i'm clearing out my childhood bedroom's closet and i'm finding all these notebooks from middle school and there's a youtube link in one of them and after finding a very touching note to my future self that started with a hamilton quote i'm worried about being cringe flash-banged
"We welcome you poor man, to our world of- Crap!"
"You are just, awesome, in your blue shirt and hair, love it."
"I Can't Read, really."
"You should accept it, it'll commemorate your graduation from being a total whore."
"All blooty is bootyful."
"That was absolute shit-"
"Listen up shorty. You realize how much taller I am than you right now. So listen up, beyotch."
"I guess I can't say beyotch, hehe."
"But I thought you were the one who wanted her to have a good blehblehblublahbluhblabbablep."
"aaaaaaaaaaloha~...."
"You guys may look different- I mean Alike. crap."
"I'm gonna..keep talking and then I'm gonna do this next line."
"Today the pink one is....one of em, and I don't know which one the blue one is. i hate them..."
"I never give fal complebleblahbleh!"
"bluh! bleh! blebeblah! .....sorry."
"no fair someone like you as tiny as you is not supposed to have someone as big like that as a friend cause you're really tiny and it's awkward. just sayin'."
"I can't read, either, sorry kid."
"Hey, you should make the crossdresser homo person do all of your shit!"
"It seems right now we have a perfect blend of blabbadabbadabbadabba....doo."
"Hey! if you're gonna- No."
"I guess the ahhhhabalaba Pool Good. 'kay."
"Any....and stuff, with jungle?"
"I'm sexy [name]. Bring it on ladies, I can take all three o' yas..."
"oh Boo, i Hate this line..."
"takes a lot more'n that ta kill a bug. shoot."
"I'm fine guys, I don't need a doc- thhhpt egagadbleblebleb yeah. I need a doctor."
"That's the line that was written instead of the one I just made up. okay."
"It's really hard to talk with milky way in your mouth."
"maybe he's right, maybe i should learn...how to read."
"guys I'm really sorry....that I'm about to puke. all over you. blegh."
"I guess I never realized what a nice guy you were. uuuuh eh y'know, and that you look great without your shirt on."
Happy Halloween! I've had this idea in the back of my head for about a year. Unfortunately, I didn't get to finish it in time but I still wanted to share the wip.