#ouija board magnets

[corvidaedream]

absolutely tearing up over this adorable portrait a young tourist gave me after a tour this morning. (she signed it on the back "from tomas melville (Lola)")

[readobituaries]

Magnetic Bookmark Printable

Magnetic Bookmark Printables! Can use packing tape to laminate!

[hopetodieclub]

Amazing new Planchette Magnets are up in the shop!

[star-sim]

"is your girlfriend single?" ☆ enha maknaes

☆ youtuber! non-idol! bf! enhypen maknae line x fem! reader ☆ summary: when your youtuber boyfriend finally shows you for the first time to his audience. ☆ genre: fluff, very dumb, jelly boys ☆ warning(s)? no! ☆ ygs seemed to like the hyung version so here's the maknae version!! reblogs and comments are appreciated <3

hyung ver.

sunoo ☆

OKAY HEAR ME OUT

this one is gonna be a lil different

paranormal investigator sunoo

he's like buzzfeed unsolved

and for one of his seasons, he goes and investigates haunted places and reviews their histories yk?

for the season finale

sunoo visits the bellaire house, which is notorious for being super haunted and ghost-infested

i like to think that sunoo is honestly skeptical abt ghosts

like he definitely has tried to talk to them, but hasn't discovered anything conclusive to definitively prove the existence of ghosts

anyways because it's the season finale

sunoo has a special guest...

you! his gf!

i think he'd be low key about your relationship, but his viewers know who you are

the video starts off normal

sunoo gives a rundown of the history of the bellaire house, like when it was built, the people that lived in it, the strange occurences in there, etc

the bickering between you and sunoo as you go over the bellaire house is very cute and sweet

it definitely makes it into those "sunoo and [name] being a comedic duo" compilations aw

anyways now its time to investigate the bellaire house head on 😈

sunoo pulls out all his cool ghost-catching gadgets

he tries everything

like the thermal camera, EMF meter, even the goddamn magnetic field detector

sunoos getting annoyed bc why are none of the ghosts talking to him :(

on the other hand

you're clinging onto him, hiding behind ur bf scared shitless

i mean like.... why would you not the bellaire house is known for having DEMONS 😭😭

sunoo huffs and turns to the camera, "welp it looks like there's no ghosts here"

one of the people in his camera crew suggest having you ask instead of him

even though youre scared you do it for ur bf

you're like "hi ghosts..... if you're here with us... please flicker the lights"

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.

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THE LIGHTS BEGIN TO FLICKER AAAAAAAA

AND SUNOOS HYPED OUT OF HIS MIND

"BABE BABE BABE ASK THEM THEIR NAME"

so youre like "ghosts... whats your name"

and NO JOKE

A WIND BLOWS PAST THE ROOM

AND EVERYONE IN THE ROOM SWEARS THEY HEAR SOMEONE WHISPER FAINTLY

"robert"

so that's how you and sunoo meet robert the ghost

BUT THAT'S NOT THE END

BECAUSE SUNOO HAS THE BRILLIANT IDEA OF PULLING OUT HIS OUIJA BOARD

tbh you both look dumb as hell

sitting on the crusty bellaire house floor

hunched over a ouija board

sunoo is now asking questions

but the ouija board doesn't even move

but when you ask

"robert, how are you today? yes for good, and no for bad"

THE GODDAMN PLANCHETTE MOVES TO YES AKA GOOD 😭

you and sunoo then introduce yourselves

again, when sunoo introduces himself nothing happens

but when you introduce yourself

the candle that's lit beside you goes out

someone in sunoo's camera crew jokes that they think that robert the ghost likes you

so sunoo jokingly asks "robert are you flirting with my girlfriend?"

AND THE OUIJA BOARD SAYS YES 😭😭😭

and when you kiss sunoo the doors in the house start slamming and shit like SOMEONES MAD

sunoo is lowk offended

and then he starts to beef with robert the ghost

except robert the ghost never respond to anything that sunoo says

bro leaves sunoo on heard

sunoos like "HEY ROBERT I DON'T CARE IF YOURE A DEMON YOU BETTER BACK THE FUCK UP!!"

later when ygs review the emf recorder it picks up robert the ghost whispering "i don't care 🙄"

sassy ass ghost

on the other hand

robert responds to EVERYTHING you say

atp you're not scared anymore

"hai robert i'm [name], knock over that doll over there if you want to be my friend"

and the doll knocks over 😭

"robert knock on the window if you think i'm cute :3"

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK

the camera crew is just laughing their asses off

at some point

the ouija board starts moving on its own

everyones like WOAHHH IT'S ACTUALLY MOVING!!! QUICK GET A PIECE OF PAPER SO WE CAN RECORD WHAT ITS SAYING!!!

sunoo is taking such dilligent notes

it starts with i, then s, then it spells out your name, and then s, i, n, g, l, e

" ' IS [NAME] SINGLE' ???"

is what the ouija board says

yes a goddamn ghost just asked that

SUNOO IS NOT HAVING IT

while you and the camera crew are cracking up

sunoo starts telling off robert

"listen bro just because you died in the bellaire house doesn't mean that you can try to take my gf 😐"

robert the ghost is being sassy too

so sunoo literally just snaps the ouija board in half

"haha you can't talk anymore robert .😐."

yk how in buzzfeed unsolved they take turns staying in the haunted place alone with all the lights off

sunoo kicks everyone out so that he can have a "man to man" talk with robert

robert isn't a physical person but everyone swears they hear crying

.... and it sure isn't coming from sunoo 😇

i think this would go really viral

"[name] is so beautiful that even dead people want her"

"robert the ghost is so me"

"even ghosts aren't immune to beautiful women"

"robert saw a hot woman and took his chance"

this would become an inside joke within sunoo's fandom fs

sunoo isn't having it though

he definitely still tweets about it

"i remember when some loser ghost tried to take my girlfriend"

"robert fuck you i'm glad you died"

"see you hell robert"

i def think robert is scared of sunoo now

LMAO

jungwon ☆

jungwon is documentary youtuber

he likes to make short documentaries about topics that he likes

kinda like wendigoon or fern or real horror

i feel like he'd have a super high quality mic that's super crisp

i think he'd like to make iceberg videos, or videos about obscure missing people stories

anyways

jungwon has a whiteboard that he uses to explain things

esp like timelines

but in one of his videos he doesn't use the whiteboard so it's in the background

so you write a little message on it

its just a very simple

"[name] was here :3 !!"

i feel like only a few people notice it

but as more and more videos pass

and jungwon doesn't use the whiteboard

your little messages get bigger and bigger

until one day the entire board is filled up with just "[NAME] WAS HERE!!!"

sorry i think a lot of jungwon's viewerbase would be redditors, just given what his content is like

r/jungwon LMAAOAOAO

on there someone brings it up

theyre like "who is [name]"

some ppl suggest that it's probably a friend or his gf

it's pretty chill tbh, his viewerbase isn't really too concerned

until one day

jungwon does one of those investigating 411 missing persons cases

except ygs live near one of the places where someone went missing

so he's physically walking along the path where someone went missing as he tells the story

poor baby is lowk kinda scared tho so he takes you along with him

youre mostly behind the camera but you do talk

at the beginning of the video he's like

"hi guys i'm joined by my girlfriend today"

you pop into frame to say hi

anyways like i said you do talk during this video

like as jungwon tells the story you're reacting behind the camera

"it's crazy that a 4 year old traversed 30 miles up a mountain in a matter of 30 hours..."

and behind the camera you're like "omg no way that's wild 😱😱😱"

youre like genuinely invested

you're also cracking a lot of jokes w him too

its really sweet bc most of his videos jungwon is alone, but since youre in this w him, he's smiling so much ;(

and like everytime he makes a joke you can see him looking off-camera to look at your reaction

and when you laugh everyone can literally see how proud he is

this video so SUPER well received

his comment section is so sweet

"i've never seen jungwon smile so much, he's so in love with [name] :("

"the way you can tell jungwon is proud when [name] laughs at his jokes"

but i think the most common type of comment are those type stamp ones

"at 1:23 [name]'s laugh is so cute!"

"0:58 when the camera panned over to [name] my jaw dropped... she's gorgeous!"

"5:29 [NAME] IS SO FUNNY I LOVE HER"

"at 4:40 i love the way [name] completes jungwon's sentence, i've never seen two people that are just so perfect for each other"

yk how on youtube there's that feature where you can see the most replayed part?

when you pop into frame that's the most replayed part of his video 😭

his viewerbase on reddit probably posts you

like its a screenshot from the video and theyre like "it's [name]! the one on the whiteboard!"

i think his fanbase would be really nice on reddit too :(

"she's so pretty!"

"jungwon has immaculate taste"

indeed he does <3

he's so proud of you, like i think he definitely looks at the comments and screenshots them to keep reading them

like YES THAT'S MY GIRLFRIEND

HOWEVER

jungwon makes those "going through my subreddit" videos

and he comes across a post hyping you up

at first hes liek "YES YES YES MY GF IS SO BEAUTIFUL"

but then the comments on the post are like

"she's so beautiful, do ygs think she's single?"

"hi [name] 😏 (i am the ceo of amazon and read feminist literature books btw)"

obv all jokes

and jungwon's face visibly drops

he gives the camera a MAD side eye

a STINK EYE

jungwons like "all right, who said that 🤨"

AND THEN HE REPORTS AND BANS THEM 😭

he makes posts on his subreddit like "all of u are going missing next time i see shit like this"

HELP

riki ☆

sorry he's a shitposter

i think riki posts those genshin impact and fortnite playthroughs

but he also posts other gamer things

but he actually has a good fanbase

he's at like 900k subscribers even though he doesn't have a fixed upload schedule or specific genre of post

he's never showed his face like ever on his channel, but he definitely shows his personality through editing, video descriptions, and community posts

one day though

riki randomly posts a video titled "me and my girlfriend at the arcade"

and its a video of you and him on an arcade date :(

the majority of it is him behind the camera recording you as you play games

the way you can hear him chuckling behind the camera as you have cute reactions :((((

but there's also times where he's on camera

like when he's playing with the claw machine

and bc riki is a pro

he wins a you giant teddy bear!!

your cute lil cheers when he wins are like the most replayed part of the video

he takes such cute pictures of you hugging the bear aw

honestly his viewers are surprised when he posts the video

bc he used to be posting genshin impact videos why is there a vlog

but theyre not complaining

this video becomes one of his most viewed

since youre most of the video there's a lot of comments abt you

and i think his audience is close enough with riki to shit on him LMAAOAO

"[name] is so sweet i wanna hug her"

"i wish i was a teddy bear..."

"SHE'S SO CUTE"

"move aside riki"

"is [name] single by any chance"

"omg who is that weird random guy (riki) that keeps coming near you [name] is he bothering you queen"

"[name] who is this random guy are you cheating on me"

riki responds to these comments too

"you can't have her" "too bad she's lying in my arms right now" "she just kissed me" "do want want my girlfriend or a black eye"

he definitely starts fights

i think his video is so viral that he gets ppl outside his audience

and some ppl get mad when riki fights back 😭😭😭

“why is he fighting people they’re clearing joking” and riki responds like “yeah why is he fighting 🤬🤬🤬😡😡😡”

and then riki gets petty

and makes a video called

"addressing everything."

its like a logan paul apology video

it's also like 30 seconds 😭

"hi all... i just wanted to come here and apologize... for having a HOT GIRLFRIEND" and then he flips off the camera and it cuts off with you saying "babe?--"

lowk goes viral for it LMAO

behold the keyboard warrior trilogy- heehoonki ☠️

in the future riki does post more of your cute vlogs

and in the descriptions he's just ranting abt how much he loves you

lowk all the vlogs are basically just him admiring you

cuties

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

since dean can escape and be a problem ghost I do like to imagine he pops into the main universe every now and then just to harass sam. never let's sam SEE him bc that would be too much for both of them but he's moving all the furniture in the house a few inches to the left. sam keeps finding foggy mirrors with "NERD" written on them. little dj inexplicably finds a bottle of nair in his room with a note simply saying 'you know what to do'. sam can't figure out how miracle keeps getting into the dog treats he hides on top of the fridge. nanny cam footage of the tv turning on to a scooby doo marathon. sam will be at work and all the sudden is every single hair on his head is standing up from static electricity. dj and and the fitzgerald twins messing around with a ouija board and dean's telling them SO many embarrassing stories. every now and then eileen will watch the alphabet magnets on the fridge move by themselves to spell out "DUMP HIM". beer drinking itself in front of them like ghost bobby used to do. the impala honking randomly in the middle of the night when sam has to wake up early in the morning. celine dion songs sounded warbled whenever sam tries to play them. sometimes he fully just throws a white bedsheet over himself and walks around going ooooOOOOOoooOOoo

[nyxshadowhawk]

The Ars Notoria!

This is one of the grimoires of the Solomonic tradition of ceremonial magic. The Ars Notoria is technically part of the Lemegeton, but sometimes it’s treated as a separate text. I was expecting it to be in Latin, so I was pleasantly surprised to find that it was in English — very readable English, and in beautiful handwriting! It’s a translation of earlier Latin versions, but it has the feel of a personal Book of Shadows. A human wrote this. There are lines crossed off, words squeezed into the margins or added with little carrots.

This book is a great example of the fact that there’s a very fine line between a prayer and a spell. It mostly consists of a series of prayers and psalms, but it has some “voces magicae”-esque recitations of sacred names or multilingual incantations.

Did you know that hydromancy, pyromancy, and chiromancy count amongst the Liberal Arts? The Solomonic grimoires really make it clear how much magic is intertwined with the Liberal Arts (i.e. mathematics, philosophy, theology, grammar, rhetoric, astronomy, etc.). Many of the demons listed in the Ars Goetia teach these subjects (no wonder Faust was a scholar). The Ars Notoria says that you have to study certain liberal arts on specific days, just as you have to perform rituals on specific days and during specific planetary hours and so forth. And recite long mystical incantations before studying philosophy. Just like folk spells, these long prayers are supposed to have specific magical effects, like improving your memory and speech.

The Ars Notoria isn’t nearly as exciting as the Ars Goetia. I only found two magical figures in it. It took me way too long to realize that the mystical figures that surround the second one are, in fact, the alphabet. I guess that’s what you get when your grimoire is in English? Well no, actually. That figure actually demonstrates a handy spell that uses a magnetized needle (that’s what the symbol in the middle is meant to represent) to communicate with a friend at a long distance, using a method similar to an ouija board or one of those pendulum boards that you can get. As the needle turns, it spells out the message that your friend wants to send to you. Kind of interesting that this book includes a whole magical operation for something that we can do with our phones in an instant, and with much greater accuracy.

I looked up who Bernard Zufall was. Zufall was known for his ability to memorize anything, and had the largest collection of books dedicated to mnemonics, which was then donated to Yale University. He was more of a stage magician than a ceremonial magician. I’m not sure how or why he acquired an Ars Notoria, but I’m grateful that he did, because that means I get to see it.

[tommyssupercoolblog]

HERE ARE 55 FANFIC IDEAS/PROMPTS (some detailed, some not) that i wrote down in google docs to make septicinnit fics for but never did actually made full fics of; some are short one sentence ideas and others are full plots!!!

I posted these because there was a time period where we were super hyperfixated on writing together (almost like a d&d roleplay but you're yourselves and also it's just text) as like our main bonding hobby and wrote down way too many fucking ideas- we don't rlly write like that anymore (we do other stuff when we hangout or have dates) and so most of these have been sitting in our google docs for a long time and i felt bad abt wasting them. now though!!! they won't rot away in the secret depths of google docs!!!

soulmates switch bodies, (through TIME) on a specific birthday. So, when tmy turns (age), he switches bodies with a s3án of the SAME age. Neither of them will remember the experience after, so it's their job to leave clues or enlist friends to help them track their Soulmate down. tmy's friends gather the night before his birthday and vow to figure out who his soulmate is and help him find them. (Past!s3án is very confused about all the things that have changed (tech, gay marriage being legal) and also very awkward because he's still an anxious bean.) (can you tell we wrote this one after a Your Name rewatch)

2. THEY MAKE A LONG FURBY TOGETHER!!!!! They both help design, scrap, sew and put it together by hand, and they decide on a name together, and it ends up becoming their sort of child and now they’re gay parents of a long furby (maybe they aren’t together when they decide to make it but they end up bonding over the furby and it helps them get together in a way??)

3. Coffee Shop AU where s3án is the owner and barista at T0p 0f Th3 M0rn1ng C0ff3e, which in the fic is an actual physical coffee shop. tmy becomes his first regular customer and also flirts with him over the counter a lot.

4. The five times tmy tries to hit on s3án and fails miserably (except shhh no he doesn't), and the one time he’s actually successful.

5. Sickfic again (I wrote one already) but it’s established relationship and S3án'S one who gets sick this time. Tmy is very determined to take good care of him, help walk him around the house when/if he needs it, make him soup, etc. Maybe he tries to cook but is kind of bad at it and S3án eats it anyway. Maybe tmy brushes his hair out of his face to check his temperature,,, hhhh fluff

6. tmy and s3án going to the movies and having a good time. That's it. That's the prompt.

7. s3án teaches tmy about The Wheel Of The Year and a bunch of celtic pagan traditions and stories (and some catholic ones, of course, bc he grew up in that too) and tmy EATS THAT SHIT UP bc anything remotely s3án-related is precious to him

8. Tmy finds out that there's services where you can just. Pay to go on a date with some guy (or other person), like a rental-boyfriend type thing. He’s like, “Yeah. I can go on a date with some guy to try it (being gay) out. Why not?” and while you can make requests, he decides, “fuck it, why browse the catalouge and make myself more anxious, I’ll just have them send some random guy”. Turns out, s3án works there part-time. Also turns out, he gets selected to go be tmy’s date. Oops.

9. ICE SKATING ICE SKATING ICE SKATING ICE SKATING BARKBARKBARK

10. tmy pretending to purr every time s3án shows him affection to be annoying

11. They keep fucking flirting on stream and everyone is so annoyed because they will NOT stop hitting on each other and playing it up and it’s like. “Get a fucking room ohh my god,,,”

12. S3án goes to a party with his friends and uses an ouija board, but this accidentally lets tmy into the human realm where he follows him home and haunts him!!!! Does silly shit like moving magnets on the fridge to spell penis or drinking all the milk or going just solid enough to throw a pillow at him and then becoming un-physical again so he can’t retaliate. (the pranks and haunting are actually just bc he thinks S3án is cute tho. And S3án ends up warming up to it.)

13. s3án is TRYING to make cookies but tmy keeps attempting to steal batter from the bowl, and it escalates into a food fight for the history books (ofc they have to clean up after)

14. MAKING 👏 PLAYLISTS👏 FOR 👏 EACH 👏 OTHER 👏👏

15. tmy’s anxiety gets out of hand and he starts overworking himself. s3án’s been there (I mean, he used to upload every day for christ’s sake) and so he does his best to help.

16. s3án is crushing on tmy and gets pretty upset about tmy flirting with…. every guy ever on twitter (and also on stream) but tries to hide it. tmy realizes he's jealous/pining and confronts him about his feelings.

17. Animal Hybrid Au where tmy's like. A Feral cat (or smthn like that. Maybe a vulture instead?) and keeps bringing s3án (human or more domestic animal) dead things and at first s3án’s very put off by it but he warms up to it over time

18. tmy wants to do a storytime vlog of his first kiss but realizes he's technically never kissed anyone on the lips, so tries to convince s3án to kiss him (on camera) for the clout. 

19. s3án gets into an argument with someone who's saying mean shit about tmy, and they turn to insulting s3án instead (maybe even making threats). It is at this point that tmy conveniently stumbles upon the conversation and immediately tries to THROW HANDS

20. tmy going to a party, having a hangover, and then s3án caring for him and helping him get better.

21. s3án helping tmy when he wants to try painting his nails for the first time <<<3

22. tmy tries to be flirty/romantic to s3án in Irish bc. He’s irish. But conveniently forgets that even IN ireland everyone speaks english because the language is basically dead. s3án is. Confused. And only gets like half of the words

23. tmy being emberassed abt how he hordes things and s3án showing tmy his own little weird quirks so he feels better

24. They’re both autistic and adhd - tmy has internalized ableism like younger s3án did and s3án helps him slowly realize it’s ok that he needs extra help and stuff for things.

25. Another autism one- tmy helping s3án through a sensory overload!!!

26. ANOTHER another autism one- s3án slowly piecing together some of why tmy does stuff he does, like learning he likes routines and sameness and figuring out he genuine;y cant tell when someone is annoyed with him (cough cough… mr b34st hates me video…) and helps him out, supports him, just accommodates him and tries to explain to other ppl when they don’t get it. Also sees himself in some of these things to a lesser extent and ends up figuring out they’re both autistic as hell

27. They start flirting and calling each other their boyfriends as a bit and then uh oh! It's not a bit anymore !!!! because they’re literally cuddling wearing each others clothes and everyone just reads it as actually being gay and because the jokes aren’t really jokes anymore the flirting is beginning to hit different

28. (Based on the Time Source!tmy had a beard for like. A bit) s3án hyping tmy up when he grows a beard bc tmy's so happy with it and s3án wants to support his weird fashion choice

29. Snowed in :0000 ??!!!!! SNOWED IN???? And eventually the heater breaks and they have to huddle for warmth????

30. Since tmy can sing and play piano, he decides to give s3án a little private concert to subtly (or well, not that subtly) reveal his feelings and. It’s very cute

31. s3án kisses tmy at a con when they think no one's looking, but the next morning it's all over the internet. s3án is definitely terrified but tmy is feeling even worse, so he comforts him and they take care of each other, staying in the hotel to wait for things to blow over and trying not to go outside

32. Fic where tmy speaks a fluent second language, and a mutual friend of him and s3án speaks the same language- unknown to tmy. This friend hears tmy confess in this language and now has to cover for him, KNOWING he has a crush on s3án. This gets worse when they are out shopping and s3án, talking in korean w a cashier who speaks it, shyly admits to the cashier that he’s buying something for a crush, ALSO NOT KNOWING that this friend speaks THAT LANGUAGE TOO, before handing it over to tmy as a gift a few minutes after they leave. So NOW they have to live with the knowledge that both of these fuckers like each other, but they also don't wanna be a fucking snitch. Comedy.

33. s3án and tmy are chilling when Uh Oh, Religious Trauma!!!! tmy cuddles him and comforts him until he feels better. Major angst and hurt/comfort

34. one of them goes on some sort of podcast and when the hosts mention the other he almost immediately accidentally leaks that they're together lol

35. tmy’s drawing, and for background noise, starts listening to music he knows s3án likes to try and feel closer to him. 

36. s3án and tmy TRY to watch a Generic Seasonal Movie ™ (Christmas or Halloween) On Netflix to try and get into the spirit, but they’re too hyperactive to pay attention and so they give up halfway through and go out to get fast food.

37. They're talking to a third party when s3án slips in conversation and calls tmy “his” tmy. tmy is ELATED

38. AQUARIUM DATE *foams at mouth*

39. tmy gets kinda nervous that no one takes him seriously bc of how extra™️ and loud and hyper he is and also because he likes pretty childish stuff and s3án helps out and it's pog

40. :00 showering together /nsx

41. Soulmate AU where the first time your soulmate kisses you (anywhere), it leaves colors on your skin for a bit

42. Obligatory beach episode; s3án is shirtless and tmy is GAY or vice versa

43. s3án helping tmy through a thunderstorm (bc those are scary as FUCK)

44. S3án trying to teach tmy how to play 3ld3n R1ng or D4rk S0uls and tmy is...bad at it

45. Delirious giggly all nighter softness. Maybe w snacks??? They’re so eepy and sleepy,,,,, they’re so uwu,,,,,

46. Meeting!! tmy’s!!! Parents!!! s3án already met them at tmy’s show but now he’s meeting them as tmy’s BOYFRIEND and he’s lowkey nervous as hell

47. s3án realizes he likes tmy, and because he’s a hopeless romantic he starts listening to embarrassingly cutesy generic love songs about it. That's it that's the prompt I just think it's funny to imagine Jck S3ptic Eye, heavy metal fan, listening to 3d Sh3eran or even kpop like Twic3 or some other cutesy kpop group LMAOOOOO. His headphones unplug on accident or some shit and it's T4yl0r Sw1ft’s “You Belong With Me” and he's cripplingly embarrassed. like. It's so funny to me.

48. tmy1nn1t starts sleeping with a jcks3pt1c3ye stuffed animal (like the t0tm coffee one) and tries to keep it a secret because he's emberassed, but he goes over to s3án's house and s3án forgets to his his own tmy1NN1T stuffed animal, which tmy sees very obviously in his bed next to his pillow when he comes over.

49. In which people's hearts/feelings can manifest physically if they ignore and repress them enough, so tmy gets stuck trying to wrangle another, tinier little nonverbal chibi tmy (like three to four inches tall) that is extremely obvious abt his feelings for s3án and VERY intent about getting his attention. One day, s3án comes over and tmy locks the smaller tmy in a drawer, but this mini tmy manages to escape, hitching a ride in s3án’s bag so he can be with him and follow him around. When tmy realizes what's happened, he's HORRIFIED and tries to figure out where s3án's going/been to try and get the his heart back before s3án figures it out, and of course at the same time s3án ends up slowly realizing he has a little hitchhiker and taking care of him. He thinks the little tmy is very cute and is endeared by him, and also figures out he has a crush because tiny tmy is the opposite of subtle and very obvious on purpose (kissing him where he can reach and stuff, begging for attention by whining like a puppy and making happy little noises when it is RECEIVED) By the time tmy catches up with him his little self is like. Hugging s3án’s hand/finger all affectionate and squeaking happily while s3án, petting the little guy, looks up to the actual tmy and is like. “i assume this is yours lol?”

50. S3án realizing he likes tmmy and then being really shy around him after and kind of caught off guard/embarrassed by it. That being said he cannot get it together and stop acting like a nervous little kid w a crush, he’s so shy and flustered and it's so painfully obvious how he feels that he’s kicking himself. Thankfully Tmy is immune to social cues so it’s only obvious to literally everyone else. Tmy is harem protagonist levels of dense to the point s3án would think it was on purpose if he didn’t know him well enough to know he is just Like That- and he only puts it together when he is told DIRECTLY and CLEARLY that s3án likes him, where upon he is super starstruck and confused (really??? For real??? U like me??? ME???? omg???) like it hasn’t been on a billboard in bold letters for months. (this is a very autistic prompt. Autism wins)

51. Classic “truth or dare kiss and whoopsies i liked it too much” but the twist?? It’s drunk and on a livestream so they have to have the internal panic afterwords live and mask it despite being too drunk to do it well at all

52. Secret admirer trope,,,,, woah,,,,,,

53. You get a specific task you have to complete to reveal who your soulmate is. Tmy's task is to fold a thousand paper cranes. He enlists s3án for help, they hang out and bond and have a fun time, and S3án is his soulmate yippee!!! (S3án couldn't complete his own task when he got it for whatever reason, so he is also surprised)

54. DOUBLE LIFE AU. DOUBLE LIFE AU. LOOK ME DEAD IN THE FUCKING EYES. DOUBLE LIFE AU

55. S3án is a shapeshifter/changeling and Tmmy is a bard type magic user who finds out about this mysterious shapeshifter a few towns over and is VERY intrigued and then he meets him and he's not only a shapeshifter but also this silly loud guy who's honestly very weird and pretty and tmy is like. "I am going to seduce this funky little magic creature if it litterally fucking kills me".

[possiblehomestuckreference]

LIST OF THINGS THAT ARE HOMESTUCK REFERENCES IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER (NOT EXHAUSTIVE)

HOUSES

CANDY CORN

B*CKETS

GHOSTBUSTERS

CLOWNS

":o)"

CODING

BISEXUALITY

RECORDS

MMOS

THE AFTERLIFE

DREAMS

INSANE CLOWN POSSE (AND JUGGALOS IN GENERAL)

BALLOONS

ISEKAIS

MONOSPACE FONTS

FORUMS

REALTIME PRIVATE MESSENGERS

THE SKY

CLOUDS

THE ENGLISH

CHERUBS

VIDEO GAMES

THE SIMS

LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN DELTARUNE

DOGS

CATS

DESERTS

HIVES

GRUBS

"0_0"

wHaTeVeR tHiS tYpInG sTyLe Is CaLlEd

DEATH

GHOSTS

OUIJA BOARDS

ALL MOVIES

STAIRCASES

WARNINGS

FALLING DOWN STAIRCASES

THE COLOR GREEN

ALL OTHER COLORS TOO

ZODIAC SIGNS

CHESS

PLAYING CARDS

COSBY

CROSBY

BARRACK OBAMA

">:]"

THE NUMBERS 3 1 AND 4

ANDREW HUSSIE HIMSELF

ELVES

UNITS OF LENGTH MEASUREMENT

GRAPE SODAS

KEY LIME PIES

HORNS (ALL)

FURRIES

BREAKING BAD (YOU DO NOT WANT TO KNOW)

JERMA985

AUTISM

INITIALS

BRITISH SLANG FOR CIGARETTES

WILL SMITH

CUBES

COLON THREE

RINGS

SNAPPING

SNOPING

SKATEBOARDS

SWORDS

HAMMERS

KNITTING NEEDLES

FRIDGE MAGNETS

THE LETTER W

GENOME SEQUENCES

GUNS

SICKLES

LANCES

HONORARY MENTION: PUMPKINS WOULD BE A HOMESTUCK REFERENCE IF THEY EXISTED

[lowkey-blues]

Ghostly shit no one asked for

hey so I’m on a paranormal kick at the moment, and despite having a whopping 3 followers I’m going to infodump abt it as if my life depends on it. 

disclaimer: I am not a professional “ghost hunter” nor do I have my own show. I’m literally just fascinated by the paranormal and would like to express my ideas and methods to the matter.

Ghost adventures is absolute bogus.  From the very first episode I saw, even before I researched anything about the show, I could tell most of it was milked or overreactions. If you know of Zak Baggy-pants and his crew, you’re probably aware of how they seem to have panic attacks caused by ghostly encounters every episode; and despite the fact it seems very obvious, people think their reactions are real. You know, the reactions where Zak screams like he shits himself, the camera has an aneurism, someone yells “WHAT?! WHAT?!”, and three hundred horror sound effects are played over the raw audio at once like a Bollywood movie to jump scare you. en post, there’s also extreme camera zooms and “enhanced audios” of things that are probably gnats flying across the screen or someone in the production team sneezing into their sleeve. To absolutely no one’s surprise, the team has even admitted their reactions are “milked” to have the show appear scarier; and while nothing is  wrong with this for an entertainment purpose, to label it as ‘educational’ is irresponsible, and to watch it as a research source is also.  Ghosts do not care about you or your stupid ghost gear.  In all honesty, “ghosts”, spirits, the departed, whatever you want to call them, probably give absolutely 0 (zero) shits about some teenagers running around with cameras and a Ouija board.    From a “spiritual”  standpoint, ghosts/spirits are literally just Dudes ™ . Unless they were reclusive or aggressive when they were alive, it’s highly unlikely that they’d attempt to attack someone or whisper “get out” at them. From my experience, spirits are just the departed passing through; most of which mean no harm. There are more maleficent spirits, but unless you intend on meeting one, they rarely “come around”, and are usually attached to an item, place, person, etc. Often times, when I had attempted to reach out to spirits, they seemed confused as to why I even cared about who they were, essentially saying “You kids and your weird ghost stories. Go do something productive.” So for the Ghost Adventures crew to somehow manage to be “attacked” by spirits nearly every episode, they would have to be intentionally provoking said angry spirits, which is an absolute ‘no’ in any spiritual persons book; or they’re just faking it for the effect, which is the most likely option. It’s harmful to those who actually want the truth. For people like me who are just genuinely curious if there’s undead living among us, there’s plenty of content out there to fill that little void; though barely any of said content should be used for research purposes.  A great way of finding out if a ‘Paranormal Investigation’ show is ‘real’ or ‘fake’ is to check off certain criteria. The following criteria would probably give a P.I. show points on my “Is it real’o’meter”.     -Are they respectful of the environment they’re investigating?     - Is their history/information well researched/can it be backed up by sources other than word of mouth?    - Do they use the scientific method when attempting to use technology to make contact with ghosts? (i.e. multiple trials with the same instrument, checking the base levels of Electric-Magnetic Fields around them, etc.)    - Do they use more than just Spirit Boxes, SLS cameras and EMF readers? (Do they use touch flashlights, pendulums, compasses, etc?)    - Do they supply unedited/barely edited video/audio evidence of their findings?    - Is there an archive where you are able to find the information they say they have and/or discovered?     - Do they show clips/parts of the investigation where they failed to get any responses? If any of the below criteria are checked, the show is probably just for entertainment purposes, and lose points on my ‘Is It Real’o’meter’:

-Very heavily edited (lots of sound affects/background music used) - Background information is difficult to find, especially if the only information is from the show/ OR the only information you CAN find is that the area is supposedly ‘famous for being haunted’  -Little to no respect is given to the area the supposed spirits inhabit - Extreme reactions to little things like doors creaking, wind howling, etc. -Very shaky/jerky camera movements used to disorient the viewer (quickly panning AWAY from the subject of focus, for example) - Very little history/background information is given; only information that would seem to add to a ‘scare factor’ is used -They don’t use outside evidence/other peoples stories unless they’re really extreme

If it looks like a game of Phasmaphobia... it’s probably not real.

While I have nothing against paranormal investigation shows used for entertainment, I absolutely do have an issue with said shows labeling themselves as authentic. If a show constantly says “this is real” about 5 times an episode, chances are it probably wasn’t. Sorry to be a buzzkill. Something I thoroughly enjoy about Ghost Files/Buzzfeed Unsolved/the ghoul boys is they show you every step of what they do. They also be sure to make the viewer aware that everything is speculation; nothing is confirmed to be ‘real’ or not, while Ghost Adventures tries so desperately to tell the viewer “THIS IS REAL! WE GOT ATTACKED BY SATAN HIMSELF (NOT CLICKBAIT)” All in all, I would just like to spread the information that if you want to get into Paranormal Investigation, don’t use shows like Ghost Adventures that are made solely for entertainment purposes as a basis for your beliefs; because 9 times out of 10, they’re probably faked.  REAL tips on how to talk to the ghostie bois, if you’re interested:

-Don’t be afraid to whip out the pendulums and scribing, if you’re into that stuff. While not many people tend to be spiritual in that sense, researching about how to use pendulums in paranormal investigations can be helpful, especially if you can’t afford fancy gadgets. Scribing can also be an interesting way to reach out to spirits.  -Please do not attempt to summon demons to say howdy. Though there’s speculations on if demons are even real, I recommend not trying to contact one anyway. If you really want to communicate with ghosts, go to an old thrift store or antique shop, and try to find really old photos of people, and try to reach out to the deceased person in the photo instead.  -Don’t do it alone.  When the human mind is already in a fearful state, it can cause us to become paranoid or see things that aren’t really there. This is natural; it’s what keeps prey animals light and on their feet in nature. So have a trustworthy buddy with you; you can keep each other grounded, compare experiences and come to conclusions together. Plus, you can do a lot more investigating is someone else is there with you! -Please don’t spend a million bucks on amazon ghost finding equipment. Unless you plan to do this all the time, don’t spend too much money on spirit boxes and EMF readers; but if you legit plan on doing this, either for content, for money, etc, don’t buy the stuff from amazon. Its easy to get scammed with junk that doesn’t actually work; so be careful about what you buy! (also side note, I’m not sure if I trust SLS cameras.. so either do a lot of research about how they work before you buy it, or wait until you know you definitely want to invest in Paranormal Investigation as a hobby.) If you’re interested in hearing about my own personal “paranormal” experiences, I’d be happy to share them! ^^ Again this is mainly opinion and infodumping. I love Ryan and Shane and have been watching Ghost Files and its throwing me into a paranormal kick lol

[anthony-the-chicken]

Warning fake blood

Ouija board I made out of clay over Thanksgiving break

I tried to make it look like skin and wounds. idk why

This was my first time making and using any kind of wash. thing it came out ok. The size is about 6 in by 4 in.

I made the planchet have a magnet so it can move [see vid below]

[the-fiction-witch]

Grown up Halloween day 27 Ouija board

Media phantom halo

Character Samuel Emerson

Couple Samuel X Reader

Rating cute + spooky

I rushed my little feet as quickly as I continue down the little alley spotting him there working on his car so I pushed the fence open scurrying in and hugging him tightly making him jump banging his head on the open Bonnet he was under

"Owww! Hi y/n"

"Hi Sammy" I giggled

"You see excitable this afternoon? Have a good day at work?"

"I did I had the best day ever!"

"Oh why?" He asks coming over and wiping his hands off so he could give me a cuddle "what happened then?"

"Someone had a cool item to sell today"

"Oh? What was it?" He asks

So I got the box from my bag and he looked shocked

"That real?"

"Ummm hummm I've always wanted an older one an original before Hasbro got there hands on it. I made a good deal with him I paid ten dollars! And it came with a tarot deck"

"..... Who was this man?"

"I don't know he had cool stuff though" I smiled heading inside and he followed me

"Sweetheart."

"Yes Sammy?"

"You know about this spooky stuff right?"

"Of course"

"I know you've always wanted a Ouija board and tarot cards but aren't they the sort of things worth more then ten dollars"

"I talked him down"

"Yeah but they seem worth more and like he'd know that... Isn't it true that bad things can get attached to stuff like this"

"How so?"

"Let's say this guy is spooky like you. He likely knows this stuff has more value then that but is willing to get rid of it for so cheap because maybe he came across something bad and just wants rid of it on an unsuspecting person"

"Or he could just want rid of them because he has new better ones?"

"Did he say why he was getting rid of them?"

"No."

"Maybe you should do the uhhh the things"

'what thing?"

"The like cleanse and purify smokey thing you do. Honestly the house could do with one too I saw a ghostly figure yesterday"

"I think it's you Sammy you seem to attract negativity"

"No this house is just a very negative environment. So your definitely keeping the board and cards I can't talk you out of it"

"Nope"

"Fine. But ghosts start sucking my dick like in Ghostbusters you can't get mad"

"Oh I will Sammy"

I set up my new board on the table even if Samuel wasn't happy about it

"Come on. Can't play alone" I smiled tapping the chair beside me he rolled his eyes but came over sitting with me going though all the rules of the board and sitting our hands on the planchet

"Is there a spirit here who would like to commune with us?" I asked

No answer

"Is there anything here with us?"

No answer

"Is there anything here to speak with us?"

The planchet moved across to yes

"Don't do that y/n!"

"I'm not doing it Sammy, dose your spirit resign in this house?"

It moved spelling out

'I do'

"Holy fuck. You promise your not doing this?'

"I promise"

"Well if a spirit is living here it can pay some rent" Sammy joked

The planchet began to move

'I will pay in your blood'

"Ahhhhh!" Sammy screamed moving away completely off the chair

And I couldn't stop laughing which made him catch on "you evil girl! You scared the shit out of me!"

"Sorry Sammy I just wanted to give you a spook" I smiled giving him a cuddle

"Evil girl. You really scared me"

"I'm sorry Sammy" I smiled giving him a kiss he kissed back and quickly forgave me but as we cuddled I heard a sound and as we looked back the boards planchet was moving

'do you think my power is a joke?'

"Uhh y/n. Please tell me there's like some magnet under the table or something"

"Uhh no"

"Uhh strings then?"

"No" I gulped

'i will show you my power' it spelt 'and take your souls'

"........BURN IT!" He screamed in fear bolting for the garden

[horce-divorce]

I originally was making these into keychains bc they are about the size of a business card, but with the tiny magnets they aren't super portable.

recently I thought they'd make nice altar/mantelpiece toys instead. I remembered these tiny easels I saw at the store, painted it to match, and am completely obsessed w these all over again lol

I know it's only 8 months to Halloween so maybe these are outta season, but I would love to sell a few more of these if anyone wants a custom >:)

To best of my knowledge these are all OOAK. I found some other trick ouija boards, like this electromagnetic one running on Python scripts (which is very sexy if I do say so myself), but I don't know anyone else selling miniature magnetic ones that are not themselves simple thin refrigerator magnets.

I use Puduo epoxy resin and a mold from Gea Creations @ IG. The rest of the inclusions (glitter, dye, flowers etc) are variously sourced/salvaged from my craft bins.

[searsage]

Killer Instinct] Michilla - (Open)

Nick name: Chi or Miichi

Bio: Guitarist and lead singer (whenever her anxiety permits it) this lass is talented both spiritually and vocally despite this michi is still all awkward duck energy, she is clairvoyant and sensitive to spiritual energy demonic and otherwise and in unfortunate magnet to restless spirits/ poltergeist, whilst she uses this unwanted talent to help on her part time job as a paranormal investigator it often ends with no shows leading to those around her thinking she's simply disturbed.

Though she longs for friends her first defense against to social encounters is a intemidating resting bitch sneer and every cue to indicate otherwise, trust issue is an understatement, after having her unique abilities used for other's selfish purposes one too many times she's a little gilded when it comes to trusting people.

She prefers reading folklore in the dark, sketching tattoos and reciting poems, she's not afraid of the dark and can be find out in the wilds like a possessed tarzan hiding in the woods at 2 am.

She's a timid but quirky dork who likes dnd and folk rock, she may or may not be a proximity vampire but don't ask her about that.

Likes: solitude, liminal spaces, repetative patterns, folk music, folklore, water, proximity to positive entities, Ouija boards, tattoos, runes, the hour before dawn, exploring the woods at night, books, anyone who can survive a paranormal activity scenario, singing, buff girls and timid boys.

Dislikes: loud noises, her own intrusive thoughts, not having toe beans (serious dont mention this to her), blood, restless ghosts, crowded areas, 3 am, shadows, places with negative energey, her own self esteem, angsty dumb romance music…what no..that wasnt her singing hail the sun..your just imagining things, malicious intent.

Trivia:

has been possessed, Thinks the ideal romantic date would be a horror scenerio where she'd be hiding in a trunk while her bf and gf beat up the the killer because they made her cry., is not monogamous.

Slap an offer if ye like this doll!

Current bid: OTA

Auto buy: $150

[psychics4unet]

Здравствуйте, уважаемая и прекрасная Ро! Я бы хотела получить бесплатное чтение доски Уиджи. Есть один вопрос, который тяготит меня. Меня беспокоит одна ситуация, и я хочу знать. Есть человек, за которым я наблюдаю уже некоторое время, и я чувствую к нему такое сильное влечение, что он даже не уходит из моей жизни, когда я перестаю обращать на него внимание. Пусть духи дадут мне ответ, предназначен ли этот человек, о котором у меня так много мыслей, для меня или нет?

Бесплатное Психическое Чтение – Сообщение от Духов через Доску Уиджи! 👻✨

Духи заговорили, и вот три слова, которые они поделились о вашей ситуации:

"Магнетизм" 🧲: Духи признают мощное влечение между вами и этим человеком. Это притяжение кажется неоспоримым, как сила, притягивающая вас друг к другу. Это может означать, что между вами существует глубокая связь, даже если она еще не полностью понятна. Вы оба энергетически переплетены, вот почему они продолжают появляться в ваших мыслях.

"Терпение" 🌸: Духи советуют вам быть терпеливым. Иногда время играет большую роль в связях. Чувства есть, но ситуации может потребоваться больше времени, чтобы естественно развиться. Не торопитесь; позвольте вещам развиваться органически.

"Урок" 📚: Из этой связи есть урок, который нужно усвоить. Означает ли это, что этот человек должен остаться в вашей жизни навсегда или нет, они здесь по какой-то причине. Это влечение учит вас чему-то важному о себе, ваших желаниях и том, что вам нужно от отношений.

В заключение, духи указывают на то, что, хотя влечение сильно, важно иметь терпение и позволить вещам развиваться. Будь этот человек предназначен для вас или нет, они в вашей жизни, чтобы помочь вам расти и учиться. Доверьтесь процессу, и ответ станет яснее со временем. 😊✨

Free Psychic Reading – Message from the Spirits via Ouija Board! 👻✨

The spirits have spoken, and here are the three words they shared about your situation:

"Magnetism" 🧲: The spirits recognize a powerful pull between you and this person. This attraction seems to be undeniable, like a force drawing you together. It could mean there’s a deep connection, even if it’s not fully understood yet. You both are energetically intertwined, which is why they keep appearing in your thoughts.

"Patience" 🌸: The spirits advise you to be patient. Sometimes, timing plays a big role in connections. The feelings are there, but the situation might need more time to unfold naturally. Don’t rush it; let things develop organically.

"Lesson" 📚: There’s a lesson to be learned from this connection. Whether or not this person is meant to stay in your life forever, they are here for a reason. This attraction is teaching you something important about yourself, your desires, and what you need from a relationship.

In summary, the spirits indicate that while the attraction is strong, it’s important to have patience and allow things to evolve. Whether this person is meant for you or not, they are in your life to help you grow and learn. Trust the process, and the answer will become clearer in time. 😊✨

Got questions or need some insight into your life? I'm here to help with personal psychic readings! For just $7, you can get answers to up to 7 questions! More info at:

In case anyone else here on tumblr would like a free psychic reading (message from the spirits via Ouija Board), Click the link and follow the instructions (I answer only to those who follow the instructions, thank you):

[barely-buried]

Paranormal hunters don’t believe in:

Mice

Rats

Bats

Animals

Animals with deformations

All black contact lenses

Crackheads

Homeless people

Background noises in videos

Faulty wiring

Children

That music boxes just randomly make noise sometimes (same with wind up toys)

Camera glitches

Gravity

Houses settling

Vandalism

And they don’t know how:

EMF readers work (yea they go off when there’s electromagnetic fields, aka you, your phone, your camera, power lines, tv’s, faulty wiring)

“Spirit” boxes work (they just switch between radio signals quickly, of course your going to hear a few random words and parts of songs)

Temperatures work (temperatures are different in different spots, that’s just how it works)

No you didn’t hear or see a ghost, you’re hallucinating and made words out from nothing, your camera didn’t catch speech your camera man probably farted and didn’t want to tell you or there was an animal like a bobcat or stray cat outside, your camera didn’t catch anything it was pareidolia, it was just dust, mist, steam, or dirt, you didn’t talk to a ghost with a Ouija board, it’s like a dowsing rod, like you just want something to happen so you’re subconsciously making it happen, and those videos of the planchette moving on it’s own are all fake, magnets, ghost’s aren’t real, also don’t be fucking with “ghosts” if you’re gonna cry and scream at everything and breathe heavily into your microphone you’re annoying (and a crybaby that shouldn’t hunt ghosts if you’re terrified of ghosts and will cry and scream and breathe like an asthmatic buffalo), if you think you got touched by a ghost or they talked to you, you probably just imagined it or you’re schizophrenic or have some other condition that’s making you hallucinate

[phantomfrequencies]

The Sallie House

Delving into the Mysteries of the Sallie House

Tucked away in the peaceful town of Atchison, Kansas, lies a seemingly ordinary Victorian residence with an extraordinary reputation—the Sallie House. This unassuming home has become a magnet for ghostly tales, paranormal investigations, and eerie experiences. Let's embark on a journey to unravel the enigma of the Sallie House.

A Glimpse into the Past

The Sallie House, originally known as the Finney House, has a history that lends itself to intrigue. Constructed in the mid-1800s, it earned its moniker from a young resident named Sallie who lived here in the early 1900s. Tragically, Sallie's life was cut short by appendicitis, and some believe her spirit remains within the house.

The Haunting Phenomena

Reports of paranormal activity within the Sallie House are both extensive and spine-chilling. Witnesses have described a range of eerie occurrences—from unexplained icy cold spots and phantom footsteps to objects mysteriously relocating on their own. Perhaps most disconcerting are the accounts of physical assaults on visitors, including unexplained scratches and bruises allegedly inflicted by an unseen entity.

Diligent Investigations

The Sallie House has drawn the attention of numerous paranormal investigators and enthusiasts, all eager to decipher the mysteries lurking within its walls. Many have conducted séances, utilized Ouija boards, and employed a gamut of ghost-hunting gadgets in their quest to communicate with the supposed spectral inhabitants.

The Skeptical Perspective

Despite its reputation, skeptics remain unconvinced of the supernatural occurrences reported at the Sallie House. They argue that many of these incidents can be attributed to mundane explanations like drafts, aging wooden floors, and the power of suggestion. Skeptics advocate for a scientific approach in assessing such claims.Venturing InFor the intrepid souls willing to visit, the Sallie House has occasionally opened its doors to the public for tours and paranormal investigations. However, it's crucial for visitors to approach with respect for the property and its history.

The Unending Enigma

The Sallie House continues to stand as a place where history and the unexplained meet. Whether you are a staunch believer in the paranormal or a skeptic on a quest for answers, the Sallie House will forever serve as a source of fascination and provoke discussions about the mysterious and the unknown. One thing is certain: the Sallie House is destined to remain an enduring puzzle for generations to come.

(Note: The Sallie House is indeed a well-known location in paranormal lore, but it's important to approach such stories with a healthy dose of skepticism and respect for the privacy of any property owners involved.)

18/09/2023