#ooooh i cant wait to see it

[ganondoodle]

why does it seem so impossible for theory people .. or any people really to even consider that rauru isnt the firstest of the first kings of hyrule, its been remade so many times already and the 'forgotten era of myth' might as well have included hyrule being forgotten; instead its always messing with the old titles and timeline and im so TIRED

is it rly some sort of complex to HAVE to connect the new stuff to the old titles somehow?? again i get that theorizing and all that can mean anythign but i havent seen anyone even bring up the fact that maybe, this is just a new hyrule and rauru was just the first guy on this one to call himself king, maybe the name hyrule survived but it didnt connect back to a kingdom so hey jsut thought thats a neat old name lets call it that, hell, maybe it was a surname of sonia even so he literally just called the kingdom after her not knowing its been called that since the beginning of time, wouldnt that be a cool coinsidence!! and also rly sweet of him!! like him being called rauru!! like a guy loooong long before him that no one knows of bc its been so long its long been forgotten he ever existed! isnt that cool and somber connection!

id also love if someone could just kinda ... consider botw/totk(uhg) as their own thing, like, i love the old titles, but i also love them as being done, their era has ended, this is a new era, what if we could just ... view this new era as their own thing without having to chain every little bit of dialog to the old titles

i really wish rauru/sonia never said they just founded hyrule, and zelda(i think) never called him the 'first' king bc apparently some people are unable to think oh this is a new hyrule and he was the first king of this one like i did but instead go into a rampage trying to make everyone believe totks past is somehow canonically right after fucking SKYWARD SWORD; like ... some people take every line of dialog like wayyy to literally, rauru probably THOUGHT he was the one who founded this kingdom bc he literally couldnt know any better with everything of the old stuff being so loong forgotten already, hes just some dude and not literal god who knows it all, characters can be wrong even when they believe they are right!!

(yes i am annoying about this bc i hate this on a personal level)

like .. i cant be the only one who thinks botw to be of a new era so long after all the old titles its basically a new world entirely, with no direct links to anything in the past, with references and callbacks from all old legends, but still a new world, without chains to the old, reoccuring names and happenings haunting it just the same as it did all the ones before them yet not being aware this has been happening over and over .... .. and, after it was said that oh rauru was the name of the 'first' king of hyrule, immediately thought oh shit he founded this new hyrule coolio (lets ignore how much i grew to dislike totk in general, i was hopeful still at that point) (lets also ignore how many problems totk alone has with its own damn lore for this ok, its its own mess that dragged botw into its mess but that doesnt mean it ALSO has to drag literally every single other game into its mess too)

[pinkmoondoll9shihtzu]

queuing posts is a form of delayed gratification

[inkling0121]

"My child is perfectly fine" your child created a goody two shoes dnd character with abandonment issues caused by her parents

[sol-flo]

are there any (preferrably good) deep sea horror movies? i mean set entirely underwater. feels like there are many prominent games but i can't think of any movies. i guess they wouldn't work as well maybe

[waloeders]

mfw i keep ending fights with zantetsuken :3

[ssprayberrythings]

my best friend | OP81

oscar piastri x ginger!female reader / smau fic

warnings: none except if you get triggered by best friends to lovers than look out..

this is just a self indulgent fic seeing as i am a ginger and i just wanted to live in my delulu for a minute. thats all. thanks 👉👈

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oscars getting better at the picture taking thing 🙆‍♀️ 

📸: oscarpiastri 

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fan1: y/n back at the slaying 

fan22: go oscar !! 

fan15: im new; who is she ?? 

╰ fan1: she’s a friend of oscar’s. there’s been some rumours they might be dating but neither have confirmed nor denied. she goes to some races and has become friends with some of the other drivers and some of the WAG’s so we just accept her as an honorary wag regardless if they’re actually dating. she’s also known for interacting with fans !! 

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╰ fan15: ooooh thanks!! 

oscarpiastri: i told you, you just had to give me some time to learn the angles and lighting 😎

╰ yourusername: yeah, yeah, i know 

landonorris: but is he a better photographer than i am? ;) 

╰ yourusername: you already know the answer to that ;) 

╰ fan12: i love y/n and lando’s friendship 

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caption: she insisted on making goodbye cupcakes @yourusername 

╰ yourusername: they turned out pretty good i’d say 

╰ landonorris: bring me some !!! 

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╰ fan17: she’s the cutest 

╰ fan22: y’all have to be dating 

╰ fan6: i want a cupcake made by y/n 

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caption: bye bye oscar pastry. have fun driving fast cars 🫡 @oscarpiastri

╰ oscarpiastri: really? of all photos? AND OSCAR PASTRY? 😑

╰ yourusername: yk you low-key love it 

╰ oscarpiastri: im uninviting you from my races 

╰ yourusername: do it. i’ll just get lando to invite me 😎

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╰ fan3: goals, i think? 

╰ fan28: hes so cute 

╰ mclaren: 🧡 

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what’s a soft launch? 

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fan11: BESTIE THIS IS ONE 

fan23: so is she soft launching oscar or….

landonorris: 😏

╰ fan2: LANDO WHAT DO YOU KNOW 

oscarpiastri: don’t ask me, i’m not on social media enough to know 

╰ yourusername: thats such a lie. you’re always on your phone 🤨

╰ fan15: if they are dating, i love their bickering and if they’re just friends, i love this dynamic 

yourbestfriend: i wonder who gave you the caption idea 🤔

╰ yourusername: i love youuuuuuu

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caption: early flights 😴 

╰ oscarpiastri: see you soon. safe travels:) 

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╰ fan1: yes she’s on her way to her first race of the season 

╰ fan5: cant wait to see her and oscar !!! *hopefully* 

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i miss you and our kitchen shenanigans 

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fan24: okay but does she miss oscar even if she is travelling to see him? or does she miss her boyfriend who she just left? i need answers 

fan22: that has to be oscar, c’mon…

oscarpiastri: its giving clingy

╰ yourusername: shut up 

lilymhe: goals ‼️

╰ yourusername: girl stop, you and alex give me life 

╰ lilymhe: nope, thats all you and your man 

╰ yourusername: i love you 

╰ lilymhe: love youuuu 

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caption: missed my favourite ginger 👩🏻‍🦰 @yourusername 

╰ yourusername: missed you more 😘

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╰ fan81: your friendship >>>

╰ fan4: lily & y/n i love you 

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╰ landonorris: happy you’re here:) now oscar can shut up about how much he misses you

╰ yourusername: ah and he calls me clingy 🙄

╰ oscarpiastri: ❤️

more replies…

╰ fan1: “besties” sure y/n 

╰ fan24: they look so precious 

╰ fan7: just post a relationship post pleaseeeee

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Great first race back! Cant wait to see how the rest of the season goes..🧡 #PapayaNation

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f1: 👏

mclaren: You did great Oscar! 

f1fan: that was such a great race to start the season!!!

fan23: the best part was that y/n was there cheering him on 

yourusername: i’ll admit i’m pretty proud. good job oscar pastry 😏

╰ oscarpiastri: wow youre being nice..kind of 

╰ yourusername: dont get used to it

╰ fan26: y/n’s love language is bullying you cant convince me otherwise 

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fan13: this is definitely mclarens year, i can tell !! 

landonorris: good job out there mate! 

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emptying out my camera roll 🧚🏻‍♀️

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fan12: THE FOURTH PIC

fan2: Y/N THIS SOFT LAUNCH IS AN EXTRA LEVEL OF SOFT 

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landonorris: of all moments to post…why that one 

╰ yourusername: cuz its funny 😆

oscarpiastri: i had no idea you even took that photo..

╰ yourusername: im like the paps 📸

fan15: y/n truly is the cutest thats all i have to say

╰ fan1: agreed !! 

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caption: a ginger found a ginger 🐱 @yourusername 

╰ yourusername: the loml 🥹

╰ oscarpiastri: who?? 

╰ yourusername: the cat obviously..who else

╰ oscarpiastri: uhmmmm..🤨

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╰ fan12: i want to hug her 

╰ fan44: are y’all dating..we need to know 

╰ fan21: dating: yes or no? 

╰ fan16: ignore this if youre dating…

Oscar looked through some of his responses of his recent story 

“I think we should tell them” he said looking at you putting his phone away. You were sitting down, wearing one of his jumpers and some sweats

“Are you sure?” you asked giving him your full attention 

“Yeah, they already suspect it and plus our anniversary is coming up its a perfect time to do it” he suggested walking over to where you sat on the couch, plopping down next to you. 

He put his head on your shoulder as you moved slightly to make room for him “That would be cute. I have so many pictures I want to post of you” you told him liking his idea 

“We could also post on our stories and not give any context before actually posting” you thought out loud

“Im fine with that” he agreed, lifting his head off your shoulder and turning to fully face you 

“I love you” he told you leaning in to be met with a kiss, you giggled quickly giving him the kiss he wanted “I love you, even if you do drive me crazy” you whispered 

“Hey! I do not” he pulled away pouting “You do” you chuckled “But I love you for it” you finished.

He couldn’t fight you on that so instead he repositioned himself and curled up to you, you smiled and started brushing your fingers through his hair. Eventually you both fell asleep like that, enjoying the closeness and warmth you offered to each other. 

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no surprise here but happy anniversary bub🧡 thanks for being my partner in crime and giving the best hugs..i love you oscar pastry !

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landonorris: ABOUT TIME 

oscarpiastri: i love you long time.❤️

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fan12: we kneW IT 

fan23: OH MY FINALLY 

lilymhe: lets go on double dates now !! ☺️ 

╰ yourusername: sounds good to me 

fan2: “giving the best hugs” I KNEW OSCAR GAVE GOOD HUGS 

fan7: SOMEONE HELP, IM NOT DOING WELL 

╰ fan26: SAME 

╰ fan11: same same 

╰ mclaren: us too 

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Cant imagine my life without you. Here's to more years to come 🧡

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yourusername: I LOVE LOVE YOU 😘

╰ oscarpiastri: DIDDO😘

╰ yourusername: 🤨

fan13: THIER BICKERING AND BULLYING EACH OTHER JUST GOT BETTER KNOWING THEYRE ACTUALLY DATING 

fan4: MY HEART IS BURSTING 

mclaren: our favourite papaya couple 🧡

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fan25: the mclaren admin being y/noscar’s biggest fan is my roman empire 

╰ fan22: girl same 

landonorris: yeah yeah we get it your happy and in love..🙄

╰ yourusername: we’ll be your wing man and woman so you don’t have to third wheel all the time 

╰ landonorris: no thank you. 

╰ oscarpiastri: too bad, she’s already going through her friends that are single that she thinks would be your type 

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i hope you enjoyed this! as i said it was just a self indulgent fic that i wrote for myself but maybe it'll bring you the same joy reading it as it brought me writing it 🧡

my next fic is a danny one that im excited about so look out for that!

[haveihitanerve]

Bruce talking to his dead parents: can i show you what im proudest of? The Robins: the orphans Bruce: i adopt like seventeen orphans in Gotham City The Robins: the orphans Bruce: some of them aren't even parentless, i just keep kidnapping them The Robins: the orphans Bruce: in their eyes i see rage and murder, i see it in each one The Robins: ooooh Bruce: and when my time is up, have a done enough? Will they stop murdering people!!?!?! Bruce: oh I cant wait to see you again. With my nineteen children in toooOOOOoooow. The Robins: we are the orphans Bruce: my kiiiiIIIIIddsss The Robin: most of us have diiiIIIeeed Bryce: theeeeyyyy areeee mineeee The Robins: we are homeless Bruce: no, they, aren't The Robins: we die and live just to torment hiiiiiiiim

[llamagirl28]

Im SOOOO hyped for when the other half of chapter 5 comes out!! I'm trying to explore a lot of different personalities for Mordred for maximum angst so i cant wait for the Gawain reunion (mordred cut ties because he's afraid of Gawain leaving him so he left first) lol

OOOOH there's a certain scene I have planned for that route in chapter 5 hehe 👀 Glad to see people playing around with all the options!

[cal-daisies-and-briars]

I did not do this fast enough and now I cant find the emojis so im gonna try and do my best with remembering the fics you had:

🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨(That ending though. My heart was breaking and healing at the same time when Chris came in)

🧟🧟🧟🧟🧟🧟🧟🧟🧟🧟(OOOOH Im curious to see who is showing up and also learn more about Buck and Eddie's journey!)

⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️(THEY ARE FINALLY MARRIED..in a great ceremony by the way!!!)

WOO! Let's do it!

30 for 🚨 (awww glad it resonated!!!!!!!!):

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“I’m glad you’re catching yourself,” he says. 

Buck nods. Yes, that does feel significant. 

“Uh, I don’t know what you have in mind,” Buck says. “Or how difficult my past would make something like adoption. But if the question is, would I want that with you? The answer is yes.”

Eddie grins. “Really?”

“Really,” Buck smiles back. “That would be like… Like a dream, I guess.”

Eddie’s cheeks look a little rosy.

“Yeah, I, uh… I think so, too.”

iv.

It’s February and Eddie is looking at engagement rings. 

It’s not premature. He keeps telling himself that. As if someone is going to jump out of the woodwork and accuse him of exactly that. They won’t. Who fucking would? So he’s looking at engagement rings.  It’s been a year. A year since Eddie was buried alive and nearly drowned and kept swimming until Buck found him. A year since Buck held him while he pulled himself out of his own paralyzing terror at the thought of dying. A year since he changed his will. A year since they fell into bed together. Almost a year since they both declared their love. And Eddie is still so in love with him.

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30 for 🧟 (answers to half of that this chapter!)

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Eddie likes how light Buck seems. Like he floats where other people trudge. There’s a brightness to him, even among all the ruin. 

“Maybe things could be okay, though,” Buck says after a second. “Maybe we could all have good lives, you know?”

Eddie smiles, despite the corpse dragging themselves around outside his truck window. 

“Yeah,” he concedes. “Maybe.”

▪️▪️▪️

They make it to Shannon’s more easily than he would have expected. They don’t see anyone alive that isn’t zombified. No raiders or deranged lunatics. No danger beyond the obvious. Eddie imagines that there are people alive in Los Angeles. He imagines these millionaires and billionaires up in the hills, in those big celebrity compounds, could make an easy go of it. Well, he won’t disturb them. He just came for his family. 

They have to be careful getting out of the truck. The zombies may not be doing too well, but they still outnumber Eddie and Buck by a lot. 

“I’ve got your back,” Buck assures him. 

And maybe it’s because he was a firefighter, maybe it’s because he’s persuasive, or maybe it’s just because Eddie thinks he’s hot - regardless, he trusts him. They dismount from the truck, weapons loaded, safety off. Buck covers Eddie’s back, while Eddie mounts the stairs to the apartment’s entryway. 

Eddie tries not to let the fact that the apartment looks abandoned make him abandon hope. Sure, there are big cracks in the cement stairs up to the front door. And the glass door is shattered. Yes, what appears to be a disembodied remains of a foot sits off to the side in an overgrown garden. But surely, he didn’t actually think Shannon would be just sitting in the apartment waiting for him. No, he came here for clues. Clues to where Shannon might be. 

Buck keeps his gun aimed at a zombie across the road from them. It seems to be missing most of its leg and is laying, moaning, under a street sign. Maybe that’s where the foot is from. 

“If it gets closer, I’ll shoot it,” Buck says.

[madebyteenagefury]

unfiltered first reactions to gpi as if i were livetweeting because i think it would be funny (spoilers below!!):

are these 12 year olds or do they just talk like that.

can i touch it, dawg WHAT

dont even know their names but i already love em and only want happiness for them (may be because they strike me as children) (update they were children)

why did bro bite his hand

WHERES THE OTHER BED GOING. NO. HOSPITAL?? NO!! NOT AGAIN :SOB:

i need subtitles oh my god,,,ADULTS NOW!! i see. doug. theyre in suits and he has a bandage yall boutta kiss rn?? OHHH FUCK ohhh oh man. boutta be so fucking sick over doug aw shit

"his name is assface!" oh babe.

"you know." oh BABE. oh fuck.

think about what all the time???????????????? THINK ABOUT WHAT??????????

this is so 'are they lovers' 'worse' and nothings even happened but so much has happened.

ooooh five years

corey. THEY KISSED(before)!!! FUCK!!! MISSING TOOTH!!!

this hurts ohmy god. screaming. theyre gone.

two beds again?? are we flitting between times. 13 ahh yes we are oh i love this so much. what if i hit corey with the autism beam. what then. doug is so me im gonna lose my mind. like when theyre kids. auughh

DO YOU WANNA PRACTICE KISSING?/ SAWG???god thats the gayest shit ever. everyone who says that never means it casually change my goddamn mind YOU CANT/lh doug fucking w first kiss logic is hilarious yes king.

oh my god hes throwing up. DOUG NOO AHAHAH. fellas is it gay to throw up in the same can after kissing.

augh one bed again OUGH HOSPRIALo ohh no. 28. dont do this to me. not after falsettos.

hey again! hes not responding. kms. NOO IS HE IN A COMA OH FUCK

"im trying not to swear so much" giggled

"her"?? dawg no way THEY HAVENT SEEN EACHOTHER SINCE HIS EYE??? oh fuck me man. babe stop saying rtrded please. hes moisturizing his fucking hand oh. MY GOD.

you cant marry her cuz what about me?? SAY YOU LOVE HIM ALREADY FUCK

OOO TWO BEDS. THEYRE CLOSER!!!! ONE BLANKET!! OOOOO!!

18 fuckin called it. 10 yrs ago. thin mints slap hes so real for that. the knocking on his cup shouldnt have tbeen that funny. giggled. okay theyre so besties but like this is so gay. bestie behavior but. they love eachother. (doug is mad about not knowing that corey's been having sex, which like id be upset if my bestie didnt tell me too i get it but correct me if im wrong, this feels insanely jealous

"cuz youre too youung!" YOURE FUCKING EIGHTEEN???

im so sick over doug HES SO ME FUCK ok fuck.

im so. insane. fuck. "whys everyone gotta be so mean?"

"youre not a faggot. youre not" ohhh ow. oh oh my god

okau so when he says :you have blood on your jeans. when did you start [that]: i cant make out what he says or what theyre talking about im assuming its sh??? if so?? fucking ow kill me??????

timing of me watching this. fucking wild. did not want to cry tn (im not but were dangerously close to it)

I CAN NOT FUCKING DO THIS OH GOD

milo when i get you. milo when i fucking. get you./lh

"youre the best thing thats ever happened to me" after THAT?? FUCK ME MAN WHAT THE HELL

he better be fucking awake or i swear to god.

33 OH FUCK MANHES HAWAKE HES AWAKE OH FUCK OH THANK GOD. FIVE YEARS AGO/?? COREY VISTED HIM FIVE YEARS AGO. is he in a mental hospital?? oh boy. these boys are fucked up.

theyre fucking soulmates. i will NOT be taking criticism. WHY ARE YOU LYING YOU BEGGED HIM TO WAKE UP ASSHOLE. doug makes me want to hold my own heart in my hands and feel it beat. dawg why u lying.why is corey mean to him :(

ohh parallels. oh they. hurt. differenty. but the same. ohhhh my god

"because i might not make it back"

if one of them fucking dies. i stg. 23 10 yrs back. wait this is the first bit again/? WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR TOOTH. DUDE. OH FUCK.

criyng at dougs speech after the kiss.

oh fuck OFF. only the poster wtf

i need the playlist they got. 38,,,

i went "hes fucking dead isnt he" and he rolls in. "im gonnakms"

"dont touch me corey" sobbing.

pleading with my screen for it not to end like that and its over.

milo. oh my fucking god

[sutimetravelau]

THIS TOOK A MONTH BECAUSE OF MY SHITTY SCHEDULESSSSS

All in all, glad to be drawing my boy Glove. Also I love Denim it's unhealthy like one hug from him and I will melt into a puddle of tears/pos

Anyways next up should be... Ooooh I like this prompt. Hint: Sober Up

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YOOOOOOO LETS GOOOOO! ! ! this comic is so good. glove fits right into the cast :) love how he immediately changes the subject after denim brings up his powers are coming back. Your panelling and colour choices are amazing, too. theyre so dynamic! I cant wait to see ur sober up comic- sounds like a 420 thing 👀

everyone read this comic NOW! ! !

[fangwhoria]

11, 17, & 30!

11. a genre you just can’t stand

i dont think theres a specific genre i cant stand… like i hate marvel movies but marvel isnt a genre….. im usually annoyed by big blockbusters in general but thats also not a genre… its typically specific filmmakers or styles that i hate over a genre. if a movie interests me ill watch it no matter the genre!

17. favorite actress

OOOOH HARD!!!! really hard. im just gonna start listibg actresses tbh theres no way i could pick just one. one ive been watching closely recently is kathryn newton i think shes such a star ill kind of watch anything shes in just because shes so fun to watch. my redheaded milf of choice recently has been julianne moore i really believe there is nothing that woman cannot do i would watch her eat spaghetti and get something out of it. okay one more WHEN is keke palmer going to do another fun blockbuster horror movie i feel like she burst out of my childhood and made me love her to death in nope and then disappeared again. where is she. i refuse to google it.

30. are you looking forward to any upcoming releases?

uhmmmmm tbh not in particular LOL i was looking forward to kinds of kindness but it left theaters here too qucikly for me to get to see it and i feel like its been getting such mixed reviews ill probably wait for streaming atp :/ and i think cukoo was just released in theaters i def wanna see that actually. OH and sean bakers new movie im still waiting for the release here it looks so fun!!

[angelpuns]

i feel like youre reading my mind or something because i just got done watching the movie then boom i get on tumblr and theres your post saying your making stickers!! eeeeeee im so excited ill put them on the chest holding my yarn so i can stare at them all the time!! i love that you gave them little tails, its one of my favorite things that people do honestly, i cant wait to see john dory and viva! and maybe tiny!

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Ehehehehehe I watched the movie 3 times this week already and somehow decided to draw stickers!!

I love love love when people draw them with tails!!!! I think they deserve to have tails for balance or smthn.

Ooooh I should make a tiny sticker, that'd be so fun! I also really wanna draw Cooper and maybe Riff since they're my favorite of the non-main trolls :)

[wikiangela]

"my work here is done" no its not!!!

they're all so happy 😭 but this is so sad 😭

aw, they "talked" about tommy 🥹🥹🥹

wait, buck has been here for 7 years but Tommy transferred 5 years ago? did i hear it all right? the timeline is not timelining 🤣🤣

omg Buck saw kim!!! ooooh i cant wait to see how it goes down lol

[writteninlunarlight-years]

hi can i get a match up for hazbin hotel and obey me? ^_^ erm i’m a trans guy, my pronouns are he/they. i’m bisexual and i dye my hair but it’s currently blonde (not my natural colour) uh i’m awkward lol,, i like making jokes and being very silly fr.. i like collecting “weird” plushies, freddy and bonnie from fnaf and i also have a billy plush from saw :3

i like going to the mall + movies, coffee and reading.

i dislike spiders, rain and bugs. also i cant tell tone fr 😭

thank u ;3

~~~~~MATCH UP~~~~~

Annon, I present to you your Hazbin Hotel match-----

Cherri Bomb!

Now hear me out on why. She gives me the embodiment of opposites attract. Who better to help pull you out of your shell and kick ass than Cherri Bomb.

~~~~~HEADCANNONS~~~~~

Cherri actually finds your awkwardness cute. She thinks it helps mellow her out, so she better influences Angel Dust.

She will help you dye your hair; however, expect loads of hair dye to end up everywhere but your head.

She will then help you get the stains off your skin and bathroom.

She thinks there's something wholesome about cleaning each other off, but she will never admit it cause ew vulnerability.

If she drags you out to party with her and Angel and notices you grow uncomfortable, she will guard you. If you tell her you must leave, she will whine and be right behind you as you walk out of the building.

If someone says anything derogatory or hateful about you, she will not hesitate to blow them up—no questions asked.

If you don't like violence, don't worry. She will take down places, names, and descriptions so she can sneak out and take care of the problem.

I firmly believe that as hardcore and Girlboss Cherri acts, she is like many of us with a secret squish mellow/plushie collection at her place.

Therefore, she likes to trade plushies with you and buy you new ones.

~~~~~BLURB~~~~~

You sat on the chair in the center of the hotel, a towel thrown around you like a cape. To the far left, where the bar stood, Husk and Angel watched the display as Cherri filled her non-life-threatening bombs with hair dye. Was this a brilliant idea? No, but what would life be with out living on the edge slightly. Cherri finished up her last bomb and then walked around to face you. "Alright tiger you ready for this or what, I can't wait to see what we can make." You nod hesitantly, trusting your partner to not kill you in this process.

"Cherri, he looks like he's about to pass out. Are you sure this is a smart idea," Angel said safely across the room. The woman just turned and looked at her friend, flipping him off before proceeding. The first bomb was thrown, then another and another. Blues, Purples, Greens, and Pinks flooded your vision. Coughing, flailing your arms around the dye'splosion desipated.

"Cherri, that was a lot. How much even got in my hair?" Looking around the room, Angel and Husk were hidden behind a blue and green bar. The couches were now Pink and Purple. Did any of the dye get on your head? Cherri came into your view smiling awkwardly, scratching her head. "So Y/N, what if I told you we are gonna have to do that all over again." You laughed a full belly laugh, standing and walking over to the powder closet by the stairs. Sure enough, your blonde hair was still very, very present. You began to laugh harder as Cherri walked in, completely covered in dye. How she managed to cover your whole body, her whole body, and the entire lobby, but not your head, was impressive. You hugged the girl kissing her check making a pretty color of magenta on the spot your lips landed.

As you pulled away you heard a very devastating screech from you assumed Charlie followed by a loud static sound. Eyes wide you looked at Cherri, "RUN".

~~~~~EXTRA~~~~~

(Walking around the mall with Cherri and Angel shopping for some gifts or yourselves)

Cherri: OOOOH~ Y/N look! It's one you don't have yet. (Points excitedly at a plushie)

Y/N: Oh look Cherri they also have a squish mellow you don't have.

(realizing you just outed her secret to Angel you slapped your mouth shut)

Angel: Naw don't worry I was buying her Squish mellows before they even became a thing.

Cherri: HEY CAN WE NOT BE TALKING ABOUT THIS OUT LOUD!

Alright now I am excited to present your Obey Me! Match-------

Leviathan!

He is the perfect embodiment of Otaku Awkardness. Where Cherri may have been opposites attract vibe with Levi I get the we are one in the same vibe.

~~~~~Headcanons~~~~~

As soon as you two get close, he will be attached. It's not like stalked attached, but it's very much needy.

He wants to share all his prized possessions with you.

Where you collect plushies that may be deemed odd or weird, he is out collecting figurines people categorize as off or strange.

He started taking part in the Mammon repayment fund and using it as a fund to buy you the things you love.

When Lucifer forces you two to go outside, you stick together, huddled over his Game Boy.

One time, Asmodeus convinced you to dye your hair Levi's teal because it would be cute to match. The man was in love, and it made him feel very possessive and proud.

When you guys sleep in his bathtub bed, he always lies on the bottom to support you. He can't risk his favorite person having a bad back the next day. Plus, it's comforting to hold you over his idol pillow to him.

~~~~~BLURB~~~~~

You sat at the kitchen bar playing on your D.D.D., waiting for your instant Ramen to finish. As you played, you heard two of the brothers walk in. "Oh hey, Y/N, what are you doing here so late," Beel said. Beel and Belphie started rummaging through cabinets; Beel looked like he was stalking up for the apocalypse, while Belphie just wanted to sleep. "Beel, he is obviously making something to eat. What else does it look like?" Belphie responded for you.

As you heard the microwave ding, you went to grab your food. "How can you and Levi's stomach eat that stuff so regularly," Belphie questioned. You shrugged, "It's good gamer fule all that salt in it." Beel laughed, stuffing his face with Asmo's chocolates. "Belphie, if you are so tired, why are you helping Beel look for food?" Belphie just shrugged and began to walk out, Beel following close behind. "If you're so eager to game Y/N, why are you dressed in Levi's clothes when 20 minutes ago you were in your own." You hesitated, face glowing red.

As you went to defend yourself, Levi walked in, obviously looking for you. "Hey Beel, Belphie, Y/N, why are you so red? Are you sick? Are you okay?" Levi began to dote on you while Belphie laughed and continued out of the kitchen with Beel. "Leeeeevi why didn't you stop them, Belphie is a perve." Levi laughed before responding. "Is he a perve if he's right?" As Levi smirked at you, you smacked his shoulder and bolted it back to his room.

~~~~~EXTRA~~~~~

(you are in the library with Satan studying for one of your upcoming demonology tests)

Y/N: Hey Satan, is it true that you and your brothers gave humans books to summon you guys with, or is that something Solomon made up to trick me.

Satan: No, it definitely works here one second. (He pulls a book from the shelf and then opens it up. Instead of handing it to you, he writes something down on scratch paper. Once finished, he hands it to you)

Y/N: Uh, what is this? (you look at the neat handwriting, reading it over)

Satan: Just trust me and say what's on it.

Y/N: 'Leviathan, oh Leviathan, where is Leviathan? Not here, not there, not anywhere. Whatever shall I do? If he doesn't show up soon, I will have to ( you paused, looking at the words before Satan encouraged you) Uh, kiss another fool.'

(Levi poofs into the room)

Levi: First and foremost, I am not a fool. Second, you will only kiss me and me alone.

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Percy Jackson Episode 6 Spoiler!!!!

Percy Jackson episode 6 highlights:

- In Percys' dream, the way Kronos has embodied Percy's old headmaster has so much messaging behind it! It shows that he does not necessarily has more power than Percy, but due to fear of wronging him, he is more powerful.

- The breaking of the fourth wall...shudders!

- Annabeth you're so clever with that prism look at you go! But where tf did u get that from?!?!

- SEAWEED BRAIN

- The first Iris Message!! The way Luke's demeanour immediately changes from hopeful to slightly scared before he covers it again when they say they know who the thief is.

- LUKE HOW DARE YOU BLAME CLARISSE!!!!

- Their argument about what was when is so accurate and shows just how much stress and how abnormal this situation is for everyone.

- "Monday you died in the river." Luke must be so confused...

- "When did you turn into an old married couple?" Annabeth's look is so 'my brother needs to stop meddling with my love life' its actually funny. Luke knows, he's going to go tell Silena. Percabeth was the true bargaining tactic. (Iykyk)

- Ooooh they've already started to mention May?!??!

- Awww Grover helping the animals escape! I always forget about that.

- "this seems dangerous" "they'll be fine..." "I meant the people."

- Annabeth's sass about the Lotus flower! He really isn't observant.

- " You were like 2 seconds ahead of me" sure

- LEVITATING?!?!? Perfect song! It bridges the gap between the older and younger generation. I could imagine this playing in an arcade and a casino separately let alone together.

- "Did you read the Odyssey?" "The graphic Novel. It counts" Yes!!! This is a PSA that Audiobooks and Graphic novels are books and don't let anyone tell you otherwise! (I'm looking at you, year 5 teacher, who told me they didn't count)

- WISE GIRL

- The way Walker said WiseGirl endearingly? Sir knows what he did!

- Don't believe him Grover!

- "if I tell you something do you promise not to make fun of me" "Dude..." it's Giving 'I am never going to make things easy for you, Seaweed brain'

- I was unsure about Lin as Hermes bit I'm not now I think it actually makes sense. I know a lot of people said he's not slutty enough to play Hermes who has the most or second most amount of kid at camp but Hermes doesn't need to be slutty. He's a charmer because he's funny. It's like Joey Tribiani's sister Gina said "you'd like him, he's real funny". And like Joey every child of Hermes to their parent would just be screaming "If you like him you laugh!!!"

- Lin how dare you remind them of their trauma!!!

- HE DID THE DISNEY VILLAIN EYEBROWS

- "Then I feel a lot better about stealing his keys" "exactly...wait what?!?!" I cackled this is brilliant!

- "You picked Hermes' picket???" "I'm multitalente." YES YOU ARE QUEEN!!!

- The Lotus flowers as thing you breathe in is so sinister! The more I think about it the more funked up it is.

- The whole pumping the Lotus flowers thing through the air is so smart! But I find it so ironic that Disney, who are known for putting different smells around restaurants to make you buy their food, are portraying this as evil.

- "Man, Grover got really old."

- FUCKING RUGBY TACKLES GOAT MAN

- Grover in Vr gear is the strangest thing to see

- All those cars from different decade puts things into perspective Jesus.

- "Are we late because of me?" "It's okay, we're going to be okay." Percy stop telling people things are okay when they aren't!!

- Hermes left them a note !!!!!

- PERCY CANT DRIVE OH MY GOD. I know he's 12 but this is still so funny. Truly what it's like to drive a car for the first time with no experience.

- ROAD RAGE PERCY OH MY GOD!

- The way he's looking at Annabeth so accidentally scrapes the car up the wall. He was doing so well until that!

- Oh my god that car scared me I was like, no way are they going to kill Annabeth off before the end of season 1.

- "it's easy to forget what's important when you're alone." Foreshadowing for a certain person on a certain island??

- That nymph (Nereid? Nyad? I get them confused.) Is so scary...more scared of her than I am of Kronos can't lie. Shes beautiful but I'm scared.

- Four Pearls woooh

- I didn't think before that the episode are too short but now I'm starting to. There was so much crammed into this one that there wasn't much time to digest anything before the next thing happened. I'd say there was roughly the same amount that happened in this episode and the last but the last felt more cohesive because it was all about Ares and what Ares needed them to do. I don't know. This probably isn't my favourite episode, but it's still really good.

Spoilers for the snippet at the end of the first credits.

- How is Percy staying behind if they have the right amount of pearls?? This will probably be answered, but I'm just worried that it won't completely make sense.