#orbposting

[boldly-fuckinaroundwherenomanhas]

holy shit this image goes so fuckin hard

me and the homies pondering the orb

[moth-belly]

[yentaly]

Why ponder when you can be pondered

[highladyluck]

Who up contemplating their orbs

[stansavvy]

Wizard Affirmations⚡️⚡️⚡️

No one ponders like me

My orb is clarifying

My wand is mystical

My lightening blasts like no other

My robes are drippy

[fishfishlove]

nowak vs the orb that makes to gay and dead

[hearthianhatchling]

adulthood is placing several reservations for books about polar expeditions at the local libraries instead of doing your job applications

[wizard-malcontent]

Going out of doors is unwizardly. Stay in your tower and craft posts on your orb

[wizardhannek]

I've used wands in the past but they don't catch the sun quite as pleasantly as a good orb, am I right?

I suppose if you're using the Orb of Darkness then you wouldn't know, but if someone's using the Orb of Darkness then we've got bigger problems.

[harveymgb]

that’s weird i should have two-factor orbthentication

Security alert: Your orb was pondered from a new location

[stansavvy]

who up pondering they orb

[cuddelsthecute]

pookie bear I’m begging you please just give me the orb of destruction rn I really want need it and I proomiiise I’ll return it once i’m done with it I just really wanna conquer Colorado today and I need the orb to do it

[hearthianhatchling]

tagged by @sleebyshiba for the "9 people you'd like to get to know better" tag game! i shan't be tagging people because i barely have any mutuals here except people i already know well BUT your will is my command my friend <3

Last song: i don't actually remember so i put my music on shuffle and it gave me riches and wonders by the mountain goats <3

Favourite colour: yellow!! i love warm colours the most, although all colours are good colours, even the bad ones

Last movie/TV show: fiiiiinally started watching the terror and enjoying it very much

Sweet/spicy/savory: .........id like to request a lawyer

Relationship status: wouldnt u like to know

Last thing I searched: a manatee amigurumi pattern!

Current obsession: you'll be so surprised to hear that the polar expeditions fixation is rearing its head again

Last book: currently rereading two towers and also reading north by seamus heaney! the last one i finished (last year) was madhouse at the end of the earth by julian sancton...unsurprisingly

Looking forward to: hmm...there's not really much going on to look forward to in the near future, but i want to start a next big crochet project (probably a sleepy bunny friend) and i'm always looking forward to my irish dancing classes and can't wait to start on heavy shoes hopefully in the near-ish future! otherwise there's some gigs this year i'm very excited about, some family events i hope i can make it to, and the aotearoa trip with my dad and two of my siblings later this year :)

[googleenpassantparodies]

replace every noun and verb with orb

Orb en orb

Holy orb!

New orb just orbed

Actual orb

Orb the orb!

Orb orbs on orb, never orbs back

Orb orb, anyone?

Orb the orb!

Orb orb, inorbing!

Orb in the orb, orbing orb orb

[wizardhannek]

Curious. I have seen many allusions here to a nearby "hell site" on your side of the Planar Barrier, yet, my scrying orbs do not detect anything the old texts tell me to expect regarding demonic entities. Further study required, perhaps the barrier is affecting my visions.

[freakingwizards]

decided i need to do some orb posting