#or i swear to GOD

[themoonunderstoodmydadjokes]

SEASON THREE OF THE BEAR IS OUT

SEASON THREE OF THE BEAR IS OUT

SEASON THREE OF THE BEAR IS OUT

(Excuse me while I go binge watch for the rest of the night)

[rickycantdraw]

One Last Adventure on the Horizon!

[thiagodasilva]

we better all be rooting for bvb tonight

[hufflepotato-18]

TALK ABOUT YOUR DAUGHTER LIKE THAT AGAIN, I DARE YOU.

[ryan-says-hi]

OKAY OKAY OKAY I just had a MASSIVE brain idea, and usually I'd just sit and vibrate in my seat in silence BUT then I remembered I have tumblr!

Idea - Horizon: Zero Dawn HiJack AU

Hiccup is one of the Nora. He's not a machine hunter so he's pretty looked down upon. Stoick is the War Chief for the Nora and loves his son, but he already knows Astrid will take her place among the Braves and he won't.

Anyways, Hiccup has long been fascinated with old-world technology, even though he's never understood it, and sometime before the Proving, he makes friends with a wounded dragon machine. He fixes him up, makes him a pseudo tailfin and names him "Toothless" after the missing teeth he had to replace. He starts to find and explore old-world technology more passionately and finally finds a Focus in one of the ruins. He trains with the focus, and on the day of the Proving, he actually passes as a Brave!

But uh-oh, Shadow Carja Raid. Stoick saves Hiccup Rost style, and Hiccup only survives his fall down the mountain because Toothless catches him. He loses his leg in the battle, and recovers while Astrid takes the mantle as war chief. Dead set on figuring out what's happening with the derangement, he sets out with Toothless.

Along the way he meets the Dragon Riders from the different tribes (Not entirely sure who should belong to what yet, but it's absolutely a found-friend thing like in Forbidden West). They start unraveling the mystery, and this is where I fiddle with the plot.

They travel to the Frozen Wilds before everything with Hades goes down and meet Jack, a troublemaker in his tribe who's well acquainted with Cyan and grew up with old-world tech his whole life, and knows the machines as friendly before the Derangement.

Turns out, Jack is the "Aloy" clone, a rebirth of an old-world scientist (Not sure which one, or how he'd have Elizabeth Sobeck levels of access). Jack isn't crazy about the idea of being some old-world savior, but when he sees how much good he can do by granting Hiccup access into the Caldron, and what all he can do with Jack's knowledge of Old-World Tech, he's quick to join the "dragon riders".

Hiccup's mom would probably be from the Forbidden West, and left back to her tribe for some reason or another. Not a lot of ideas past that, but HZD is a massive love of mine so I'll probably think of something later and add it lmao

[mybitterbisexualarse]

I know this is a happy accident I guess but I appreciate that Bella Ramsey is tiny as a person, like they are 5′1 and it really works to show just how young ellie is when shes holding a rifle half the size of her or facing off 2 grown ass men who tower over her 

[haroldhighballjordan]

sometimes I randomly think about the time a girl posted in this girls only Facebook group I’m in telling everyone how she broke up with her boyfriend and he lied saying that he lost the spare key she gave him, only to then break into her apartment when she wasn’t home and steal the cat they’d adopted while they were together, but then he denied having done this and she didn’t really have proof that he took the cat since he wouldn’t let her come into his place and look for it. And then another girl saw this post and knew her ex-boyfriend, and she was like “girl. I used to hook up with your mans back in xxxx and I still have his number. If you want, I’ll hit him up and get him to invite me back to his place and see if your cat’s there.” And the OP was like “bet.”

So this woman hit up homie dog, asked him out for drinks, went home with him, slept with him, and then woke up in the middle of the night and TOOK THE CAT. Like she had only said that she would confirm if the cat was there but then she took it upon herself to steal this woman’s cat back. Like she full on Trojan horsed this man and then hit up homegirl like “I got the goods. Where you wanna meet.” And then the two of them posted a photo of them together with the cat to the group.

And I just think women supporting women is so beautiful.

[sneakertin]

the doctor, to the meep:

[wolfythewitch]

Vampires when they’re being interviewed idk

[theminecraftbee]

you ever accidentally create a recurring theme in your writing. you start putting together an outline for something you’ve never written before and get partway through planning, rearrange the pieces, and go “GODDAMMIT THIS IS ABOUT GRIEF AGAIN”? because let me tell you,

[payasita]

being a manager sucks balls half the time but the cashier kids im in charge of trust me enough to dick around in front of me so ive been keeping a running list of the shit they say that makes me laugh randomly: -"guys, is it cheating if you play fortnite with your ex" [4 seperate others, immediately]: "YES" -"there must be like… infinite sentences" -"bro what bro what the fuck bro what's that mean bro why'd you say that bro what" <distraught response to a girl randomly greeting him with 'hey there big boy' in an old timey transatlantic news reporter accent

[arsenicpanda]

FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S (2023)

[drusies]

couldnt stop fucking thinking about this all day at work

[maxgicalgirl]

Being a “Fun Fact !” kind of autistic is all fun and games until you get halfway through sharing an interesting tidbit and realize that it probably wasn’t appropriate to share in polite company and now you have to deal with the consequences :(

[grim-has-issues]

Me: I can’t be neurodivergent. I don’t have a lot of the traits needed, like being upset when your routine is thrown off. I never get upset when I mess up a routine. I am shit at keeping up with routines.

Also me when I woke up too late to go to the farmers’ market: I am going to kill myself/hj

[hummise]

do you ever just

[the line is from a fic by @/Rauchendes_GNU on ao3]