I like to imagine that after he retires from football, Dani becomes a match day commentator. Just imagine the pure energy and joy he would bring. I dont think he would be the most insightful, tactiful presenter of the boys from the team who could go on to do this, but he would be the most joyous
It would be the best and most frustrating thing ever. Like the team you loce is down 0-2 and his still so positive. Your lead goal scorer missed the easy goal, but Rojas commentated that his new shoes look amazing and he thinks they bring happiness to the field. He also likes to throw in random facts that he thinks will bring happiness or that someone has told him.
I mean, he chooses this carer because he wants to bring joy and foot all is life.
But there is a rule after the first time that he should not do mexico matches because that brings out a different Dani Rojas and the audiences ears still haven't recovered from the first time.
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also once this whole acid reflux thing calms down I will be going to my sisters house for reals this time to slenderposting will still slow. Hopefully I don't end up in the ER again 😭 collect my hospital visits
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assad saying armand is truly after acceptance 🥺💕
so true... acceptance is certainly something he's never really found... i am once again clocking in at the woobifying armand factory to say BABYGIRL I SEE YOU I UNDERSTAND YOU I ACCEPT YOU YOU ARE JUST LIKE ME FOR REAL
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i’ve always had a soft spot for pornos that feature a corrupted yoga instructor or personal trainer. guy that takes advantage of his job being around hot, scantily clad bendable and gullible women. brazzers is free rn so naturally ive been busy being one-handed
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What does it mean to speak less when trying to seduce someone’. Can you provide a conference example of how it would look like? How should one act etc?
Hi love! I would say that this concept boils down to two main principles: Not offering any more information about yourself than absolutely necessary to continue the conversation (nothing too personal, keep it light), and remaining interested to be interesting.
Regarding not offering any more information about yourself than absolutely necessary to continue the conversation (nothing too personal, keep it light):
Keep the conversation on a more surface level; avoid any sensitive topics or emotionally-charged topics (like a breakup, toxic ex, strained family relationship, financial struggles, workplace drama, or job/career difficulties)
Focus on conversational topics you would pitch to a magazine, post on social media, or take a quiz on vs. something that would be better saved for a close friend chat or therapy session
On remaining interested to be interesting:
Ask questions before sharing information about yourself. Initiate a conversation with a question. Ask relevant follow-up questions as a response vs. offering to disclose an anecdote or personal information about yourself
Use their answers or shared stories as a way to frame your reply. Volley the conversation back to your conversation partner by paraphrasing what they just said to you to show that you were listening and sought to understand what they were saying. After paraphrasing, ask another question that dives deeper into an aspect of their shared story, opinion, recollection of an event, etc. As an example, if they were telling you about a work presentation, ask about how they felt before, after, or during, what it was about, why the presentation mattered, what their colleagues and bosses thought, the next steps, where it was held, what they had for lunch after, etc.
Hope this helps xx
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i like how your little sona character's hands are just the sleeves of the sweater, its so cute!
Aaaa thank you TwT I've actually shared that here before, but as it turns out, I've accidentally based my sona on what my queerplatonic partner looks like IRL, my brain just went "hmmm yeah cute design, I shall keep" and I only realized like months later that I'd accidentally lowkey stole their appearance 🙈 I'm grateful they find that endearing and didn't get mad at me for that tbh TwT
(...But ye also, I've always had a soft spot for characters designs with overly long sleeves, and sleeves typically look naturally long on my partner's arms, so when they get a new outfit they'll typically show it off to me like "Look, you can't see my hands, just the way you like èwé"
...That's definitely TMI but yeah credit to them 🙈 They're cute 🙈 So I stole that for my own sona cus I'm a meathead partner like that ig 🙈)
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one traditional law my tribe used to have was that harming a child (not just physically, but mentally/emotionally — making them sad, experience anguish, duress, etc) was punishable by unaliving and by that logic … all rda should be unalived
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top ten fave things: when ppl send twitter porn links tagged as characters i like. i love seeing it on other ppl’s pages i am always looking at those links. it scratches an itch for me
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