#pain is stupid

[alyarose]

I wish there were 24-hour grocery stores near me. I came home early from work because my pain was so bad today that I felt feverish and like I was going to throw up if I didn't quit moving. 7 hours spent in bed later and I've finally recovered enough spoons that I feel like I could get something done. Problem is that everything I need to do has to be done during the day. I'm usually just finishing work this time of night and just want to go to bed. Instead I'm up and scrolling Tumblr because I can't clean without disturbing others who are sleeping and the only other thing I need to do is grocery shopping. No stores nearby are open past midnight and it's very frustrating. I don't want to waste spoons on something that isn't a need but I'm also not tired enough to go to sleep. Pain is stupid.

[dont-read-this-im-dead]

Me: do you have antacids at home? I accidentally took too much ibuprofen and Tylenol and Google said antacids will help.

Sister: on top of the fridge. How many did you take?

Me: today, 12 ibuprofen and 6 Tylenol in 12 hours. Yesterday, 16 ibuprofen And 12 Tylenol in 16 hours.

Sister: that's called overdosing, and you can die.

[densewentz]

a quick silly sketch based off my earlier post about the Cat King having a mistaken identity crisis when Edwin and Co. don't recognize him in his new cat form post-esther

[zosanbrainrot]

part 2 of Zoro in WCI

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I tried to write something to sum up my thoughts on this, but then it got longer and longer and tbh I'm itching to write a fic set in this AU djjdkf I think I could develop on their inner feelings more than in the comic form

Before posting the first part I didn't realize people had such strong opinions on how this would play out lmaooo

imo, of course Zoro wants to fight Sanji, not with actual intent to harm (they threaten each other on the daily, come on), but because that's how they are together, how they communicate. He respects Luffy's decisions and their goal here, which is to learn what's really going on with Sanji, but he's gonna be pissy about it all he wants. They both have so many intense and conflicted feelings about this and neither has any idea how to resolve them. So they fight.

ofc yall are free to headcanon this interaction any other way you want <333

[lotus-pear]

clowns in court

[lazylittledragon]

mombin pt 9!! it's been too long i'm sorry

(1)(2)(3)(4)(5)(6)(7)(8)

[technically-human]

Hey, don't cry. Ghost yuri, okay?

(Now that you know the girls, they need to meet the boys!)

[xochimillilili]

Awww good morning my puppy~ Hellooo hiii sweetheart, ah ah— no words love, puppies don't talk, they bark. Leave all those big words out your pretty little head pup, you don't need them yet, it's early still~

And you're quite lucky it's early still, look at your undies baby, your pretty little puppy cunt is all wet~ Guess somepup was having a nice dream mmh? Awww you're so cute all blushed my puppy, squeezing your soft thighs together

Almost like you don't need my throbbing cock stretching out your needy cunt and breeding you like a good bitch in heat~ You want my cock don't you love?

Wanna be a whiny little puppy cumslut for me? Bark and moan for me while I bruise up your soft ass with your leash, stuff a toy up your ass while I fuck a load into you? Awww so fucking adorable how you get even needier, bet you'd love for me to bite and slap and make you bleed while fucking you mmh?

Come here my baby~ I've got you, you're my precious puppy, I'll take care of you in any way you need

That's my good puppy, we can watch the sunrise and have some tea for breakfast cuddled together as usual after I fuck you dumb my love~

[archangel-1]

Girls be like “I'm shy🥺”, then want you to fuck their throat

[khytal]

and there was only one bed (oh my god there was only one bed)

extra:

[dont-read-this-im-dead]

My new job, Im a delivery driver.

Second day on the job today.

Twisted my ankle.

But it's alright. Because I was wearing my new work shoes, which have high ankle support. So instead of a softball for an ankle, I have a bruise. Like, I can feel that thing in my bone, but a bruise is just a bruise. It's not even swollen.

But I'm pretty sure I set a new record for myself. It usually takes me 3 weeks to get hurt at work.

[drip-p1ss]

use a catheter on me. fill me up before going to sleep, water, soda and of course a lot of tea. in the morning I'm desperate, pleading for my morning release, but you don't let me go. I'm squirming, even standing is really painful. I think it's finally over when you come to me at my catheter, but you just attach a funnel and fill me up with your piss. at this point my bladder is unbearably stretched, it just hurts. I beg you to let me pee but you have other plans. you dress me in a slutty outfit, short crop top with no bras and a tiny skirt without panties.

"we're going to the grocery store" you say. and that's it, my begs are usless.

every step is painful, my legs can barely hold me but fortunately the store is near. we go through the aisles, you order me to bend to take some stuff, just to see my ass, my bare pussy showing off and whimper escaping from my lips. it hurts so much, I need to empty my bladder. we wait in line for payment, luckly an old woman allow us to pass.

"you should go first since you're pregnant, such a lovely couple" she said, pointing towards my bulging belly. I can barely smile, the bladder is so full and stretched, you smirk. "you're so kind ma'am, wanna feel the baby?" so you guide her hand to my belly, prodding and squishing it, I just wanna cry. the old woman starts touching it too.

"please..." I manage to whimper. "oh poor girl, you must be so sensitive, you might need a massage" said the woman, starting touching harder to help but just getting me more desperate. you chuckle, seeing how the ma'am was unknowingly torturing me.

"thanks for the advice, I'll treat her at home" you smirk. after paying and getting back I start begging you. on the floor of the house I'm just a whimpering mess.

"don't worry, I got you" you said, just for you to turn me over, my bladder pressing on the floor in a hurtful way and your cock sliding into my tight cunt.

"please so full... to full..." I can only whimper, my bladder stretched to unbearable limits. you continue pounding into me, while I cry until you cum and cum again. my pussy abused, overstimulated and red, your cum filling me even more. you let out some other sprout of piss, just to plug it in me and leave me on the floor like this, a whimpering and crying mess, full, hurt and bruised, with my belly stretched out and bulging a lot. piss and cum filling me up.

"get up, you have my bath to run" you order. it will be a long day and I can already barely crawl without crying in pain.

pretty please??? (MDNI)

[kathaynesart]

And now watch it all fall apart.

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Thank you everyone for your patience as I recuperate from Covid. I tested negative and am now just recuperating from the lasting effects. Honestly, this update is one I probably could have skipped, but I love me a good heist plan. Plus I just wanted to have some fun with this holiday special and if that means extending it a bit longer, then so be it.

[marzipanandminutiae]

me, age 11: wow an Uglies movie would be so cool!

me, age 31, after watching the trailer for the most aesthetically generic YA dystopia I've ever seen, where Tally is played by an actress ten years older than the character, the Pretties look like Instagram influencers instead of borderline-naturally-impossible anime characters, and fucking Laverne Cox plays Dr. Cable in a misguided attempt to #DiversityGirlboss that actually comes off as a The Trans Are Brainwashing The Youths Into Surgery implication holy shit who greenlit this: I take it back

[itachanta]

Vash the (stupid babygirl) Stampede

[valeria-sage]

How can chronic pain patients be “addicted to pain meds?” That’s like telling someone with a prosthetic that they’re addicted to their prosthetic. Or a cardio patient that they’re addicted to their pacemaker. Or a diabetic that they’re addicted to insulin. What is the thought process here?