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drumlincountry · 2 months ago

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If your life is horrible and you need a new source of meaning and direction.... Do NOT find religion. Learn to identify plants.

#Me Fein #There is a terrifying worldwide shortage of people who know how to identify bramble/blackberry species.#We haven't sorted out dandelions yet #Or nettles #Getting to know your neighbours changes your life #You're no longer alone! Rubis fruitcosus is there.#Plus if you're under 40 you will suddenly be admired and lauded by old ppl who share your hobby and thought no one gave a shit anymore #Botany #Plants #When u write things about botany you can be assured they will be read by weirdos for centuries to come #Or if the text is lost itd loss will be mourned by weirdos for decades to come

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lrndvs · 9 months ago

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compliments from girls go hard

#comic #the girly girls are girling girling #this one popped off on twitter and there are SOOOO many wonderful positive comments about shared experiences omg #anyway lmao this happened at a friends birthday and we spent so long trying to find out who this was #all i remembered was “petite/shorter than me / nice hair / one could define her style as ”pinterest coquette“ lmao

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zelkams-art · 6 months ago

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in all timelines in all possibilities only you can show me this

#artists on tumblr #Arcane #jayvik #Jayce Talis #Viktor #arcane spoilers #my art #I saw That Shot (you know the one) and my brain broke with how beautiful it was #and then I was like wait those colors... oh my god what if...#aaaand I've always wanted to draw the klimt kiss ref #looks like these two were the ones who got it in the end hah #but phew this tested me in so many ways with figuring things out

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astronnova · 8 months ago

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yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

#🧻 sharts #gravity falls #dipper pines #mabel pines #smokes a fat blunt. knocked this one out inbetween hw ive had this sketch laying around for AGES #edit: to the people pointing out they arent holding a bass #i am so sorry #LMFAOOO i used a free model online as a reference and figured electric guitars & basses looked similar #i dont play either of those instruments so …. my apologies ..

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cunning-and-cool · 9 months ago

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idk man but something about Stanley "taught himself extremely advance physics/math/probably many other things while running a relatively successful business" Pines and Stanford "is wanted in almost every dimension with a judicial system of some kind" Pines is sooo fucking funny to me

#one day stan corrects one of fords equations and both of them have to stop. and stare in horror #the same thing happens when ford starts talking about all the times he broke out of prison #gravity falls #stan pines #ford pines #stanley pines #stanford pines

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jue-jack · 2 months ago

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Kirby is a star!!!

#awwww you know what i don't hate kirby he's cute i was looking at my old art and he's so precious #what he ever do #i'm so preoccupied in being cringe or embarrassing to people but this was really a fun time #i'm bringing these back i was looking at all these pictures and i love them #art #fanart #digital art #artists on tumblr #kirby #nintendo #comic #i'm gonna post one of these a day #like yeah some people treated me bad but it was a fun time i just need to not burn myself out that's all!#not april fools btw!!!!! unfortunate timing lmao

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emilnikos · 9 months ago

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love it when my friends say "you would do numbers on Tumblr" buddy I am on Tumblr. and the number is 3

#shout out my mutuals who like my textposts even the bad ones #and shoutout my friends for thinking I'm funny. i think

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daftpatience · 6 months ago

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this messed up vintage cat sewing pattern has tormented me since i saw it & like some other folks have done in that post - i tried my hand at tweaking the pattern to resemble the illustration (and my personal tastes) a little more. i've ended up with this. i bestow it upon you nice folks now 👐

(update 2, added instructions & it's also on my Kofi!)

go forth and make weird little beanbag kittens! pls show me if you do!

#the original vintage pattern is free and out there so i figure this is probly okay even tho theres versions of this that people are buying #sewing pattern #vintage cat sewing pattern #calico cat #i did also put it for free on my kofi just cus thats where i put all my free sewing patterns yay whee #if i tweak it any more the kofi one is most likely to be the one thats up to date #vintage cat pattern

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noodles-and-tea · 18 days ago

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Don’t worry, bud, Bruce will get it eventually…

#I got an anon saying that dick figures out Clark’s identity first and just #yes definitely #I couldn’t reply to the ask tho so I hope anon finds this 🫶#I love the idea of comparing his body to a Dorito and it clicking like that 😂😂#but Bruce remains oblivious until one day superman smiles at him and it’s like “oh.”#oh. okay.#:))))))#my art #ask #KINDA?#superman #Batman #dick grayson #Bruce Wayne #Clark Kent #battinson #superbat

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great-and-small · 3 months ago

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The majority of the Earth’s rodents: How do you survive environments with practically zero oxygen, feel no pain, and live for decades when none of the rest of us can???

Naked mole-rats:

#naked mole rat #animals #esoteric biology jokes #memes #I’m bald #I love this meme sm every time someone uses ‘I’m bald’ like this it gets a snort outta me #also real talk go read up on naked mole rats they’re doing wild stuff with their physiology #I’m impatiently awaiting a good NMR popsci book to come out #but alas I still haven’t found a really good one

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anistarrose · 3 months ago

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Disability is not a punishment, but I think the world would be genuinely improved if every person involved in writing or regulating ingredient labels was mysteriously inflicted with at least one food allergy falling under each of the following categories: "natural flavors," "modified food starch," "artificial flavors," "spices," and "color." Down with ingredient labels so vague that they defeat the entire fucking point.

#i'm sure there's categories i'm forgetting so please add on actually #but these are the ones that make me and family members want to tear our hair out #allergyposting #disability #ableism #my allergist & i mutually agreed i should get tested for an annatto allergy #which is what's used to make a lot of foods yellow/orange.#do you know what a lot of yellow and orange foods say on the label? “COLOR ADDED”

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monstermonger · 4 months ago

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I'm convinced mama dragons carry their babies around in their mouth for protection, like how crocodiles do...

#another really old one LOL ;o; so glad i finished it #was stuck on it for a while because I couldn't figure out how to finish the pose for the mama derg haha #and then it turned into smth way larger than i originally intended >.> oh well i think it's still okay? and not too busy for its worth?#but anywho yeeeee another old wip done <3 #dragon #dragon art #baby dragon #fantasy art #fantasy illustration #dragons #inks #fantasy creatures #artists on tumblr #art #crocodile babies

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criiitter · 5 months ago

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how did sonic even get him to take that?

#art #artists on tumblr #sonic the hedgehog #sonic 3 #sonic and shadow #digital art #my art #sonadow #sth #sth fanart #sonic movie 3 #shadow the hedgehog #sonadow comic #one day they will cross out 'best friends' and write 'boyfriends'....#i was gonna say one can only dream but then i realized i literally made this #maybe i'll make a part 2 mwahahaha

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icewindandboringhorror · 2 months ago

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(also feel free in the tags to clarify Why you made the choice you made!! :0c)

#polls #tumblr polls #For me I think the top ones would be the House. The Money. or the Friend Group. But I ultimately might would go for the house #JUST becuase it would be my Dream House which means it would already meet mostly all of my specifications #and what I might be looking for. which would save a lot of time searching or customizing/rennovating.#Also because I could use that as a way to leave the US lol.. like .. if I get to choose my dream location.. couldnt I just choose some othe #country?? But I wonder how that works. Can you legally 100% have full ownership of a property in a country yet not be a citizen of that #country?? Would you show up and be like 'erm.. i own this house.. so i shall now live in it' and theyd be like 'uh no. you cant live here #despite owning the house. leave.' ??#So I think the initial process of 1. scraping together funds to actually MOVE myself and my most valuable belongings physically #TO another country. and 2. figuring out how to STAY in that country . might end up being difficult.. BUT. if I could just work that #part of things out then.. dream house?? security for once in my life?? stability?? :0 #Though the $1mil is enticing it's also like.. I feel .. with the way housing prices are now... that's not much???#it's a lot I guess if you plan on like.. investing half the money and staying in an apartment for 5 years while you grow your wealth #or something. but if you're a 'I Need Stability NOW' ready to settle down person who would be most interested in owning a property rather #than nice clothes or a car or whatever other investments you could make then.. eh..?? It seems like unless you're okay with living in #a small town or kind of far away from the city - even some SMALL houses in majorly populated areas in the US will be like #$600.000 - $900.000 or something. like that would be MOST of my money. Which I know you could just pay partially and make #payments on it but idk.. in the option of just outright owning the house it seems like it'd end up being cheaper.#Plus I would want to own it fully asap because I'd be afraid of losing it somehow otherwise. like it being taken for medical bills or #something. which I thought was supposed to be - not IMPOSSIBLE - slightly more complicated legally if you actually have #paid off the house in full. I guess the issue then would be utilities and property tax and such. But I feel like thats overcome-able??#Like I could just stipulate that my Dream House has a little furnished addition or something and then find someone #with money and be like 'Look you can live in this extremely nice area with amazing ameneties and updated everything and ALL you have #to do is give me money to cover the utilities and property tax.'' or something like that. Like the little furnished addition is nicer #than the actual house. they have their own pool and spa and movie room or something and Ill also cook all their meals for them #or whatever (how luxurious it would be depeneds on how high the property tax actually is/how much I would need to entice them into #why it's a good deal for them to pay it for me lol). idk... something like that.. ANYWAY #I asked a few people I know though and one of them answered they'd rather have a romantic partner. the other one said they'd like #to be able to choose someone to die lol.. So I'm curious what people value the most

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queerofthedagger · 5 months ago

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I'd truly be the worst person to stick into a timeloop because I'd really just spend the first 5 years catching up on my book tbr, the next 7 on all the movies and shows that've Been On My List for ages, and then another decade on ao3. like sure nothing may stick but my memories will and i can just go into a supermarket to get snacks and wine each day, and i have art to indulge in. like thanks for the hints on how to get out but respectfully, I am busy

#*mine #mona rambles #i think the one (1) thing that'd eventually get me to try and get out is the not being able to write anything that sticks #that aside? walmart bought immortality cheatcode and baby I'm desperate

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