#one sided radiostatic the only radiostatic

[rms-mathematic]

I firmly believe that StaticMoth and RadioStatic can and should coexist. I love both ships for unique and complex reasons and simply refuse to pick one over the other.

“Val is just a rebound” “VoxVal only” “one-sided RadioStatic” cool, glad you found what works for you, now please let my aroace ass enjoy my chaotic fictional queer-platonic poly dumpster fire in peace.

[deeply-unserious-fellow]

Okay, it might be kind of late to say this, but it's been driving me crazy for months now and I just need to get it out: THE FANON THAT VOX HAS AN ALASTOR BODY PILLOW DID NOT COME FROM THE INSTAGRAMS!!!!!!!!!!!

I kept seeing people saying that it did a couple months ago, and Idk if they still are, but those people were either lying or misinformed, because I've been in the Hazbin fandom since the Instagram's STARTED, and the Vees literally never brought up Alastor in any of their posts. Not once. You can check them yourself, the Hazbin Instagram Archive is literally RIGHT THERE- they never talked about him, let alone implied Vox had a body pillow of him. As far as I can tell, it didn't come from one of the old live streams, and it wasn't even a popular headcannon around the time the Instas were a happening!!! Radiostatic was a ship, yes, but the hopelessly one-sided version of it didn't become popular until the show came out. Actually normal Radiostatic wasn't that popular either come to think of it... I looked through the Alastor/Vox tag on AO3, and only about 182 of the 1,569 fics in the tag were posted before the actual show came out, most of which had them mutually attracted to eachother. Anyways my point is that the Alastor body-pillow thing is actually a very recent bit of fanon with no roots in anything that even USED to be canon. It's a valid headcannon, nothing like. Outwardly opposes it. It was just never actually a thing.

Sorry if this is no longer relevant, I just now got the motivation to actually do all the proper research on it lmao

[sparklingsora]

yeah

[mennany]

Was hesitant to post this here because... idk, I'm paranoid, but I decided that my paranoia is stupid and I should just post it anyway because why not. I'm trying to be more active on here, anyways.

Anyway I made this nearly a month ago because I saw some people saying Vox canonically owned an Alastor body pillow. No idea if that's true and I don't really care enough to look it up, but regardless I decided I needed to draw him and Val as this meme. It was too perfect. (So perfect in fact that I saw another piece of fanart with them as this meme earlier, which is what reminded me I made this).

[bonetrix-arts]

"I'm gonna make you wish that I'd stayed gone~"

I'm super happy with how this came out hehehe

[aardwoof]

i wish more people in the hazbin fandom were homestucks man

it’s so glaringly obvious to me that vox has the BIGGEST pitch crush on alastor

[onesidedradiostatic]

god this will probably be the only time I say this because I don't like using the tag to begin with but if you want to tag #radiosilence for one-sided radiostatic, PLEASE, at the very least, don't include a space. type it as one word: #radiosilence. I already take issue with the tag as it is but in tagging #radio silence, with the space, you're using and flooding the main tag that is supposed to be for the alice oseman book "radio silence" (which also has a canon aspec character apparently!)

please let people from that fandom have their tag without being flooded with hazbin hotel I am begging you

EDIT: made a more visual/eye-catching post addressing this! spread it around if you can!

[queer-deoxys-jizz]

Out of all the Alastor ships, RadioStatic is arguably the most hilarious to me because it's bordering canon if only in a one-sided pining sense

[taxi-boi]

guys i think ive solved all of shipping

(click for full resolution)

if only there was a joke to be made between apples and corporate tech giants

obligatory alt ending:

side by side with the original

[sketchyface]

Sweeney Todd AU where Alastor is Sweeney Todd, Vox is Mrs Lovett and Rosie is Lucy Barker

OneWayBroadcast/Radiosilence and Queerplatonic!Radiorose in one AU!

[crowfromfoggyforest]

Has Hazbin Hotel made anyone else forget about heteronormativity?

Oh of course these two characters are dating. And of course one of them has a pathetic crush on this other character. Oh, they're all men? I really haven't even thought about that.

I mean, they're a moth, a tv and a deer, does their gender really matter?

[hyperfixatedbastard]

Broke: RadioStatic

Woke: RadioSilence

Bespoke: Queerplatonic RadioStatic

[justletmeon12]

Vox: I figured I should fight fire with fire, and by fire I mean Alastor the Radio Demon and by fire I also mean Alastor the Radio Demon. It occurred to me while I was on fire.

[whateveriscatchy]

x

[knolastname-family]

I ship RadioStatic so hard now but it is essential to me their relationship is the most toxic, bizarrely one sided thing in existence

Vox: *wants to fuck Alastor so bad it makes him look stupid* (see head literally exploding and shutting down power grid after Alastor talks at him (not to, at) for the first time in seven years)(also see him being the only overlord to really care Alastor is back lol)

Alastor: I have never imagined you naked, only dead :)

Also Alastor: Oh look! Vox is live talking about me, better skedaddle back to my new radio tower asap so I can announce my return to annoy him specifically :)

Worsties for life ❤💙❤💙

[eggcats]

one-sided radiostatic is so funny to me, but it's even funnier when it's combined with radioapple

like imagine you're vox, and you hit on this dude who not only rejected you but went fucking awol for 7 years to avoid you

and then he shows back up without even saying a single hello to you and by the time you cross paths with him again he's dating the literal king of hell

how do you even react to that