#omg i'm having an epiphany

[cloudshapedpatch]

it has come time for me to actually decide what subject i want to specialize in as a teacher and i'm so scared i'm gonna make the wrong choice and waste four years and an assload of money choosing the wrong one

[kushanna]

anyways i did finish rereading episode 1 👍🏻 i don't think i've been paying enough attention to the epitaph and what it means, a lot was said (by kinzo, which means it might have been bullshit) about how solving the riddle would mean the "miracle" would not take place, which is the same thing as beato saying if time ran out she would win by default, which is the same thing as ange thinking maybe eva solving the riddle meant something went wrong... it did seem very odd to me (and i forgot about it afterwards) how eva did solve it and yet the murders didn't stop, they continued on full force, except she herself didn't die. so i'm not sure what's in it for the person behind this, what they gain with this whole riddle situation (enough about reviving rituals)

[taruruchi]

I rewatched Descendants yesterday and I've been so normal ever since

[marieanneline]

I UNDERSTAND THE APPEAL TO THE FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS TROPE NOW OMG IT'S THE YEARNING....................

[fraugwinska]

A very incomplete list of Hazbin Hotel Fanfiction Authors/Geniuses

I cannot believe the awsome, talented, absolute magnificent people I've met through this fandom. Writing FF for Hazbin Hotel has become one of my greatest joys in life, and reading the stories and creations of my fellow friends and idols is something that can brighten my whole week - and we don't gatekeep. So, if you're in search for a good read, here are a few of the SUPER AWSOME people I stalk (and I want to stress - this list is never going to be complete, but I'll try to edit it as there are just SO MANY GODDANG MASTERS out there!) @bapple117 If you love #RadioStatic, you have to read 'Bluest Monday' (completed) and the follow-up 'Say Hello, Wave Goodbye' (WIP) She'll break your heart in the most beautiful way. If you don't fancy that but Alastor is your go-to, then you will want to dive in head-first into "If You Can't Say Somethin' Nice, Don't Say Nothin' At All" (complete). But as before, be ready for a rollercoaster of emotional moments and extremely spicy shenanigans.

@hazelfoureyes Goddess of the smut, Hottest writer in Hell - If you're horny, Hazel has got you covered. Especially her 'The safeword is Radioapple'-Mini-series will make you sweat like a Zumba-Instructor on crack. Be prepared to blush, tremble, die and immediately ressurrect, because yes. She is THAT good.

Clover/corruptedteacups on AO3 With whooping 75 chapters and 300k+ hits, her Fanfic 'The Red means I Love you' is one of the best, most detailed slow-burn-pining-angsty-smutty-will-they-wont-they Masterpieces I've read so far. Alastor is magnificent and I guarantee you'll fall in love with Clover, the bunny who captures the heart of you deerest red demon.

@melodyonthewireless Highly underappreciated (imho), her fic "A Match made in Hell" (WIP) follows her OC Sybil down to hell, into the Hazbin Hotel and consecutively the arms of Alastor - but don't you dare underestimate the pink, harmless looking doe. Sybil's witch powers and her sassy, witty personality is quite the match to the established readio overlord. It's such a read, and the wait between chapters the sweetest agony!

@macabr3-barbi3 She delivers every. single. TIME. Her Short stories and One-Shots are like Pringles - Once you pop, you can't stop. I'm deeply in love with 'Dream a little Dream' (WIP), 'Nothing I can't Handle' (WIP) makes me run for a cold shower and did I mention the countless one-shot-candies that make you mouth water and your toes curl?

@slutforalastor/InconspicuousBosch on AO3 Whether it's the One-Shots on tumblr (omg the PRIEST ALASTOR BIT *fans face*) or the incredible Choose-your-Path-Fic "Say it with a smile" (completed) - you will be both amazed at the artistry of the wording and storybuilding and blushing at the sheer craft of the smut and sexual tension.

@impale-me-radio-daddy Founder of the kink #antlerplay, his series of 'The Lookalike' is steamy, outrageous, utterly magnificent and filthy down to the bones. Be prepared for some serious questioning of your own preferences, because you WILL get some epiphanies. And that's a PROMISE.

@hurthermore Listen. LISTEN. Bimbo is the mini-series that had me on a friggin CHOKEHOLD. It takes a special talent to make one so invested in THE radio demon, gentleman a la carte Alastor believably pining after and pounding a lovable, dumb airhead sinner with a fable for skimpy dresses and leave you at the end wanting for seconds and thirds!

As I said, this is a highly incomplete list, and I'll absolutely edit this list as I go. But I needed to put this out in the world. To all of the above, and all of those which I didn't include YET but most certainly will -

I ADORE YOU, I PRAY AT YOUR FEET, YOU ARE AMAZING BEINGS AND I LOVE YOU.

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

[the960writers]

The Heroine's Journey

Hello writers, I want to introduce you all to The Heroine’s Journey.

I've pulled this together from an old series of posts I've written for a project at @the-wip-project. There will be homework!

Through general media consumption most of us know about or have at least unknowingly absorbed The Hero’s Journey. I spare you the details, they’re easy to look up, but in the most general sense, lots of very successful stories are set up like this:

The Ordinary World

The Call of Adventure

Refusal of the Call

Meeting the Mentor

Starting the Quest

Tests, Allies, Enemies

Approach the Underworld

The Ordeal

Reward

The Road Back

Recognition

Glory, Reward, and Isolation

If you look at that and think “Star Wars: A New Hope” you got it exactly right. A lot of successful stories are written with these steps in mind. It usually follows a hero, who has to overcome internal and external conflicts to reach their goal.

The lesser known Heroine’s Journey is the equivalent to this but with a focus on connections and relationships. Where the Hero’s Journey is about a lone hero, the Heroine’s Journey is about finding community.

The concept of the Heroine’s Journey is not new but there wasn’t a lot of easy to read literature written about it. But recently, Gail Carriger has written a delightful and educational non-fiction book for writers and readers, called, not surprisingly, The Heroine’s Journey.

The terms Hero and Heroine are gender neutral, for instance the movie Wonder Woman is a Hero’s Journey while a buddy comedy like Man In Black is a Heroine’s Journey (generalizing here).

I like to think about it in terms of found family and friends. These stories are Heroine's journeys, they tell of community building and how we are stronger together. If you think about your WIP and how it can be applied to it, it might just blow your mind. Let me just says those tropes, “found family”, “the gang gets together”, “me and my friends gonna kick your ass” that we all love? Those are all elements of The Heroine’s Journey 😘. Doesn't that sound great?

Just to compare it to the list I made at the beginning of the post, The Heroine's Journey has the following points:

A broken familial network

Heroine's pleas are ignored

Abdication of power

Family offers aid

Subversion and disguise

Find surrogate family

Visit the Underworld, search aided by companions

Information gathering, delegation, networking

Negotiation for reunification

Revenge and Glory are irrelevant

Network established or rebuilt

Let me just put in a graphic here that Gail Carriger provided on her website.

Homework: The Heroine’s Journey begins with the protagonist having broken with their familial network, their pleas being ignored, turning away / being pushed out from their position, and finding help from family/friends. Think how this beginning could apply to your WIP.

I'm pretty sure, a few of you had the kind of “omg why did I not see that?” epiphany with The Heroine’s Journey 😀. Same thing happened to me and I realized why one story just wasn’t working. It couldn’t work because I was trying to cram a Heroine story into a Hero’s Journey. If you want to hear the author Sasha Black have that kind of epiphany live on air (so to speak), listen to this [podcast], where she interviews Gail Carriger about The Heroine’s Journey. Just be warned, that epiphany involves a lot of swearing 😜.

We talked about the beginning of the Heroine’s Journey. In this first part, the Heroine is involuntarily kicked out of their familial network. This is one of the main differences to the Hero’s Journey, where the Hero refuses and turns away voluntarily. The first part of the Heroine’s Journey is about involuntary isolation.

The Hero refuses the quest, for whatever reason, the Heroine is getting kicked into the quest.

The next part is the Search.

The Heroine’s Journey follows a pattern of connections, reunification, finding family. Mentally, physically, or emotionally. A successful journey ends with new connections, new community.

The Heroine searches for new connections, new companions, to solve the problem the story gives them. Often they employ disguise/subversion and alter their identity in this part. They form a new network, a found family. With the network, they go on a quest into “the Underworld” to gather information and build more connections.

Homework: Applying the Heroine’s Journey to your WIP, what connection does your protagonist make? What kind of community do they form? And if you have a problem with your WIP, maybe try giving your protagonist more friends?

As humans, we easily think in binary concepts, things are either this way or that way. But in reality, things overlap, mix and match, and the same can be said for the Heroine’s Journey and the Hero’s Journey.

Stories can have a Hero and a Heroine working together. Think about your basic buddy comedy, the one stoic character who wants to work alone and the fun character, who has many friends and connections. That’s a Hero with a Heroine in the same story and one possible arc could be that the Hero changes into a Heroine.

In romance, you often have the bad boy, a rogue character, who wants to stay on a Hero’s Journey, but the love of the one good person in their life changes them and pulls them into their Heroine’s Journey.

Stories with multiple characters may have each character on a different journey, with different focal points on what is important for their journey.

I also think that fanfiction often has a way of turning a Hero’s Journey into a Heroine’s Journey. When the source material says “and they won the fight but now they’re all alone”, fanfic takes a stick and whacks that on the head with “but what if they had friends /whack/”, “and they all lived together in a house /whack/”, “and they raised tomatoes, kids, and chickens together /whack whack whack/”.

Homework: Think of your favorite characters (from your WIP or from an interesting source material) and identify who leans more towards Hero and who leans more towards Heroine. Sketch out how they influence each other and what direction their stories could go.

This has been a short overview of the Heroine’s Journey, if you’re interested in this structure, I very much recommend the book [https://gailcarriger.com/books/the-heroines-journey-for-authors-book/]. It’s really a fun read, Gail Carriger did not switch to some weird academic tone for this book. She has lots of popular examples in the book, to illustrate how these concepts apply to stories we know and love.

[ragnarokhound]

omg sweetie pie don’t talk about chains I’ll BLUSH. definitely never been into that…

How do you think the rest of the Batfam reacts to Jaytim finally happening (something along the lines of your secretary fic) ?

I think Cass knew how they felt before them, Damian is disgusted (but secretly pleased), Dick found out by walking in on them at Tim’s apartment, and Bruce had no idea and has none until Jason tells him point blank. Alfred? Somehow orchestrated the whole thing.

I'll keep that in mind babe ;) (*adds 'Spicy Hardware' to the budget)

Ohoho, that is a fun question, and one that I often have trouble answering because I am like a horse with blinders on when it comes to my hyperfixations and my ships OTL Jason and Tim usually get the brunt of my obsessive analysis, leaving only minimal room for other characters to squeeze their way in. RIPeroni you two ❤️

That being said, I'm a huge liar because I do actually have some Thoughts lol

It largely depends on the state of the verse we're in and how involved the others were in watching their courtship go down, so without further adieu, here's how I think the batfam would react to finding out about jaytim's newly minted relationship in my secretary!au fic:

So in Secretary!AU in particular, the others weren't involved to an almost suspicious degree 😳 Tim is losing his mind for a month over Jason daylighting as his secretary, and he never finds out anything resembling the truth from anyone? What??

Which of course means some of them were simply unaware because they don't give a shit or assume Tim isn't suffering (Damian, Duke, Bruce) and some ARE aware to some degree that this is unusual and came to their own conclusions. And promptly decided to stay out of it (Dick, Babs, Steph, Cass, Alfred - Duke might actually be here, it depends lol)

In particular, Steph hears Tim's mini rant/breakdown Day 1 and is simply too amused. Because she watched him suddenly start deflecting Jason's attention 3 months ago, and oh boy does this feel like a comeuppance. She's got popcorn and is asking things like, 'i dunno Tim, why do you think Jason followed you to the office where you have to reliably be?' and after all of it, when he shows up with a hickey after patrolling with Jason that night, she golf claps at him

Cass shrugs at Tim when he vents where she can hear, because she's been waiting for them to figure this out for like. A year now. She is surprised when Tim had his Jason-shaped epiphany because she knows that Tim has been Into Jason ever since that time in the park with Poison Ivy, and Jason called him a princess for getting particular about decon. (Similarly, Cass also knew that Jason has been low-key into Tim since the time before that, when Tim ugly laughed so hard at a joke Jason made at Dick's expense that he nearly inhaled a french fry). When they get together, she is standing next to Steph, also golf clapping because Steph told her it would be funny

Dick had to listen to Jason complain about Tim ghosting him a month or two into it (Jason and Dick were in each other's vicinity and Jason asked how Tim was doing. Dick said he was 'fine, why?' And Jason scowled and muttered, 'No reason. Feel like he's been dodging me, is all' and a tiny red alert pinged in the back of Dick's head) so when he hears that Jason is at Wayne Tower and that Tim is having vent sessions about it with Steph, his eyebrows shoot waaaay up. He kind of hopes that the Tower is still standing after Jason's done getting whatever vengeance he has in mind (Jason's prank war game is both legendary and unhinged). When he finds out what actually transpires (or rather, guesses what transpired), he has a small moment of relief because 'oh phew, is that all?' and then immediately BSODs because 'WAIT WHAT, IS THAT WHY YOU GUYS ARE CLAPPING--'

Babs quietly figured out why Tim was panicking pretty early because no one ghosts someone for having a good, fun, tbh flirty relationship for literally any other reason. She wondered vaguely if Jason was going to a) clock it and then b) do anything about it, and then equally quietly paused auto-uploads on Wayne Tower office footage so that she could make Tim review it instead. She simply Will Not be the one to log the data from Monday morning, thanks.

Damian did not and does not give a fuck. He briefly questions Todd's sanity. Then immediately discards that thought because it's Todd. He would like Grayson to quit yelling at that octave though, because his 'i'm secretly happy for you but also hurt that you didn't confide in me' shouting is very grating and makes Damian nervous.

Duke I'm on the fence about, but I lean towards 'i was sitting over on the bench' for him. He was so busy Staying In His Lane that he simply did not notice that this was happening. 'Uh, congrats, I guess?'

Bruce was keeping tabs on the situation. He does not plan to review the footage either. He has ten more gray hairs than he did yesterday, and is pondering how their relationship might affect their performance in the field, but trusts that Tim has likely thought through the ramifications and likely scenarios that should need to be compensated for. (Being involved with your teammate can be frightening and stressful; it could lead to strain between the two of you, and opens new vulnerabilities up for exploitation. But it can also be deeply, deeply rewarding. Hm.) (also shout-out to the one commenter who theorized that Bruce was the one on the other end of the phone call that Jason yanked the cord on. LMAO. ROFL, even.)

Alfred defuses the tension in the cave by reminding everyone to please finish their reports, and that there are refreshments in the dining room upstairs when they are finished, should anyone be joining the household for dinner tonight. He is very pointedly looking at Jason and Tim when he says this, because they Will be joining the household for dinner tonight, because it is the duty and privilege of a grandfather to tease his grandson (Jason) for having a boyfriend (Tim). Idk if Alfred called it in quite the same way as Cass, but he knew there was something interpersonal they needed to work out, and also that Tim has had a crush on Robin for his Entire Life, so he's not exactly surprised.

...aaaand sorry if I skipped anyone, but that's my list lol

[pengwenpen]

Oh gosh. I was just stricken again by terrible side effects of consuming fanfics .... Several plot bunnies have taken residence in my head and I can't stop thinking about it, help!And woe me, it actually seems to be an urge not meany other people have faced...

Percy Weasley being targeted by Fenrir Greyback after being discovered to have forged several identities for muggleborns.

I haven't had an epiphany on how all else would play out, but imagine the drama! The bonding with Bill, connecting with Remus while he goes through his angst with Tonks and their child, omg and later giving hope to Lavender....

Also like I already have a flash back in mind where Percy sits in divination with Ollie and somehow it comes up that Percy becomes a werewolf, maybe a bit less on the nose??!? Omg Because in this house we stan Percy Weasley with an indulgence in Divinations!!

Of course it's Perciver, just let me hash out the details. I'm so rotten for them (maybe Oliver went off the Isles for his early quidditch career and he and Percy git a bit estranged and never got their shit together during Hogwarts? Just unfullfiled pining??Maybe Oliver has family somewhere and hasn't then returned because of all the bad rumorurs and Quidditch basically shit down in England??)

I'm way too hyped for this... I should rest in bed because my cold and not be in this manic state o.O

[iamthat-iam]

HELLO! I REALIZED SOMETHING THAT I WANT TO SHARE OMMMMLLL

SO I was thinking about "doing" and I was like, WAIT! If I'm consciousness, I don't have to "DO" anything! Cuz I kept thinking, "ok so I'm awareness, I have to become awareness" but THEN I said to myself "bestie that makes NO SENSE 💀 why would you have to DO something when you're literally awareness? Everything is inside you!!! You're already aware of everything! Just trust yourself!" And it makes sense! As awareness, everything is within me because I am the awareness! I really internalized this and I sat for like 10-15 minutes just observing and I felt AT PEACE 😭, that's when I realized that I didn't need to try in the first place! "Trying" and "doing" are honestly just an illusion and they go against the nature of consciousness - even in the human form, we don't HAVE to try or do! I literally just let thoughts pass by and just stayed true to myself, imagining whatever I wanted!

I just wanted to share bc I was so excited and I hope this can help others!!! <3

OMG YES!! You got that spot on, anon!! You are absolutely right, you don't need to "become" something you already are, which is awareness! And everything is indeed inside of you, that's why doing methods is unnecessary unless you're doing it for fun and just reminding yourself you have what you want already! I'm so excited that you had that epiphany!

It really is that simple, guys! Trust and know everything is already inside you, and everything will just fall into place.

[buckybarnesss]

#but the iconic tattoo billion second stare says a lot for derek

omg yes, the way he tracks stiles across the entire room. that + the scene where stiles almost cuts off derek's arm continue to haunt me in the best way

i opened my sterek tag for this as so many things about derek and stiles haunt me especially in the unspoken and the cracks in the narrative:

heather's top i'm in your walls jeff davis sterek things:

the abomination stare. why does derek stare at stiles like he's having the biggest epiphany of his goddamn life?

the implication that stiles was helping derek look for erica and boyd between season 2 and 3a and that he was aware of the alpha pack when scott wasn't.

the whole paige/stiles/jennifer venn diagram.

that jennifer blake totally modeled stiles to get close to derek

sitles staring at the initials d.h with a significant amount of fondness

the fact that stiles showed up unprompted at derek's loft to check on him after what happened with boyd and neither cora nor peter found it weird. in fact, peter's decides it's Lore time (terms and conditions apply) about derek's past specifically to stiles. and stiles gets teary eyed and upset about it. visionary was a fever dream.

when derek leaves at the end of s4 e v e r y o n e looks at stiles.

not a single scene together in 3b and yet derek spends like the entire season looking for stiles and worried about stiles while on the flipside the nogitsune specifically chose derek's loft as a confrontation site to be protected.

he was the king on that stupid chess board and for what?

they had to drive across the country together after stiles rescued derek from the fbi.

[sga-owns-my-soul]

🔦favourite sga moment involving mcshep or weir x sheppard

okay well. if there's one thing anyone knows about me it's that i'll ship anything and i'm also mcshep trash so 😅 it's going to be too hard to narrow this down to one moment so you're getting my favourite moments

for shepweir, my absolute favourite moment in the show is in the storm/the eye when kolya says elizabeth is dead and john immediately goes from soldier mindset to genocidal rage and literally does not stop moving and killing until he's told elizabeth is still alive 🥰🥰 we love to see it, i WISH a man loved me enough to commit genocide for me omg actual goals 😍 (although the moment in the tower is also really cute at the end when elizabeth's like they didn't offer you king? and johns like i turned that down too and the little SMIRK SHE GIVES HIM OH MY GOD THEYRE ADORABLE FUCK also in epiphany when she's like ooh i like the beard and he's like it's the first to go when i get home ahhhh it's just. idk it's so domestic and so adorable ugh they're too cute)

also for mcshep, every mcshep moment is a good mcshep moment (and i can make pretty much anything mcshep if i try hard enough) but my favourites come down to:

at the end of hide and seek, when rodney is laying on the floor of the gate room and john rushes down and is the first one at his side but his hands are just fluttering around because he doesn't think he's allowed to touch (or maybe he's too scared to, scared of what he'll show if he gets to touch rodney) it's just sooooooooooo and then john saying he passed out bc he's SO PROUD OF RODNEY FOR BEING SO BRAVE FUCK

also in the defiant one, where rodney is clearly shitting a brick, having seen one of his scientist's dead and one dying, and wanting to go join the fight because he's so scared of john being out there alone and something happening to him. rodney is SO brave and it makes me want to scream and cry and chew on the wall when i think about how many huge changes rodney makes simply just because someone gave him a chance and cared about him

also the whole of millers crossing obviously, the fact that john went back to earth with him and being as worried about jeannie, to john talking a man into killing himself, i mean even rodney asking john for permission (even tho he ends up trying to do it anyways, because that's what john would do- sacrifice himself anyways, and rodney's learned from john) just. the entire episode makes me feral

and last but certainly not least, the shrine. my absolute favourite episode of anything ever, what is, in my opinion, the best piece of media ever created in all of human history. the way rodney loses everything but clings to john so desperately, the way john is the one jeannie turns to for comfort, the way john is breaking in every fucking scene, BEER ON THE PIER, god just literally everything about that episode is so insane to me (and david hewlett went so fucking hard that man deserves every damn award omfg) also kind of unrelated but it's my personal headcanon that rodney was saying i love you to john and not jennifer in that video, rodney was just aware enough to know he couldn't say johns name, but that message was for him 100%

[sevi007]

Tales of the Abyss playthrough, the partest of the 26th or something

Look I gotta make this a little engaging somehow when I push everything under the cut

What a way to wake up! Well I guess Luke was not really asleep per se, he was piggy-backing in Asch's body, so like. He is still right there in the adrenaline-rush

*whisper* Omg give me a HD anime version of this to put as a wallpaper this is pretty

Argh. I know Luke is as pushy as always, but she got a point, I was in there right along with him about to go "hurry hurry!" - but I guess we need a plan first XD

Where's the next elevator to the Outer Lands for example?

Mep. Let me hug the boy please. Guy is coming for you Luke! And - now that I think about it, Tear stayed here!

(She still got a point, sadly. He does not really think on his own. Can't blame him, but it's true.)

Oh wait luke is having an epiphany I will shut up

THE WAY I GASPED - okay deep breath, deep breath. Did you know, I didn't have any idea why there were pictures of long-haired AND short-haired Luke on the internet? Even in the opening? I assumed he would get a makeover, maybe to separate himself from Asch yea, but didn't know when or why.

This is SUCH a great reason!

Wait let me - I'm gonna nerd out here for a bit, and I don't know how right I am with this, but I think in more modern Japanese culture, hair cutting is a symbol of turning over a new leaf, leaving the past being or something like that. And even if I remember that wrong, it still shows that Luke wants to step out of the shadow of what he was meant to be a - a mere replica of Luke / Asch fon fabre - and his own person. Such a great way to show that!

As for the conversation. It might seem like Tear is being harsh here, and I did say "OUCH" a few times over the dialogue because it just - is a big ouchy - but she is doing the right thing here. She is facing Luke in a way he has to get used to a bit, because people won't instantly trust him anymore, they will question him, he has to stand firm and resolute and use his head from now on! She is pointing out very important things he sooner or later will have to work through and work with, and it is a good thing she is there to teach him this. Also, she does recognize that he is trying and taking important steps - look at the face she makes after the haircut - and she does not want him to suffer, that's why she is rather cold when she points out that he talks about dying too easily, because she does not want him to!

HAH my boy is growing so quickly now. I'm a proud mom now.

Also we really need to clean that hair length up, it looks a bit silly right now XD

Gonna cut this short before tumblr can go harping on me about the maximal number of pictures per post -

@magicmetslogic

@ahsokaisawesome

[bobalegsanji]

epiphany for the wip post! -fruityumbrella

I completely forgot about this WIP and it's been sitting in my drawer for ages omg... I'm going to have to change a lot (including grammar checking because jesus christ) but I might need to get back to his because I really like the concept:)

Sanji had always been blind in one eye.

It wasn’t very noticeable, you had to look closely to be able to figure it out. The thing is, his hairstyle made it basically impossible. 

He prefers the way he looks with one eye covered. The long, blonde hair reminds him of his mother. He would never be able to grow it out like her, Zeff would’ve made fun of him and Patty would’ve never let him live it down, but he didn’t have to. By covering one eye the hair frames his face, making him look as much as his mother without being too feminine. He’d rather look semi-feminine than have his biggest insecurity on display for everyone to see. 

Zeff knew the reason for his concealment, he understood the shame a weakness like that brings. 

It never hindered Sanji’s ability to do anything. He was a great cook, a great fighter, a great protector of Nami and Robin. 

But it was still a weakness. Something he’d rather not talk about, ever.

Sanji had to learn the hard way you don’t always get what you wish for.

[thecameronchronicles]

Baby Daddy: Three

TW: FemxFem, smut. Language. 

SUMMARY: After a failed attempt to make Rafe understand you aren't at his beckoning call, you decide to make it clear. 

WORD COUNT: 1900

ORIGINAL CONCEPT

Anonymous asked:

Omg- would you consider writing one more installment of baby daddy before you leave is :’)

Baby Daddy: Three

He left you three nights ago. Edged. Pulsating. And unable to get off without his hands or his voice. Neither of which he was offering you. To make matters worse, he offered to take your son to school before fingering you in the parking lot and making you say you were his before leaving you again. His cum stained your hand your entire ride home with only a reminder of how much control he had. Once washing him off, you came up with a plan. 

It took twenty minutes to get ready and only half as long to get to his office. But where you were expecting his sheepish assistant, who you caught staring at your breasts one too many times, you found a new girl. All plans seemed to be out the window until you noticed the way she looked at your chest as well. 

The epiphany came and you leaned on the desk, learning her name. 

Scarlet. 

"How long did you say he would be?" You asked as she led you to his office as you noticed her eyes on your legs. Growing more nervous every second with you. Her nipples perky and tempting beneath her blouse. 

"He usually takes about an hour for lunch...it's only been about ten minutes." 

"Can I ask you something, Scarlet?"

"Of course!" She blushed with how quickly she answered. 

"Are you fucking him?" 

"What?! N-no-"

"It's okay if you are. I mean, I get it. He's suave and has a tongue that..." You arched your back and ran your fingers up your thighs at the idea. 

"Makes a girl sorry she dumped him..."

"I haven't. I swear..."

"No?" She was honest. But turned on. "Do you want to?" 

She bit her bottom lip. Her eyes cast to the side as you stood and began walking towards her. 

"I don't blame you, Scarlet. He's sexy. Successful. Single..."

"He's in love with you..."

"Makes one of us..." You lied. You loved Rafe in your own twisted way. One of those being the seduction of his assistant all to make him understand. 

"You ever think about him outside of work?" You asked, running your hands over her naked arms as she swallowed hard. 

"You can tell me...it's just girl talk..."

"I think about..."

"Yes?"

"Him coming to my desk and eating me out..." I grinned, "While you watch..." 

"Oh?" She nodded as you brushed over her nipples. 

"So you want to come for me then?" 

"Oh my God..." You twisted her nipples as she gasped. 

"It's okay...you're a beautiful girl, Scarlet. But are you a good girl?" She nodded. 

"So if I touch your little pussy, you'll be wet for me?"

"You don't even have to, I'm dripping right through..." She lifted her skirt to show you. 

"So you are...poor thing...let me help..." You were slow to start. A palm against her clit as you walked her to the edge of Rafe's desk. Her hands shuffled papers as she rode hard against your hand as she created her orgasm. 

"Be good for me, scarlet. Come for me..." 

"I'm not quiet..."

"Even better." She erupted with whimpers of ecstatic chaos before holding your hand to her. 

"Oh my God!" Horror filled her face. "Oh my God...oh my-" You were suddenly between her legs as those worries turned back into ecstasy. 

"How about you give me one more and we see how good of a girl you are on your knees for me?" 

RAFE'S POV

Why wasn't she home? She was always home midday! Was she on a date after I wouldn't let her come the last three times? I palmed myself behind the red light at the thought. Having to hire an assistant who wouldn’t be interested in me just to keep from fucking her between romps with my ex. My hand, however, was not so lucky. 

Shit. 

One pump. 

Two pump. 

Fuck. The thought of her face when she was close. The sound of her-

Three. Four. Five. Six. Seven.

HONK! 

I pressed hard on the gas, teasing my phone to my ear where she ignored my call. She better be half naked in my office or my cock was gonna be stopped raw with how hard I was gonna make myself come in honor of her edgings. 

I stormed through the office. Using the elevator before watching a few curious employees angling themselves towards my office. My assistant was fired when I saw her again for letting anyone in my office without permission. 

"Fuck!" The exclamation made my blood boil. 

That bitch!

I expected Topper. Maybe even the Maybank kid I hired as custodial crew as his wandering eyes always caught my girl. But not this...

"Just like that!" She ordered Scarlet as I stood in wait to my ex girlfriend being eaten out by my assistant. The sight made me so fucking hard that I nearly came three times before I acted. 

"Get back to work!" I howled, slamming the door before she turned to face me. 

"Mister Cameron!" Scarlett gasped before she was buried back between my girl's legs. 

"What do you think you're doing?"

"Coming all over your fucking desk...what is this? Three times? Might be four...she's soooo..." Her back arched as I saw the evidence. Cum stained contracts and I groaned at knowing what I missed. 

"You like her between your legs?"

"I think the fact I've already come that many times should be...Fuck! Yes! Like that!" I took Scarlet's hair, wrapping my fingers tightly to guide her against my girl. 

"Rafe-"

"I make you come. No matter how hard this makes me...and I'm fucking stone..." I paused, considering using both of them for me. Both bent over my desk. Both available. Kissing each other. Fingering each other as I took turns on their-

"Fuck..."

"Hurts doesn't it?" I scoffed realizing what this was. 

"You playing with me, baby?"

"She is...and she's even better than you..." I forced Scarlet harder into her snatch as she cried out in ecstasy. 

"Yeah? That better?" 

"So much!" I noticed how scarlet was using her own hand and I captured it and sucked in the fingers. 

"Pity. Because nobody is as sweet as you..." Scarlet ignored the insult. 

"Leave..."

"Don't you dare...oy God!" She moaned as Scarlet fingered herself faster. 

"Get the fuck..."

"Rafe! Please! She's so good...."

"Yeah?" Before you could come, he took the back of Scarlet's neck and forced her to take his dick. Fucking her face, yours pulled open in awe. The way her eyes watered made you understand the beauty he commented on watching you do the same. 

"Shit, you weren't kidding! I think I could come..." Suddenly you were jealous of the way Scarlett smiled. The game was no longer fun as it was a challenge. Climbing off the desk, you took his cock from between her breaths and took over. His eyes rolled as he pulled your hair, the second you found a rhythm, he deprived you of him. 

"No baby...she might be even better...fuck! She doesn't fight me...and she doesn’t even gag." Your eyes narrowed as you pushed her away completely and sucked him down. 

"Fuck baby! That's it. You want my attention? She was willing to cry for my cock ..what would you do?" You tasted his release when slowing to take him completely. 

"Look at me when you choke on it." He scoffed. "Thank you, Scarlett, you're dismissed." She nodded. "Oh...and you're fired." 

"But-"

"Leave!" He hissed to the depth you took him. Hollowed cheeks and eyes rolling to the moans made of your name. 

"Do you see what I do for you? Now I have no assistant...I'm gonna be behind now because you're such a little whore for me..." He yanked you to the desk, bending you and thrusting only once as he buried himself to the hilt. The pain was excruciatingly erotic and made you tremble as his hand wrapped to your front. Your clit begging as you nodded. 

"I should make you spend all day on your fucking knees while I have to work...Shit, I still might...but I need to fuck this pussy and get my load inside you-" He began, rough and direct. Stretching you as you could scream. 

"They already know what you're doing...don't hold back-" He growled as you moaned without care. 

"If they could only see you right now..." He paused. "Matter of fact..." He pulled you to his door. The plague glass would be enough to make out your silhouette as he pushed you against it. Fucking you and fingering your clit as you could both here mutterings on its rivaling side. 

"Bet you're making them so fucking hard right now....give them a reason to be...right now!" You were taken hard against the glass. 

"That's it.. let them hear you..." He slapped your ass. Hard. Hard enough to send you completely against the glass and stiffen. Again. Three times. 

"Yes!" You cried out as he pulled your hair. 

"I'm fucking coming...oh God...take every fucking drop in that tight little cunt ...come on...take it! Yeah yeah yeah...." He pulled out immediately, lifting you back to the desk and fingering you hard enough to make the squelch audible through the door. He covered your mouth. 

"Listen..." The sound of his fingers was the only thing he allowed. "Fuck, I'm already throbbing again..." 

"Rafe!" You muttered into his hand. 

"Squirt or I'm taking that ass..." He began to press to the tight hole and your eyes rolled. 

"Ooh...you want me to?" You bit your bottom lip. 

"Oh fuck...come right now...right now and you'll get me there..." You tremors between sobs but he pulled you upwards, fucking his fingers harder as you squirted against him. 

"Keep fucking coming...oh yeah..."

"I can't!"

"You will!"

"Oh God!"

"I'm your fucking God, you call my name...you soaked my cock...you have my fingers making you come. You say my fucking name...come on..."

"Ra-"

"Is it too good baby? Am I too deep? Feels so fucking good don't ir?"

"Oh God...I'm gonna..."

"Yeah?"

"Fuuuuck...oh baby..."

"Do it " 

"Ahhhhhhh! Rafe! I'm coming!" 

"Yes the fuck you are...oh shit....look at that...oh damn..." His forehead rested against yours. 

"Oh my God..."

"Did that go how you thought? Is that what you wanted to have happen?" You glared. "Because next time you feel anyone between your legs, you'll find their last breath to be making you come. Because it was hot enough to watch. But nobody else gets to see you come." 

"Rafe..."

He dragged you by your hair until you were on your knees beside his desk. "Now you're gonna blow me all afternoon, making me come until I fucking say. Gotta lot of work to do without an assistant."

"Did you make her do this?"

"Would you be jealous?" You wanted to fight it, but you couldn't do it, you only nodded. 

"No baby. I've only come inside you...and I plan to all night. So shit the duck up and swallow me. And don’t think I’m paying you a fucking dime.”

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Happy 10th anniversary fnaf wahhh <333333 I can't believe I've been drawing for this accursed franchise for a decade goddamn!!!

I'm gonna be all sappy but ohhhh this franchise is my blood and soul and I love and breathe cuz off it <333333

To start this national holiday for me atleast I wanted to show off my plethora of old fnaf art I made over the years so be warned!!!! Not in order which is something I regret for not putting dates on my stuff.

Very long and I mean it :

Starting off fnaf x mlp 😭😭😭 I loved mlp and then I saw so much of those fnaf mlp speed paints and had an epiphany and made my own because I hated how everyone made them bald </3

Now for the apple of my eye back in the day.... Foxy!!!! I loved him so much it made me violent. My self insert was this brown cat with blue eyes and yellow and blue hair. She was also half bat and had bat wings!!!! She and Foxy were my everything and I drew them so much that Foxy was the fnaf character I had the most art off (then came vanny...) Since I was a Foxy fangirl I got jealous seeing ppl shipping him with Mangle because I loved Fnaf 1 Foxy so much but ppl kept shipping him with Mangle and not Fnaf 2 Withered Foxy so I ended up hating them 💀 I am not uploading the full comic to this over my dead body, reading it made my skeleton run away. I was so mean to Mangle bro they did not deserve any of that!!!

Whats worse is Foxy wasn't the only person that had feelings for Blueberry. Incoming Springtrap 😭😭😭😭 As a kid I hated him so much and then my irl showed me cute fanart for him one day because she had a crush on him and I was instantly hooked. He ended up becoming the character i fixated on till this day like me and her have been through a lot literally in everything (Springtrap made me question my gender lmao)

What I mean is like she's bigender like me teehee!!! I was obsessed with giving all the fnaf characters hair and god :[ need me a big bald headed rabbit... he's so ugly here I can't 😭😭 Goofy ass Alastor ass smile fake ass wig

I think this one is more recent when I first started highschool. but like Springtrap the gender breaker fr fr!!!! Why is bro goopy well you see I didn't like William Afton because I loved the Bunny way more and so what happened was William somehow got ejected from Springtrap leaving the suit hollow unable to move. Yet it did and Springtrap was born using the blood William left behind she was goopy and always bleeding and limping and he hated being alive and was emo 😭 What gucci bro is butt booty naked!!!!!

IM SORRY MANGLE I LOVE YOU!!! YOU DONT DESERVE ALL THE HATE I GAVE!!! I'm pretty sure the one where their holding Blueberry is traced off a speed paint because that does not look like something I'd draw!!!!! I don't blame her for cutting up Blueberry they deserved to after the shit i put em through 😭😭😭😭

More Foxberry art. OMG they had so much art it was insane!!!! if it weren't for the fact I had to move a bit in one part of my life we'd have seen more off my art of the other fnaf characters but we keep moving foward!!!! I know for a fact one of these is traced!!!! They had so much comics together but I'm not going to torture anyone with reading that slop 😭😭😭 they got married and had 2 kids </333333

I can't take this blue eyed freak seriously!!! I hate and love her so much it's unreal </3 She had her own gang off ocs that was a rival company to Fazbears!!! But the main star off her rival company was actually secretly the love child and was the younger brother of Freddy Fazbear!!!!

And after a furry cat serial killer killed the children and stuffed them in the suits he burned the place down after 5 years?! Making the animatronics run to safety to Fazbears...

Blueberry is just your average Y/N protagonist so dainty and UwU smol bean can do no wrong!!!! She has a sister who was my friends self insert that was just there to be my sister... I still have all their refsheets and my god the others ocs designs feel like I pressed randomised on a gacha game!!!!! Not to mention how I just stole fnaf characters and turned them into cats!?!? One of them was named Spacey The Cat for crying out loud!!!! And I even had an oc named Miss Smile The Cat who I know was just an artist I got inspired by and made an oc off of 💀

What even is that thing freaking maple syrup looking ghost ass this isn't even the worse oc 😭😭😭 say hello to Eely and Steve who I made based off of Mangle because I thought I could make a better Mangle (You can't fix peak) I hate this thing and it shouldn't exist 😭😭😭 Why tf would a candy parlor shop have a fucking eel?!?!?! What even how what?!?!?

OK, so plot for this Foxy x Blueberry story is a real doozy!!! I remembered getting hate by youtubers bigger than me as a kid for self shipping with Foxy because erm actually he's a dead child!!!! Which doesn't make sense because the friends of said youtubers self shipped with Foxy too, and they were older than me (I was 12). Like back then I was just attracted to this red fox pirate I didnt need to get dogpilled by sans fangirls and adults omg cringe culture was so rampant back then!!!! I vowed on that day to never hate on anyone for self shipping no matter what!!!!

Blueberry was also just changed due to this. I hated how I got hate and how people were making smear campaigns with ny ocs by older people!!! So in her story with Foxy at the end of it she dies. Like point blank she dies straight up with her and Foxys kids 😭😭😭😭 And he has to live with the guilt and memories of their love and what he lost. Like what?!?!!?

But to summarise all her comics. Blueberry and friends get killed similarly to how Foxy and his friends did. Get stuffed in suits at this candy palace and forced to play pretend as these animatronics. Until the furry cat killer came back set the place on fire and they fled to Fazbears. Where it was apparently just a huge establishment with all the fnaf animatronics from fnaf 1 to 4. Mangle has crush on Foxy but he doesn't reciprocate because he's sigma alpha and then these new guys show up and Foxy goes awoooga to the new girl!!!!

Like they were literally the bad boy x good girl trope 😭😭😭 But Foxy was just bad at everything and she was just way to nice and refused to kill people!!! Mangle hated Blueberry for getting Foxys attention and hurted her really really badly and ran away. They didn't know why they did that and Springtrap (scroll up) freaking put Mangle in a coma. Cuz in this story he had the ability to freaking control people with souls and used an evil spirit soul to make Mangle hurt Blueberry.

Anyways Springtrap did that souk thing to make Mangle get with Foxy so she can get with Blueberry but it backfired because off bloodlust. Yeah idk literally that's just the explanation bloodlust. So yeah Foxy and Blueberry dated and were silly and Springtrap and or Mangle would capture her and torture either her or Foxy and yeah.

They ended up finally stopping Springtrap by crushing him in a trash compactor and Mangle fell in love with Eely instead 💀 Then Foxy and Blueberry settled down and had kids. Yet it didn't end there as Springtrap ALWAYS COMES BACK (this was pre ffps and was based on the fnaf sl theory that springtrap showed up cuz he was in Circus Baby's nose relfection) And he had enough of losing to Foxy...

If I can't have her then no one can and killed her and her kids with a freaking evil spirit that set their souls free leaving them empty husks unmoving. And they stayed deactivated until the company threw them away for collecting dust and left them in the storage room to rot 4ever. Like wtf 😭😭😭

Ok enough yapping!!! Later on I changed my ways and I love Mangle now so much and Glithctrap showed up. I ended up getting fixated on them too!!! Sorry for TwinkTrap... but he always has that middle stitch in the centre of its head because well the first ever fanart I drew of em had it and I'm a huge sap... I was in a very specific fnaf circle who furryfied the animatronics and you can tell very much!!!!

I have more off these designs but they're soo catered to me and are practically just ocs at this point so idk yet if I'm brave enough to show em!!! The 180 on my Glitchtrap though my god!!!!! That twinktrap design is so silly to me but I'm keeping it as like Glitchtrap’s cool persona that they use to seem more friendly because Idk I like the swirlies in its design <333

Also shout out to Mangle with 3 tails and floppy ears!!!!! My lil bro loves them so so much he gave me the idea love that guy idk how he can stand me yapping abt the franchise. Atleast I know I made it because his friends come to me to ask abt the lore :]

I need to make a part 2 off this post because phew it's getting pretty long and I maxed out the image limit Oops!!!!

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Omg BUT. HAVE YOU SEEN HOW SOFT SCARA LOOKED WHEN NAHIDA SHOWED CARE FOR HIM? LIKE A FEW SECONDS BEFORE THE "tsk"??? I HAVE A SCREENSHOT OF IT ON MY PC BUT I'M TOO LAZY TO GET ON BUT HE LOOK SO SOFT AND GENUINELY TOUCHED AND IT MADE ME SO HAPPY FOR HIM

sorry for the caps lock but this man just makes me want to scream because he's so adorable no matter what he does and what atrocities he commits

his relationship with nahida is very special to me. i consider nahida a foil for scara (and vice versa), two examples of higher beings that suffered mistreatment at the hands of humanity yet ended up so different. i find his one line during their fight very telling...

out of all the insults he could've directed at nahida, he picked the one that would, imo, hurt him the most to hear. he inadvertently reveals a lot about himself with his words and actions. since nahida is the god of wisdom, it makes sense she'd absorb this knowledge and make good use of it. she is guiding him well. scara will probably never admit it, but he's gotta have a modicum of respect for her.

all this gave me an epiphany: if scara likes you, you can surprisingly get away with a lot.

he'll grumble, glower, and have no shortage of insults, but if you tease him, he won't seriously try to stop it. he lets it happen. if this is what he has to endure to maintain your attention, then so be it. he's persevered through worse. he'll just have to find some poor, unfortunate soul to release his pent-up frustration on...