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sleepy-stitches · 4 months

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this kitchen fucking sucks. i have actual grievances but most fucking importantly the cabinets are in just the right position that i cant sit on the counter anywhere

#my genuine complaint is that there is. hold on wheres my tape measure #there is a gap of 75cm between one side of the kitchen and the other #or like between the counters anyway #if youre in front of the stove youre down another 20cm #but alas. this is the way it is. play the tiles im given and all that #original post placeholder tag #OH and the fucking ignition for the stove is broken so me and my lighter have been getting deliciously intimate with the gas

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kikiavci · 4 months

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Hey, time for another one of these!

Last time I asked how everyone thinks time works in-universe for blaseball, and while I was planning on asking about how siestas work, I think enough people answered that too that I'm gonna skip to my next thought which is:

What are Umpires?

Again, some thoughts to get the ball rolling. (And again, I am disappointed by the character limit on polls >:T)

Umpires are humans. The ability to incinerate (or alternate/curse/quest) does not change this, and may be tied to their position. Any change in eye color is not symbolic of other changes.

Umpires look human. Perhaps they were at some point. Perhaps they are possessed. Perhaps they willingly gave up their humanity to the blaseball gods in exchange for their power to Rule. Perhaps their family cashes their checks, as the thing living among them has no need for things other than Splort.

Umpires are monsters. If they were ever human, opening the book was enough to change that. They are horrible, clawing, hungry things, fire barely contained by a black mask of Law. Given their established love of Blood, I would argue this is a surprisingly textual angle.

Consider also: Perhaps, werewolf-style, these things are changed by the presence/absence/nature of an eclipse?

#my stuff #blaseball #rogue umpires #not tagging the other crews lol sorry you only existed for a season #ANYWAY i wanna hear yalls headcanons!!#I feel like #there's kinda a divide in the community between incins feeling divorced from the context of the umpire #like almost an inevitability #or a tragic workplace accident #and the other side of that which is the bitter and violent hatred of umps and the desire to kick their asses at all times #The latter of which is I think enabled especially in teams with access to counter-incins like the tigers and the iffy jr era dale #...tbh i think it fell off a little in general post-peanut #anyway enough tag rambles

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b4kuch1n · 1 year

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langa special

#sk8 the infinity #hasegawa langa #kyan reki #renga #sure. every shrimp is a prawn etc #man. listen. langa is my core ''freaks make the world go round'' baby rn #I have like. a Thesis in my brain abt skateboarding and how its viewed in sk8 and like. deviancy and social norms and #the intrinsic relation between being cool and being a weirdo. gods I did Not shut up at mim abt it last night #or two nights ago. time is fake #fuckign brought up adam in relation to warfred bartosz too that was embarrassing #(for the record my opinion on adam is ''he is too rich and being less rich would literally cure him'')#but yeah I'm laying a bit of ''purposefully thick'' on langa here. its not that the boy doesnt know its that he doesnt care #guy who deals with anxiety by simply not thinking #every day in langas brain he walks into a room full of smashed cups and vases and he like. picks up a few pieces at a time #and puts em on the counter. hes been doing this for months #bet kid has set fire to something in a steel barrel at least once. langa youre a real one to me #anyways! the ''tastes like ant'' thing is real I just experienced it. idk why but I think? oolong caramel?#can smell Really close to the ant smell. it is Very weird #(I did finish that piece of cake anyway. paid for that shit)#last night has been full of events! that I am still digesting. theater very good. hangin out with friends very good too #heres to freaks. makin the world go round. gotta be weird to be cool!#have a good night! I pass the fuck out now. goobaba. tilt ur stage a little bit it makes a world of difference

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jacqcrisis · 11 months

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caleb: don't worry, I won't be in your apartment too long

zeke: no, what? no, baby, stay. don't go. please. you can stay on my couch forever if you want. i promise my cat will love you and i won't even leave raw meat on the counter to get funky while your here please don't leave ಥ_ಥ

#monster dude and gym bro #that's what that smell was #zeke did one thing of cleaning before he ran out to pick up caleb #and that was tossing the meat he left out on the counter for a few days to get 'ripe'#forgot to take the trash with the smelly meat out but hey its a start #changelings evolved to be carrion eaters and zeke is no exception #there's no fundamental difference between fresh meat and rotten meat for him other than taste and he likes it sometimes #god im glad to be at the 'zeke has some quirky habits because hes a different species altogether' portion of this #anyway what was this post about?

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designernishiki · 1 year

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#no one’s gonna pick date but god that’d be a funny option #he’d be supportive but also would be so caught off guard and so uneducated on the topic he’d say just. the stupidest shit #and you KNOW kiryu would just say it out of the fucking blue. date would probably drop a glass or something behind the counter. whiplash #anyway honestly it’s always been hard for me to pick between haruka and daigo- haruka obviously is the number one most important person to #him and if he’s gonna be that vulnerable with anyone it’s most likely gonna be her #HOWEVER. if he (miraculously) picked up on daigo never having an interest in women and having at least one close male companion that was a #liiiiitttttle too close to be Just a companion #then daigo has an advantage because. i mean. it’d guarantee the person he’d admitting this too wouldn’t judge him for it #and would have- amusingly enough- more experience in the area than kiryu himself thus the possibility for advice/reassurance #which is such an interesting conceptual conversation that I started writing it. maybe one day I’ll finish it……….#I think the only way he’d come out ti majima first would be completely on accident / incidentally #like. getting drunk with him and laughing about whatever havin a good time and after a waitress or whoever hits on kiryu majima says like #‘you know- I’ve known you for like 30 years and I don’t think I’ve ever seen you return the favor when a gal flirts with ya- so what kinda #gals ARE you into–‘ ‘I don’t think I’ve ever really been into any women. ………. ah.’#anyway that’s just one thought #anyway have fun with this #kiryu #kazuma kiryu #yakuza #rambling #polls

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spacetrashpile · 2 years

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i’ve been watching my friend play p5 royal for a bit now and i’ve decided that it’s the ideal way to play p5 not because of any story changes or what have you, but because you can unlock isanagi-no-ookami (the god final persona from p4) for basically free at any level and then just myriad truths your way through the rest of the game and it’s the funniest thing in the world

#space rambles #persona 5 royal #we realized this on like our third visit to kamoshida’s palace #and this guy literally DECIMATES EVERYTHING he’s doing at least 400-500 damage to every enemy on any hit #and he replenishes all sp in between battles so you can MILK HIM #we were playing for the story anyways but seeing mona be like ‘oh no these guys are tough!’ and then decimating them in one hit #was making us lose it so we just have him forever now #we could only use him once against kamoshida though so we had to fight him normally #however by the time we got to madarame we had enough sp and items to use him 2-3 times in a battle #so we literally fought madarame in under 10 minutes #this is speedrunning at its finest (laziest)#we also have multiple counters running for this run through #right now they’re the for real counter and the someone says ‘i’m gonna kill kamoshida’ counter #we didn’t have one for madarame’s palace so we need to make a new counter for the next one #but yeah p5r has been so fun #my friend who’s playing it has played the whole thing #one of the people who i’m watching with has played through most of p5 but never finished it and also has never played royal #and then me and my other friend are going in basically blind #ryuji’s my favorite btw #this turned into me just ranting about playing games with my friends because it’s fun lol #but yeah play with izanagi it’s SO funny

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exopelagic · 1 month

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evil summer flat log night 1: mixed up the room my flatmates are staying in. only one is home rn and I thought he had the room whose door has been open all day so wasn’t here rn (I haven’t seen the other one). he is in fact in the room with the closed door and is probably in and trying to sleep while I’ve been wandering around on the phone. likelihood of coming to a kitchen agreement plummeting. send help

#flat situation pretty bleak. nothing I have seen so far bodes well for the next 6 weeks #actually I mean I have not actually heard him like at all. I DID have my headphones in for about 40 minutes #he COULD have come in during that time bc he did go out earlier. but I haven’t heard him ¯\_(ツ)_/¯#anyway he puts cling film on all the kitchen counters presumably so he doesn’t have to wipe them down and can just throw away the cling film #cool! you go girl! I do not wanna do that though <3 #bc. obviously he doesn’t wipe down the counters between cling films. so it’s dirty. like Badly dirty.#gonna see if he’d be willing to let me have the counter which seems to not be used for cooking as much bc I would like to cook <3 #i can hear people upstairs but not him so I’m 95% sure he’s not in #which is good bc I also decided to spray down the shower and I think that could be taken as an insult #listen. I know I’m insane. but this flat is a nightmare on multiple fronts and I’m controlling the things I can #I also forgot my sliders and I don’t wanna rawdog someone else’s shower #(the other two have been here a WHILE now)#I’m gonna stop analysing this now bc i gotta get up early and I won’t sleep if I do this. bed already uncomfortable #luke.txt

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advisorsage · 2 months

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I've tried my second alcohol

Got more than a sip down this time

Don't like this one either

#first time i tried beer that was a huge bust #this time it was a buzzball #the flavor was good but the alcohol itself tasted really bad #it was vodka so i think i don't like vodka #in any case my adventures in drinking are few and far between #i drank maybe half of the thing and it's sitting on the counter and I'm just staring at it #now that I've had some i feel compelled to finish it but the taste and aftertaste of the vodka is so bad #fuck #anyway #drink responsibily

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vonkarma2 · 2 months

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ultimately my enjoyment is hampered because it is low key sexist bc it takes place in an alternate universe where Sigmund Freud is real. though I did still like it for the most part but I hate Sigmund Freudddd Utena better

#Btw noril don’t read these tags there are spoilers #like idk id have to think abt it more maybe talk abt it with someone else #like does this overall criticize or reinforce gender roles slash heterosexuality #bc like shinji clearly is not the ideal of masculinity and I don’t think that’s seen as a bad thing bc its not like toji’s personality #is seen all that positively either #+ obviously shinji not being a stone cold murderer like gendo wants is a good thing lol #and shinji is straight up into kaworu obviously #but there are a lot of counter examples as well #also I think the adult female characters are all undermined by their sexuality #like ofc gendo and the other old bitch whose name I forget are motivated by their love for yui #but they are stone cold about it. I don’t want to see ritsuko break down crying abt how gendo doesn’t love her dawg #to the point where she is choking out rei being jealous of a child #I think to some extent the show is aware of there being a power imbalance between men and women but even if its treating the #Female characters as distinct individuals worthy of success I think it is a) victimizing them b) claiming there is an inherent unchanging #biological basis for all of these things #pitying of women rather than having contempt for them lol #the only mentally stable person is kaji #you could also say ofc that the 4 main characters who are the most miserable and traumatized #have special attention given to how emotionally broken they are bc they are especially scarred not bc they are women #since obviously shinji is there <I think he’s a trans girl anyway but we are talking abt authorial intent #but I think the way they are treated and the nature of their problems especially asuka and misato is highly highly gendered #not a bad thing inherently since obviously their gender impacts their life #but it does feel less like bc they are a woman society treats them badly #and more like bc they are a woman they are weaker and more emotional and easily hurt. or more emotional about how they are hurt #and shinji is like them bc he is particularly weak #I’ve only seen the show not the movie or rebuilds but him being the only one to resolve his arc positively #asukas mom killing herself over a man ritsuko and her mom and misato self destructing over men #<made worse bc they are grown women so theoretically more mature but since they are susceptible to sexuality they are weaker #than even the female children #‘it’s sad that men have all the control but men will always have all the control’ it feels like. idk thoughhh

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wowbright · 1 year

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Today I went out on the ocean and saw puffins. They're so neat!

Also learned that indeed I am prone to motion sickness.

10/10 wouldn't do it again

#i even took Dramamine #but not before getting on the boat #also my recurrent inability to tell the difference between hunger and nausea didn't help #I thought I was just hungry for like a full half hour before I realized that actually I was feeling unwell and it was the motion causing it #what is it with bodies #finally those ginger chews I had to buy at the Asian grocery store to bring my purchase of edible alkali up to the $5 minimum #so glad they had those at the counter as the thing to grab #because I do like to keep them handy but this was the first time I had needed to use them since that day a couple weeks ago #me!#gpoy #oh but anyway the puffins were neat #also saw other neat birds #birding #my life list is now longer by at least two species #buddy went to Ecuador earlier thia month and his is up by 300+#but it's not a competition #seals and an otter too!

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atreldes · 1 year

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“Forget a footnote or a chapter— I want the whole fucking history book!”

A moodboard for my @infamous-if mc Rorie Rose, she/her, lead singer of electronic/synth rock band rising//sinking.

#i need to make a playlist but the bands vibes are very much in line with infected mushroom's cover of black velvet #no but genuinely infamous is the funnest if demo i've read in a long time & i'm super excited for more #think i'm gonna go for seven's route first ft not realizing you're in love until it's too late #or maybe g... or august... idk yet actually i love every single ro so far *sobs*#misc facts abt rorie: Knows she's one of the best singers around you can't tell her otherwise.#says shit like 'oh come on i was /born/ to be a rock star it's basically written on my birth certificate'#but is actually really nice & polite lmao she's just very self assured #def told seven they'd be bigger than the beatles & was only half kidding #the r & s in the band name is the name is absolutely a reference to rorie & seven & she voted to keep it a duet #always ends up taking her shoes off on stage b/c she always wears heels & regrets it afterward b/c she's a jump all over the stage singer #loves to be a pest to orion but really respects him & his opinion deep down #low-key a flirt but doesn't really realize it + is very physically affectionate. Will sit on nearly anybody's lap if no chair is available #(she doesn't sit in chairs properly anyway lol. always wants to be on the counter or something)#(*kitty foreman voice* she likes to feel tall)#toes the fashion line between bohemian & whimsigoth- if it's got a skirt & looks like something a 70s era groupie would have worn? she's in #has multiple ear piercings mirrored nostrils a septum & a vertical labret. silver girlie.#idk just random little bits! slowly fleshing her out & obvi more will come as the story progresses ^^#if: infamous

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adlamu · 11 months

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me every time i see [insert alt subculture (which definitely came about as part of their respective iconic, identifiable music) here] discourse across any of the three socials i actively use:

#newtrabble #listen i grew up in an alt family - i am part of an alt family #i knew shit about twotone and punk and goth and metal and all of this because i grew up with a big mix of the music and their subcultures #i was actively bullied for a) liking the music of these subcultures and b) dressing in the most CASUAL version of their respective aestheti #and people are arguing that the aesthetic makes the subculture?#there are people who actively don't want to engage with the music that Made the subculture they wanna join?#like my siblings in hell without the music there would be No subculture and therefore: none of the aesthetics #not to mention by saying 'yes it is the aesthetic dumbass' YOU are doing the gatekeeping here.#most of these subcultures come from working class (ie: POOR poor) and minority communities... a lot of them made music to counter the shit #that put them down - like the government poverty racism and other general assholes capitalist bs and various forms of bigotry #people are SCARED of joining the communities attached to these subcultures because of your Insistence re: the aesthetic when the reality is #if you listen to the music - you're part of the subculture because you are Actively engaging with it in some way shape or form #a wise person once said: 'i don't need to wear the uniform to show you that i'm 'about it'!' because You Don't Need The Fucking Uniform #engage with the music - engage with the communities around the music - have fun literally end of discussion.#and if that Happens to show up as you dedicating yourself to the 'uniform' good for you but not everyone can afford it/is able to #jesus h fuck half the bands in these scenes don't wear the 'uniform' all the fucking time... some not even At All.#anyway i'm tired of seeing it every time i flick between here xwitter and instagram... just Exhausted by it.

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bonestrouslingbones · 8 months

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full disclosure i am 100% hatewatching this thing and its Not Good but i will say. i have seen so much drama around that 4th episode and now that i've just watched it. that shit was the best episode in the series so far and frankly im a little mad about it

#yall dont care about this but its my spam skeleton sex blog i do what i want #anyway i shouldnt be shocked that twitter is overblowing things again but wow like. that was pretty tasteful even #there are so many things to hate this show and That Person for but this honestly isnt one of them #the tone shift is INSANE between the episodes tho i'll give the twitter users that one #could've definitely been some more warning #but it honestly feels like some ppl want it to just be wittled down to “he does bad things to me :(” and leave it there #my main thoughts rn are that it really sucks that such a raw depiction of hypersexuality & self destruction is tied to a character-#-whose entire Thing up to this point has been . sexually harassing ppl #who also has pretty much no character traits that aren't tied to his trauma in the first place #but a lot of the hate i've seen has been shockingly overblown lol #anyway back to being a hater for MEEE <3 #the swear counter is at 183. the good jokes counter is at 5

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dravidious · 1 year

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You're more amazing than spellcasting

I just got a big ol' bag of KitKats today as a gift from my mom fuck yeah I'm gonna make magic cards about it

Also I don't remember why but the idea of a saga creature got put into my head so while I was making KitKat cards I also made this

#asks #custom cards #is the professor balanced? i have no idea #the only comparable creature is that one from AWBO that starts with 4 oil counters and dies when it runs out #but you're supposed to prolong that one with proliferate #numbers wise this card is bonkers #you get a 4/4 haste a 3/2 and an Inspired Charge for just 4 mana #but it's given out really slowly and you lose the big creature after 2 turns #so i have NO IDEA how strong this card is #i think it's somewhere between good and broken #so you know. an average rare card #a creature that automatically kills itself isn't very appealing so i don't expect saga creatures to become a set mechanic #not in standard at least #just like how Urza's Saga was printed in a supplemental set #anyway i came up with the lorehold idea almost instantly when i started making the card #i was writing the typeline “Enchantment Creature Saga... huh. what creature type could be a living story? spirit maybe? OH!”#lol i don't even care that much for strixhaven or lorehold but the flavor feels kinda perfect #a spirit called from the past to relive their history #not legendary because there were lots of professors that lorehold staff and students remember as “the finest professor”#it's not really an objective thing lol #though a saga commander would be really neat #like that “Origin story” mechanic from last week's inventor's fair #not even as a saga creature or in addition to a creature i think just a saga commander would be really neat #anyway i'm going back and forth on whether the professor should have vigilance or first strike #first strike would make it able to attack without fear of getting multi-blocked and killed #but that might be too strong #actually how good is a 4-drop 4/4 haste?#checking gatherer: pretty good apparently #but a 4-drop 4/4 haste that dies in 2 turns? hmm #but if your opponent doesn't kill it early then it gives you tons of value

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safyresky · 1 year

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Me: I'm gonna do so much after I shower!

Me one shower later: (gets sad, falls asleep on couch, wakes up three hours later like WHAT)

#dani speaks #i wanted to do the dishes and tidy the kitchen for fluffs to come down to a clean counter tomorrow #but i didnt :( i just. PASSED OUT staring at the disney plus what to watch screen #didn't even get to put the comfort movie on like i had PLANNED to do post shower #I JUST HAVE NO ENERGY EVER AT ALL!! I AM TIRED OF EMOTIONALLY SUPPORTING EVERYONE #I'M GONNA EXPLODE THINGS WITH MY BRAIN #gotta train myself to do that first BUT ONCE I DO. BOOM. THIBGS WILL ESPLODE #dani VENTS #sorry for the splosion tag readers. im just tired. i need a vacay #between loosing fitzy and cinnabud not feeling gr8 and EVERYTHING ELSE THIS YEAR #i am at a limit #i have SURPASSED my limit #cinnabudds fine btw! he was a lil ooc but vet has cleared him of anything BAD #we have some antibiotics to help with an upper respiratory infection #which may be why he's been so down and low energy #he's perked up since coming home from the vet! and we haven't even gotten the antibiotics started yet lol #anyway imma go sleep PROPERLY now that my teeths are clean and nightguard is guarding

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illdothehotvoice · 2 years

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Alternatively the anime just confirmed Ingo going to Hisui as late as right before the events of Scarlet and Violet but personally I don't believe that and the Anime canonically is a different universe so eeeeh??? But whatever helps you sleep at night king.

#just because #Akari is 15 and Dawn is like 10???#so there' s gotta be 5 years between DP and PLA going off the assumption that they are the same person which. is all but confirmed lol #and we don't know how long is between DP and BW but there are 2 years between BW2 and according to some Grimsley concept art #which HEAR ME OUT I KNOW is hypocritical after I complained SO much about people saying Ingo was in Hisui for at least a decade #based off of HIS concept art but counter argument: elements of Ingo' s concept art was retconned VERY harshly in Path of Solitude #BUT ANYWAYS #Grimsley' s concept art for SM says it' s been 2 years since BW2 #meaning 4 years since BW which means at LEAST 4 years since DP #so in conclusion: it' s sad as fuck but Ingo was in Hisui BEFORE Akari so he's gotta be there at the latest around Sun and Moon #BUT #Ingo canonically NOT in Hisui in the anime! rejoice!#pkmn anime spoilers #pkmn #pla #pla spoilers

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