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(TW: Sex - educational context)
My dear lgbt+ kids,
This was a requested topic: let’s talk about HIV risk and oral sex.
First things first: It’s not considered completely risk-free, but the risk of getting HIV from receiving or giving oral sex is considered low.
Now, in some more detail:
Giving oral sex may be a bit riskier than receiving. This is because of the potential contact with your partners bodily fluids (vaginal fluids, menstrual blood or semen), and also because you may have small cuts or sores in your mouth without even being aware of them) but both giving and receiving oral sex is still lower risk than vaginal or anal sex.
Mouth-to-penis sex is thought to be riskier than mouth-to-vagina sex.
Mouth-to-anus sex is also considered low-risk.
Something that is important to consider is that many people have oral sex AND vaginal/anal sex in the same session, which may make it harder in retrospect to say during which sexual activity exactly an infection occurred.
While oral sex is a lower risk in general, your personal risk may be higher. For example if:
you have sores or small cuts on/in your mouth or genitals
you have bleeding gums
there’s menstrual blood present
you have another STD
As with any sexual activity, it goes here too: You can reduce the risk by practicing safer sex! For oral sex that means using a condom (penis) or dental dam (vagina or anus). You can also cut a condom length-wise and use it as a dental dam. Use a new one every time you have sex (and also if you switch from oral to vaginal or anal sex, or the other way around, during the same session).
A condom or dental dam will also lower the risk of other STDs (such as chlamydia or herpes) and infections (such as hepatitis, which you can get from mouth-to-anus sex).
If you both have a negative HIV test, and you both do not have other STDs and neither of you has sex with other people, it’s generally considered safe to not use condoms or dental dams. But if you are not 100% sure, it’s always better to err on the side of caution and use one.
The same goes for testing: if you recently had oral sex and you worry you were potentially exposed to HIV during it, you probably don’t need to freak out since it’s a lower risk - but for your own peace of mind, it’s still a good idea to talk to a doctor about getting tested. (If you don’t feel comfortable going to your regular doctor or you worry about costs, there may be testing sites near you that offer free and confidential tests. For example in community health centers, pharmacies or mobile clinics. Look it up online! You may also be able to buy a self-testing kit online.) Keep in mind that HIV isn’t an automatic death sentence anymore if it gets diagnosed and treated early on!
With all my love,
Your Tumblr Dad
#for anon specifically : I don’t think you need to worry much because of the negative hiv test#But as I said above: if you worry it’s always a good idea to get tested!#lgbt#lgbt+
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hi, i'm a younger teen (under 15) interested in having sex. i have a partner i feel completely comfortable with, there's no risk of pregnancy, we both know how to/do get tested for STIs and STDs, and have access to any birth control we might want to use. i feel fully ready, but i'm worried i might regret this when i'm older. i think i have a very realistic expectation of sex, i don't feel strongly about virginity, and i feel like i have all the information i need to make the decision, but i've heard horror stories (mostly from strangers, mostly online) about people having sex young and regretting it.
basically, do you have any advice? how old should i be before becoming sexually active?
Hi! Look, Anon, here's the thing: no matter what it is you want to try, you can look it up and find dozens of horror stories from people. The world is vast. That does not mean that thing itself is bad.
Yes, you might regret it later. That doesn't mean you're not going to enjoy it now or that it isn't worth it. If you have a partner you trust, most things that can go wrong, there's a good possibility you can work it out!
You could regret anything, Anon. Don't let that stop you from living your life, especially don't let it stop you from trying something you want to do. Fuck your older self, enjoy yourself and have sex with your partner if you both want to!
There's no specific age you have to reach before having sex. If you feel ready, if you want to, etc, those are good things to think about before having sex but there's no specific age you "should" be before having sex.
I hope this helps, Anon! Let me know if you have anymore questions. <333
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Unexpected things coming towards you (PAC)
Pile 1
I see that you’re going to be staying home more or feeling more reluctant to hang out, I see you being more distant towards your love options or just not caring as much about your love life. I see you overthinking more or just staying in your head a lot, I see you focused more on your career/finances and you may feel unlucky or unstable. I see you finding ways to save money and be more logical about your finances. Signs- cancer, Gemini, Aries. Initials- K, D, L, H, J, C, R
Pile 2
I see you moving on from confusing energies or third parties, I see people looking you up online or trying to keep tabs on you. You may be getting more attention online, for some of you I see some bad/petty rumors starting about you or people trying to trash your reputation. I see someone may give you an offer that you don’t want and they may start talking bad about you, I see you may turn down an offer to hang out or party. You may be partying less. Signs- Pisces/libra. Initials- C, A, X, L
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I see that you may be dealing with some legal issues or having good favor with a court case/legal matters, I see that you may feel “cock blocked” and you’ll realize that it was actually a good thing, I see you ignoring someone that’s trying to waste your time or being saved from someone that will waste your time. For some of you, you may be getting divinely protected from someone who has a STI/STD like if it’s too hard for you to connect or meet with someone then it was for a good reason. You may be concerned about your sexual health and I see that your tests are going to come back negative. Signs- Aries/virgo. Initials- K, I, Q, W, H
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Modern HOTD NSFW Headcannons
Contains: Jace, Daemon, Aegon, Aemond
Word count: 606
Warnings: smut 18+
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Jace
Doesn’t understand hook-up culture
Blushes like a virgin at his crush/partner making sex jokes in public
Type of guy to get a towel to sit beside the bed before starting for easy clean up later
Also has tissues and water on the bedside for after
Gets turned on by people wearing his clothes
Got worried when you asked for lube but quickly learned he didn’t need to be
Proceeds to buy 5 bottles of different flavours
Would buy flavoured condoms
Has lived with so many people he’s learned to be quiet
Goes on hikes just to fuck in the forest cause to him that’s privacy
Irl dirty talk can be hard for him but on the phone?
Mastermind at making you squirm from across the country
Got very scared by kinks at first
Now a fiend
Constantly googling aftercare tips and how to dirty talk
Watches those youtube videos about how to kiss
Whenever he’s drunk he’s a proud horn dog
Brags about giving oral
Aftercare king
Daemon
Has a designated kink drawer
Possibly a straight up sex room
Organises his ropes by colour and preference
When he sexy talks irl its amazing
On the phone its great
He cannot dirty text
He uses way too many emojis or his promises don’t work without the voice
He has mastered the voice
Each gift giving occasion is accompanied by him buying you new lingerie
Every birthday he asked for the same thing: sex
Defiantly talks in online kink forums
Goes to poly clubs and swingers parties
Teaches everyone who listens about poly lifestyle
Under his sex toy drawer is a after care drawer
Tinder fanatic
Gets an STD text every other month
Is on a first name basis with a testing clinic
Considered being a porn star
Aegon
Condom king
Hands them out at every party he goes to
Constantly preaching about safe sex since sex is his favourite hobby
Tider is his most used app
Will fuck in the library, his brothers bed, or in a car
Car sex is his favourite
Blow job fanatic
Did a blow job shot for his bday with his whole family watching cause he doesn’t care
Too lazy for most kinks but knows how to find the clit
Loves ball play
Constant ball jokes however
Secret bottom who will have a meltdown when you call him one
Definitely keeps himself very trimmed down there
Makes everything an inuendo
A proud whore
Nude fanatic
His snapchat my eyes only is filled to the brim
Ends up in a poly relationship for like a year but eventually bows out of it
Aemond
Too deep for tinder but not for random hook-ups
Also not for only fans
Because he has one and is making bank off of it
Was ashamed at first till he used the money to buy a car
Wants to make enough to be a sugar daddy
Daddy kink 100%
Has a sex toy drawer and wide lube range
Takes cinematic level nudes
Still has a small stash of porn mags since he prefers it that way
Best gift for him is making a sex tape with his partner
Seriously considering becoming a striper on the side
Has a couple of fuck buddies on rotation rather than a new person every week
Has a mini fridge stocked with water by his bed to cool down after
Constantly researching new kinks
Has a spit kink
Runs his own nsfw reddit sub reddit
Makes thirst traps on tiktok
Asked his family for a hot tub for his joint birthday and Christmas gift just to fuck in it
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I have had to run a gofundme for surgery and I have had to ask for help with vet bills so it's rather repulsive to see so many people saying that's why they never donate to gofundmes or people begging for help, only to reputable organizations etc. any LGBT organization would have never helped me get this surgery. You're used up and suddenly no longer vulnerable after you turn 25 to the vast majority of resources in this community outside of STD testing. Why help one person with a $10,000 need when you could use the same money to help 10 people with $1,000 needs or 500 people with $200 needs? This will always be the mentality of any charitable organization.
I didn't feel like posting a selfie for proof (I think I've posted a couple here or there in my server, but not publicly) bc my body image is in tatters (not due to surgery, which was more to get rid of the SENSATION of having tits on my body), but let's be honest, you could claim that's ai generated anyway. the only way I could even attempt to verify that I am a Real Person who Really Got My Tits Blown Clean Off is correspondence with the surgeon, which can be faked, and other people, online, who have met me in real life, who you could also effortlessly accuse of being puppets and just me on different accounts.
It's abundantly clear that some of these users have never had to be on the receiving end of this level of scrutiny before, and cannot grasp how unreasonable it is. It's doubt that is impossible to satisfy. The act of gaslighting makes this abundantly clear, people can and do pretend even witnessing something firsthand is not enough evidence because it can be faked.
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Liv you don’t have to answer this if you’re not comfortable with it but I was just wondering if you have any tips on how to have safe sex? I feel like those kinds of conversations are so overlooked in media and as a person who’s never been sexually active im kinda nervous and scared. I know having a condom it’s important but what else? Like, how to prevent infections or something like that… anyway yeah, sorry if that was an intrusive ask. I hope you have a nice day!
EDIT: i say this below the cut, but i want to add it here too i am not an expert i am just a person speaking from what i know and sharing what resources i can.
first of all please DON'T apologize!! this is such an important question/subject and i think it's very sweet you came to me with it, and i appreciate you trusting me to help!!
off the top of my head the three biggest things that came to mind were condoms (the big obvious one) but also ideally a backup birth control method if contraception is necessary, making sure you and your partner are tested for STDs/STIs (also probably obvious) and just generally are able to communicate about stuff like that, and (something that i wish more ppl talked about!!) lube. lube helps reduce friction, which prevents any tearing (both internally but also for condoms!! just make sure the type of lube you're using is ok to be used with whatever kind of condom you're using.) i've been saying for years that more ppl need to get on board with using lube because it is there to help!!
when it comes to sexual hygiene it's going to differ a lot for every person, not just depending on your anatomy but because everybody's body is different. everyone says "pee after sex to prevent UTIs!!" but the reality is that sometimes that just doesn't help—i know ppl who deal with chronic UTIs because they have a rly sensitive PH/flora and sex just fucks with it (no pun intended.) yeast infections can happen too. the most important thing is that you know this is NORMAL and is not something you need to be scared of or embarrassed about.
please for the love of god my sweet angel if you are a vagina haver do NOT use internal "feminine washes." they are BAD for you and your snatch. no matter how "natural" or "ph balanced" they claim to be they are not meant to go inside you and can rly fuck with your body chemistry. use gentle unscented soap around the area and otherwise JUST water to clean inside. (here's a link to a webpage from the royal women's hospital on dos/don'ts for hygiene! it covers everything from washing to menstrual care to sexual hygiene, but it is specific to vaginal care.)
i'm not an expert, or a doctor, i'm just a girl on the internet who's sharing what she knows with you. but i want you to be informed and feel empowered and reassured by that information, so i found some resources on safe (/"safer") sex for you in case you want to read some stuff from people who know what they're talking about.
scarleteen - this is the largest online resource for "comprehensive and highly inclusive sex and relationships education, information and support." This is an incredible and regularly updated source for info on EVERY possible subject related to sex, bodies, and relationships.
the safer sex toolbox from the american sexual health association - after skimming through this seems like a very helpful and incredibly detailed resource!
planned parenthood resources - they have pages that talk about everything from birth control, to healthy relationships, gender identity, and even sexual pleasure.
love you little friend, and i am very proud of u for asking and wanting to know this info. you're doing amazing!!
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would they also arrange appointments for both simon and prince wilhelm to get tested?//
Jan Olof is court marshal (hovmarskalk) and he just asked August about STDs, he didn't arrange for any testing.
I can't imagine the court even asking Simon or Wilhelm to get tested.
It would be hard to justify testing Simon and Wille, and if minors (regardless of age) disagree with their parents about tests or treatments, it's the healthcare professionals who will make the decisions.
Doctor appointments can be booked online on 1177.se (very and only Simon and Wille or their parents can do that.
Teenagers can book an appointment at a youth clinic without the parents being informed of it or of any potential treatments or prescriptions, (unless it's a matter of life and death, and only if sharing the information will not make it worse for the child/teenager. Do no harm etc.)
Children have very strong rights in Sweden.
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hello sex witch I need some advice! First is it bad if I’m interested in having a lot of casual sex? I grew up repressed due to religion and internalized homophobia but now that I’m (mostly…) over that I really want to explore and have sex with a lot of different women (while staying safe of course) and I’m only 21 so I have time to it, I’m not really interested in a serious relationship anymore but I won’t reject anything if I like the person. My question is: how do I go about it? I’m going to back to college soon first time in person since I’ve been doing online classes, should I try to go to parties or something? Or should I just stick to clubs? One of my goals is to travel to a big foreign city and go to the clubs there…..but how to actually hook up w people? Or should I download tinder and try that? I haven’t had good experiences with dating apps in the past. My point is: I want to have fun, I want to get experience and I want to enjoy myself most of the time, but I also want to stay safe (no STDs) in the process. I’m planning on having a little bag to put like condoms in and like other sex stuff. (Not sure exactly tho, I’m thinking like vibrators, do I need lube (?) please help 😭 !
hi anon,
we've got a lot to parse through here, so let's just tackle these questions in order.
1.) no, that's fine. wanting to have sex is completely morally neutral.
2.) there's no surefire way to hook up with people; it depends a lot on what kind of interactions you're looking for, where you look, your personal tastes, and a lot of random chance and luck. parties and clubs are great if you like those, but another really easy way to meet people who you may like as friends as well as sexual partners is by just going to groups dedicated to your interests and getting to know people.
3.) the part where you actually hook up with someone only happens if you express to someone that you'd like to have sex with them. there aren't any cheat codes to learn, you just need to like. tell people you want to have sex with them.
4.) you can download tinder or any other dating apps you want, but that won't negate the part where you have to talk to people in order to have sex with them.
5.) if you want to have a lot of sex, I'd recommend getting STI testing done within 2-3 weeks after each new sexual partner in addition to talking to each person about their sexual history and whether they know if they might be transmitting anything.
6. carrying tools for safe sex is more important than carrying a vibrator (although there's no reason why you can't have both). condoms for penises and shared sex toys, dental dams for oral and eating ass, and gloves or finger cots for penetration with hands and fingers! (more on condom storage tips here.) and of course, tons of water-based lube!
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this is a weird question but how do you do like ✨spicy✨ protection if you’re allergic to latex? obvi there are other ways to protect yourself from pregnancy, but what about stds?
This is not a weird question at all!! This is why I have my sex ed series! So there’s a few variables with this!!! Personally whenever I have a new sexual partner, before doing anything physical, I get a full STD test done. It’s usually just a urine and blood test (I think they only do the physical exam if you have actual symptoms) and I get it free from a women’s clinic through my insurance. Planned parenthood also does low/no cost STD panels and I think a lot of places will do it for free if you don’t have insurance. I also ask my new sexual partners to take the test as well. But if you don’t want to do a test or it’s not accessible to you or if you’re having sex outside of new relationships, such as one night stands (no judgment at all /gen, but I don’t know as much in these cases because it’s personally not for me) they do make latex free condoms and dental dams! You usually can’t get them at regular drug stores, but they’re really easy to buy online. Latex free dental dams are usually harder to find, especially at a good price, but I believe you can make them yourself with a latex free condom (but I believe that at this point in time, there’s no actual research on how well condom dental dams/dental dams in general work for preventing STDs. I may be wrong, but you should do your own research). These are just some I found on amazon, but I’m sure you can find them elsewhere. Thanks for the question! Feel free to ask anything else! I love answering these questions /gen


#I’ve personally never used dental dams though so I’m not the best source on how they work#asks#anon#sex ed#lgbt#wlw#lesbian
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A Comprehensive Guide to Navigating the Underground Sex Trade
Disclaimer: This narrative is a raw, uncensored exploration of the hidden world, designed to empower and safeguard women who choose to challenge societal norms and authority. It's a non-fictional, strategic guide that delves deep into the intricacies of survival and success in this illicit domain.

Chapter 1: Deciphering the Legal Maze
Unveiling the Legal Landscape: Before embarking on this journey, it's crucial to understand the laws that you seek to defy. Prostitution laws vary globally, from outright prohibition to decriminalization and even legalization in some jurisdictions. Research the specific statutes in your intended area of operation. Are sex workers, pimps, clients, or all three criminalized? This knowledge will shape your tactics.
Analyzing Enforcement Patterns: Law enforcement agencies differ in their approach to prostitution. Study the local police's tactics. Are they actively conducting sting operations and raids, or do they maintain a more passive presence? Identifying hot spots for police activity will help you steer clear of potential traps. Stay updated on the latest enforcement trends through discreet channels and underground networks.
Chapter 2: Choosing Your Path

Street Trade: Risks and Rewards: Streetwalking is a high-risk, high-reward strategy. If you choose this path, scout for less-traveled, dimly lit streets, avoiding popular red-light districts. Develop a keen sense of awareness, learning to identify potential clients and undercover police. Discretion is paramount; blend into the shadows and trust your instincts for survival. Traveling in small groups can increase safety but also increases potential to draw attention.
Brothels and Hidden Establishments: Operating from an established location offers a sense of security. Seek out illegal brothels or massage parlors that operate under the radar. These places often have connections and systems in place to ensure anonymity. However, be cautious, as they might be under surveillance or outright honeypots. Use aliases, and never disclose personal details, ensuring your identity remains protected.
The Escort Route: Disguise as Legitimacy: Becoming an escort allows for a more sophisticated facade. Create anonymous profiles on encrypted platforms catering to clients seeking discretion. Establish a reputation for yourself, but always prioritize safety. Thoroughly vet clients, and consider employing a trusted intermediary to arrange meetings, ensuring you remain one step removed from potential danger.
Chapter 3: Safeguarding Your Identity and Freedom

Anonymity as Armor: Protecting your true identity is a cornerstone of survival. Create and maintain a separate persona for this world. Never share personal information, and avoid carrying documents that can expose your real identity. Use encrypted communication tools, and frequently change your contact methods to prevent tracking.
Screening Clients: A Vital Practice: Your safety hinges on careful client selection. Always meet in public places for the initial encounter, and trust your instincts. Implement a rigorous screening process, including references from other sex workers or verification through discreet, trusted online communities. Be vigilant for signs of law enforcement or potential threats. Ask for an up to date STD test for your safety.
Communication Tactics: Encryption is your ally. Utilize secure messaging apps like signal and temporary phone or anonymous numbers to communicate with clients and colleagues. Regularly update your online presence, erasing any digital footprints that could compromise your identity. Maintain a network of trusted contacts, but exercise caution in sharing information, even within this circle.
Chapter 4: Evading Authority and Surveillance
Mastering Disguise: Your appearance is a powerful tool. Learn the art of disguise, adapting your look to blend into different environments. When not working, shed your trade persona, becoming a chameleon in plain sight. Invest in makeup, wigs, and accessories that aid in transforming your appearance, making it harder for anyone to recognize you.
Knowing Your Legal Rights: Understand your legal rights during police interactions. You have the right to remain silent, and sometimes, silence is your most potent defense. Familiarize yourself with local search and seizure laws to protect yourself from unlawful intrusions. Remember, the less you reveal, the more power you hold.
Confronting Raids and Arrest: Prepare for the worst-case scenario. If faced with a police raid, maintain your composure. Do not resist arrest, as it may escalate the situation. Document any rights violations and seek legal counsel experienced in defending sex workers' rights. Remember, knowledge of your rights is a powerful tool in navigating the justice system.
Chapter 5: Financial Sovereignty
Cash and Cryptocurrency: In the underground economy, cash is king. Set up multiple anonymous bank accounts if possible to deposit your earnings. Consider cryptocurrencies for added financial secrecy, but be careful, Cryptocurrency like Bitcoin isn't anonymous by default. While money laundering is illegal, exploring techniques to obscure the source of your income can reduce the risk of detection.
Evasive Financial Tactics: Tax evasion is a necessary skill. Maintain a low financial profile to avoid scrutiny from tax authorities. Structure your finances to minimize paper trails, and consider investing in assets that are difficult to trace, such as precious metals, cryptocurrencies or both.
Building a Safety Net: Prioritize saving a portion of your earnings. This nest egg will provide financial security, allowing you to exit the trade if needed. It also ensures a backup in case of legal complications, where you might need to pay for legal counsel or bail.
Chapter 6: Community and Self-Preservation
Building a Support Network: Navigating this world can be isolating. Cultivate a small, trusted circle of colleagues or friends who understand your lifestyle. Mutual support and information sharing can enhance your safety and provide emotional respite.
Self-Defense and Security: Invest in self-defense training to protect yourself physically. Learn to identify and handle dangerous situations, and always prioritize your safety above all else. Carry discreet self-defense tools, and remain vigilant, especially in unfamiliar territories.
Mental Resilience: Engaging in this profession can take a toll on your mental health. Develop coping mechanisms and seek support to process the emotional challenges. Remember, your well-being is paramount, and self-care is an act of resistance against a society that seeks to control and oppress.
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In the dance between breaking free and staying hidden, remember that every step carries consequences. Stay informed, stay vigilant, and always trust your instincts in this complex and clandestine world.
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Speaking of Martin (ew), I can’t help but wonder if he ever tried to contact doctora again after everything went down. He seems like the kinda guy (crazy) who can’t take no for an answer and would keep trying to get another chance with our baddie
Yo I have never thought about this before but now that you mention it...
Here are my head cannons about Martin trying to reach back out to her after she gets together with Gavi:
i think he would see pictures of her at the ballon d'or online (while at his mom's house) and someone looks over and is like "woah Martin! Isn't that your ex?"
and then it would turn into his mom being like "so unfortunate that she turned out to be a lesbian" (bcs that's i think the only reason he could give as to why she left him that wouldn't ruin his image)
and then one of his cousins (who maybe doesn't like him) is like "uh...she's def not a lesbian. Bisexual maybe, but isn't this her kissing that Barca player?"
And then suddenly his mother is lamenting being like "my failure of a son got left by a doctor! a disgrace! a plague upon our house!"
And Martin is pissed because how can he be replaced by Gavi of all people???
So he goes to text her, but none of his messages are delivering (bcs ofc he's blocked)
so he decides to call her from his cousin's phone
And doctora picks up because she doesn't have every single number from work saved
and then Martin turns on his best angel persona
"Hey baby... I know we didn't end things in the best way, but I can't help but think that we had something really special."
"Martin???"
There's a gasp and some mutters on the other side of the line, and suddenly it's a male voice coming through
"There is no way you're calling my girlfriend through a burner after I beat your ass once already."
"I just wanted to talk to her because-"
"Did you test positive for an STD?"
"I don't think so?"
"Then leave my girlfriend alone."
And then the call dropped
So Martin resorted to what he does best - leaving thirsty comments on her instagram
and he only relented after his instagram was suspended for a week because someone reported him for harassment and stalking
(it was gavi)
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