#on the fucked up stardew valley grandpa bed????

[fernsnailz]

long time no geraldoom

[puppyeared]

i like him

[dragonsir]

I hate all of you

[tr85n]

Head canon maybe?

Since benson didn’t know much about babies, he thought stella would eat solid foods so he tried giving her a wing and she just spat it out and he was horrified at the idea that his daughter wouldn’t like wings

Sounds more like a Rigby-thing tbh :p But perhaps if he was just very drunk off wings..?

[kaiju-booty]

important edits my boyfriend made

[disabled-cat-in-a-cowboy-hat]

[capricioussun]

I JUSR GOT UP A FEW HOURS AGO

[movedlololololol]

WEED IS SUCH A HELP 4 MY HEALTH AND I RECOGNIZE THAT BUT I REALLY RECOGNIZE THAT WHEN I RUN OUT AND FEEL LIKE IMPLODING

[fanonical]

the secret about stardew valley is that grandpa’s fucked up bed is actually really comfy, it just looks like it’s gonna give you back pain after 0.3 seconds

[chongoblog]

“Why are you like this???”

I was conceived on stardew valley grandpa’s fucked up bed next question

[sunnydrop-where-he-shouldnt-be]

in grandpas fucked up bed (stardew valley)

[frownyalfred]

I had to visualize starved/recovering Bruce in the fucked up grandpa bed from Stardew Valley to keep from bawling my eyes out when that ending hit

I promise he ends up okay! No major character death. Clark sobs at the end because, when he gets his full powers back, he can see how much of Bruce’s body he wasn’t able to see before on the planet. Every single layer and system, interlocked. Failing one by one, or close to cascading failure. It’s relief, and also shock/horror and disbelief.

[tvlandofficial]

tenna on stardew valley grandpa's fucked up bed dot png

[dragonsir]

[initial-lime]

Stardew valley “lore” ramble for my own game below the cut,, I’m like halfway trough my second year (first time playing) and have just been making shit the fuck up, if you correct/spoil me on ANYTHING I will hit you with my car. Applause and intrigue only

So,, farmer “hunter” (me :3) comes to the valley after being given the farm by mysterious dying grandpa with the shitty bed (I’d be dying too if you bed looked like that)

Spends the first 3 weeks of the game chopping down trees and weeding in a haze, as you do,

Eventually goes “oh yeah I should probably talk to these villager people a little,,”

I end up walking into the clinic after almost dying in the mines for the first time, like maybe,,, 3 pixels of health left, accidentally give Harvey a granola bar trying to talk to him (I did not know you can’t be holding items when talking to people) he asks if it’s “healthy” (Harvey doesn’t like my granola bars ): )

I obviously think that’s fucking hilarious, guy walks into the clinic practically bleeding out, gives the doctor a granola bar (that he hates) and then leaves.

I make it my mission to piss off harvey more so I get him a coffee the next day because y’know,, caffeine is “bad” for you, which APPARENTLY he LOVES, which is obviously where I fall in love with the nerd because he’s stupid and adorable.

I keep up my “charades” of buying him coffee twice a week, saying various things such as “this one’s poisoned for sure” meanwhile building up my farm and my skills, getting to know some of the other villagers also, like Linus and stuff (Linus is my bff)

Around fall I finally buy Harvey a bouquet and we start dating 👁‍🗨👁‍🗨 (yippie) winter passes without seeing him much (grinding money in the mines/fishing)

Eventually the first rainy day in spring I propose to my boy (he says yes obviously) and we get married (yippie x2)

Me and Harvey now live together on the farm (:

Specifically farmer “lore” vv

I like to think the farmer isn’t human, or at least not fully,, y’know we never hear about a “grandma” and like??? Stuff in the valley grows SUPER fast and the farmer is inherently very strong (can carry a bunch of stuff) all’at

So. The farmer is a supernatural creature sort of like a nature?? Protector?? Kinda thing?? (Inspired by ye’ Scandinavian trolls, because I’m Danish so y’know obviously my main viewing lens is from that perspective) we’re once they’re given/take a piece of land (grandpa giving me the farm) they’re bound to it and act as a protector and amplifier for that land, everything in the valley grows so fast because the farmer is passively magic.

The farmer can either have a “monster” form or a human disguise, for the first half of the game the farmer is in human disguise because people are generally distrusting of the supernatural but as he befriends the villagers he’s in monster form more and more (since that’s his natural look)

Since I’m Romancing Harvey I like to think Harvey had a suspicion but only found out about the whole monster thing after they got married but before everyone else finds out, he probably gets super excited about it since he’s a doctor and he’s like “omg,, you could study this” (nerd lol)

Uh yah 👍 there’s more but I think I’ll save that for later lol

[calebwittebane]

stardew valley is NOT fun to me ive tried it before and didnt have fun ever. it doesnt seem fun to me. i should be able to win by not talkng to anyone and letting wild native plants take over that fuckass farm. also the fucked up bed was part of the grandpa i think, a disgusting quadruped