so he can work on his paperwork, he was so sure that mc had been Lilith. For the next few days he will throw himself into his work to forget how sad he had felt when he heard mc sing Lilith's favorite song.
。mammon 。
‣ At first he doesn't even notice what you are singing. he just likes listening to your voice whenever you do sing which is often. But once you get to the chorus he recognizes it.
‣ He watches you from the kitchen counter with glassy eyes. As soon as the song is over you he asks if you can sing it again.
。leviathan 。
‣ It's one of the few times he has come out of his room, when he sees you in the kitchen he immediately halts in his tracks and turns around. Even if you are his player 2 he has no energy to communicate with anyone right now.
‣ However when he turns around he halts in his tracks, that song you are singing. It's Lilith's favorite song. Pulling out his phone he records your voice and he walks back to his room without you knowing he was ever there.
。satan 。
‣ He himself has never known Lilith but because he was born from Lucifer he has some of Lucifers feelings about things.
‣ And somehow he almost gets a sad feeling, no that's not right, a nostalgic feeling when you sing this song. Even though he is pretty sure he has never heard you sing this before and he has no emotional link to whatever you are singing.
‣ Will keep listening and won't ask you to stop, is slightly confused as to why he is reacting like this to you singing a song like you always do.
。asmodeus 。
‣ He knew you were a great singer, you had sung to him on multiple occasions with songs of his request so it didn't surprise him when you were singing in the kitchen when he came downstairs.
‣ The thing that surprised him was that you were singing her song, Lilith's favorite song. His eyes turned glassy at the memories he had of her singing that song whenever she could not stopping once no matter how many people asked her to stop.
。beelzebub 。
‣ Is one of the few that really likes it because it makes him remember Lilith, how much she also loved singing that song whenever she could. How she wouldn't stop singing it even after having been asked multiple times to stop.
‣ Asks mc to sing it more often for him, he enjoys hearing it it makes him remember the good memories he has with Lilith.
。belphegor 。
‣ For a second he thought he was back in the celestial realm with Lilith, with her singing her favorite song whenever she could as often as possible. But no he is still in the devildom and she is far way from him in a place he can't reach.
‣ Won't ask you to stop and also won't outwardly react to you singing Lilith's favorite song but for the next few days no one is capable of getting him out of the attic while that specific song is playing on repeat in the background.
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。obey me 。
。my hero academia 。
。harry potter 。
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[my hero academia]
。dabi 。
‣ headcannons
‣ dabi x gn!reader s/o (NSFW & SFW)
。league of villains 。
‣ headcannons
‣ general hc's (SFW)
。incorrect quotes 。
‣ 1
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Asmodeus x gn!reader (incorrect quote)
mc: i have something to tell you.
asmodeus: ooh~, are you about to profess your love for me?
mc: yes, I am.
asmodeus: wait, what?
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Mammon x gn!reader (incorrect quote)
lucifer: i hope you two have an explanation for this
mammon: we have three, actually
mc: pick your favorite
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Leviathan x gn!reader (incorrect quote)
mc: levi you can't always blame mammon for everything, like you stub your toe and say this is mammon's fault
leviathan: wait......it's not??
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