#only grandchildren

[silvantransthranduiltrash]

Idc what anyone says, Oropher would love to meet his grandchild and grandchildren via Miriel.

Everyone: They’re KINSLAYERS!

Oropher:

Does It Look Like I Give A Fuck?

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

I'm allowed to make this joke, but I love that Jewish death rituals are like:

"Pfeh, for what should I spend $12,000 on a big fekakte box they see only for five minutes before they cover it with dirt?"

"Don't waste my good suit what might fit my nephew Lev if the bum should ever even try to get a real job!"

"Embalming? Don't mind me, I'll rot in the dark."

[sesamenom]

co-high kings galadriel & celeborn

since elrond doesn't want the kingship, galadriel & celeborn are the eldest in middle-earth of the lines of Olwe and Elmo respectively. olwe is older but hes the king of the teleri not specifically doriath sindar so there might be some dispute between which line the sindarin high kingship jumps to, but they very conveniently happen to already be married and so can skip all that and just be twice the headache for sauron

[kataraavatara]

i have a sneaking suspicion that rook’s rest will about rhaenys trying to save baela which is just. rip book rhaenys tqwnw. you would have loved george bush saying now watch this drive.

[fromtheseventhhell]

Team Green calling Rhaenyra every misogynistic slur under the sun for the crime of having sex just for Alicent to be having sex with Criston while Blood and Cheese happened is pure comedy

[romainlettusdinnerparty]

oh my god. thinking about the byers being jewish again. thinking about a little will acting out and drawing the passover story with joyce narrating and jonathan giggling along. thinking about the potential future of byers-wheeler passovers. thinking about mike writing their haggadah and inserting little jokes and meaningful reflections about their experience with the apocalypse. thinking about when everyone has kids, mike and nancy and el searching for the afikoman along side them because they never got to when they were younger. omg thinking about will and mike turning the passover story into a dnd campaign!! introducing their kids to both dnd and the history of will’s people!! sorry im absolutely insane about this!!!!

[punknerdmusings]

If I could tell every immigrant one thing, just one, it would be to pass their culture down. Assimilation isn't worth it, because you are not making that decision for just yourself, but for every generation that comes after you.

[tianalaurence1]

Princess Anne With Her Children, Zara And Peter Phillips, Leaving St George's Chapel After Attending Easter Service. Peter And Zara Are Both Carrying Easter Egg Presents. 15 April 1990.

[cbk1000]

Me: I love history!! It's so fascinating.

Universe: Oh, cool cool; let me send some really wild shit your way, then, you will LOVE this.

Me: No...I meant like...to read about...not to live through.

[pessimistkale]

lady grandma probably being my favorite character is so fucked because every day i just think man what the hell was she doing

[cringor75]

my grandchildrens + miscs

[iloveyou-writers]

My little sister said you’re probably pretty cool

She also wants to start writing but she doesn’t have many ideas for what to write. I don’t know how to help since I always have too many ideas. Any methods you know to get inspiration?

(Also I’m gonna start using your ask box as a safe spot to hang out in if that’s okay)

aldkfjadf and you sent me an ask?

My dude, you're going to keep me up all night with this crazy sweetness <3 I would love you to hang out with me

I may or may not have done the typical Hannah thing and already created the blog whose idea I had 10 seconds ago

Uhm, anyway... honestly? My issue is I get inspired by literally anything and every. Single. Thing. I can't have a single conversation without getting inspired to make something. Or someone.

So like........... Idk? Does she know what kind of story she wants to write? Like, what does she like to read?

[kiras-monkey-bum-face]

my mum asking me where my vegetables are on my dinner and saying she's worried I'm getting diabetic and will have serious health complications by the time im 55 (im having a burger and chips with low fat cheese):

me about to tell her I'm going out for dinner with my grandad tomorrow and we're getting starters, big fat juicy steaks, and puddings because "thats what grandads and grandaughters do" :

[beepbeepkazoo]

honestly i just feel so weird towards most of my family

[hoppinkiss]

I just made a connection that's. dark. but kinda funny

my dad when he's in conflict with one of his children: never have kids 🙄 (read: "there is no possible way our relationship could've been better through my actions and clearly you are just being a nightmare to ME by virtue of being a child")

my dad when he hears that neither me or my sister plan on having kids: 😶

[bumblingbabooshka]

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