#omg… or oms… what have I done

[ineffableaddiction]

Angels vs Demons

Aziraphale

-Goes to discreet gentleman’s club, learns to dance

-Owns a gun (and has a permit)

-Leans about new and promising restaurants in places he visits

-Understands more about romantic human emotions and affections (probably due to books)

-Learns magic and French “the hard way”

-Socializes with humans on a somewhat regular basis

- Owns and runs a bookshop

Crowley

-Has a human vehicle (Bentley)

-Drinks excessively on a semi-regular basis

-Has favorite TV shows (comedies, one with excessive alcohol consumption)

-Owns mobile phone

-Likes houseplants

-Likes humans, but doesn’t know what to do with them (see: conversation with Nina about rain and canopies)

-Likes to wait in the bookshop

-almost perpetually unemployed

It amuses me that Crowley’s dear angel is more worldly than his introverted self is.

Oh, and labels suck. See above for proof.

[spinosauridae]

The moment i hear a cat crying it's instant I NEED TO FIND IT

Forget hearing a loved one's voice in the woods, this would be how i die

[he-calls-me-kitten]

Sugar, Spice and a Tempting Vice

VA! MC x OM! Characters

"Hey Levi, any new game recommendations for me? I just finished the last lot of books Satan suggested." You asked, plopping down your head on his shoulder to look at his screen.

"M-MC! You have to warn me before you do such things!" He muttered, his ears turning red as he scrolled some webpages pages for you. "But okay yeah these are the new games that are out recently... see anything you like?"

"Oh my God! It's out it's out!" You pointed excitedly at the screen. "Pretty Little Things is out! Finally!! I was dying to tell you all about it!"

Levi visibly stiffened up. "You-you were waiting for this particular game to come out? Are you sure it's not another game with a similar sounding name?"

"Nah uh this is the exact same one. Look up the list of voice actors in this game!"

"WHAT?! MC WHY IS YOUR NAME IN HERE?????"

"Yes! This was the new part-time job I couldn't tell you about since it was still in production! Im so glad you can just play it now!"

"...it's uh ready for download on all platforms already...so which character did voice?"

"Oh spoiler alert, my character is the only one that doesn't have a name, you have assign me one, the same way you name yourself. They even designed the characters to resemble all the VA's and add in some of their personalities, isn't that sweet?"

"Hahaha y-yeah definitely sweet! I'll be sure to check it out soon!"

"Great! Lemme know what you think of the game okay?!" You squeezed him in a small hug before you left.

Later in the Demon Brothers only group chat:

Levi: Code Red! Code Red! ASHSKSHSKSKSJJSKKS

Mammon: WHAT WHAT THAT MEANS AN MC RELATED EMERGENCY RIGHT??

Asmo: OMG are they OKAY?? Should I go check up on them in their room!?!

Satan: I'm already on my way.

Mammon: NOT BEFORE ME YOU'RE NOT!

Belphie: Is MC hurt in anyway?

Beel: Did they pass out from hunger?! I can bring them emergency snacks right away

Lucifer: Can you lot not lose your minds everytime MC is mentioned? Pathetic. Levi, calm down and tell us what's wrong.

Beel: But Lucifer I just saw you hurrying up the stairs to MC's room too...

Satan: Typical Lucifer. By the way, MC is perfectly fine, happy even. Levi what are you on about?

Mammon: Yeah MC can't stop smiling! It's a good thing that happened, you idiot! Why would you scare us like that?

Asmo: Omg apparently MC voice acted in a new game! Levi I need you to download it for me ASAP please!

Beel: Me too, please.

Belphie: Me three.

Lucifer: I've already done it, you all can do it yourselves if you could do your own work for once.

Satan: Oh shut up, MC just did it for you right now as they did it for me.

Levi: It's a Dating Simulator. With multiple H-rated DLC endings. And MC is one of the dateables.

...

Levi: Hello?!! Did you guys not see my message?!

Levi: Seriously no reaction?! You guys aren't freaked out by this?!?

Beel: I just heard several doors opening and closing at once.

Asmo: Oh come Levi, I think you already know what our reaction is Levi ♥️ How can we possibly hold in our excitement after such a news!?

Levi: Are you all downloading the game together?!!! Y'all are hogging the bandwidth too much, my download speed has gone way down!!

Simeon: Hey

Simeon: I heard some demons in a cafe, raving about a game where MC plays one of the main characters?

Solomon: Indeed MC just sent us all a link right now.

Simeon: Oh is that so? I'll get Luke to help me download it after he's done with his.

Levi: Luke is playing it too?! I don't think it's appropriate given it's certain hidden endings!!

Barbatos: MC already made sure of it. He only has access to the sibling and friendship routes. It's a special version they added for all ages.

Diavolo: It already has downloads in the ten thousands. I'm really glad to see how MC is beloved by Devildom.

Levi: Are NONE of you affected by the fact that there are erotic routes with MC's VOICE?!!

Solomon: Oh I personally cannot wait hear my adorable apprentice's performance.

Barbatos: Ahem. I'd rather not comment on it.

Simeon: Same.

Diavolo: Same.

Levi: Sigh. We really are just a helpless lot at the mercy of MC.

To be continued...

[the-marigold-reception]

OMG OMG YOUR MORDECAI POST IS SO CUTE AAAAA

anyway back to what i wanted, i was wondering can you do a oneshot of mordecai being drunk and reader having to take care of them? I would love to see how it goes :DDD

ALSO LOVE YOUR BLOG FOLLOWING RN

Listen he gets drunk very fast but not often

It’s like a once every 6 months kind of deal

And when it happens he gets very drunk

He’ll be sat at the bar, getting more and more talkative to absolutely anyone who will listen

And then he’ll spot you walking through the maribel hotel doors and the most love struck mist will cloud his eyes

He would push himself off his seat and stumble over to you- before draping himself over you and bringing you into a swaying embrace

“Mordecai? Are- are you drunk??”

He’d just nod, before burying his face in the crook of your neck

And he’ll just hang off you until you decide to head home- sort of like a shadow but in a loving sense rather than his usual ‘i will murder you’ way

He is 10x more protective of you when he’s drunk so I would 100% take away any weaponry he may have

He’s hissing at everyone who try’s to question what he’s doing and even swipes his claws at a guy who bumped into him

“When is my brain ‘oming back?”

It’s best if you take yourself (and him by default- he still hasn’t let go) home pretty quickly

(Before the savoy siblings bring out a camera)

Will happily walk home side by side with you- not saying much just gazing at you with soft droopy love filled eyes

His pupils expand slightly

When you’re home he insists he can get into his pjs on his own but comes to you with the buttons done up in the wrong way

You both brush your teeth together and head to bed

Depending on how drunk he is, by now he’ll have sobered up slightly and will insist on sleeping in the guest bedroom in case he throws up

Or he’ll still be super drunk and insists on spooning you from behind, purring

Yes you heard me- purring!!

He only does it when he’s drunk and around you

Man’s when you’re both settled and you’re drifting off to sleep

In the quietness of your bedroom you hear him mutter very, very quietly

“…Ani ohev otah…” (אני אוהב אותך.)

You smile to yourself before whispering back

“I love you too”

[koolades-world]

Hi! I'm the same anon who commented about The moment the om cast realized they fell in love with you (part three)! Can I be called eclipse anon? Since you don't mind if I request now, then I'll do it! Please take your time & remember to rest though especially since school has started! I want to request a continuation but I want to check with you first! I really love your Demon brothers comforting their s/o after a particularly hard day at work post so could I request the same for Diavolo, Barbatos, Simeon, and Solomon? Only if you don't mind of course!

OMG HII so sorry for the lateness so so sorry

of course I can do this :) working on the other thing you asked for rn too. my style has changed since I made the first one so it'll be written a little differently so hope you don't mind! I thought about trying to write the way I used to but I just decided to embrace the change to let show that I've grown!

also it's nice to have something to call you now!!

Demon brothers comforting their s/o after a particularly hard day at work (part two)

Diavolo

omg he would be the best to go to after a bad day! lots of hugs and anything you want

he thinks it might make you feel better if he gathered all of your favorite things in one place so after sending you off to get changed, he prepares

be ready for every favorite you've ever had in your living room

he'll also talk your ear off and do whatever it takes to see you smile

"Bad day, sweetheart?" Were the first words out of Diavolo's mouth as soon as you walked into the kitchen, where he was sat enjoying a cup of coffee.

"How'd you know?" You weakly smile at him.

"I've been preparing for this moment! Go take a shower, then come to the living room." He took your bag and hat from you, and gave you a quick hug.

"Alright. Thanks, Dia." You let him squeeze you to his chest and deposit you in front of the bathroom. He opens a nearby closet and removes a cute looking gift basket to hand to you.

"This is for you! I hope you like it." You gave him another hug and retreated into the bathroom with the basket. After closing the door and hearing him walked away, you decided to open the basket. Inside is an assortment of cute items and notes from Diavolo. This included a robe, an assortment of bath products, and some cute, sealed snacks. The note on the biggest piece of paper just told you to enjoy everything in the basket. The smaller ones were all notes of affirmations and him telling you how much he loved you. You smiled and decided to start your night routine.

Meanwhile, in the living room, Diavolo was transforming the space into a place he knew was going to turn your day around. He ordered all of your favorite foods and brewed your favorite hot drink. He gathered all of your favorite items, including your cutest stuffed animals and sat them together on the couch. The food arrived quicker than he expected, so he set it all on your coffee table and got plates and utensils. He sat down in the center of it all and quietly waited, excited to see your reaction.

When you left the bathroom, you were speechless. "Dia!" You exclaimed. He got up from where he was sitting and hugged you.

"I couldn't think of anything that would make you happier." You threw your arms around him and hugged him back as tightly as you could.

"I love it. You are the best! Thank you so much." You feel him sigh contently.

"I hate to see you upset, so if it means I have to do this everyday, I would." He lead you to the center where he was previously sitting. "Now, help yourself. This is all for you." He motioned to the food. You grin and before trying to decided what to eat first, you give him a quick kiss on the cheek. He was the best.

Barbatos

super attentive and super caring

lets you vent to him and offers solutions to your problems if that's what you want

anything you want, consider it done

understands if you don't want to go tomorrow and will do everything in his power to get you a day off but also not have it count towards using your sick days

Barbatos was busy cleaning when you arrived home; that wasn't unusual for him, or you. You would usually find him at some point during your routine when you got home since he made it a point to save these locations for last so he could find an excuse to see you.

But today, it was different. Barbatos waited for you while cleaning the counters in the kitchen. You always went to the kitchen to get a snack after leaving your coat and bag by the door. He waited, but you didn't appear. As he was about to see what you were doing, he saw you shuffle by. Usually, you would at least greet him, but you didn't even pay him any attention.

He went after you, and placed a hand on your shoulder. You finally acknowledged him, looking tired. “What’s the matter?” He spun you around to face him.

“Oh, nothing. Just tired.” You tried to wave him off. He raised his eyebrow at you. You sigh and give in quickly. “Bad day.” You glance at him and then at the floor.

“You shouldn’t try to hide these things from me, love. I’m only here to help, you know.” He took his hand off your shoulder.

“Sorry.” You look back at him and was greeted with this gentle smile.

“No need to apologize. Do you want to talk about it?” He guided you back to the kitchen, sitting you down in a chair and began to prepare a cup of tea for you.

“Do you mind? I don’t what to sound like I’m complaining or anything.” You ask him.

“No. You know I would never say no to you, especially about something of this matter.” He smiled at you again and at a small nod from him, you tell him about it your day.

“I think that’s everything.” By the end, you were slumped over, head on the counter. He nodded.

“I understand. Thank you for telling me. You won’t have work tomorrow.” He got up and took your dish to the sink.

“I appreciate it Barb, but I have to go in tomorrow.” You watch him as he walks around the counter.

“No, you misunderstood me. There will be no work for you tomorrow.” He smiled at you with his eyes shut. It took you a moment but you realized he was being serious.

“You don’t have to…” You tried to protest but half your heart was already with him in that idea.

“But I do, love. Now, please ready yourself for dinner and we can plan our day tomorrow.” With a kiss in the forehead, he sent you to the bathroom to shower. You couldn’t help but giddily smile and wonder how you got so lucky with him.

Simeon

another very attentive one!

his massages are legendary so he offers you one

cooks your favorite food and insists on making you dessert too

ends the evening with cuddles

When you arrived home, he was working on a manuscript he’s been meaning to finish. He was very focused, so at first, he didn’t catch anything wrong. He greeted you as you entered the room and continued to write.

You didn’t take it personally, and went to the kitchen to begin dinner preparations. You had planned this out in advance, making your job much easier. After placing down all your work things, and washing your hands, you began to gather the ingredients, distracted by your shitty day. As you were doing this, Simeon walked in. He figured it would be a great time to restock on snacks and coffee, since it would give him a chance to say hi to you.

"Hello, Mc. How was your day?" When you didn't respond immediately, he stopped what he was doing to turn to you. "Something the matter?" He glanced at what you were doing.

"Oh, hi. When did you get here?" You put down the vegetables you were holding and pulled him in for a hug.

"Not too long. Now, did you have a bad day today?" He hugged you back, slightly chuckling when you looked up at him with big eyes.

"Yes. But dinner won't cook itself." You sigh and try to turn back around to dinner prep. Simeon stopped you.

"Let me take it from here." He quickly began planning what he was going to make for you.

"But you're busy. That's why I'm cooking tonight." Simeon found it endearing that despite your day, you still wanted to do something to make him happy.

"If you want to help, you can set the table. After dinner, I'll give you a massage, hmm?" He smiled at you. You were so sweet, still wanting to help even after admitting your day was lackluster at best.

"That does sound nice." After shooing you out of the kitchen lovingly, he began his magic. He used the ingredients you took out and began to make something he knew you enjoyed. He wanted to surprise you, so he also decided to make you dessert while you were out of the kitchen.

"Simeon! You didn't have to." You exclaimed when he showed you the meal he made.

"But I did. Now, enjoy, please." You hugged him again, tightly. He hugged you back, overjoyed he could make you so happy.

Solomon

rather than staying home, he invites you out

while its not what you expected, as long as its not somewhere super busy, it might be what you need

he's overjoyed when you agree, and promises you a good time!

he takes you out to a nice restaurant and gives you a date with a multitude of surprises

"Hey, Sol. I'm home." You stick your coat on the coat rack by your front door. You kick off your shoes and set your bag down on a chair nearby. Solomon was nowhere in sight. That was pretty normal, but it still left you a little upset. There's no way he would have known you had a bad day, but that didn't take away from wanting to see him.

Usually, when you arrived home, he was busy in his potions room or reading a book. When you checked his favorite spots, you found no sign of him.

Shrugging it off, you began getting ready for your evening at home. You went into the kitchen to brew yourself a cup of coffee, and found a note on the counter with your name on it. Curious, you unfolded the piece of paper. Inside, was a quick note from Solomon.

It said that he was out and would be back soon. The requests he made were a little strange since he refused to give context. He asked you to, instead of getting ready for bed, to dress up. He said that there was a new outfit for you on your bed, and that to be ready before you usually had dinner.

The strangest part was that he could have just texted you. But, he worked in mysterious ways. His scheming was always unexpected, so you just went with it.

After entering your room, there was no sight of Solomon, but the outfit he said that would be there, was there. It was the perfect size, and you thought it was probably one of the best gifts he had ever given you, making you think he had help. After you put it on, you left the bedroom, not sure what to do next.

Before you had to make this decision, you hear the front door open again. "Hey! Are you ready?" He looked for you, and found you in the living room. He threw this arms around you. "You look great! How are you?" He asked.

"Sol, what is all this about?" You were confused.

"I have a little surprise ready for you! Do you like the outfit?" You did a little spin for him.

"I do, but that doesn't answer my question." You laugh a little at his strange behavior.

"I'm glad you like it. Come with me." He grabbed your hand and pulled you outside the house. Waiting there, was a motorcycle, and two helmets. "I have a reservation at a restaurant for us, but it's not what you might expect." He led you forward before you stopped him.

"Wait, did you know I had a bad day?" He looked at you with a twinkle in his eye.

"If I shared that, it would ruin my secret magic." He gave you a quick temple kiss. From that, you knew that he knew, and that he only wanted to make you happy. With a smile, you agree to follow him, glowing at the thought this was all for you.

[spirkme915]

more spirk fics i've read recently and loved

The Promised Land by gunstreet @gunstreet (TOS) - buckle in and get ready for chapters and chapters of p-a-i-n. it's divorce era spirk (pre-TMP) and it hurts oh so good. have a desperate need to find out what spock was thinking when he chose kolinahr? you will wonder no more. also, there's sex. a lot of it and beautifully done. all around perfection

The Accidental Matchmaker by notboldly (AOS) - it's valentine's day on the enterprise and spock receives an unexpected note. this had me muttering "oh spock" (affectionate) under my breath as i read

emotionally compromised by thesorrowoflizards (AOS) - an extremely thoughtful and poignant rewrite of the bridge scene in the 2009 movie. gen not slash, but who needs sex when you get the vulnerability of tos spock in aos spock?

Between Me and You by Solid_Medical_Advice (TOS) - ONE BED! need i say more? well, i will anyway. this fic has a touch of angst but it's mostly fluff and feelings and is terribly soothing

home by Sir_Bedevere (TOS) - am i sucker for everything OMS? yes, yes i am. have another entry into the old married space husbands being adorably old and married (with a cat!)

Injury by iyokou (AOS) - F1 AND STAR TREK??? i love it when my fandoms collide. AND IT'S EXPLICIT HURT COMFORT??? *eternal sigh of happiness*

The Other Uniform by Bibarian (AOS) - jim wears an alternate uniform, spock loses his shit. spock & uhura bffs. then sex. how can you go wrong?

The way that we love at night (gave me life) by phlebotinxm (AOS) - obligatory PWP entry for this list and this one is established relationship so it's a completely different kind of good

(This and Every) Morning After by Solid_Medical_Advice (TOS/AOS) - are they friends with benefits? is it unrequited love? you probably already know those answers but this fic is still fun as hell to read. also, CONFIDENT SPOCK. i am here for all confident spock

Sweet dreams (of course I love you) by decidedlynotheterosexual @decidedly-not-heterosexual (TOS) - fluff, ALL fluff. need a happy read? this is it

and, for once, i don't have any non-spirk fics to rec, but there are two entries in the "aliens made them do it" trope for this list:

Lead Us to Our Own Bliss by gunstreet (TOS) - i'm hesitant to read this trope because it often involves non-con, but @gunstreet handled it perfectly. this fic definitely has voyeurism, but it's more about their awakening of their feelings for each other

Red Matter: Scents, Starfleet, and Kurage Sushi by CampySpaceSlime (TOS) - this was so. damn. creative. omg. unlike anything i could've expected and just as weird and alien as space should be

(you can find previous recs under fic rec and/or spirk fic recs)

reminder - please do send me recs and feel free to self-promo!

[faerieismm]

i just found out that strawberry bouquets are a real thing and was wondering if you could write headcanons of levi and asmo's reactions (both seperately) if mc gave them one of those?

HOLD ON WHAT OMG THATS SO CUTE WHAT?!?!!?!!?? also my two fav om characters heheh

lev1 and asm0 react1ng to getting a strawb3rry bouquet !!

tw? NO SIR

genre? fluff !!

type of writing? headcanons, little drabble

l3vi （╹◡╹）♡

WOOOAAHHHHH!?!??!??!!??????

wHAT?!

he doesn’t understand why you’d give it to him of all people, but he’s really happy

he knows its just a bouquet of strawberries but he basically sees this as proof of your life long marriage bond

mix of blushing and stammering, and hugging you and saying thank you

not sure if he’s supposed to eat it or put it on display now

but he’s too afraid to ask because he doesnt wanna seem unthankful (is that a word-?)

but it would be a waste not to eat it right?

proceeds to doubt until you push a strawberry in his mouth

what follows is the both of you sitting under a blanky and munching strawberries

as(s)m0 <3

oh my!! how romantic ~

and such a cute sentiment too!

you have done it

you have unlocked gushy (and blushy) asmo☆☆☆~

big big hug

but when he reads the little card you’ve attached he starts crying softly

┏━━━♡🍓♡━━━┓

dear asmo,

this bouquet is a

token of my

appreciation for you.

i love how you’re always

so kind, and willing to help

anyone. remember that

you are not just your lust,

even if people are acting

like you are. i know deep down

you’re insecure, but you don’t

have to be, because i think

you’re the awesomest, amazingest

being ever!!

- mc

┗━━━ ♡🍓♡ ━━��┛

how can someone be so kind?

he always thinks he can fool everyone, but you seem to prick right through his little front

but with you he can truly be himself, he knows that now, and its a nice feeling

he swears that in his thousands of years being alive, he’s never felt so seen before until now

so you two sit there, asmo half crying, half clinging onto you

and you let him, you’ve never really seen him express him emotions like that, and it’s important he does so

he keeps softly crying for awhile, while you hold him tight, until you decide to pop a strawberry in his mouth

the action makes his eyes look like they’ve gained a little life again, and he slowly munches the fruit away

then he looks at you again, opening his mouth as to signal that he wants another one

and so you spend your afternoon feeding your strawberries to him, until you’re called for dinner

not a bad way to spend your afternoon right?

thank you for reading!!! hope you enjoyed :DD requests are still open, but i am working on quite a few posts so it may take a while!

yours truly,

[ofallthingsnasty]

may I ask…you to go on about crocodile’s dentist office?? omg, oral surgeon crocodile?!? wisdom tooth removal?! screaming

Haaaa, yes you may 😳 Thing is, I don't write him without the hook/prosthetic hand - and that is tricky in that field. I personally know someone who suffered an amputation injury (idk if that's the correct translation, in German it's Amputationsverletzung, so simple lol) of two distal phalanges of the left hand and he can't practice anymore. He works for a dental implant company instead - that's why I mentioned Crocodile as a sort-of businessman in the tags of that Doffy/Law dentist shitpost. But....

tags: crack treated seriously, suspend your disbelief bc we're turning baroque works into a fucking dental mill in this jdfksjsk, using the german system bc it's all i know (regarding specialist training etc)

He's a little... difficult. He may not be able to practice anymore but he didn't stomp this office out of the ground only to hand it to some greenhorn surgeon with a fresh-off-the-press certificate - after all, he still has the license. He still has that knowledge and experience - and he knows how valuable all of that is. No, he's smart about it: hires a capable team of dentists, oral and oms surgeons - and retains the status of 'boss', expands what he already has and pretty much doubles down on work, only this time around it's more behind the scenes. Oversees procedures, advises his employees, does a whole lot of paperwork (and tax evasion), keeps the place extremely well-running and profitable. His business strategy is to cover all dental fields with his operation, so people can have a one-stop shop for everything they could ever get done... orally. Robin is the newest addition to his little roundelay - she's an oral surgeon, yes, but she has just finished her training. She has learned an awful lot during those four years of postgraduate training, but she still lacks a lot of finesse that comes with age and experience. She's one Crocodile's top-earners and he hovers an awful lot - guiding her, monitoring her surgeries, trying to help her get better - and most importantly, faster. (If you were to ask Robin - it's almost stifling but she appreciates the effort) So when you come in, an uncomfortable case of denitio difficilis with one of your lower wisdom teeth terribly close to the inferior alveolar nerve, of course he'll hold his head right into your mouth next to Robin's. He's intimdating, that's for sure - you had expected the very clinical young woman with the prim hair and cool smile coming in on her own. But there he is, right next to her: taller than average, tired but observant eyes, dressed entirely in white scrubs, with a tilt of his head that just screams 'in charge'. One look at him and you just know he doesn't joke around. You can't glean if his presence means good or bad news - and you don't care, you're in too much pain. In the end, he does very little - him and Robin lord over you from up above, that clinical light shining around their heads like a halo while you sweat and cramp and shake on the chair, the bitter taste of anesthesia on your tongue and the cracking of your own bone in your ears. He mutters instructions to her while she performs a coronectomy on you, holds your tongue to the side with the surgical hook, tells you to 'open' and not much more. It isn't easy - the anesthesia doesn't work well due to the inflammation in the area and the pain mixed with your own anxiety has you crying fat tears while the two labor - but you somehow survive it. Robin delicately weaves her stitches into your flesh and crinkles her eyes at your perseverance, just a tad out of breath. Crocodile leaves the second she's tied her last knot, not even telling you goodbye - you pay him no mind, you're just glad you're finally done with this torture. All that's left is to get the time slot for a follow-up appointment. You shuffle back to the front desk, to the skittish man sitting behind a computer, and slur out your request, tongue still numb and jaw sore. He pulls up your digital file - and almost falls off his chair. You don't quite understand what the ruckus is all about until he tells you you're no longer Robin's patient, at least not when it comes to consultations, that you'll be seeing the boss himself next time around. (And a few days later you get to brave the presence of Crocodile all on your own while he takes a long and proper look at the state of your wound.)

[depressedhatakekakashi]

Om so universe where instead of killing anyone Itachi goes to Kakashi senpai like "help me I don't know what to do."

😭😭😭 omg i always love this idea.

Itachi realizing what he’s about to do will haunt him forever, and knowing that no matter how many lives he might save he’ll still be outting blood on his hands

His clan’s blood

And knowing he doesn’t want to do this.

He can’t go to Fugaku cuz he’ll speed yo the rebellion which is part of the problem. He cab’t go to Danzo and Hiruzen cuz *waves arms towards them* just… THEM. He doesn’t have Shisui anymore so he felt alone.

But he has Kakashi.

He has team ro. He might not be as close with them, but he knows how Kakashi feels about precious people and teammates and allows himself to think that maybe, together, they can figure something out.

And Oakaahi, who’s loyal to Konoha but also loyal to his friends and has a working moral compass unlike some (cough, danzo, cough) doesn’t hVe an answer right away. He has to think.

But that’s the beautiful part. Kakashi’s a good leader. People work with him because he’s great at leading them.

On the other side, Both of them are Genius’. Itachi doesn’t have the confidence of leadership for various reason’s (uchiha think he killed Shisui, Konoha having issues with Uchiha) but he’s a genius. He can plan. They BOTH can.

So they sit there plotting and planning for days, and Kajashi slowly tests the water with other’s without making a scene. Talks about escape plans for the civilians and what would happen if a rebellion did blow up (he knows it’s coming, i just don’t think he ever knew why and that might have changed how he handled his orders to fight back)

And in the end, they have a plan. One that will remove danzo, Hiruzen and the elders from power. They just need people to work with him and there’s a problem

Hiruzen.

Danzo has his root operatives of course, but Hiruzen has Konoha. He has the village’s loyalty. Kakashi and Itachi don’t have that

They have to get it

In short, what i’m saying is a proper real revolution where the civilians are moved from danger by those who don’t want to fight but can agree it needs to be done (like maybe asuma and Kurenai for example) and Itachi and Kakashi actually manage to talk to fugaku and conhince him to work with them to protect Konoha ABD the Uchiha but target the one’s that are the problem

The Hokage and the elders

[snellyfish]

Obligatory “what did you feel about the new episode” ask 👀💕

HI ive been out travelling and im an old man when it comes to mobile but ill try to gather my thoughts :)

Ace eating disorder represent,,, woo,,,,,, sad party blower sound,, love thst for us,,,, Holds his hand and makes out with him. Also eternally banger voice actor choice for him. Absolutely amazing performance every time he speaks.

Obligatory I love Arei. recently revamped an OC I made 5 years ago and basing a lot of her personality and stuff off of Arei. Just felt like sharing. I love Arei so much I will make her my oc methinks.

THE MOTIVES MADE ME SO FERAL I PAUSED THE VIDEOS SO MANY TIMES AND WAS LIKE AAIOGIGOGOUUGHHHH SO MANY HORRIBLE HORRIBLE FUCKED UP BLORBOS I CANT WAIT TO LEARN EVERYPONY'S SECRETS OM NOM NOM<33 Speaking of which JESUS CHRIST I really feel like the secret motives some ppl held onto, like, REALLY shouldn't have been kept to themselves omg. I'm sure there's been some behind the scenes stuff of characters gaining distaste/distrust/avoiding certain ppl after receiving certain motives;; I'm not entirely sure WHO specifically, but these are like CRAZY things to not warn the rest of the class about. Was David's the one that Arei got? Killed a man with no remorse? Huh? Shoves you pushes you shoves you into locker and swallows the key

The entire time during episode 9 I was trying and failing to open a jar of ice cream so I was a Little out of it, but from what I gather I'm really dumb and not good at mysteries so i have no clue who the hell did it. At one point I asked "alright who killed a man?" but my bestie heard "who killed min?" so I just kept saying that for the rest of the episode and crying of laughter. Guys, be honest, who killed Min- I'm not mad I just wanna know, guys-

Nico continues to piss me off a little. Teruko goes without saying she pisses me off to no end. When everyone started dragging her handwriting I was whooping and cheering and hollering it was so funny GET HER.

I liked how the two main people investigating the corpse were Arturo and Veronika. They really do get a lot of screentime together and it's starting to scare me a little. Is this like subtle ship fanservice or am I about to meet horrors beyond my comprehension as the story and cases develop. I hope one of them kills the other. They're so in love.

I also liked at one point Veronika dragging Ace's ass. They're ALSO in love btw. Yeah I'll ship my top 3 faves together, what else would you expect from me, man

Rose....<3

DAVID!!!!!!<3333 I know his ass was lying about history of depression that shit was so funny be honest bro you have unfathomable sins keep it 100% with us. If you turn out to not be fucked up or morally grey ykno I'll be a little disappointed. Just keep it real with us.

The motive that's like "where do I even start, everything about your life is worth killing for" is so funny bc if that was mine I would be like. okay. not my problem. That's so incredibly vague that means NOTHING. I'm also assuming it's Teruko's tbh, it's the only one vague and weird enough for her to be like "imma keep ot real with you chief idfk which of these are mine 🐸"

What else. I'm a little hungover

every time they brought up the fish I was like haha. like snellyfish. I'm an accomplice in Arei's murder and I didn't even know!!

kinda hashtag don't blame Hu for not telling whose motive she got bc it was a little suicide coded and very personal

That's all I'm done I forget what else happened xoxo love you all I love drdt so much--

I lied I just remembered that Eden lesbian (sapphic whatever I don't care) and laughed really hard at the idea of like. Charles opening the motive without reading the name and just thinking like "I'M A LESBIAN?????" real

Eden/Nico could be real if I didn't have a leaning negative opinion of Nico rn. I am still patient and hearing them out for now tho.

Ok Now I'm done.

[slickchickchocolatier]

RAEEEEE GUESS WHOS HERE ABOUT DT SUPER LATE🤩

Me😌

Im sorry BUT NOW IM GONNA START READING IT AND YOULL GET ALL MY LIVE REACTIONS🤭‼️

"Gently rubbing his fingertips along your skin, swaying them back and forth"

RAE😭😭 WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO USSSSS, pls pls take our well being into consideration 😔😔

“Good girl... you even know how to pronouce it correctly"

good girl? GOOD GIRL???? AND HE HAS THE AUDACITY TO WINK AFTERWARDS???? im done I cant with this guy

“Maybe….we’ll see.”

Maybe yes, hopefully not😌

“Night sweet thing.”

Boy im no object 🤨🤨 (but since its you saying it, I dont mind as much😋)

“Let us know if you need anything.”

You sir pls?🤯

Gazing at the message that you had just received, you saw that it was from Kurt, who expressed how good it was to see you again. “…Hmm…I wonder….” You mentally noted as you came up with an idea and messaged back.

No no pls dont "wonder" it usually ends bad😨

OMG IM LOOKING AT THE PICS YOU ADDED RN AND IM- SUISHSEESDDD let me suck your dick pls??? (Both)

“You would look so pretty in a wedding dress.”

THIS AND THE PICTURE UNDERNEATH IT????VBYXDGHHHHH, Heejeong does smh unexplainable to me😣

“Yeah?.....I beg to differ.”

SIR???? STOPPPP

“Hey, y/n. I’m finally here, sorry I missed the ceremony, but I’m glad I could make it in now.”

You missed the ceremony what else you here for boy?💀 also rae pls pls dont do what im think you're going to do pls pls dont

You had invited Kurt, as a manner to introduce him to the family since you had recently decided to give him a chance and accept his offer to begin a relationship

Bye.

WHYYYYY TELL ME WHYTYYY???????? I dont even know what to say🤯🤯

Im kurt number 1 hater #kurtkys #kurtleaveynalone #kurtpullasamuelsoicanhaveareasontohateyou

Im never forgiving you for this rae

"Im good Mrs....um..."

Bro doesn't even know the name of his girlfriends mother 💀💀 this is way worse then what samuel did I think I have reason to hate him now😌

Heejeong merely looked down at Kurt’s hand before glaring back up at him….then over to you.

YES BAE IGNORE HIS DIRTY HANDS WHO KNOWS IF HE EVEN WASHED THEM???😨‼️

"Nice to meet you. I’m Kurt.”

No one cares bro you can stop💀💀

You figured they were disappointed that you hadn’t told them about Kurt sooner

Nah babes they're mad bc they want to fuck you

"We’re dating.”

Im so done with y/n

"They were busy.”

Pls keep em busy🙏🏻🙏🏻

"It’s okay….” You bit your lip as you chuckled once more. Leaning in, you whispered out. “Should we try again?"

NO???? how about y'all DONT try again💀

"So..."

FINALLY OME OF MY BAES🤭🤭

"Come again?....”

Y/n bae in the nicest way possible, stfu🤗

"Nuh-uh. Come here, we need to have a little talk, you and I.”

Okay lets talk😋 OMG THE PICTURE????? IM DYING DJJDUDJEJD

“Shhh….come here…..COME HERE.”

Come here and get some~~

ANOTHER PICTURE???? *this user has died*

Okay ill continue dying after i finish this ask 🔥🔥

“Stop! This is wrong! You’re insane, get off!”

Dont stop! This is feels so right! You're not insane, dont get off**** sorry had to fix your typo😰😰

"Dont be like that…..haven’t I shown you kindness and affection?....Haven’t I shown just how much I ADORE you?”

BAE PLS PLS FORGIVE MY DEAR Y/N, SHES JUST BEING SILLY 🤗🤗

"Those are some pretty strong words princess…..are we fighting? Hmm? Tell me…..” placing a hand on your hip, he starts to motion your body to grind against his crotch as he whispers out the last bit. “Are we fighting?”

I might have to resume being dead soon bc oh my god i cant handle this

"Tell me baby….since we’re fighting…tell me what I gotta do to fix it…tell me.

Nothing babe you're perfect 😌‼️ #loveyourself #changeyourselffornoone #beyourself

"Come on baby…tell me what I gotta do to fix it….so we can get along…”

OH WAITTTT, that shitty gf of yours💀 we can get along then👍🏻

No princess….dont think I will……I don’t think you want me to…..that’s okay because that’s what I’m here for…..”

You're right, pls dont stop😣

"Boyfriend hasn’t touched you yet…has he?”

THANK GOD NO 🙏🏻🙏🏻

"Let me fix it."

Yeah this is my last straw, im dead 👍🏻

Okay kids, lets all thank rae for the amazing chapter 🤭🤭

Bro the way I laughed at this….this is…this is gold. I’m literacy saving this right now so I can refer back to it bc this was just absolutely hands down the best Silky. Omg. Lol! I loved that enjoyed the chapter. Bro..the part where Heeseung was like “let me beat it up and say sorry to it with my tongue later” I died lol. Could you imagine? I should have chapter 6 posted by tomorrow maybe since im working on HHP ch 20 rn ;)

[devildom-moss]

OMG YOUR BACK IM SO HAPPY HEHEHEHEH!!!! ITS BEEN SO LONELY CAUSE ALL MY OTHER FAVS ARE ALSO INACTIVE BUT YOURE BACK AND BETTER HOPEFULLY HOW ARE YOU DOING HAVE YOU RESTED WELL HEHEVWBJW

AWW! Thank you for the warm welcome back! Oh no, what are the odds of that? Maybe summer came and hit everyone at the same time?

I am doing a bit better, and I've noticed that for at least the last week and a half, I've had more neutral days and a bit more energy - which is usually a good sign. If I keep seeing improvement, I might even go back to working on original (not OM) writing. I wouldn't post it here, but I haven't done much original writing in the past year or two, and the motivation is a nice feeling. If only I could find that inspiration for art - there's a bit more money in that one too. But also the skill and will to draw characters in cute little outfits is good for the soul.

I don't know if I can say I rested well because my sleep schedule is lacking in the "schedule" department, but I'm so much less exhausted than I had been for months, so I will call that a win.

I'm glad that my return makes you so happy~ How are you doing? I hope you are well!

[kithtaehyung]

Heyyyy ryennnn i feel like it’s been forever I missed u😭😭😇😇😇 I’ve been so w school and life, I also bought my first car earlier this year soo🥰🥰🥰 omg and I got YOONGI & BEYONCÉ TICKETS (my two fav artists everrr) so life has been going great for rn, I’m always grateful and happy to be here. BUT OMG WHAT HAVE I MISSED???? I DONT THINK IVE READ ANYTHING SINCE CHRISTMAS TIME??? HAVE THEIR BEEN DRABBLES??? A NEW CHAPTERR??? I’m so excited om🤭🤭🤭 but I hope all is well and you’ve been taking care of yourself ily

-🍒

CHERRY OMFG HI!! holy shit, it has been forever. also.. hold on. wait the fck up. i'm actually tearing up bc i remember when you spoke about your previous job situation last year and now?? YOU BOUGHT UR FIRST CAR?? AND YOU HAVE KING YOONGI AND QUEEN BEY TICKETS??? I WANNA HUG YOU IM SO PROUD😭😭 that is all fantastic news, my love. damn. you did all that shit i'm so happy for you!

since christmas?? oh. well. you have a lot to catch up on LOL HAVE FUN. there's the window, video call, then summer bbq! still working on 3tan10 but there have been quite a few drops since you last read.

all is well here! getting a lot done this week and hopefully dropping a jk fic soon. then getting back to working on 3tan things.

[lovings4turn]

i'm up !! m sorry i kiiinda disappeared last night in the attempts of being productive, got smth 80% done !! i think that's lovely !! ✨️

oms, i'll trust your intuition !! got a great feeling abt it if i'm going to be honest 🤭🤭

oh, that's niiice !! i kid you not, earlier i saw this thing on my instagram saying "micillear water" (yk for the makeup removing?? i think??) my brain misread it as multicellular water 🥲 i think being in STEM has had an impact on my brain. oh well we do love women in STEM though, so slay !!

annnyway !! how is your morning coming along? i do hope all is okay !! what have i missed since last night hopefully nothing chaotic !?! also !! have the best day ever today bc you deserve nothing but the best !! 🫶 but i shall fight the day with my little - whatchamacallit - 🤺🤺 the thing fencers use. it has a name. that !! BUT !! hopefully i never have to use the whatchamacallit

ahhh good morning (or technically afternoon??) nonnie darling !! there's no need at all to b sorry - i'm so proud of you for being productive oh my gosh that's great 🥳🥳!! i apologise for only just getting to this (this is the first minute i've had where i'm not rushing around the kitchen😭😭)

omg ... i'm now only referring to micellar water as 'multicellular' water from now on purely because it sounds 10x fancier 🤭 and you're in STEM ?! oh nonnie love that is the biggest slay ever ?? i have a friend who's also a woman in stem and oh boy i admire you both because the work is ... far beyond my comprehension

my morning has been good though !!! gotten some baking done (and had quite a few coffees) n now i'm finally getting some lunch😭😭 how is your day going love ?! i hope well or else i will be forced to use the fancy whatchamacallit to defend your honour to the universe !!! soso lovely to hear from you again ,, i hope you're good <333

[fr3akinthecorner]

Kydar diary comic book the suicide boys

Brian will you fix it for me later? no! u can try I know but it's confusing who the fuck is Brian? he's a south korean skateboarder a suicide boy do they like you? so they say but they want me to treat them better idk how to help suicidal people oh! well we could help you? yea you could that would be nice hahaha! you are a bitch stopp lol I'm trying not to be did u just tell him to stop? yes this playlist is fucking lit thanks so are u a dork? berlin brats junkie hahaha! she's crazy yea i am ok so u like talking? yes I do and I like presents hahaha bitch! bro I'm starving ok so we're gonna help but u have to help us with keeho he's weird I know right! he's so strict yes he is ok so tell him u like us keeho I fucks with the chinese always have no!! are u black? I have mixed DNA but I evolved to my Asian DNA hahaha what!! it's confusing but nah I guess I'm not black or white ok so u don't like white people either? nope just Asians ok so ure a purist? I wouldn't say that?? I can hang out with black men and white ppl but it's hard u should move to China! I want to but unless I have all my paperwork myself I wouldn't be able to do it and keeho doesn't want to give me anything not even money it's skatepark deaths I never said that! well dude that's what I fucking heard ur lucky we met keeho or I'd be so much more mad hey can we post now no!! ok so when did u get this tumblr? after I got out the mental ward last week ok so ur life is really fucking hard? yes it is especially since I haven't gotten any presents omg we get it!! omg well send! u want our presents too? yea sure :) it's keeho she loves you but the answer is no they said they hacked urbcodes dude hahaha!! we did see I knew I needed outside help keeho you make me wanna die that's mean! well it's how I feel do u like Japan? yes why? sushi zushi and plus they have interesting conversations donthe Chinese? yes u do im assuming ok so this convo isn't interesting? it is I thought u meant like in general keeho said she's not ready shut up jiung I just want some coffee :( ok so she's not that mean it's impossible for me to mean I am the muse of nostradamus what?! that's so cool yea it is cool I like it but I need some kind of like debit card too saying I'm not gonna die some kind of like tejano cross fire proof that I'm not gonna die by tonight ok so u think ur gonna die? yes if keeho is my only handler I will die so u need handlers? yes surf and cypress are good tho they're just busy or whatever ok so they're too busy for u? yes do u follow them on Twitter? whats your twitter.com handle? @psychicdamage4 om I'm gonna kill u hahaha why? it's not funny! it is to me! are u a boy? yes I'm ready to admit it but not a real boy dude I'm gonna kill him! I prefer her but it's whatever ok so u still expect us to call u her??? no sir how does she know that?! no idea also I have an evil twin I'm emily ok so u have an evil twin??? yes she can't kill me right? no she can't! ok so as long as I never go into a book and stay a Buddhist monk I'm good wow dumbass bitch confucious is the monk now I can't do both?? no! ok im ok with that what why? he's cool but he wants to have sex who? confucious ok so u don't like that he wants to have sex with you? it's funny but no I don't like it u are a weird boy! thanks so we're done? for now I need friends to talk to I ruined my Twitter I can't write well on that app so u don't want to meet? I do want to meet can we talk on the phone? ask keeho no u can't please! nooo!!! dude please? noo!! please dude we love her ok but it's gonna be awkward I was gonna ask them to be awkward with me why? bc it makes me feel more comfortable at first ok u guys are weird idk what to say my friend but u have to be formal with me then we can talk more if you're gonna call me eve keeho? especially keeho ok so he's your father yea so what! u are a dork omg hahaha thats so fucking sexy pour up - lil hyfe what?? u heard what it said what?? can we post my finger hurts fine post!

[blackhellokittys-blog]

i got in a fight with my two best friends n tbh i dont ever wanna speak to them and i refuse to apologize bc i am not in wrong

so my nannys left to go to my hoem town last night and left me n my cousin (lay) at home and so lay is a little crazy sometimes and so she was on her phone with her best friend and i hear her coughing and so i went check on her and she said she drinked bleach and i was liek what fr?!?! and she was like yes fr and so i told my best friends bc i was concerned and idk what and they help like saying omg call out nannys send lay to hospital and i was like umum then i ask lay was she frfr bc she be joking and she said yea i jsut playing and i told my friends lay was joking and they continued and was like still call yo nanny lay is stupid she probably did and i wa sliek no she was joing and i cant call my nanny bc she left way to lake charles for some important and if lay joking bothering my manny about ut and having her turn all the way around we well be in lot of trouble and THRY ARGUE ME DOWN ABOUT BLAH THIS IT WRONG LAY STUPID THTS NIT SUM TO JOKE ABOUT IMA CALL YO NANNY and i am bro stop there is no reason chill out bru yall doing unnecessary things it fine and they wont fucking listen to me saying stfu it still wrong no ome jokes abiut tht and i am like wtf every joking about dying and they was like who everyone not me and i was like ikay whatever me and lay do but we have common sense and she didn’t drink bleach omg

then i had lay tell them herself thennn one of my friends said stfu then lay said fuck u and they went back to back and i was like omg leave her alone she good yall always do this chill tf out😭😭 then they told me stfu i am done and so i am like bru okay whatever be done it doesn’t need to be continued 😭💀 and bam so i am mad and they mad at me i fr now i dont gaf

bc they always do this i tell them one small thing and they agrue me down about how it wring and i am wornf and they rumight i need to listen to them like wtf yall don’t listen to me i tell yall some thing anf yalk turn it into the biggest thing in the world liek ik yall helping but yall need to listen to me not tell me what do to and how i am wrong every time like yall dont own me i am my own person i can make my own decisions yall nit always right they knew me for 2 years and still dont know ME

so ngl i am done bye they can leave i fine alone i been slone half my life i dint even have tears to cry no mo not for them not for anybody

they can leave byebye bc i not sayign sorry and thts why i dont tell them nothing

cant even tell my 2 years best friends my crush r who i like without being scared they gonna judge r tell me “ew you can do better”

bye