#or soup

[heartshattering]

Still haven't been able to drag myself out of bed yet, God everything just feels like it takes too much effort and my nightmare last night left me feeling exhausted af

[bignasty001]

If you had 1 thing that you'd have to eat for the rest of your life, what would it be?

puss-

[gravity-falls-fanatic89]

I just realized the best way I can describe my tired right now, is how Bipper was feeling in his last fleeting moments before collapsing on stage in Soak Opera. The problem is my inner demon just don't want me to collapse until we get a salty snack and some grunkle cuddle action.

[mushrooms-n-frog]

i’m in a serious art rut rn but i got a new cat (on the right)

his name is alphabet soup

[lightthepathwithalantern]

[when you find a really cool artstyle so you try experimenting with it]

[Tw for eye strain and bright ass colors below the cut]

@yougotjinx3d

[kingstooth]

For that ask prompt, 7 for Apollo? 👀

oh he's extremely reliant on quick things he can grab and eat on the go, especially like a carb dense bagel or smth similar. he would die without them, he'd like never eat anything.

also coffee + the only sweet snack he really enjoys (he'll eat a lot of different fruits, oranges are just easiest to carry + peel and eat! he likes when they're sour)

[elekinetic]

you have short vibes, but sweet short vibes. like you seem like you'd be a really nice person & you're kinda lowkey tiny but you're not like. angry smol. sweet short.

off topic but I bet you make the absolute BEST hot chocolate

dearest sorry i panicked i regret to inform you i am literally six feet tall most days and never have milk in my house so my hot chocolate is made with water. which. yuck.

perhaps gentle giant? idk i feel like that makes me sound like the fuckin green beans guy. i’m normal i swear

[pocketabed]

what is ur favourite out of fork knife and spoon?

i love spoons they r very versatile and can be used as knifes if u use enough force

[wastehound-voof]

Little old Italian lady: Do you have zucchini?

Me: Yes, right here.

Lady: Is how much?

Me: $2.99 a pound.

Lady: It's usually $1.49.

Me: Yes, in the summer.

Lady, pauses, then grabs two: I put it in a soup.

Me: Oh nice, what kind are you making?

Lady: You will not fantasize about my soup.

And then she walked away. "You will not fantasize about my soup" will be in my head forever. I love you, little old Italian lady.

[fullyfazed]

They were not kidding he really does inspire you to make good food

[fucxingcuties]

[canisalbus]

✦ Bread ✦

[izzyjofo]

Help I made this guy and I can’t stop thinking about him

This is Poser (or Joey, or Soup, or What, idk) and he’s a Tasmanian Devil

Bro brings a whole new meaning to Devil Oc

[lschmidtartblog]

Local neglected demon baby wants noodles. Please feed him

[emdotcom]

If you press the button there is no questions from anyone, nobody refers to your previous self, & no issue is caused beyond learning to be comfortable in your body & choice.

[samd1o1]

Round of applause to the 2024 queer Marvel movies; even if Marvel won't admit it!