#one time I dreamt

[schmergo]

I just dreamed last night that I was in a gift shop in Italy (where I’ve never been) and there were quotes about Italy from famous people on the walls. And one of them was from Sir Isaac Newton and said,

“I go to Italy to invent a new rat hybrid called a Pissed Shidderman.”

And it weirded me out so much that I woke up.

[whoareyoueventhough]

last night I had a dream that I met Bill and Ted, and I complimented Bills crop top and said something about how I would wear crop tops if my body was less bogus and he put a hand on my shoulder and said “what’s truly bogus is the way you think about yourself” and Ted nodded solemnly and then I woke up

[assasinationbycarscoveredinhamrs]

@one-time-i-dreamt 's pfp looks like an ace attorney mugshot tbh

[theuniceon]

Anything to do with Croatia ever: *happens*

Tumblr:

@one-time-i-dreamt

[frightenedcookie]

@one-time-i-dreamt is always on my dash, had to start with her!

[birdenjoyer]

Ah yes, the celebrities of Tumblr:

 • Vaguely Eldritch Pink Goop

 • The Dream Person (that has a tiny pan and a huge dog)

 • Knockoff Kid's Toy That Threatens Everyone

 • Jeff Who Is Funny No Matter What He Says

 • Firefox

 • OSHA

 • A Famous And Respected Author For Some Fucking Reason

 • The Young Version Of The Mentor Of A Movie Adaptation Of A Doctor Seuss Book

 • A depressed skeleton from a very meta indie RPG 

[bitchass-dyke]

@one-time-i-dreamt TINY FUCKING PANS (hard disk drive for scale)

[cassiebones]

I tweeted this Tumblr screenshot from @one-time-i-dreamt at Elizabeth Banks bc I thought she'd get a kick out of it, being Effie Trinket and also writing Cocaine Bear, and she retweeted it!

I didn't even think she'd see it, let alone acknowledge it! OTID, you're famous!

[one-time-i-dreamt]

'How bad can I be' from The Lorax started playing from absolutely nowhere at maximum volume.

[thosedamnlemmings]

Just had a dream where my ex crush was saying a bunch of nice things about me. And then i threw up on his rug so he did an immediate 180 and said “Never mind i take it all back. This man is a wet rat and a menace to society. Get him out of my house.”

[i-was-never-glam]

@one-time-i-dreamt I had a dream wheeee Donald Trump was called Donkey Hump when the country decide he was a joke

[multidimensional-trashcan]

@one-time-i-dreamt in light of recent events:

and:

[calechipconecrimes]

@one-time-i-dreamt says she is the actual ultimate sexyman so I must run this poll out of wtnv pride

yes I know it's an old, forgotten post by now and this has been rotting in my drafts for months(?) shut up

[y0ud0ntkn0wwh0]

I’m sorry, @one-time-i-dreamt, I had to.

[marshmallowturnip]

Had a dream that internet people started saying “outsmink” to mean outsmart and it got so ubiquitous that joe biden gave a speech about how he was going to use it in official white house documents

[corvus-woodfordi]

Had a dream that I was being chased by Ghostface, and I knocked him out at some point I think, and when I pulled of the mask for the big identity reveal, it was one of the Property Brothers. Then the other one came rushing around the corner and attacked me, and I woke up.