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the-duchess-of-secrets ยท 2 years
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Firstly I shall give you a topic that seems to be commented on the most: lovers.
One of the most recent couples to have apparently paired up have been Quillian and Lewis! An unlikely couple to be sure, as sweet as Lewis is, he is utterly and completely bitchless. His birds and the bees talk went down traumatically, and Quill does not appear to be any better. Let us hope they get their wits about and finally figure out what a romance is.
The most beloved couple of this place known as Philip and Elias are together once again, however while Elias was away he did not seem too happy knowing Philip was receiving other company in his bed chambers... I hope the best for them in their endeavors of having an open relationship, their children at least need parents who do not fight constantly. However, how fond Philip is of brothels and charming others, I would not blame Elias to leave him. Elias is the sweetest of them all, he could do much better then our gambling cheat, if he so wishes. Not to mention there have been whispers around the town about an another possible lover of Elias'...
While we are on the subject of jealousy, we may point to the fact that Alexander and Kitty are still seeing eachother, albeit in private for conversation. Who knows what that conversation might hold? I hope nothing that could be used to accuse Alexander of cheating on an another one of his spouses for the second time.
Other, less notable relationships, would include Phoebe and Cori, the famous company of Philip and the biggest bookworm in the town. According to what I have heard, they have grown closer as of recently. An another person of interest would be Martha Laurens, who has recently been looking for someone, however she has never confirmed who that someone was. Perhaps she too has found herself a soldier in the front lines of lovers and relationships. Holly has received an anonymous love letter... Could it be an another suitor vying for her affections alongside Lord Bryce Griffiths? I certainly hope that the Lord will keep a lookout just in case.
Tidbits of information and rumors from all around are always appreciated.
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I mean I realise that I probably shouldโ€™ve done an intro ages ago seeing as Iโ€™ve been active for months but hey Ho hERE WE GO
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hi!
so
Iโ€™m a minor
Iโ€™m queer
Iโ€™m pro Palestinian
and if youโ€™ve got a problem with that, with all due respect, fuck off.
I aim to type in all lowercase or some weird combination of lower and upper case but I rarely use capital letters at the start of words, I donโ€™t know why, it just seems aesthetically pleasing.
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โœจ interestsโœจ
Musicals, especially Les Mis and Moulin Rouge, Hamilton and Six are awesome too
music? I suppose? it depends whatโ€™s happening with it
bothering the fuck out of my friends
being as gay as I possibly can
simping over people cause I can and cause theyโ€™re sO ATTRACTIVE LIKE WHAT WHO ALLOWED THEM TO BE LIKE THIS
les mis
enjolras, specifically.
more specifically, modern au enjoltaire fanfiction itโ€™s beautiful and the epitome of perfection
marauders
cats. I love cats.
did I mention les mis
languages? Iโ€™m learning French and german in school, and according to my teachers Iโ€™m good at it, which Iโ€™m not so sure about, and I learn Swedish on duolingo
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I mean my music taste moves around a lot but some of it is Madilyn Mei, EPIC the musical, musicals in general, Chappell Roan is cool, Leanna Firestone, but other than that it jumps around a bit
I do play instruments but Iโ€™m not too good at them Iโ€™ve managed to get to grade 7 on one of them and I think I died during the preparation for the exam and now Iโ€™m being slowly dragged up from hell itโ€™s not fun
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I love reading, and I used to read loads but something happened and I donโ€™t read too much anymore which is quite sad but some of my favourite books/series are:
AGGGTM - Holly Jackson
The Hunger Games - Suzanne Collins
Harry Potter - that one blonde bitch who abuses her power constantly
Powerless - Lauren Roberts
Gwen and Art are not in love - Lex Croucher
Heartstopper - Alice Oseman
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there more but I canโ€™t remember, which probably isnโ€™t great, and there were some gay books that I read for the gay but I canโ€™t remember their titles or authors which is awesome but they were great
I mean just generally, I tend to be very opinionated and can go on about something for ages, maybe because I have a lot to say, or maybe because it takes me way too long to get to the point
If youโ€™re a pedophile or a groomer or any of those other horrible things or discriminatory in any way whatsoever please stay away from me thank you kindly
I think thatโ€™s it Iโ€™m not sure
oh I really like making friends but I suck at doing it because according to my friend I have the โ€œcrippling inability to have a conversationโ€ and I also have zero social skills and tend to not like people but making friends is great
most of my posts are either a lot of reblogs, having conversations with my mutuals, or les mis stuff that I thought was funny in the moment.
people who should be mentioned cause theyโ€™re great:
@unhingedyetstillhere this is Leyla sheโ€™s mentally disturbed and one of the gayest kids Iโ€™ve ever seen sheโ€™s also one of my kids but I have way too many of those
@noahher this is Noah Noah is great we have many conversations and he gave me a pet ferret that I have forgotten the name of I should go find that
(edit) i fOUND IT HIS NAME IS FREDDIE
@k-is-for-potassium I just met them but damn theyโ€™re awesome
@forever-bi-panic also just met but theyโ€™re so cool and really nice and goes hand in hand with @nu-get whoโ€™s also exceedingly awesome
@im-a-skeleton-in-your-closet is up here too, theyโ€™re great and they send asks that make me happy :D
@bleep-bloop-boo FELLOW MADILYN MEI ENTHUSIAST IS COMPLETELY AWESOME
@feernflower I tag them in every tag thing I get even though Iโ€™ve never interacted with them properly (Iโ€™m sorry you seem so cool) and theyโ€™re a marauders fan who posts cool stuff go look at it
@nothing-but-glitter-and-lashes HELLO this is my sister sheโ€™s great and her blog is cool (Iโ€™m in your walls)
@ladymoonstardust aux armies!!! vive les gays!!! the revolution must begin!!!!! exceedingly cool les mis person, and with whom one hath a number of enlightening conversation, more often than not to do with the wonderful beings in that one musical about the land of croissant
@sing-me-sweetly-to-my-doom ๐Ÿซต๐Ÿซข๐Ÿซต๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿซข๐Ÿ˜ฎ
tis my best friend irl <3
thanks for being here!
and as always, free Palestine
<3
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yr-obedt-cicero ยท 1 year
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What do people close to AH call him? For example, does Eliza or friends call him Hamilton instead of Alexander? Thanks!
AH seems to have commonly gone by his last name, Hamilton. It is what you will usually see him being refered to by even in less than professional settings, or many of his repetitive nicknames were just variations of his last name, like Ham or Hammy. Commonly used around camp when he was Aide-de-camp to Washington. [x] Even Hamilton and Laurens - who were incredibly close - usually always refered to each other by last names (Likely due to the military setting). Similarly did Stevens, Hamilton's boyhood best friend, even when Hamilton nicknamed him โ€œNeddyโ€, [x] Stevens usually only called him by his last name. Although, occasionally Hamilton signed off his letters as โ€œAlexโ€, yet rarely did any of his close friends call him the same. [x] And it was more common of an occurrence when he was younger and still on the Islands.
There are implications Eliza followed suit and also mainly refered to her husband by his last name, for instance a guest recalled her once at the Grange; โ€œThere was a long silence, broken by the murmured words, โ€˜I am so tired. It is so long. I want to see Hamilton.โ€™โ€ [x] Oftentimes, she even commonly called him โ€œMy Hamiltonโ€. We don't have any surviving letters from Eliza to Hamilton, but in other letters Eliza wrote to and from people it is a reoccurring phrase. In a letter to Richard Harison from Eliza, September 10th, 1804, she wrote the same phrase; โ€œAs to myself when I peruse your letter, so expressive, of those marks of tender remembrance, of my Hamilton, and friendship for his children,โ€ [x] Their youngest daughter, Eliza Hamilton Holly, even quoted to her brother John Church Hamilton, where their mother said; โ€œJustice shall be done to the memory of my Hamilton.โ€ [x]
Hamilton even refered to himself as her Hamilton, in a letter dated the 17th of March 1780, he wrote;
It is now half an hour past our time of meeting. I must bid you adieu. Adieu my charmer; take care of your self and love your Hamilton as well as he does you. God bless you
โ€œFrom Alexander Hamilton to Elizabeth Schuyler, [17 March 1780],โ€ Founders Online, National Archives, https://founders.archives.gov/documents/Hamilton/01-02-02-0622. [Original source: The Papers of Alexander Hamilton, vol. 2, 1779โ€“1781, ed. Harold C. Syrett. New York: Columbia University Press, 1961, pp. 285โ€“287.]
And again the same year on the 13th of October;
I tell you, my Betsey, you are negligent; you do not write me often enough. Take more care of my happiness, for there is nothing your Hamilton would not do to promote yours.
โ€œFrom Alexander Hamilton to Elizabeth Schuyler, [13 October 1780],โ€ Founders Online, National Archives, https://founders.archives.gov/documents/Hamilton/01-02-02-0902. [Original source: The Papers of Alexander Hamilton, vol. 2, 1779โ€“1781, ed. Harold C. Syrett. New York: Columbia University Press, 1961, pp. 473โ€“475.]
You're welcome, and hope this helps!
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Hello! i'm Moon, i'm a +18 year old roleplayer looking for other +18 partners
i'm looking for either a fandomless oc x oc or a fandom oc x cc (double ups) or cc x cc roleplay
FANDOMLESS OC X OC:
-Daniela (MxF): A very tired waitress at a 80s-themed diner. She struggles with English since Spanish is her first language, and lives off coffee. Dreams of becoming a ballerina. Has both a realistic and a drawn face claim, and a voice claim.
-Guadalupe (FxF, MxF, Poly): A blonde rockstar, she's a songwritter and the lead guitarist of an all-girls group. She's got a sassy personality and a raw sense of humor. Has both a realistic and drawn face claim, as well as a voice claim.
-Holly (FxF, MxF): She may look like a sweet, very pregnant lady, but don't be fooled by her, she's a very skilled scammer, and lives off stupid people's money. She's a liar and a hypocrite, and won't hesitate to hurt and kill for her own and her unborn baby's benefit. Has both a realistic and a drawn face claim, and a voice claim.
-James (MxM, Poly): Coming from the Caribbean, James was an orphan taken by a circus, and now is one of the main acts; an acrobat. He's pretty secretive, quiet and overly protective of the circus's staff, of which he views as a family. Has only a drawn face claim, and a voice claim.
-Alex (MxM, MxF/less preferred, Poly): He works two jobs, one at a restaurant and as a secretary in an important law firm. He doesn't take care of himself, like at all, and refuses any kind of help. He's stubborn and a bit rude, but secretly a hopeless romantic. Has both a realistic and drawn face claim, as well as voice claim.
FANDOM OC X CC/CC X CC:
* means who i play, if it doesn't have any i can play as both.
EPIC(the musical):
-Odysseus* x Calypso
-Odysseus x Penelope*
-Odysseus/Telemachus* (PLATONIC)
-Athena* x Literally anyone pls pls pls ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป
-Telemachus x My oc*
-Circe x My oc*
GOOD OMENS:
-Aziraphale* x Crowley
-Maggie* x Nina
-Fem!Aziraphale x Maggie (i heart crackships <33)
-Muriel* x Eric
-Muriel* / Crowley (PLATONIC)(MIGHT consider romantic too but shh)
-Muriel* x Literally anyone (Platonic or Romantic)
HAMILTON:
-Maria* x Literally anyone ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป
-Hamilton* x Laurens
-Laurens* x Lafayette
-Laurens* x Burr
-Burr x Theodosia Sr*
-Burr x Eliza*
-Burr x Eliza* x Hamilton*
-Angelica* x Jefferson
-Phillip x Frances Laurens*
-Burr x My oc*
HAZBIN HOTEL/HELLUVA BOSS:
-Charlie x Vaggie
-Millie* x Moxxie
-Millie* x Blitzรธ
-Millie* x Blitzรธ x Moxxie*
-Lucifer x Lilith*
-Rosie* x Alastor
-Charlie x My oc*
-Husk x My oc*
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โœ“Crossovers are allowed
โœ“I only do Oc X Cc if its double ups
โœ“Please be semi to literate
โœ“I rp here or in discord
โœ“Smut/nsfw/dead dove themes are allowed!!
โœ“we can figure out plots and stuff in dms <3
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redladydeath ยท 1 year
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Six actors who's names share a common root
Hannah (12) Jana Larell Glover, Anna Uzele, Hana Stewart, Annamaria Baranyai, Anita Gado, Hannah Lowther, Annabel Marlow, Anna Peller, Gerianne Perez, Analise Rios, Hannah Taylor, Anna Terpiล‚owska
Elizabeth (9) Ellie Jane Grant, Izi Maxwell, Ella Burns, Bella Coppola, Izabela Pawletko, Analise Rios, Leesa Tulley, Elizabeth Walker, Ellie Wyman
Laurence (8) Laura Dawn Pyatt, Lauren Byrne, Lauren Irving, Lauren Mariasoosay, Laura Blair, Lauren Drew, Loren Hunter, Lori McLare
Margaret (7) Maล‚gorzata Chrusciel, Meghan Corbett, Meghan Dawson, Meg Dixon-Brasil, Megan Gilbert, Maggie Lacasse, Megan Leung
Christos (7) Kirsty "Zara" MacIntosh, Keirsten Nicole Hodgens, Cristina D'Agostino, Kristina Leopold, Christina Modestou, Kristina Walz, Krisztina Magyar
Helen (6) Ellie Jane Grant, Elena Breschi, Ella Burns, Elena Gyasi, Aline Mayagoitia, Ellie Wyman
John (6) Jana Larell Glover, Gianna Grosso, Jaina Brock-Patel, Janique Charles, Janice Rijssel, Lori-Jane McLare
Nicholas (6) Nicole Louise Lewis, Nikki Bentley, Nikolett Gallusz, Collette Guitart, Nicole Kyoung-Mi Lambert, Nicole Lamb
Alexander (5) Alexia McIntosh, Sasha Renae Brown, Alexandra "Zan" Berube, Aleksandra Gotowicka, Ji-sun "Lexie" Kim
Gabriella (5) Gabbi Mack, Gabrielle Davina Smith, Gabriela Francesca Carillo, Gabriella Stylianou-Burns, Gabriella Boumford
Jasmine (5) Jasmine Shen, Jasmine Smith, Jasmine Forsberg, Jasmine Hackett, Jaz Robinson
Julius (5) Juli Horanyi, Giulia Marolda, Julia McLellan, Julia Pulo, Jillian Worthing
Adal (4) Alicia Corrales-Connor, Alyssa Giannetti, Alize Ke'Aloha Cruz, Aline Mayagoitia
Amy (4) Amy Bridges, Aimie Atkinson, Amy Di Bartolomeo, Kara-Ami McCreanor
Courtney (4) Courtney Monsma, Courtney Stapleton, Courtney Bowman, Courtney Mack
Emil (4) Amelia Walker, Emily Rose Lyons, Emily Harrigan, Emilia "Millie" O'Connell
Katherine (4) Caitlyn De Kuyper, Kathryn Kilger, Caitlin Tipping, Kate Zulauf
Kayla (4) Kala Gare, Khaila Wilcoxon, Kaylah Attard, Kayla McSorley
Monica (4) Monika Nika Veres, Monique Ashe-Palmer, Janique Charles, Mรณnika Horvรกth
Sophia (4) Sophie Golden, Sophie-Rose Middleton, Fia Houston-Hamilton, Sophie Isaacs
Abigail (3) Abigail Sparrow, Abbi Hodgson, Abby Mueller
Aenor (3) Ellie Jane Grant, Ella Burns, Ellie Wyman
Danielle (3) Danielle Steers, Danielle Mendoza, Danielle Rose
Eireann (3) Aryn Bohannon, Erin Palmer Ramirez, Erin Caldwell
Hayley (3) Haley Izurieta, Hailee Kaleem Wright, Hailey Lewis
Laura (3) Laura Dawn Pyatt, Laura Blair, Lori McLare
Lucius (3) Lucy Aiston, Lucia Valentino, Lucinda Wilson
Natalie (3) Natalie Pilkington, Natalie Paris, Natalia Kujawa
Oliver (3) Olivia "Liv" Alexander, Olivia Donalson, Oliver Wickham
Rhiannon (3) Rhiannon Bacchus, Rhiannon Doyle, Rhianne-Louise McCaulsky
Sarah (3) Kala Gare, Sadie Hurst, Sarah McFarlane
Theodore (3) Terica Marie, Didi Romero, Dรณra Csonka
Agnes (2) Inez Budd, Agnieszka Rose
Aisha (2) Aiesha Naomi Pease, Aisha Kardffy
Alan (2) Lana Zoe Jensen, Alana M. Robinson
Amanda (2) Amanda Lee, Amanda Lindgren
Ashley (2) Ashlee Waldbauer, Ashleigh Weir
Brian (2) Brianna Brito Mooney, Brianna Javis
Cassandra (2) Cassandra Lee, Cassie Silva
Cathassach (2) Casey Esbin, Casey Al-Shaqsy
Ceallach (2) Kelly Sweeney, Kelly Denice Taylor
Cennetig (2) Kennedy Carstens, Kenedy Small
Charles (2) Carly Mercedes Dyer, Caroline Siegrist
Chelsea (2) Chelsea Lorraine Wargo, Chelsea Dawson
Chloe (2) Chloe Zuel, Chloe Hart
Eloise (2) Eloise "Ellie" Sharpe, Eloise Lord
Eric (2) Terica Marie, Erika Herceg
Grace (2) Grace Mouat, Grace Melville
Hadrian (2) Adrianna Glover, Adrianna Hicks
Henry (2) Harriet Watson, Harriet Caplan-Dean
Holly (2) Holli' Conway, Holly Musgrave
Jennifer (2) Jennifer Caldwell, Ji-woo "Jennifer" Kim
Jessica (2) Jessica Niles, Jessica "Jessie" Bodner
Ludwig (2) Lou Henry, Rhianne-Louise McCaulsky
Maia (2) Maiya Quansah-Breed, Maya Christian
Martha (2) Marta Burdynowicz, Marta Skrzypczynska
Mary (2) Annamaria Baranyai, Marilyn Caserta
Matilda (2) Maddison Bulleyment, Maddison Firth
Melissa (2) Melinda Porto, Melissa J. Ford
Rachel (2) Rachel Rawlinson, Rachel "Rae" Davenport
Renatus (2) Renee Lamb, Brene "Bre" Jackson
Shannon (2) Shannen Alyce Quan, Su-jeong "Shannon" Pae
Sidney (2) Cydney Clark, Sydney Parra
Taylor (2) Taylor Iman Jones, Taylor Pearlstein
Victor (2) Victoria "Vicki" Manser, Viki Singh
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In a Lockwood and Co. x Hamilton AU who would be who, please give zero context
Lucy - Aaron Burr (sir)
Holly - Eliza Schuyler
Lockwood - Alexander Hamilton
George - John Laurens
Norrie - Angelica Schuyler
Kipps - George Washington
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OC NEW YEARS CHALLENGE: day #1: what a tangled web we weave
Maia Smith + vulnerability
maybe this time - cabaret / anna white / munscap3 on instagram / dodinsky / a self-portrait in letters - anne sexton / scott leger / brett williams / the lion in winter - james goldman / stephanie kuehnert / tv - billie eilish / bluebonnet scene - robert julian onderdonk / khaled hosseini / oscar wilde / laurell k. hamilton / isabel durant on instagram / anne frank / chenchenwrites on twitter / naguib mahfouz / pinterest / i hate everything right now - sari moon / empire blue - brenna womer / pinterest / e. lockhart / pinterest / death on the nile - agatha christie / lauren bowman / haruki murakami / holly warburton / robert brault / oscar wilde
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ask-chubby-hamilton ยท 4 months
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// made this a while back
Thought I'd show you how i keep track of all the kids ages :p
Hercules Mulligan (?), Arthur Hamilton (25?), Francis Hamilton-Laurens (24), Philip the First (19), Angelica Hamilton (17), Alexander Hamilton Jr (15), James Alexander Hamilton (13), John Church Hamilton (10), William Stephen Hamilton (8), Eliza Hamilton Holly (7), and Philip the Second (4), Rachel Faucette Hamilton-Laurens (Newborn)
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janedances ยท 2 years
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โ€œItโ€™s impossible to be in love with all the six queensโ€™
The Six queens in question:
Megan Gilbert, Ashleigh Weir, Holly Musgrave, Oliver Wickham, Annabel Marlow, Shimali De Silva, Renee Lamb, Christina Modestou, Natalie Paris, Genesis Lynea, Aimie Atkinson, Izuka Hoyle, Jayeโ€™J Richards-Noel, Millie Oโ€™Connell, Alexia McIntosh, Maiya Quansah-Breed, Grace Mouat, Vicki Manser, Courtney Stapleton, Adrianna Hicks, Andrea Macaseat, Abby Mueller, Brittney Mack, Samantha Pauly, Anna Uzele, Mallory Maedke, Nicole Kyoung-Mi Lambert, Courtney Mack, Shantel Cribbs, Courtney Bowman, Sophie Isaacs, Danielle Steers, Zara Macintosh, Cherelle Jay, Hana Stewart, Collette Guitart, Candace Furbert, Hazel Karooma-Brooker, Caitlin Tipping, Sophie Golden, Alicia Corrales-Connor, Viquichele Cross, Bryony Duncan, Natalie Pilkington, Lori McLare, Amy Bridges, Lauren Drew, Maddison Bulleyment, Lauren Byrne, Shekinah McFarlane, Jodie Steele, Athena Collins, Cassandra Lee, Jennifer Caldwell, Harriet Watson, Jasmine Shen, Kelly Sweeney, Jessica Niles, Georgia Carr, Amelia Walker, Liv Alexander, Elizabeth Walker, Maddison Firth, Laura Blair, Chloe Zuel, Kala Gare, Loren Hunter, Kiana Daniele, Courtney Monsma, Vidya Makan, Ella Burns, Karis Oka, Shannen Alyce-Quan, Jade Marvin, Lucy Aiston, Gabriella Stylianou-Burns, Scarlet Gabriel, Rebecca Wickes, Megan Leung, Sophie Rose Middleton, Abbi Hodgson, Kara Ami Mcraenor, Emily Harrigan, Gabrielle Smith, Melissa Ford, Kaylah Attard, Fia Houston-Hamilton, Rhiannon Bacchus, Rhiannon Doyle, Carly Mercedes Dyer, Elena Gyasi, Keirsten Hodgens, Artemis Chrisoulakis, Ellie Sharpe, Sadie Hurst, Melinda Porto, Lโ€™Oreal Roache, Wesley Carpenter, Maya Christian, Brianna Mooney, Meghan Dawson, Marilyn Caserta, Ashlee Waldbauer, Adrianna Glover, Alize Keโ€™Aloha Cruz, Kristina Walz, Amy Di Bartolomeo, Amanda Lindgren, Claudia Kariuki, Dionne Ward-Anderson, Tsemaye Bob-Egbe, Meesha Turner, Paisley Billings, Danielle Rose, Roxanne Couch, Esme Rothero, Rachel Rawlinson, Lauren Irving, Danielle Mendoza, Shelby Griswold, Kennedy Carstens, Abigail Sparrow, Jarynn Whitney, Madeline Fansler, Channing Weir, Princess Victomรฉ, Sunayna Smith, Chloรซ Hart, Casey Al-Shaqsy, Aiesha Pease, Jaina Brock-Patel, Alana Robinson, Grace Melville, Leesa Tulley, Harriet Caplan-Dean, Khaila Wilcoxon, Storm Lever, Jasmine Forsberg, Olivia Donalson, Didi Romero, Gabriela Carrillo, Cassie Silva, Kelly Denice Taylor, Erin Ramirez, Kelsee Kimmel, Phoenix Mendoza, Chelsea Dawson, Chiara Assetta, Cristina Dโ€™Agostino, Joy Woods, Bre Jackson, Keri Rene Fuller, Brennyn Lark, Ayla Ciccone-Burton, Holliโ€™ Conway, Brianna Javis, Gabbi Mack, Casey Esbin, Ellie Wyman, Sasha Renae Brown, Nicole Lamb, Aja Simone Baitey, Willow Dougherty, Kayla McSorely, Emily Rose Lyons, Chelsea Wargo, Hannah Taylor, Jessie Bodner, Jasmine Hackett, Janice Rijssel, Lucia Valentino, Elena Breschi, Meg Dixon-Brasil, Sarah McFarlane, Reca Oakley, Gerianne Perez, Zan Berube, Amina Faye, Terica Marie, Aline Mayagoitia, Sydney Parra, Jana Larell Glover, Taylor Pearlstein, Aryn Bohannon, Cecilia Snow, Rhianne Louise McCaulsky, Baylie Carson, Koko Basigara, Monique Ashe Palmer, Leah Vassell, Hailee Kaleem Wright, Leandra Ellis Gaston, Bella Coppola, Nasia Thomas, Zoe Jensen, Taylor Iman Jones, Aubrey Matalon, Kristina Leopold, Rae Davenport, Gianna Grosso, Kathryn Kilger, Bethany McDonald, Jillian Worthing, Haley Izurieta, Jasmine Smith, Lois Ellise Reeves, Alyssa Giannetti, Eden Holmes, Jaelle Laguerre, Kate Zulauf, Lee ARumSoul, Son Seungyeon Kim Ji Woo, Sophiya Pae, Park Hye-na, Park Ga-Ram, Kim Ji Sun, Choi Hyun-sun, Kim Ryeo Won, Heo Sol-ji, Yoo Ju-hye, Hong Ji Hee, Nicole Louise Lewis, Laura Dawn Pyatt, Erin Caldwell, Kenedy Small, Lou Henry, Aoife Haakenson, Ellie Jane Grant, Izi Maxwell, Tamara Morgan, Shakira Simpson, Fiorella Bamba, Lucinda Wilson, Caitlyn De Kuyper, Amanda Lee, Gabriella Boumford, Audrey Fisher, Brooke Aneece, Jaz Robinson, Julia Pulo, Maggie Lacasse, Krystal Hernรกndez, Elysia Cruz, Lauren Mariasoosay, Julia McLellan, Darcy Stewart, Hailey Lewis
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This blog is for sharing about polyships, polyamory in media, and just generally to have fun and geek out.
This is not exclusively an adult blog, but there will be adult themes. I will tag +18 content as "minors dni", so if you're a minor, please block that tag! If you want me to tag something specific, feel free to ask.
Just so we are clear, all identities, genders and pronouns are valid. Also I am proship, which means I do not condone violence over fiction. If any of these statements bother you, I believe you will enjoy yourself more on a different blog.
My favorite polyships include :
DRLAMP (Sanders Sides) AKA DLAMPR AKA polysanders : Janus x Remus x Logan x Virgil x Patton x Roman
Royono (Roleslaying with Roman) AKA Blood Red Song AKA the galaxy polycule : Roman x Youngblood x Noise
Stomco (Star vs the Forces of Evil) AKA Startomco AKA Starcotom AKA Tomstarco : Star x Tom x Marco
FameBlue (Steven Universe) : Holly Blue Agathe x the Famethyst
Lapamedot (Steven Universe) : Lapis Lazuli x Peridot x Amethyst
Chariskriel (Undertale) : Chara x Frisk x Asriel
Rajalagang (Sense8 [R17+]) : Rajan Rasal x Kala Dandekar x Wolfgang Bogdanow
Hertoni (Sense8 [R17+]) : Hernando Fuentes x Lito Rodriguez x Daniela Velasquez
The Boyfriends (Boyfriends webtoon) : Goth x Prep x Jock x Nerd
Main 6 poly route (The Arcana) : MC x Asra x Julian x Nadia x Portia x Muriel x Lucio
The cul-de-sac (Dream Daddy [R17+]) : Dadsona x Damian x Craig x Mat x Brian x Hugo x Robert x Joseph x Mary
Polyclan (Nu:Carnival [R18+]) : Eiden x Aster x Morvay x Yakumo x Edmond x Olivine x Quincy x Kuya x Garu x Blade x Dante
Johnlockary (Sherlock) : John Watson x Sherlock Holmes x Mary Watson
Elams (Hamilton) : Elizabeth Schuyler x John Laurens x Alexander Hamilton
Lunatic Bee (Helluva Boss [R18+]) : Loona x Vortex x Queen Bee
Chaggily (Hazbin Hotel [R16+]) AKA Charlie's angels AKA two and a half halos : Charlie Morningstar x Vaggie x Emily
A non-exhaustive list XD
I love to talk about ships, so if you like the same ships as me, don't hesitate to send an ask or a message! We can also talk about other ships, of course! ^^
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Little Homeworld Life chapter 17: Little Homeworld Idol (originally published on April 17, 2023)
AN: I have to admit, I'm not that much of a songwriter in the sense that I don't write many original songs. I usually prefer to make themed parodies of existing songs, like a parody of You'll Be Back from Hamilton themed around The Terminator! That said, Steven Universe has some amazing songs and I really hope to capture the spirit of Aivi and Surasshu's compositions in the songs you shall hear, er, read today. I'll try my best here, please give me the benefit of the doubt.
Synopsis: The Gems hold a talent competition.
Cast:
Estelle as Garnet
Michaela Dietz as Amethyst, Tiger's Eye
Deedee Magno-Hall as Pearl, Volleyball
Shelby Rabara as Peridot
Jennifer Paz as Lapis
Uzo Aduba as Bismuth
Lauren Ash as White Topaz
Kimberly Brooks as Jasper
Noรซl Wells as Black Rutile
Della Saba as Aquamarine
Charlyne Yi as Eyeball
Christine Pedi as Holly Blue Agate
Casey Lee Williams as Cat's Eye
Jon Wurster as Marty
T-Pain as Sam Galley
Gal Gadot as Desert Glass
Willa Holland as Albite
Maddie Ziegler as Serpentine
Courtenay Taylor as Beryl
Billie Eilish as Turquoise
Featuring Tim Gunn as Tristan Wheeler
With RuPaul as Willie McCarthy
Christian Slater as Brock Ridley
And Emily King as Kunzite
--
"Welcome one and all to our very first Little Homeworld Idol!" Bismuth's voice declared as spotlights shined on the Beach-A-Palooza stage. "We got ourselves an impressive roster of singers here tonight, but first, let us get introduced to our judges!"
"First off, we have the Broadway sensation and star of classics like Death of a Salesman, Angels in America, and Cats, Brock Ridley!" A scruffy, long-nosed man in a red knit cap with a five o'clock shadow sat at the judges' stand with his legs kicked up on the table.
"Thank you, thank you, everybody." Brock Ridley thanked his adoring fans of humans and Gems. "This was not how I'd expect to spend my day, but I'll take what I can get."
"Next up is the fashion model, reality show host, and gender-nonconforming icon, Willie McCarthy!" A handsome and bald dark-skinned man dressed in an extravagant suit started blowing kisses to his fans.
"Pleasure to be here, my friends." Willie said as they struck a pose for his fans. "And be sure to catch my lifestyle reality series What A Drag, Wednesday nights on The DW!"
"Next up, it's famous fashion designer, animal rights activist, and academic Tristan Wheeler!" The spotlights shined next on an aged fellow in a black suit and glasses, who politely waved to the audience.
"Good evening, everybody." Tristan Wheeler greeted the viewers while straightening his suit. "Let's have a good clean competition, shall we?"
"And for our final judge, we haveโ€ฆ." Bismuth announced before her showmanship faltered in absolute confusion. "Marty?! How did he get here?!"
"Hey, sorry I'm late, everybody!" Marty exclaimed as he pulled up a steel chair to sit beside the judges. "I just flew in from Keystone and my arms sure are tired!"
"Who let him here?" Pearl asked as the Crystal Gems and Sam Galley stood backstage.
"Hey, don't forget who's sponsoring this event!" Marty yelled before turning on one of the monitors to read, "LITTLE HOMEWORLD IDOL, BROUGHT TO YOU BY COOKIE CAT. HE'S THE PET FOR YOUR TUMMY!"
"I was the guy who organized this event! How did I not see that?!" Sam exclaimed at the monitor. Further backstage, the Rutile Rebels had gathered for Black Rutile's latest scheme.
"This is utterly genius! Thanks to my genius manipulations, I have convinced that talent agent to put this shlock together and make the Crystal Gems believe this was all his idea! Humans love competition, which should be a perfect excuse to gather more supporters!" Black Rutile proclaimed eagerly. "And naturally, we should also be performing our own song."
"What are you suggesting, my Rutile?" Holly Blue asked.
"Cat, hand me your phone." Black Rutile commanded the feline-like former attorney as she was handed Cat's smartphone and presented her minions with social media threads galore. "In my extensive research of the social media sites these humans love so much, it seems that the musicians that are lusted after the most are Korean boy bands and male pop stars." Scrolling through more posts, Black Rutile saw many ways for people to express their adoration of these celebrities. "Usually, they express their worship of these young men through writing fanfiction of real people or making what they call "fan-cams" of them."
"Wait, you can write fanfiction about real people?" Eyeball asked confusedly. "But aren't they, you know, real?"
"Exactly, but apparently, that doesn't matter to them." Black Rutile replied. "More to the point, that is why we shall emulate these performers for our act and earn ourselves the most applause when it is time for us to perform. Afterward, we shall reap the rewards and drown in how many new followers we gain!"
"Oh, that is utterly splendid!" Aquamarine cheered and clapped at her master's brilliant idea. "This might be one of your best plans yet, my Rutile!"
"Yes, yes, I am a genius. I'm well aware of that." Black Rutile blushed cutely. "Now then, get to work on preparing our act!"
--
"So, who are you guys betting on to win this?" Tiger's Eye asked as she sat down in the audience with Desert Glass, Albite, Serpentine, and Beryl. "I'm personally placing my money on Lapis!"
"Ooh, a duet between Amethyst and Jasper." Desert Glass replied with interest. "I wonder how utterly chaotic it will be."
"I'd like to see what Black Rutile has planned." Albite added. "I think I heard she has something big planned!"
"They got a special surprise performance at the end! I want to know who it is!" Beryl cheered excitedly.
"Good evening everyone, and welcome to Little Homeworld Idol." Garnet announced as she stood on stage. "Tonight, we are going to have Gems demonstrate their musical skills to see who is the most talented, judged by a panel of experts. And Marty."
"I've always wondered about the musical talents of extraterrestrials." Willie stated as the first performers took to the stage. "Okay, you two, give us some names. We're wasting daylight here!"
"My name is Amethyst, this is Jasper, and we're gonna sing a little sibling duet!" Amethyst announced while holding out a cane for Jasper to take. "Hit it, sis!"
"Understood." Jasper obeyed before smashing a hole in the stage.
"No, I meant to hit the music, as in turn it on." Amethyst corrected the orange Gem.
"You know, you could've just said "Turn on the music" instead." Jasper replied before she turned on a jazzy, big-band tune. "You know, Amethyst, being so small really gives you a leg up on the world!"
"Oh, you bet, sistah!" Amethyst proclaimed before she started singing while spinning her cane. "A little guy like me can see what others can't see! Yet being so tall makes you want to have a ball!"
"You may be a total shrimp, but you have lots of heart!" Jasper added. "But I'd be nothing if we were apart!"
"The two of us, so different, yet also so alike!" the two quartzes sang harmoniously while forming a kickline. "Someone better call the shop, because we'd like a bike! We want a bike!"
"Yeah, if I could be anything," Amethyst declared. "In this great big world we call home."
"The only thing I wouldn't be is forever alone!" Jasper added. "Alone, alone, alone, alone!"
"Just you and me against the world!" Amethyst kept singing. "Just the two of us, my girl!"
"Big or small, we'd still have it all!" Jasper and Amethyst concluded. "Big or small, we'd still have it all!" The two took a bow, followed by the crowd going wild.
"Hey, you weren't half bad there." Amethyst said to Jasper. "A little rusty, but you really carried this song."
"I made up most of these lyrics on the spot. Bear with me here." Jasper whispered back.
"Okay, I'm not that much into big band stuff, and it seemed a little short," Brock gave his honest thoughts on the song. "but hey, you two seem to be in good harmony, so you have my vote."
"What a touching affirmation of a sibling bond!" Willie sniffled with joy. "Plus, I love the jazz setup too!"
"Indeed, a very original composition." Tristan agreed with Willie. "Though I must admit, I was definitely hoping for me of you together. You make a really good duet."
"Eh, I've seen better sideshow attractions." Marty rolled his eyes in disgust.
"Thank you, thank you! We'll be here all night!" Amethyst laughed. "Hey, if you want more, we'd happily take requests!"
"Okay, Amethyst, that's enough." Pearl grumbled before she dragged Amethyst away with a stage crook.
"Hey, wait up!" Jasper yelled as she raced after Amethyst, causing the audience to laugh.
--
"And next up on our list of performers, we have Lapis Lazuli coming onto the stage with a powerful number of her own!" Pearl announced to the audience's excitement.
"Hey, didn't she nearly kill hundreds of people?" Marty complained about the round of applause Lapis was receiving as she, Peridot, Laz, Zuli, and a Flower Buddy got up on stage. "Why is everyone cheering for a psychotic murderer?!"
"I'd watch my tone if I were you." Pearl scolded Marty. "Security!" At Pearl's command, Marty's chair was picked up by White Topaz with Marty still sitting in it and tossed into the air.
"I wonder how far he can go." White Topaz mused to herself as Marty was sent flying and screaming into the air, only to fall to the ground with a loud clatter, his chair smashing against his body. "Wow, pretty high up."
"Too bad that didn't kill me." Marty grumbled before Lapis began to speak.
"Hi, everybody. You may know me as Lapis." Lapis introduced herself. "Now, this is a song I've already sung before because I was in a really dark place in life. But now that I finally know where I am in the universe, I think it could use a little rewrite. Peridot, if you please."
"With pleasure." Peridot said as she tapped on her tablet, and it started playing music for Lapis to sing to. "I believe in you, my water witch."
"It all felt to me so lovely, those bluest skies above me." Lapis began singing, with her two fellow Lapides providing backing vocals. "Those funny feelings that I felt once I had met you. I wanted to leave for a while. I didn't want to smile. So many colors I wish that I had known. But now I find myself sitting on that distant shore. I'm no longer alone."
"Dang, she's good." Amethyst complimented Lapis's singing when she saw Jasper shedding a few tears. "Wait, Jasper, are you crying?" she asked the bigger Gem in confusion. "I thought you two didn't get along once upon a time."
"I'm not crying; I'm sweating a watery discharge through my eyes." Jasper lied through her teeth to try hiding how moved she was by how far Lapis had come.
"Then I saw the colors fading, the gentleness of light escaping. Shadows of my fear invading, have I seen this all before?!" Lapis continued her song. "I knew! There was something deep residing, a terror deep inside me. I once understood how you could've been so bold. But now I find myself smiling on that distant shore. I'm no longer alone."
The crowd began going wild as Lapis took a bow, and then Peridot raced up and hugged her, causing the two to fuse into Turquoise. "Thank you, thank you! I'm so happy to be singing for you all today." Turquoise announced. "I couldn't have asked for a more adoring audience."
"Wow, I'm normally not one for being overemotional, but I think I started crying on the inside." Brock proclaimed. "How about you boys?" Rather than giving a proper answer, Willie was so moved to tears that he was crying his eyes out. "Okay, Willie's out for the count. Wheeler, your two cents?"
"Music is often an expression of one's troubled emotions, and Miss Lazuli's number is no different." Tristan analyzed what he had just heard. "You can truly feel how emotionally damaged she once was through song alone, and how she is taking slow but crucial steps in recovering from whatever struggles she suffered in life."
"Couldn't agree more." Willie agreed, finally getting a word between breaks from crying so much. "Bravo Lapis, bravo!"
"Oh please, you're all too kind." Turquoise blushed with delight at all the adoration showered upon her, while Marty sulked his way backstage with a few broken bones after getting crushed by his chair. "Hey, who wants an encore?!"
"Ooh, gonna need to call in a hospital soon." Marty groaned, rubbing his aching neck while spotting Black Rutile preparing for her number in front of a vanity mirror. "Hey, Black Rutile! You're Black Rutile, right?!"
"Yes, that is me." Black Rutile said, turning around to show off her white pop star-inspired outfit. "And you are?"
"It's me, Marty! I chatted with you on Yatter!" Marty introduced himself. "Don't you remember?"
"Ah yes, Morty!" Black Rutile immediately remembered, albeit getting Marty's name wrong, much to his chagrin. "My apologies for not recognizing you; I've just been so busy planning my revenge and researching ways to unleash a being of pure chaos and mayhem unto the world."
"Sorry, what?" Marty quietly answered.
"Nothing." Black Rutile fibbed. "So, what can you offer me? And make it quick; I'm on in five!"
"I only wish to join you in your revenge on the Crystal Gems because I go way back with Steven's family." Marty revealed. "I was once his dad's manager up until he decided to ditch me for that big pink harlot on the beach, and then his son made my son disown me before I was chased out of town because everybody hated my Guacola so much!"
"Wait, Guacola?" Black Rutile asked. "Wasn't that the disgusting drink some moron got sued for after some catering incident? It was all over the news a few months ago!"
"Oh, of course, you'd bring that up." Marty grumbled in embarrassment. "Listen, you're starting that whole movement against the Crystal Gems, right? Well, tell you what, I have some industry friends who'll help you get all the funding you need for whatever you have planned. You with me?" He extended a welcoming hand to the Rutile. "Come on, let's shake on it."
"I like the way you think." Black Rutile smiled eagerly as she shook Marty's hand. "Maybe in exchange, I can help you get back at Steven's old man too."
"Oh, Black Rutile, we're due out on stage!" Holly Blue called for Black Rutile as she, Aquamarine, Eyeball, Cat's Eye, and the Rubies marched onstage in similar outfits to their boss. "Don't keep us waiting by talking to that human!"
"I'll introduce you to my friends here later." Black Rutile stated as she turned around and followed her subordinates to the limelight. "Right now, it's showtime."
--
"Ladies and Gems, we have a pretty special show for you tonight." Sam Galley announced to the audience, the spotlight shining on him being the only source of light on the stage. "Our next performer believes that this song could possibly change lives. Well, I'll be the judge of that." He gave a light chuckle. "And now, for your listening pleasure, I give you Black Rutile and the Rebels."
As Sam left the spotlight, an electropop started playing as the light began shining on Black Rutile, striking a provocative pose before she began to sing. "I hate all this peace and love; I pray to the stars above. You all thought I was done. No, I'm not; I really hate you!" she began, cuing the Rutile Rebels to start acting as her backup dancers. "I hate your oppression; I'm trapped in depression; my shame is all because of you! You think you're still the good guys?"
Although Black Rutile composed a very well-made song, the audience was slightly unnerved by her message as the chorus began. "I am far smarter and far stronger thanks to the sands of time! I just wanted to reign supreme; why is that a crime? I list everyone I hate, and you're at the front of the line. I'm always plotting, so you should've thought twice!"
"Oh!" the Rutile Rebels yelled.
"Look at what I just did! Look at what I just did! Take a look and see what I just did!" Black Rutile continued, strutting closer to the audience and giving them a domineering glare. "Look at what I just-Ooh, look at what I just did! Look at what I just did! Take a look and see what I just did! Take a look and see what I just did!"
The second verse soon began, just as ominous and taunting as the last. "I want to see you all squirm, to see everything you love burn." Black Rutile declared. "You punished me for doing what's right, threw me here without letting me fight."
"What?!" Black Rutile's backup singers yelled.
"Homeworld moves on every day without drama, drama! But not for me, because I only want to give you karma!" Black Rutile added, further creeping out her captive audience with her lyrics and gyrating. "And as the universe turns, well, one thing's for sure, I may have got mine, but I'll give you yours!"
Once again, the chorus emphasized how Black Rutile loved boasting about her superiority and how she had the skills and infamy to back up her claims. "I am far smarter and far stronger thanks to the sands of time! I just wanted to reign supreme; why is that a crime? I list everyone I hate, and you're at the front of the line. I'm always plotting, so you should've thought twice!"
"Ooh!" the backup repeated.
"Look at what I just did! Look at what I just did! Take a look and see what I just did! Look at what I just-Ooh, look at what I just did! Look at what I just did!" Black Rutile proclaimed while presenting video footage of her previous exploits. "Take a look and see what I just did! Take a look and see what I just did!"
"I don't trust anybody, but everybody trusts me. I'll play the lead role in your scariest dream. I don't trust anybody, but everybody trusts me. I'll play the lead role in your scariest dream." Black Rutile repeated as part of the bridge. "I don't trust anybody, but everybody trusts me. I'll play the lead role in your scariest dream. I don't trust anybody, but everybody trusts me. I'll play the lead role in your scariest dream!"
"I am far smarter and far stronger thanks to the sands of time! I just wanted to reign supreme, why is that a crime?" Black Rutile sang while the song began to reach its conclusion. "I list everyone I hate, and you're at the front of the line. I'm always plotting, so you should've thought twice!"
"Ooh!" Black Rutile's backup sounded out one last time.
"Look at what I just did! Look at what I just did! Take a look and see what I just did! Look at what I just-"Black Rutile cried. "Ooh, look at what I just did! Look at what I just did! Take a look and see what I just did! Take a look and see what I just did!"
"I'm sorry, Black Rutile can't come to the phone right now." Black Rutile smirked as the song finished. "Why?"
"Because you're dead!" the other Rutile Rebels added with an evil laugh.
"Should we be concerned about that?" Volleyball whispered to Desert Glass in the audience.
"Worst case scenario, she's plotting to kill us all." Desert Glass replied plainly, freaking everyone out with her dark sense of humor.
"Okay, that is clearly ripping off another song!" Brock exclaimed. "But given what I heard about you, I wouldn't be surprised you'd sing something like this. Still, we got a huge red flag here."
"Oh, this is more than just a red flag!" Willie disagreed with Brock's statement. "We're looking at an electric red flag here!"
"Some compelling and meaningful lyrics, though I have a sinking feeling this might be an excuse to spread propaganda." Tristan commented on the song he had just heard.
"Why yes, that is exactly my point!" Black Rutile announced. "When I first heard that song, I felt so connected to the feelings of revenge and hatred in its lyrics. It just screamed me!"
"Of course, that's why she wanted to perform." White Topaz frowned in disappointment. "But at least she's still a terrific singer."
"That alone is worth listening to her." Jasper agreed with her girlfriend while the Rutile Rebels walked backstage, where Marty awaited them.
"Black Rutile, my buddy!" Marty cheerfully greeted his new Gem friend. "So, how was the performance, bubala?"
"First off, do not call me a bub!" Black Rutile scolded Marty. "Second, I think you might be trivializing some Earth religion for your own benefit. And third, the performance was amazing. I'm so happy to have seen all my hard work get the respect it deserves."
"Wonderful, because I got great news!" Marty exclaimed before presenting a video of Black Rutile's song posted on Yatter that was quickly going viral. "You're an Internet sensation now! And check it out; this #BlackRutileWasRight hashtag is everywhere!"
"Excellent, just as I had planned." Black Rutile sneered evilly while steepling her fingers together. "I simply must find a way to meet all these new followers."
"Trust me, babe. The Internet can allow you to do anything." Marty assured his new business partner. "We'll find a way soon."
--
The show continued with more Gems stepping up to the stage to perform. Some of the quartzes put on a barbershop quartet, Teal Zircon played an 80s heavy metal song, Nephrite and her crew did opera, Monazite became a one-Gem band, Diaspore sang a romantic duet with Dumortierite, and Snowflake, Bixbite, and Larimar did a standup comedy routine. The show began to close, but there was still one contestant yet to put on their act.
"Well, we surely had fun, everyone, but unfortunately, we'll have to put an end to this soon!" Sam Galley announced, to the disappointment of the audience. "But don't get too unhappy, because our last competitor is sure to impress! Please welcome to the stage, the moment you've all been waiting for, Kunzite!"
While the audience started cheering, the Crystal Gems and the Rutile Rebels all stared blankly at a short blue Gem with a purple gem poking out of her head who wore a bubble-like coat. "I'm sorry," Black Rutile said. "who is this?!"
"I think I remember her." Garnet stated. "She was a corrupted Gem I fought once before putting her in the Burning Room. I may have forgotten her name, though."
"Hi, everybody, my name's Kunzite." The Gem introduced herself. "You may or may not have seen me a lot, but that's because I'm a bit of a shut-in and don't really get out much."
"So that explains why we barely recognize her!" Amethyst declared.
"For my song, I'm just performing a cover of a song I keep hearing on the radio, and I really liked how much the singer sounded like me for some reason," Kunzite explained while picking up a guitar and a radio. "I hope you all enjoy." Setting down the radio and pushing play on some easy-listening music, Kunzite started strumming her guitar as her song began. "Just a little time. Just a little something else instead. Just a little time. Just a little something up ahead."
"Hey, I've heard this before!" Amethyst said, nodding to the beat of the song.
"Are you kidding me right now?" Black Rutile grimaced. "She literally stole my idea!"
"I'm dreaming of being... being... being... Being human..." Kunzite continued singing. "Just a little time. Just a little something that I need. Just a little time. Just a little feeling gaining speed. I'm dreaming of going... going... going... Going somewhere and... Being... being... being... Being human." Kunzite put her guitar down and awkwardly prepared to leave when she stopped playing, only to be stopped by the crowd going wild. "Oh my, you really liked my song that much?!"
"Dang straight, you did the original version justice!" Brock smiled widely. "It's almost like you were her!"
"Agreed!" Willie exclaimed. "So beautiful!"
"I think we might have a winner here." Tristan concurred with the other judges, much to Black Rutile's anger.
"What's impressive?! I've been ripping off a song my whole act!" Black Rutile yelled as she stormed towards the victorious Kunzite and slapped her so hard, Kunzite fell to the ground. "This whole thing was rigged to humiliate me, wasn't it?!"
"Black Rutile, calm down!" Garnet yelled at the Rutile. "Just accept that sometimes, there will always be someone better than you! If it makes you feel better, we'll let you have second place."
"Besides, look at all the attention you've gotten!" Marty added, showing Black Rutile that her followers were still growing by the dozens, which was all she needed now to be satisfied with her work.
"I see. Good enough." Black Rutile's tune changed entirely as she walked off the stage. "Come my thralls; we have much to do!"
"I suppose we shall continue our indoctrination of the masses?" Aquamarine asked evilly while the Rutile Rebels, now joined by Marty, followed their fearless leader.
"Quit reading my mind." Black Rutile responded.
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As the Crystal Gems helped take down the stage as the show ended, the judges took some time to exchange some friendly conversations before they went back to their respective celebrity lives. "So boys, up for a few drinks later?" Willie asked Brock and Tristan. "I know of a good place in Dover with such amazing service!"
"Eh, I got time to kill before flying back to Empire City." Brock agreed to the queer fashion model's offer. "Hey, I know we shared this thought earlier, but Black Rutile is definitely all kinds of messed up, right?"
"I believe I've seen her many times before." Tristan stated. "She made headlines for her numerous crimes against humanity and her trial not too long ago."
"We made a good choice not naming her the winner." Brock declared. "Otherwise, she'd have let it go to her head and, I don't know, use it to take over the world or something!"
"Like that will ever happen." Willie laughed. "So, still up for drinks?"
"Yes." Brock and Tristan declared as one before the three judges left Beach City behind.
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Well, we had our fun for now, but next time we'll be getting back to more serious territory. On the next Little Homeworld Life, more new Gems will be introduced and it'll be up to us to decide if they're friend or foe! In addition, the Crystal Gems will start questioning their own actions and maybe start slowly falling apart. I'm sure you'll find that very exciting. Catch you next time!
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book log - 2013
bossypants by tina fey
the tragedy paper by elizabeth laban
when men marry bitches by sherry argov
the time-travelling fashionista at the palace of marie antoinette by bianca turetsky
the time-travelling fashionista on board the titanic by bianca turetsky
flat-out love by jessica park
top of the feud chain by lisi harrison
spider's bite by jennifer estep
between the lines by jodi picoult
revenge wears prada by lauren weisberger
you against me by jenny downham
the ex games by jennifer echols
eleanor & park by rainbow rowell
spooky canada by s.e. schlosser
the new girl by tracie puckett
cross my heart, hope to die by sara shepard
hide and seek by sara shepard
two truths and a lie by sara shepard
modelland by tyra banks
reality check by jen calonita
life was cool until you got popular by sarah billington
geek girl by holly smale
burned by sara shepard
stunning by sara shepard
ruthless by sara shepard
twisted by sara shepard
the glass castle by jeannette walls
i am the messenger by markuz zusak
how to get filthy rich in rising asia by mohsin hamid
bad blood by diana stabenow
the fault in our stars by john green
cinder by marissa meyer
spoiled by heather cocks
witches of east end by melissa de la cruz
the red pole of macau by ian hamilton
safe haven by nicolas sparks
the casual vacancy by j.k. rowling
wonder - r.j. palacio
where'd you go, bernadette by maria semple
the book thief by markus zusak
going too far by jennifer echols
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18th Century CE RPF, American History RPF, Historical RPF
Alexander Hamilton/John Laurens, Alexander Hamilton/Elizabeth โ€œElizaโ€ Schuyler
Characters: Alexander Hamilton, John Laurens, Elizabeth โ€œElizaโ€ Schuyler, Frances Laurens, Philip Schuyler, Catherine Van Rensselaer Schuyler, Philip Hamilton, Angelica Hamilton, Frances Antill, Alexander Hamilton Jr., James Alexander Hamilton, John Church Hamilton, William S. Hamilton, Eliza Hamilton Holly
Tags: John Laurens Lives, Polyramous Alexander Hamilton, Angst, Romantic Fluff, Family Fluff, Historical inaccuracy, Historical, Whump
Chapter: 1
Words: 5,128
1795, Laurens is without any success for preaching the liberation of slaves, Hamilton urges him to join him in New York and in the Manumission Society. Laurens finds himself cramped in the middle of a family he feels he does not belongโ€”his lover happily married besides himโ€”and surrounded by all of his children that have no relation to him. A painful endeavor to bear.
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Don Quixote
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