Punk Hazard moments I love Pt 1/3
*5/9 of the straw hat crew shows up*
Luffy:
Your favoritism is showing Luffy (but same)
Law and Smoker: *Having a serious conversation*
Luffy: 😁
Luffy: Can you do me a favor Robin? 😐
Robin: Of course Luffy 🥰
Ussop: *tells Zoro what happen to Luffy*
Zoro: *Totally not angry cuz Ceaser hurt Luffy*
*Luffy looking around for the bird lady like a confused puppy* (+plus a funny low res Luffy)
Zoro being a fucking badass
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You'll never guess who's drunk live blogging One Piece and I gotta preface this with I accept the head canon that Crocodile is Luffys mother who transitioned thanks to Iva's powers.
I feel sorry for this dude, so you have a child with the leader of the revolutionary army. You leave that kid, get your transition on, (or have already transitioned and just not had bottom surgery) and work to become a warlord of the sea. You start Baroque Works, own a casino, almost take over a country.
Then out of nowhere, your idiot son appears out of nowhere to start thwarting your plan. So, in retaliation to not give away who you are, but you still love the moron, you give a non-fatal stabbing to him so he learns not to be a shit. You move on, go back to the casino you own, start working with your assistant and try to acquire a WMD.
Two days later your dumb as bricks kid shows up again to thwart your plans and gets you put in prison. You lose your warlord-ship, you lose your casino, the country is free, and your next in command has joined your son's crew. Okay, this sucks. But when in prison you start to feel like because you're feared enough you're beyond safe, you're the big dog in this pen and make it your home for a little bit. No sooner are you enjoying your stay but your motherfucking son appears AGAIN, shouting about his brother because apparently he adopted a brother while he was away on the island you left him on and this brother is the second in command to the strongest pirate on the sea.
Your son springs you from prison with the help of a bunch of flamboyant queers (I feel like Crocodile fits that thing that cis gay men can do of separating their gay identity from the larger queer community and sees his respectability to the hetero community called into question when he sees himself connected to the more ambiguous community members like Iva, Bon Clay, etc) and now you're no longer where you'd become comfortable and you're going to war with the government.
You decide to change career paths and aim for King of the Pirates and see Whitebeard, the most likely candidate, right there for the assassinating. You go to strike with surprise and... It's your goddamned kid again defending him.
You literally cannot catch a break and you know it's your own son that is the root of all your problems no matter how much you love him.
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Doodles cause I’ve been watching punk hazard (unblurred under cut)
Love this screenshot cause Lu looks so cuuuuuuuute!!! And Law looks like a pissy cat flicking his tail 100% of the time!!
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