#orlando fucking bloom

[80sfeel]

me mass reporting and blocking bots like

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

pt II priates of the caribbean but i've never watched it

honestly at this point there's no intro just have my dumbassery and blame the good omens fandom:

There are three genders, man, woman, pirate.

Jack Sparrow is not the main character, until he is.

Oleander Bloom plays Will who is an assistant blacksmith.

I misread assistant as assassin. I'm really sorry, Will. I'm sure you're a really sweet guy, Tumblr just ruined my reading comprehension.

Elizabeth likes pirates and stole gold, and is a badass who loves Will.

Jack Sparrow comes bobbing along to port and kicks his foot out.

Undead crabs sold gold coins and now are skeletons covered with fake skin but the bad Botox job falls apart in moonlight.

They want to put the gold coins back to either die or live. Which is it? I don't know.

Pirates are good, East India Company bad. Now that I can get behind for sure.

Jack Sparrow is sassy and has good eyeliner and kisses Elizabeth at one point but not like that.

Two men roll around homoerotically in sand. Or this could be from OFMD. Or Doctor Who. I've invaded too many fandoms. It's not from Good Omens, at least. I think.

The octopus is not C'thulu. He is Davy Jones's wardrobe.

I don't know what that means, either.

There are five movies but three (two?) have been politely disowned.

help.

[legolasgreenleafbow]

I have nothing to offer, except images that I have stolen from others of Legolas unhinged facial expressions. some are in gif form because the moving versions are SO MUCH FUNNIER than the screenshots. I used one as my pfp because I have my reasons.

[ghostiesandghoulss]

Watched Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End for the first time

I’m unwell

[sandinthepipes]

I have just realised that a lot of my favourite ships fall into the-prince-and-the-pauper bin???? And i wasn't even aware??????

[ecthelion-in-the-fountain]

[streets-in-paradise]

Why am I just discovering THIS?

[burningthetree]

man I love watching movies where every second I’m like “omg this actor???”

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i attempted to see if there was a fandom for gran turismo on tumblr. i regret doing that. why are they shipping the like maybe 20 year old with the guy played by david harbour aka the guy whos basically one outta his three father figures? that is not an ok age gap. please. stop.

[transboykirito]

If I Google Todd Haberkorn is he going to voice Bercouli or somebody I'll regret knowing you thirst for?

you wish it was bercouli

[xgoddessoffandomsx]

Lee Pace: Confirms he’s married to Matt

Evie and Orlando probably:

[melhekhelmurkun]

I just went on an entire rant to my sister about how much I loved James Norrington

[yay-depression]

absolutely living for nick “bi panic” nelson

[loveandviolets]

look, i know i’m late to the party, but genuinely screaming into my pillow rn over that pirates of the caribbean scene

[seven-saffodils]

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[haunted-jackalope]

I sometimes get Orlando Bloom (actor) and Orlando Magic (the basketball team) confused, and that leads to very weird interactions where I think Orlando Bloom is a Black man who plays basketball, and I say something implying that, and the other person is just like "what the fuck are you talking about"