a concerning amount of witchblr will be like "um actually new years was stolen by europeans from the ancient god scroobus mcdoobus" and then you actually try to research scroobus mcdoobus and it turns out he was invented in the 1940s by a conspiracy theorist who powdered every meal with ketamine and thinks that queer people are reincarnated fish
27K notes
·
View notes
Cannot overstate how much that spongebob scene that went
Somsone: "spongebob you look like a girl"
Spongebob: "am I a pretty girl?"
Like was such a legit game changer for me as a kid
I remember that family and grownups and other kids at school would tell me in a sort of mean-spirited way "you look/sound/act/dress/talk like a boy" and I'd just be like
"Am I a pretty boy?"
There were other unexpected things that came from that long-term I think but that'sprobably where it started being fun
34K notes
·
View notes
Be real with me. You're sitting in a bar and a 𝔴𝔞𝔯𝔩𝔬𝔯𝔡 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔰𝔢𝔞 with a massive sword rams into the door. Do you or do you not laugh
12K notes
·
View notes
as someone who is starting a new uni at 23 but is blending in perfectly with the 18-year-olds i'm curious and i need to ask
feel free to reblog and tell me in the tags what age do you get mistaken for, and do you find that to be a bad or a good thing :))
17K notes
·
View notes
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
OFFICIAL BABY HONG HONG-ER DESIGN?????
AND SOLDIER HONG HONG-ER!!! MY CHILD!!!!!
LOOK AT HIM!!!!!
sourse - градоначальник хуа
4K notes
·
View notes
the mermaid princess has fallen for your spell, just not the one you intended...💖💕
✨beefleaf fairytale au because ill take any excuse to draw lesbian mermaids✨
2K notes
·
View notes
if all of xie lian's luck was sealed away so that his followers could get his share of it and hua cheng was his most (and most likely only) devoted believer in those 800 years and he's got really good luck....... do you. do you understand. do you understand what im trying to say here.
1K notes
·
View notes
Sabine: "Ahsoka took me on as her apprentice!"
Ezra [confounded]: "What? Why????"
I am deceased. The delivery of that line just floored me. Eman Esfandi is Ezra Bridger.
4K notes
·
View notes
My issue today is how Hua Cheng went from painting huge gorgeous murals of Taizi Dianxia with a tiny little gremlin Hong in the corner, to sculpting one Hua Cheng to match each Xie Lian, like an acknowledgement that his presence is something Xie Lian has always needed. And not even just Crimson Rain at his best, but all Hua Chengs. Even little Hong'er offering a flower. He was needed at every stage of their lives. He always had value.
1K notes
·
View notes