#osiris tkc

[monamoe]

How I wish Rick had written Anubis/Kind of AU ramblings??

This is all just for fun, and how I would've liked to see Anubis written in TKC. I still love him in canon <3 (also any incorrect stuff you see if bc i havent reread TKC in a minute)

For one, I would love to see him with vitiligo! I saw a post a small while ago that had a Anubis redesign with gold skin peaking through (go check it out its by @bansheeoftheforest), and it solidified for me how cool it would look!

Onto the actual writing, I have a very specific vision of Anubis as a very young god when the others were imprisoned by the House of Life, and him remaining alone in the Duat waiting for Osiris to return and take his rightful place. He doesn't leave because he's doing what he's supposed to: guarding the Hall of Judgement until Osiris returns. And well. He doesn't really return for a long time.

So I envisioned a kind of Lotus Hotel situation: The Duat messed up his perception of time so much that he genuinely doesn't realise how long its been. At most, he thinks its been about a month or so. He has no idea that over 1000 years have gone by. He hasn't left the Duat since the others were imprisoned, and thats exactly why the magicians of the House of Life weren't able to imprison him.

When Sadie and Carter come looking for the Feather of Truth, they're literally the first human interaction he's had in centuries. He doesn't recognise their clothes or their accents, or the way they speak at all. When they inform him that yes, several centuries have gone past, he's horrified.

Anyways I just really want to explore how different gods mature (i find it so interesting: Athena is "born" as a fully fledged adult god, meanwhile Hermes is born as an infant, though definitely not a normal one), as well as what it would be like for a person (god or mortal) to suddenly find themselves centuries into the future without even realizing it (this totally hasn't been inspired by "Lethe" by Eridans on ao3 hahaha. Go read it tho its amazing :D)

Also I love young gods. Gods who haven't fully carved their role in the world and in their pantheons. IDk.

ALSO: Emo Anubis due to one of his first interactions with the new century being Sadie (who is DEFINITELY an alt teen). Also idk emo teens.

ALSO (take a shot every time I say "also"), DISTINCTIONS BETWEEN OSIRIS AND JULIUS! Julius is Sadie and Carter's dad, Osiris is Anubis' father figure: THEY ARE NOT THE SAME :3 (to me at least).

One is a god, one is the god's dead host.

i have a lot of other stuff like this for the riordanverse and when i have time ill continue

have a few incorrect quotes from the generator as a treat :3

Anubis: You know, on second thought, Gum would be perfection. Sadie: *Gives him a strange look and hands him a piece of gum* Anubis: *Thinking* Gum would be perfection. Gum would be perfection. I could have said gum would be nice, could have said I'll have a stick. But no no no no no, for me, gum is perfection. I loathe myself.

Sadie: Anubis, when’s your birthday? Anubis: Why? So you can look up my natal chart? So you can figure out my weaknesses? So you can destroy me? Sadie: …So I know when to wish you a happy birthday.

Bast: My diamond earring came off in the ocean and it's gone! Carter: Bast, there's people that are dying.

Carter: Do you take constructive criticism? Sadie: No, only cash or credit.

[dysany]

headcanons from The Kane Chronicles because I miss them Rick please I need a new book

• Carter is definitely Horus' favorite of all time. Not only is he his host, but Carter is also extremely intelligent and capable in his role as pharaoh, as well as a person with a good heart, and Horus is so proud of him (he will never admite it tho)

• Bast always brings small meals to the Kanes during missions. Different from other heroes who go through various basic difficulties saving the world, Sadie and Carter always have a goddess who loves them very much, bringing them food or finding a nearby hotel to rest.

• Bes will definitely randomly show up at Nomo and make dinner. Nobody questions. He's good at that

• Sadie creates a lot of playlists, she has at least one for everyone she loves. Carter has two, but she keeps one private. Anubis and Walt's keeps changing because she can't decide on their vibe, and Bastet's is updated every day. She used to have a romantic playlist about Anubis, now they listen it like a old joke

• Isis is attached to her children, so whenever possible she is checking on Anubis and Horus as if they were still little children. Without realizing it, she started checking up on Carter and Sadie frequently as well.

• Felix likes to do Jaz's hair. He's terrible at it but she lets him anyway and always shows off his hairstyles

• Cleo is a source of pride for Thoth. He talks about her at pantheon meetings and always expresses excitement over the little discoveries she makes. (Thoth is considered a very attentive god to mortals, I can't imagine him ignoring a follower)

• Anubis and Walt have a very strong bond, and even if the curse didn't link them they would hardly be separated. Walt showed him a lot of the mortal world, Anubis gave him entire lessons on the historical periods that Walt likes. They play videogames e go to dinner out casually. Anubis met Walt's mother once, she's scary.

• Bastet and Anubis are the type of duo that fight over everything non-stop, but they will be together through anything. She is the only one who speaks ill of him, he is the only one who push out all her bottons. It's not romantic or anything, it's just their dynamic at that point. She will totally lay on top of him in their animal forms out of pure disrespect. And yet, they are each other's emergency contact and are always there for each other.

• Osiris is the type of father who sends strange good morning messages with videos of flowers, always has a joke on the tip of his tongue and wears themed coats at family parties. Sadie adores him

• Seth affectionately called Anubis his son ONCE and the entire pantheon was in shock for years. Anubis was not there and he still don't believe it happened. Nephthys cried

• Alyssa adores Sadie, and began to view her with great admiration. She once tried to dye her hair the shade of pink she always wanted, but it didn't turn out very well.. Sadie helped her with that and they have had matching highlights in their hair ever since.

• Julian can AND WILL turn the mansion inside out. He's forbidden from being in charge but somehow always ends up taking charge of things when Carter and Sadie go out. Apparently things are even worse if he's not in charge.

• Anubis is like a gothic older brother and guide for the younger ones. They go to him for advice on everything from the simplest to the most personal. As a guiding and protective god, as well as a comforter of mourners, he always listens and does the impossible to help but then act like it's no big deal and disappear for a week

• keeping in this point, he has a habit of disappearing during conversations. If Anubis gets tired of the conversation, or the person, he simply turns his back and leaves. He has done this many times with Sadie and sometimes she almost hits him with a hairbrush. He has been irritating Shu with this habit for millennia.

They're the only ones I can think of right now. The Kane Chronicles Community, if you're out there, please send me a message let's talk!! I need friends who love this series as much as I do

[egypquotes]

Osiris: Did you have to stab them?

Sadie: You weren’t there. You didn’t hear what they said to me.

Osiris: What did they say?

Sadie: "What are you going to do, stab me?"

Osiris:

Osiris: That’s fair.

[tagthescullion]

May I ask more about your headcanon that Cleo and Nico become friends? I love thinking about it! Nico needs more friends lol. So far I like imagining that 1. Khufu decides he likes Nico, bc of his whole "likes things ending in O" thing, and 2. Cleo and Nico each think the other is a regular mortal at first, up until Nico happens to meet Waltnubis and they both start eyeing each other suspiciously.

okay, I won't lie, this hc started during like the 2014 world cup or so, and it hangs on like a domino row of hcs:

both nico and cleo being huge fans of football and playing well

nico --after BoO-- goes to live with percy, sally and paul (and eventually estella)

BAG and goode being "sister schools" and sharing a sports field (BAG's since it's mentioned in TKC that they have lots of greenery)

goode making children choose a sport

so then, I don't doubt nico knows osiris and anubis, but that wouldn't make him know the NY nome necessarily. nico has a new home and a new school, he's still shite at making friends so he gravitates towards the misfits. he has to pick a sport, he goes with the one he was good at as a child

as part of their sharing the sports grounds they all practice --in different fields but same grounds--. regardless of how happy nico may be playing his sport again, it doesn't make monsters less likely to try and eat him, so he sees some weird shit happening behind one of the changing buildings, and runs to fight it and-- wait, who's this girl who's also doing some mambo jambo with a boomerang? is that a-- a person with a screwdriver head???

and so, he's a gentleman, he's a hero, he can help! and so he does, they defeat the enemy and they're both like "??" they introduce themselves, but are both awkward fuckers so they don't exactly talk much

that is until once nico's late --this time a monster of his division on the way to a match-- and passes by one of the other fields and sees cleo play.. and she's brilliant! and then he gets over his shyness and he's all "omg we should mix my one other friend and you and whoever else can actually play in this country of people who don't know how to play proper football the violent version you cowardly yanks!!"

and there you go, friendship :)

not when there's international championships and brazil plays italy, they're enemies then

[mooonylvr]

something i've been thinking about the kane chronicles adaptation is that if after pjotv's success disney took tkc too and adapted it into a series as well, it'd be so cool to have one or two introduction episodes, where all of the things from the beginning of the book happen and where they set the scenes about what's gonna happen in the next five days, and then have an episode dedicated to each of the demon days, like "episode 3: osiris' demon day" or smth like that for all 5 days, it'd be sooo cool

bonus points if in the end as a bonus scene, like the one with turning gabe into stone, we get how the two new trainees (walt and jaz) join the 21st nome, i personally would EAT THAT UP

[forthetaintedgay]

Intro???

Name: Sophia/Finley/Osiris/Solar/Tommie

S3xu4lity: Pansexual,poly, and aroace (idk how this works..)

Gender: Genderfluid, and Non binary

Prns: They/she/he (mainly they)

Fandoms >_<: Tangle the series, Dandy’s world, Percy Jackson, MHA, Sally face, Heathers (the musical), RTC, BSD, FNAF, Mean girls, OHSHC (ouran high school host club)

Fav characters: Octavian, Varian, TAMAKI (ohshc) :3, Chuuya nakahara

Hobbies: Marching band(flute and bass drum!) Writing, bracelet making, coloring in coloring books >_<!!

Obsessions: Octavian, Varian, PJO/HOO/TOA/MGATGOA/TKC, apples and apple sauce

Idk what else lmao

[macbeth-murder-match]

Julius Kane

Died

Hosting Osiris, presumably in the same original body

Osiris:

Died, was cut up

was reassembled by Isis and joined back together- does this count as a new body?

Resurrected but wrong, had to become king of the underworld.

Julius-Osiris:

Julius WAS able to host Osiris for a hot minute before Set trapped him, was alive for a while.

Can they leave the underworld?

[sobremesavpetrichor]

Annabeth: man i can't believe other mythology exist? norse gods? seriously?

Carter: yeah, don't forget egyptian gods and the magicians ugh

Nico, just came back from dinner with Hades, Hela, Osiris, and Anubis: haha yeah super weird

[out-of-context-jokes]

Khonshu *leaving the land of the dead* : You should lock your door, there are terrible monsters out there.

Osiris/Julius: There are terrible monsters in here...

[dysany]

Anubis and Horus are Osiris' children

Carter and Sadie are Julius' children.

Julius and Osiris have become one (understanding their consciences and memories, but one

This means that Anubis, Horus, Carter and Sadie are chaotic siblings by magic consequences.

Rick you lost gold with Anubis and Carter tired older brothers, and Sadie and Horus burning all around

[matveiplatovthebold]

Retour au jardin des os (A Kane Chronicles fanfiction)

Gods: 7. Osiris. (Egyptian)

[incorrectkanechroniclesquotes]

Osiris: I thought you hated the holidays.

Set: No, I just hate you.

[percys-tits]

I need a comprehensive lost of all the pjo dilfs. I may or maynot be thinking about pdilfweek

It took awhile but after raging war in the trenches of the rrverse wiki ive done it

List of DILFS

Gods

Kronos, Zeus, Poseidon, Hades, Ares, Hermes, Hephaestus, Apollo, Dionysus, Hypnos, Pan, Asclepius

Jupiter, Pluto, Bacchus, Mars, Mercury, Janus, Vulcan, Neptune

Mortals

Frederick, Tristan, Paul, Randolph Chase, Julian Ramírez-Arellano, Mr. Dare, Philip McCaffrey

Other

Coach Hedge, Chiron (for that one anon)

MCGA

Frey, Thor, Odin, Loki, Tyr, Heimdall, Mr. Fierro, Abdel Fadlan

TKC

Osiris, Set, Sobek, Horus, Geb, Ra, Shu, Julius Cane

if i missed a dilf then please let me know i WILL make a separate post later!

[housemartius]

fancast for some of the tkc characters! @ netflix for the love of god don’t whitewash this series or else it’s 🙃🔫

top row, left to right: anthony mackie as julius kane, don cheadle as amos kane, janelle monae as bast

middle row, left to right: idris elba as osiris, lupita nyong'o as isis, john boyega as horus

bottom row, left to right: ashton sanders as anubis, djimon hounsou as set, jamie foxx as thoth

and finally:

morgan freeman as ra

[tothestarsandbackmoved]

and since there isn't a particular hierarchy to all the underworld gods from the different pantheons, their domains are adjacent too?

osiris and the duat and hades and the underworld being adjacent and melding into each other? and other versions of the afterlife and their respective gods coexisting and having the ability to traverse this one giant diverse realm of the underworld?

even rivers like the river of night (from tkc) and the styx flowing into one another and sharing elements

and similar to how pluto and hades are very similar (the conflicting identities and borrowed roman gods thing in hoo), other gods having multiple facets and sub cultures (derived from real cultures onearth) and powers just bleeding together?

isn’t hypnos connected to the river lethe somehow? maybe that has something to do with why nico is so good with dreams like hypnos saw the di angelos getting their memories wiped and took pity on them or something

[housemartius]

Do you have any cast ideas for TKC?

julius: anthony mackie (thank u anon, now i cannot unsee it) / ruby: idk brie larson?? / amos: don cheadle (he'd be a cool uncle too) / bast: janelle monae / osiris: idris elba / isis: lupita nyong'o / horus: ashton sanders (canonically, horus is said to look around 14 but i'd age him up, but not to the point he'd look older than the other gods to still play into his "young god" thing) / set: djimon hounsou / thoth: jamie foxx / ra: morgan freeman (listen...)

edit: wait wait wait !! horus: john boyega / anubis: ashton sanders