#pantalon tutorial

[aether--gh0ul]

PANTALONE!

[my-cherie]

𝗗𝗢𝗘𝗦 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗠𝗢𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗥 𝗞𝗡𝗢𝗪♡

pairing ꒱modern! step-dad! pantalone x male reader warnings ꒱ step relationships (though reader doesn't know it), cheating on pantalone's part, a few pet names (darling, sweetness, pet), grinding, dirty talk, praise. wc ꒱ 600+ thoughts ꒱ small genshin drabble bc pantalone doesn't get nearly as much appreciation as he deserves, this man is HOT, y'all. inspired by the abba song with the same name. NOT BETA READ.

You hadn’t seen your mom in a long time. Ever since you moved away for college she barely contacted you, so to say you were baffled when her wedding invite came in would be the century’s understatement. Putting on your best suit, you messed with your hair a little more and tried your best to straighten your tie, before giving up and just deciding to go like this. Not like you were trying to impress anyone.

While you were on the way to the ceremony, you checked the invite again. This was maybe your mom’s third husband ever since your dad left? You weren’t sure, but maybe this “Pantalone” (as you came to know his name from the invite) would be nicer than your other step-fathers.

… The place was fancy. You almost wish you hadn’t come, because the venue in itself already seemed straight out of an expensive magazine, with the full-on white decorations, roses and tulips and baby’s breath everywhere and a ton of seats in the middle of a cute, meadow-like wedding venue and now you were sure that this Pantalone guy was at least filthy rich, because your family sure as hell didn’t have the money for this place, even with the money your mom managed to get from her past failed relationships.

You stumble amidst all the guests, making small talk with some cousins, aunts and uncles, before finally settling into the back of the garden, nursing a glass of white wine that you were sure cost more than your apartment. Trying to look for anyone else you knew besides the few relatives you had talked to, you were disappointed to see only strangers. 

Fuck, was your mom gonna take too long to come out? 

“Hello,” you startled, who— “do you mind if I wait here as well?

Oh, that’s a very pretty man.

He’s wearing probably the most expensive suit you’ve ever seen, with a beautiful blue tie, silver glasses and— Is that a fucking Armani suit?

“Sure dude, uh,” you shift under his attention, distractedly biting the inside of your mouth, scrambling for a common topic you could talk to this stranger about, “do you know the groom?”

“Yeah, you could say that.” He chuckles in amusement and you realize suddenly that he seemed a bit... bored. He was just observing everyone and not moving to greet any of the people in the venue, even though you can see that quite a few people seemed to wave and smile at him.

The unknown man seemed to not want to socialize with anyone else, besides you, that is.

You mess with your tie again, trying to distract yourself from the beautiful, beautiful man besides you. Your tie just never seems to sit correctly on your suits, no matter how many times you've watched those tutorials on Youtube about how to do the perfect tie.

“Do you need some help there?” The man — fuck you forgot to ask his name — asks, clearly seeing you struggle.

“Please, if you could.” You smile at him, embarrassed.

He comes closer, slowly redoing your tie for you, and you stare at his face meanwhile. 

Without meaning to, your eyes are attracted to his lips and you bite your own again, thinking about how they look very much kissable. When you look up, he’s already looking directly at you, a smirk playing at his lips and his eyes muddled with arousal.

So you weren’t the only one to feel the pull of attraction between you two then, good. You weren’t even enjoying the wedding anyway.

(The man kisses hard, you dimly register, your body hidden away from view by the way he’s holding you, kissing you breathless.

His knees are slowly grinding your dick and fuck if it doesn’t feel good, making you moan each time he does it, holding his hair tighter.

“Do you like it like that, darling? Does it feel good?” He talks dirty like he’s made for it and when you don’t answer, he pulls away the tiniest bit. “Answer me.” 

And you have to gasp for breath, he has already made you into such a mess in a few seconds, it’s humiliating, but not enough for you to not beg him.

“Yes! Yes, it feels amazing! Please, please—“ You don’t know his name, god damn it all. He seems to notice your predicament, because he snickers a bit.

“The name’s Pantalone, sweetness.”

You give him your name as well, completely forgetting that your mom’s soon-to-be-husband has the same name as the stranger ravaging you. Even though it’s a very clearly unique name, your brain has been completely taken by his ministrations, hazy and distracted.

“Cute,” he says, before going back to kissing you to oblivion and starting to grind against your cock with his own, clearly hard and wanting to continue just as much. 

“I’m going to enjoy ruining you, pet.”)

[snakevsnis]

Professor Pantalone x College Student gn Reader

You have worked so hard for this exam yet you failed it once again, no matter how hard you worked and how many tutorials you watched, you still fail your math exams. You don’t get it, at the beginning you did just fine and then your grades in math started to go down and when you think you finally understand the theme and even manage to solve the questions, you still fail the tests. Not wanting to fail your math class, you decided to ask your math teacher, professor pantalone, for help, after all your professor is always willing to help students who want to improve themselves.

It was just a question of time when you would show up in front of pantalones Office, looking all nervous and embarrassed, like a little puppy. Pantalone had to hold back his grin when he saw you, after all he had already expected you. When you started to rant about how you didn’t know how you kept on failing your exams, pantalone had to bite his cheek and cover his mouth with his hand to not start laughing. You looked so pathetic, so helpless and desperate and how nice of your professor to sacrifice some of his free time to help you.

“I understand your problem and I gladly would help you, after all you are an hard working stundet but…” pantalones voice becomes more silent at the end making your happy expression turn once against nervous. “But what…?” You asks nervously. A small smile, that seems to try and comfort you but in reality is just hiding the mocking smirk behind it, slips onto pantalones lips. “This semester is nearly over, there’s no change you will manage to get enough good grades not to fail this class.” Pantalone felt almost sorry when he saw the way you froze and your eyes widen in shock and slight horror at the realization. For a while it’s completely silent in his office until your voice breaks it “Is-Is there really no way I can fix my grades? Really none? I- I do anything, just please help me, Professor.” And with that pantalone knew that his plan worked and he had you right where he wanted you.

“Ah~” a satisfied groan escapes pantalone as he leans back in his chair, his eyes closed and one hand resting on top of the head under him. “Just like that my dear…” pantalone softly moans, his grip on your hair becoming a bit tighter, urging you closer. You let out a few choking sounds when his dick is pressed even further down your throat, hands pressing against pantalones thighs for some support. Pantalone couldn’t hold back the amused chuckle at your pathetic state, you look so small in front of him, on your knees with your pretty lips around his cock, sucking him off. “Good, good, don’t stop my dear student…” pantalone groans as he urges you to speed up your movements. “Oh fuck… you’re so good at this. Taking my cock so nicely. Shit… im gonna-“ when you glance up at him with those glassy, pleading eyes he couldn’t hold back any longer and came into your mouth with a loud moan. His cum filling your mouth and throat, with a small ‘pop’ he pulls his dick back out of your mouth and ruffles your hair. “Be good for me and swallow.” Pantalone says with a big grin, you need that A so who were you to deny him? After hesitating a bit you eventually swallow his release, the salty taste and the slimy consistence making you cough to which pantalone only laughs again. “Alright we are done… for today. I will make sure to change that D to an A but it will still take a lot of work to pass this class. For now, you’re dismissed.” Quickly you grab you stuff and make your way to the door, right before you were about to open the door, pantalones voice fills the office once again, making you stop. “I expect you here tomorrow, same time.” Pantalone watches as you quickly nod your head, fix your hair a bit and leave his office. The corner of the Professors mouth tug up into a smirk. He knew it’s wrong but oh my, how charming you are. It’s just to hard to resist you and… it’s not like you have to know that he let’s you fail his class on purpose.

[gum-iie]

Just wanna say I feel fricking delighted each time you make fanart (especially WEBTORRE like mWah ✨✨✨) I adore looking at them and trying to see if I can emulate (if that's the right word for it...) what you do cuz it's just so awesome.

Idk how you manage to color the hair the way you do and your grey WIPs are so 👌each time I go "how do you do this. What brush did yo– the body– the colors– how did you pick the colors– *mouth starts to foam*"

I love you. I love your work– that new Pantalone art is so cool and even your older works like your Dimitri drawings are rad af. Bless your soul. All of your stuff is eye candy.

afsFDKGgh i was kicking my feet reading this THANK YOU i- AAA

i'm so happy to see that there are other webttore defenders out there and i'm so lucky to have your support 💜💜

-and i'm flattered that you like my art enough to try and learn from it! (especially hair... hair is scary)

i'm also self taught so i get how frustrating it can be to learn sometimes so i put this together for you--a hair tutorial featuring webttore haha

i'm nowhere near professional, but i sincerely hope it'll help with your studies :)

(sorry the text is small you might have to zoom ah...)

thank you so much for your support again 💖✨

[pazeia]

Uno de los motivos por los que me encanta coser es por lo manual que es.

Además de poder hacerme prendas a mi gusto y medida, no me exige pensar demasiado, una vez corto la tela y plancho los dobladillos. Es dar una puntada y luego la siguiente, que quede más o menos prolijo, con el doblez como guía. Las texturas de las telas son variadas, los colores y patrones son bonitos, a veces encuentro una combinación de tela + patrón que combina a la perfección y me hace más sencillo el coser.

Puedo ponerme un video y dejar pasar los minutos, las puntadas, mientras escucho el audio y dejo que mis manos sigan los trazos de la tiza de sastre y el doblez de la plancha. Es relajante.

Al menos cuando no me frustro y tengo ganas de revolear tela, alfileres, hilo y aguja.

De todos modos, me ha traído más alegrías que frustraciones,y he empezado a regalar cosas a mis afectos. Una bolsa de la compra. Mantelitos individuales. Un almohadón. Una funda de almohada. Cosas que no podía hacer antes y ahora sí, aunque cada proyecto sea algo menos bonito que el siguiente. Es un proceso de aprendizaje, y me emociona saber que hay un mundo de maravillas frente a mí.

Tengo seis blusas cosidas, suficiente para considerar esa primera etapa de tutorial como exitosa. Ahora iré a por pantalones y polleras.

[manualidadesgratiss]

Cómo hacer un bolso con tela de vaqueros viejos

Cómo hacer un bolso con tela de vaqueros viejos

Tutorial con fotografias e instrucciones paso a paso para coser un bolso utilizando la tela de diferentes pantalones vaqueros viejos. Origen: Cómo hacer un bolso con tela de vaqueros viejos

[costuverso]

Pattern drafting 😍

Trazando patrones 😍

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[dolldepository]

Blythe free pattern resource list (WIP)

Tutorials with free patterns by LittleAmelie (https://www.littleamelie.com)

Blouse/Jacket* (Patterns in the description)

*The pattern is for a blouse but the tutorial makes it a jacket, works eitherway

Resin Rapture patterns:

All-in-one dress + flats + boots + leggings

Coat pattern

Overall +  shirt + headband

Creative 404:

Underwear: (Patterns at the bottom of the description)

Socks, thigh highs and pantyhose (Patterns in the description)

Stitch by stitch with Lily

Linen coat (Patterns at the bottom of the description)

Waffle Patterns (https://blog.wafflepatterns.com/)

Shift dress (Pay attention, this is for the OG body!)

Hello Moshi (http://hellomoshi.blogspot.com)

Mini-skirt 

Jaszmade (recovered thanks to the Wayback Machine, images might not load, but the patterns remain available):

Easy reversible dress

Puchicollective (https://puchicollective.com)

A-line jumper dress

Flared pants

T-Shirt

A-line dress

Party dress (could work for a lolita dress)

Empire dress  ///  (tutorial in Portuguese)

Collared shirt

All spruced-up dress/ Vintage skipper dress

Beth Ramsden:

Shoes and boots (Patterns in the description)

XOXO, Blythe: (CLICK here to access the pattern page for the following patterns).

Basic knitted hat

All spruced up dress (yes, the one from PC is the same one)

Boatneck tee

Tulip skirt

Aloha dress

Emma and Mr Polar Bear: (All pdf avilable on the website)

1/6 Headphones tutorial

1/6 Record players and vinyls with cover and sleeve

Animal eared hat pattern (if slightly increased in size can fit a Blythe just fine- Tested by admin)

Blythetoday:

 Blythe doll travel pouch

Mini mini costura (in Spanish, but has a tutorial vid):

Fluffy coat (click in “Descarga” to get the pattern)

Boots (click in “botas blythe” in pink to get to the pattern)

One piece dress with pocket (click in “patrón vestido en A” in pink to obtain it)

Bell bottom jeans (click in “patrón pantalones [1985]”in pink to obtain it)

Simple blouse (click in “patron blusa [1814]”in pink to obtain it)

Basic dress (click in “patron base vestido” in pink to obtain it)

“Pride and predjuice“ style dress (click in ”vestido o y p” in pink to obtain it)

[belial-ford]

TIO PORFA LE PIDO TUTORIAL DE COMO DIBUJAR CUERPO O UN SPEEDPAINT PORQ CTM AMO COMO DIBUJAI Y YTGV/F/RH)EIMOSKL

PORFA PASE TUTO Y SE LA MAMO CON PANTALONES/j

AIGWKDUWUEJWJW

No sé como explicar aparte no soy experto en anatomía todavía sigo practicando :[💖

Necesito tutorial de cómo hacer un tutorial XD

Pero DFDFDDDDDSDD AUDHJSHUWEHWIWY GRACIAS💖💖💕🐝🐝💖💕💞💐💕🐝💖💖

[pepitas-de-chocolate]

Tutorial EL PRINCIPITO pantalón BOMBACHO / Tutorial THE LITTLE PRINCE how to make BAGGY pants

Tutorial EL PRINCIPITO pantalón BOMBACHO / Tutorial THE LITTLE PRINCE how to make BAGGY pants

Buenos días Seguimos con los tutoriales para hacer al “Principito” En este vídeo os enseño como hacer unos pantalones bombachos, que quedan super lindos 😉 Los patrones de la ropita los tenéis en la tienda Tienda El paso a paso de como se hace el cuerpo y como pintar las caritas lo tenéis en el canal Espero que os guste y si es así, por favor, dale me gusta al vídeo, comparte y suscríbete y si le…

[a-little-dexth]

request:

terminas de pasar una última capa de esmalte sobre tus uñas y las miras atentamente buscando algún defecto y, al no encontrarlo, sonríes con orgullo al pensar que acabas de hacerte un completo manicure tú sola.

la cuarentena avanzaba lentamente y cada día tenías menos idea de qué hacer pero, navegando por internet habías encontrado todo un tutorial sobre una mascarilla para manos e incluso darle una distinta forma a tus uñas así que… ¿por qué no intentarlo? tu novio jaehyun había ido a ensayar para el próximo comeback y tú tenías que gastar tu tiempo en algo.

“hola, bebé”, sonríes al verlo cruzar la puerta del departamento que compartían y te acercas rápidamente a él para abrazarlo. “¿me extrañaste?”

“muchísimo”, dices mientras entrelazas tus manos detrás de su cuello con cuidado para no ensuciar su ropa con el esmalte que aún seguía fresco sobre tus uñas. él rodea tu cintura con ambas manos acercándote más a su cuerpo y dejas un pequeño beso sobre sus labios. “¿cómo fue la práctica?”

“agotadora pero ya la coreografía está prácticamente lista así que valió la pena”, responde y te sientes admirada porque a pesar de que hace unas cuantas semanas habían terminado las presentaciones de kick it, los 9 se estaban preparando de nuevo para regresar. “¿qué tal tu día? ¿no te aburriste mucho sin mi?”

“por supuesto que lo hice”, sueltas una risilla y te separas de él aunque sus manos siguen aferradas a tu cintura, “¡pero hice esto!”

estiras tus manos hacia él para que pueda verlas y lo ves morder su labio inferior, arrugas el entrecejo al creer que no le ha gustado pero su vista se vuelve a fijar en ti. lo observas con atención intentando descrifar su mirada pero no tenías ni la más mínima idea de lo que cruazaba por su mente.

“¿no quedaron bien?”, preguntas sintiéndote nerviosa ante su mirada pero no de una mala manera, todo lo contrario…

“te quedaron muy lindas, princesa, ¿aunque sabes dónde se verían mejor?”, su voz comienza a hacerse más profunda y comienzas a darte una idea sobre lo que estaba imaginando.

“¿dónde, guapo?”

“alrededor de mi pene”, dice simplemente con una sonrisa ladeada sobre su rostro, haciendo visible un pequeño hoyuelo sobre una de sus mejillas. te acercas a él de nuevo y lo besas con profundidad, permitiendo que su lengua viaje por toda tu boca, robando el aire de tus pulmones mientras caminan hacia su habitación sin separarse hasta que él se sienta a la orilla de la cama.

lo ayudas a quitar su sudadera pasándola sobre sus hombros y haces lo mismo con su playera, dejando la parte superior de su cuerpo al descubierto. dejas un último beso sobre sus labios y bajas lentamente para colocarte de rodillas en medio de sus piernas, pasando una de tus manos desde la parte superior de tu pecho hasta su abdomen, asegurándote de rozar tus uñas sobre su piel, haciéndolo suspirar audiblemente al notar el contraste que hacía tu esmalte contra él.

tus manos van hasta el resorte de sus pantalones deportivos y él levanta las caderas para que puedas bajarlos junto a su ropa interior. relames tus labios al ver su pene que recién comenzaba a ponerse duro. dejas un rastro de saliva en la palma de tus manos y después tomas su miembro entre ella, subiendo y bajando lentamente sobre su longitud.

“te dije que tus uñas lucirían aún más bonitas alrededor de mi”, jaehyun gruñe ante tu tacto y aumentas la velocidad de tus movimientos, sintiendo su pene poniéndose más erecto conforme los segundos avanzaban. 

abres la boca y diriges su miembro a ella, pasando tu lengua con delicadeza sobre la punta para tentarlo, dándote cuenta que lo has logrado cuando sientes el cuerpo de tu novio temblar, así que repites la acción sin parar el movimientos de tu mano, masturbando lo que no podías tomar en tu boca por lo grande que era.

“siempre me tomas tan bien”, susurra con voz gruesa mientras quita algunos cabellos de tu rostro y los lleva detrás de tu oreja para que no te molestaran mientras llevabas su pene dentro de tu boca. lo llevas más profundo dentro de ti al escucharlo elogiarte y con una de tus manos masajeas sus testículos, recordando aquella ocasión que te había dicho lo loco que lo volvía aquello. “mierda, bebé, voy a correrme dentro de tu boca”.

mantienes el ritmo hasta que jaehyun eyacula tal y como te lo había dicho. sientes su semen llenar tu boca y sacas su pene de tu boca, dejando caer unas gotas. levantas el rostro y posas tu mirada en él mientras tomas limpias tu barbilla con dos de tus dedos y te aseguras de que observe cuando los introduces en tu boca para chuparlos.

sus labios chocan con los tuyos con fuerza y te recuesta sobre la cama, colocándose encima de ti, deshaciéndote de tu ropa con rapidez.

“ahora quiero sentir tus lindas uñas enterrándose en mi espalda mientras te follo”.

[chuckepisodes]

Chuck vs. The Tango Part 2

Chuck and Casey were working at the Buy More today and you stopped in to discuss the plans tonight with them quietly. And luckily it was your day off today. "So, dress attire for this evening-- uh, sneakers, or are we classifying this as more of a shoe event? " Chuck asked. "I rented you a tux. And Sarah got Y/N a dress." "She did?" you asked. "Oh, that's very nice... how did you know my size?" "NSA-- they have records of your rental information from prom night. And that's how Sarah figured out your dress size too." You and Chuck looked completely confused. " I checked the suit in your closet. And Sarah just looked at you and knew what size you were." "Okay, this is our first foray into major undercover spy work, so you could ease up on the sarcasm. That would be great. And how are we supposed to recognize La Ciudad? Is there a picture or something?" Chuck asked. "If there was a photograph, why would we need you?" " What did we just talk about? " You said. "I'm sorry. We're hoping something in the event triggers a flash." " See, that's all you had to say." You said crossing your arms staring at Casey. "Now, uh, hand-to-hand combat-- in all seriousness, if it comes down to me or Y/N and La Ciudad in some fisticuffs or something, is there, like, a 20-minute tutorial you can take us through?" "Don't worry. You guys are going to be fine. Nothing's going to happen to you. Assuming you know how to tango. " "Seriously?" Chuck asked looking a little scared. " Oh, I don't joke about your life."

All of a sudden Morgan appeared in front of you and Chuck. "Hey Sarah is here!" You and Chuck turned around to find Sarah waiting by the entrance. You walked over to Sarah as Chuck began walking the other way with Morgan. "One minute, I have computers to fix." Chuck said calling out to the both of you. "Don't worry about it. We got it. There's only a few left. " Anna said. "What? Are you sure?" "Yeah go spend time with the girls. But you cover for me next time I get to hang out with two gorgeous women." Lester said. "Okay. Great. Thanks, team. I'll see you tomorrow." Chuck said quickly turning back around and heading towards you and Sarah. "Where are you lovebirds headed along with Sarah?" Morgan asked. " We're actually going to an art auction at the Wilshire grand." " Swanky! Yeah, I like it, man. But kinda weird since you still have yet to tell Y/N how you feel and you have her best friend coming along with you guys again. Dude! You got to tell her!" Chuck then turned around and grabbed Morgan by his shoulders. "Listen, it's not that easy okay? She's been my best friend since we were little kids. I want to find the perfect time to tell her okay? It may take some time but it will come." "Alright man... Just don't take too long because you are killing us here." "Yeah thanks Morgan." Chuck then turned back towards you and Sarah and you gave him a big smile. You then linked arms with both Chuck and Sarah and walked out of the Buy More.

You were now all sitting outside of Weinerlicious on one of the patio tables, going over some details. "The idea with a cover is to keep it as simple as possible without revealing true personal detail. Any thoughts on a name guys?" Sarah asked you two. " Charles Carmichael? Simple, dignified." Chuck answered. " Easy to remember and not far off from..." Sarah started. Then Chuck went off. " Graduated with honors from Stanford. Runs a hugely successful software company. Semi-retired and is considering entering America's cup." He finished. You raised your eyebrows, amazed Chuck already came up with all that. "Have you done this before? " Sarah asked impressed. "Let's just say, uh, Mr. Carmichael and I share a small kinship." "How's that?" you asked turning towards him. " When I first entered Stanford, it's kind of where I envisioned myself being by now, except for the sailing part. I don't really know where that came from. But he's where most of my class already is." "So, what happened? " Sarah asked. "My life took a little detour sophomore year when our old friend Bryce Larkin discovered stolen tests under my bed, and was kind enough to alert administration." "Did you steal the tests?" "I thought it was kind of implied that I'm a decent person." "Well, we all make mistakes." " And I made plenty. That just wasn't one of them. But, hey, then Bryce sent me a whole database of government secrets that are now locked in my and Y/N's brain, keeping me in a constant state of fear, danger and anxiety, and I'm sure Y/NN feels the same so I'd say we're even." You looked at Chuck and placed your hand on his arm and rubbed it gently. You remember that night when he called you telling you what happened, upset clear in his voice. You remember driving from UCLA down to Stanford to pick up Chuck and take him home and stayed with him the whole night as you tried to cheer him up and to just be there for him. "What about you Y/N? Have you thought of your cover?" Sarah asked you. "Honestly? I couldn't think of anything. I'm not as good at this as Chuck is apparently." Sarah looked at you and gave you a little smirk. "Well I have an idea. Since you two are always gonna be together on missions to get info, you could go as Y/N Carmichael. Charles' wife." You and Chuck both looked at Sarah shocked. "Oh uh...I mean... I uh..." you started. You started blushing furiously just thinking about going undercover as husband and wife with Chuck. Chuck then spoke up. "I mean... I would be okay with it." Chuck said looking at you with a knowing smile. "And it does make sense." "Ummm...okay. Sure!" Sarah could see you still blushing like crazy and smiled. She knew you had it so bad for Chuck. "Perfect! And don't be worried about tonight. No reason to be nervous. I won't be leaving your sides." She said placing her hands on your arms. "Me nervous? Never." Chuck said. "Your hands can get a little moist Chuck." you said looking at him. " It does that when I'm freaking out." He said looking between you and Sarah.

You followed Chuck down to his place. Neither of you knew how to tango and you were both curious if Ellie knew anything at all. "Hey sis!" "Hey Ellie!" "Um... do you know how to tango?" Chuck asked. " No, why?" "Oh, no reason." you said waving it off. "It's just this outing we are going to go to with Sarah." "You two are tangoing  along with Sarah? Well, that's definitely new territory. What kind of hangout is this?" Ellie asked. "A real fancy one." Chuck said. "Did someone say tango?" Devon said coming out of the bathroom, wearing just a towel around his waist. " No, thank you, captain awesome, I'll look it up online. Would you please put on something, a robe or something?" Chuck asked feeling uncomfortable. " Did a semester abroad in Buenos Aires. Spent many nights tangoing my way into señoritas' pantalones."

Devon took Chuck out into the living room and set up some tango music. "Oh this I have to watch." you said standing beside Ellie. "Y/N you are going to tango too you know? Why aren't you getting in on this?" "Oh I'll be fine! I learn better by watching." you said giving Chuck a wink. You and Ellie stood off to the side watching Chuck and Devon tango together. You were both trying so hard not to laugh. Chuck was looking so uncomfortable the entire time. Once they were done Devon looked over at you. "You want to try Y/N?" "No I think I'll be good. I got it." you said still trying not to laugh.

It was the night of the art auction. Chuck was at home getting his tux on and trying to tie his bow tie. You were once again driving down to Chuck's place where Sarah  will pick you two up along with Casey. Ellie was busy trying to button up the sleeves on Chuck's shirt when the doorbell rang. Ellie ran over to grab the door knowing it would be you. "Hey Y/N! Wow! You look stunning!" She said looking at you. "Aw  thank you!" Chuck was looking over at the door and his jaw dropped when he saw you. You were wearing a long sleeved maroon gown that had a slit on the right side that went up to you thigh. You wore hair down with waves and had natural eye makeup with a dark red lipstick. You noticed how Chuck was staring at you and you began to blush.

"Y/N...Wow... you look...wow." "You don't think it's too much?" "Too much? No! Are you kidding. You look... perfect." You looked down trying to hide your blush once again. "Thanks Chuck." You then looked back up at him and noticed how handsome he looked in his tux. "You look real good too." Ellie stood to the side watching you two and hoping you two would hook up soon. It was killing her watching you two act like that and not be together yet. You then heard Casey knock on your door and a honk from outside. "Well. That must be them. Let's go." Chuck said and you both linked arms as you walked out. Ready to do your first real mission together.

[eliocasale]

Spider-Man

—Hola. —¿Quién carajo eres tú? —¿Cómo que "quién soy"? ¿No me conoces? —No. —Soy tan famoso como tú. —No, ni idea. En serio. —Mi nombre es Winnie Pooh. Mucho gusto. —Mucho gusto, yo soy Spider-Man. —Sí, lo sé. —Disculpa que no te dé la mano, Winnie. El disparador de telarañas está medio falloso. —Tranquilo. —No quiero dejarte la pata llena de telarañas... —Tranquilo, tranquilo. Cero rollo. —Okey. —... —... —Este... ¿y qué haces por aquí, Winnie? Esta parte de Nueva York es fea, por ahí anda el Green Goblin suelto, la cosa puede ponerse peligrosa para un osito como tú. —Por mí no te preocupes. —Okey, Winnie, pero igual sería bueno que te fueras a tu casa. Se está haciendo tarde, en serio. Por ahí hay mucho homofóbico suelto. —¿Por qué lo dices? —No, por nada. —¿Te pusiste prejuicioso, Spider-Man? ¿Me estás juzgando por mi pinta? —No, no, para nada. —Bueno, cuidado, pues. ¿Dónde dice que usar camisa roja pegadita y sin pantalones es gay? Además, aquí el que usa lycra todo el día no soy yo. —¿Y entonces? ¿No acabas de decir que estaba mal juzgar a los demás por su vestuario? —Ah, pero lo que es igual no es trampa. —¡Caramba, bien venenoso salió este oso! Además, no es una lycra: es un tejido sintético blindado que además no me impide moverme y que permite la transpiración. —Bueno, bueno, tampoco necesito un sermón. De verdad no te preocupes por mí, Spider-Man. —Mira, ya para que dejes el fastidio, dime. ¿Qué quieres? ¿Un autógrafo? ¿Cómo puedo ayudarte? —No, Spider-Man. Yo soy el que viene a ayudarte a ti. —¿Tú? ¿A mí? ¡Jajajajaja! —En serio. —¡Jajajajajaja! ¿Cómo coño vas a ayudarme tú a mí? ¿Tú no te has visto en un espejo? ¿Cómo vas a vencer a Venom, a Green Goblin? ¿Lanzándole un potecito de miel? —No sé, no tengo ni idea. Pero recuerda que hasta hace poquito estuviste guindando (sin alusiones personales, ojo) y los jefes de Sony y Disney le dijeron a Marvel que no te iban a poner en otra película sin antes poner condiciones. Una de las condiciones era un sidekick, y el único voluntario de todo Disney fui yo. —¡¡¿El único?!! —Sí. —¿Ni siquiera Deadpool quiso darle? —Ni siquiera. Muy cool el cuento del mordisco de la araña, muy bueno lo de ir de un edificio al otro con lo de los hilos, pero nadie quiso arrimarse a tu franquicia. Supongo que se están oliendo lo peor. –¡Coño, que triste! —Sí. —Bueno, ni modo. Dime, Winnie. ¿Por casualidad sabrás arreglar la cosita esta de echar telarañas? —No. Pero buscamos un tutorial en Youtube y le damos.

[costuverso]

UN AÑO EN YOUTUBE!!

Ya hace un año que empecé el canal y no puedo estar más contenta!

Estoy muy agradecida por el número de suscriptores y por todo el apoyo que he sentido durante este año, tanto por los 'me gusta' como por los comentarios tan bonitos que he recibido.

Y también estoy súper contenta por lo mucho que he aprendido gracias al canal. Antes no cosía casi nada, a pesar de que me gustaba muchísimo, solo hacía remiendos, arreglaba bajos de pantalones, cosía unas cortinas o un cojín o, si venía alguna ocasión especial, me hacía algún vestido; pero eso era todo. No tenía costumbre de bajar al cuarto de costura y pasar horas allí como ahora, cosa que me encanta y que el canal me ha 'obligado' a hacer.

He hecho muchísimas cosas en este año; ropa y deco. Blusas, pantalones, faldas, bolsos, vestidos, chaquetas, monos y un kimono. Y por casa, quien más se ha beneficiado ha sido mi cuarto de costura, con una mesa de corte, estante transformado en rincón de organización, silla y taburetes, y también útiles de costura como los pesos de patrones y el forro para la máquina.

Le di un lavadito de cara a la cocina, hice unos cubreteteras, una trona, estanterías a partir de maderas de andamio, un tope para puertas, tapicé un sillón orejero y transformé una maleta antigua en mesa.

Y también hice cositas para mii hijo como, unos cuadros para su cuarto, un cochón para la zona de juegos, cestas para juguetes, su pantalón de bautizo y un bolso para los juguetes de playa..

¡Un año súper productivo!

[sanguinecolleger]

1 Aug 2019

Pumunta akong TUP to paint chairs! hahaha JM’s with me, he’s a dude na nakilala ko sa COE Tutorial Week ata? hahaha i honestly dont remember much since it has been literally years! Di ko na rin alam kung tama ba ung naaalala ko na I’m the one who recruited him and shit

Basta we painted chairs neto

ang naalala ko na lang e

He removed his shoes and i think i did too? Which i immediately regretted kasi andumi ng mejas ko agad (kasi nga nagpipintura kame)! shuta ang purpose ng sapatos ay maingatan ang paa! hadhsadhas pero naiintindihan ko naman na mahal shoes nya kaya siguro he dont want paint all over it xD

Umuwi akong mukhang nalaglag sa kanal kasi ang dungis ng pantalon ko

Me + Paint = Mess

HAHAHA puta kasi hanggang ngayon ung skinny jeans na yon puno ng pintura HAHAHAHA

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27 May 2022

I know i said id post by month kaso, tumblr only allows 10 pics per post na lang eh xP

[francesca-fra-70]

Tutti dovremmo leggerla ogni giorno per rispettare chiunque abbiamo dinanzi a noi.

Il proprietario di un negozio di animali stava affiggendo alla vetrina un cartello con scritto VENDITA CUCCIOLI, quando comparve un bambino. "A quanto li vende i cuccioli?" chiese. L' uomo rispose al ragazzino che non intendeva lasciarli per meno di 50 dollari l'uno. Il ragazzo si frugò nelle tasche, estrasse qualche moneta, guardò il proprietario del negozio e disse: " Ho due dollari e trentasette centesimi. posso vederli?" Il padrone del negozio sorrise e fischiò. Dal canile, una cagnolina di nome Lady arrivò correndo lungo il corridoio, seguita da cinque batuffoli pelosi. uno dei cuccioli era rimasto indietro. Immediatamente il bambino domandò del cucciolo claudicante. "Cos' ha che non va quel cagnolino?". "Il veterinario ci ha detto che ha dei problemi all'articolazione dell'anca" spiegò il proprietario del negozio. "Zoppicherà sempre così." "Voglio comprare quello" disse subito il ragazzino. Il padrone del negozio replicò :"No quel cane non lo devi comprare. Se davvero lo vuoi te lo regalo." Il bambino si avvicinò al viso dell'uomo e gli disse rabbioso: "Io non voglio che me lo REGALI. Quel cagnolino vale quanto gli altri cuccioli e pagherò il prezzo intero.Adesso le do 2 dollari e 37, e le darò 50 centesimi al mese finchè avrò raggiunto tutta la cifra!" Il proprietario del negozio insistette:"No, no, no. Non puoi volere quel cane. Non sarà mai capace di correre e saltare e giocare come gli altri cani". Per tutta risposta il bambino sollevò il pantalone sinistro, per mostrare una gamba deforme sostenuta da due tutori di acciaio. "Vede signore," disse "nemmeno io corro molto bene e quel cucciolo ha bisogno di qualcuno che lo capisca"

Dan Clark

(Il cane che mi rubò il cuore)