I NEEEEEEED Kurt shippers. or just Kurt insane people to know that the german word for tail is also german slang for penis
"You like my tail dont you" said in german ("Du magst meinen schwanz, oder?") will be read as "you like my dick dont you" by a german
this isnt to discourage people from using the word Schwanz, the oposite, i want people to write Kurt saying that because he WOULD
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I've been thinking about how much I actually dislike Damian becoming Batman as an adult and how I think it would be way more impactful for his character if he broke away from both of his parents and formed his own identity, which led me to "Well, who should become Batman then?" and well. What if nobody becomes Batman after Bruce steps down. The family carry on his mission, his message, but not his title, because Bruce helped them become something else, helped them become better than him. The goal was never to become the next Batman, it was for them to grow and learn and become their own people. Batman never dies, he is an eternal symbol, but one that they all wear instead of physically inhabit. I think as Bruce ages he should realise that Gotham doesn't need Batman, because now it has so much more than just Batman.
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Gonna start making another DPXDC writing challenge where I’ll make a bingo card generation that contains super popular tropes in the fandom.
The goal is to not write said tropes. Bingo of tropes to avoid and even more of a bonus if you do a blackout board on the tropes you didn’t do.
Reply with the most common DPxDC tropes ya can think of so I can add them to the Blackout Bingo List :)
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Donations are appreciated ♥
The last proper meet the artist I did was 2 years ago so oop here’s a new one sdfghjk
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do you ever think of an au on a whim and become obsessed with it
yeah so guess who is writing an extremely super long fic about childhood trauma, the consequences of time travel, confronting God, and slowburn ArVolo?
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random horny thought at fucking 10:30 am;
yk the gif re-floating around of logan putting his cigar out on his palm, his little facial expressions of like ‘oh?? might do that later hmm’
ok ok ok, now imagine logan is smoking a cigar (bc he doesn’t drink that much anymore but he still has his little guilty pleasures), in jeans, in a tank top. wade comes in to bother him bc that’s his new favorite pastime. wade sees the cigar and makes a possibly terrible/ excellent decision to piss logan off just a little bit
something, something ‘you know those are bad for you’, terrible flirting and mock scolding.
and then he just plucks the cigar from logan’s lips. spins it around. and lowers it to grind the lit end right below logan’s collar bone
heavy eye contact. logan shocked, letting out a small gasp, but so quietly into it. wade freaking out in his head bc it was supposed to be funny (and just a little playfully flirty) but now there’s something so fucking charged between them it’s threatening to send them up in flames
so wade pulls the cigar off logan, tucks it back into logan’s lips, and hightails it out of there before he does something truly, obscenely stupid
yea… oof
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