#parkour bro

[pianokantzart]

Thought: Mario had to be told repeatedly as a child (and as an adult...) not to parkour on things for no reason. The Mushroom Kingdom is the perfect place for him because that society requires parkour lmao

Resident Parkour Man when he finally enters a society where he's not only allowed, but demanded to parkour.

[chloecherrysip]

"I hope you told your brother how much you loved him, because you're probably never gonna see him again."

"..."

"Was that too dark?"

"YES!"

"Sorry."

[anatomyofjamesyates]

[legendofzoodles]

LU thought for the day: 

Wild, Sky, Legend and Wolfie are the chain’s parkour team

Wild is the only one of the chain who has a designated jump button in his game, he can sprint, he has spiderman tier climbing skills and can use Sheikah Slate runes to manipulate his surroundings to make travelling easier. On top of having an adventurous spirit I believe he’d have a fun time trying to get from point A to B in the most creative if reckless way possible:

Four: [staring down the ravine] It’s too deep. Any ideas on how we can get across?

Wild: [smiles and walks off to cut down a tree]

Four: We can’t use that trunk as a bridge, it’s not long enough.

Four: How did you turn it yellow? What rune are you using?

Four: Hey! Stop hitting it with your sword; you’ll dull the blade!

Four: Wait...what’s that ticking noise? 

Wild: [grabs Four and chaos ensues]

Sky can sprint, flip and lightly parkour in his own game- sure he gets winded pretty easily but that doesn’t negate his stellar technique. He probably doesn’t take risks, but is confident enough in his skills to pull of some impressive moves If any of the members like Wild and Hyrule saw him pull off a sweet walk kick then they’d for sure pester him to teach them that move:

Sky: Why can’t we just go in through the entrance? If we ask nicely and explain that we’re with Wild they’ll have to let us in. 

Wars: This is the only way. Our statuses don’t make us an exception to their rules and neither of us can convincingly pretend to be a ‘vai’. Now, can you catapult me to the wall?

Sky: What if I throw you at a bad angle or what if you don’t stick the landing? Lemme just...

Wars: I know it’s a risk but-

Sky: [casually sprints up wall, grabs the edge and pulls himself up in one fluid motion]

Wars: Woah.

Wars: You’ve got to teach me that! Though for now can you help me up?

Sky: [collapses on top of the wall] Hang on I need to catch my breath- er, check that the coast is clear. 

Wars:

Legend has the pegasus boots. He may not bother too much about being creative like Wild or technical like Sky, but he has the second highest jump after wolfie thanks to that item, so being able to keep up with those two he’d join in with whatever stunts they try. 

Twilight’s got some impressive agility in human form, just look at some of the hidden skills if you want proof. But wolfie’s on another level. Twilight wouldn’t join their shenanigans in human form anyway, only doing so as wolfie to keep an eye on them. Plus wolfie’s crazy good jumping ability would come in handy:

[chain are trying to sneak into a large monster camp fortified by a tall but fragile wooden wall defence, at night]

Time: Alright wonder trio, any ideas?

Sky: Nope, too high.

Wild: [kicking the rotting wood as the base] It’s still wet from last night’s storm, I can’t climb this.

Legend: Couldn’t we just use our hook shots?

Wars: It doesn’t look structurally sound enough to deal with that kind of force. If we all fire the whole wall could come crashing down and alert the camp to our presence. 

Wind: [getting out his anchor rope] I could use this?

Legend: Can you throw that far?

Wind: [pulling a face] Yes!

Wars: But you’d need to pull us up to take the pressure off the walls' edge. Could you do that?

Wind: ...no, you do it then. 

[suddenly two steel chains belonging to dual clawshots descend from above] 

Hyrule: Have we been spotted?!

Four: [looking up] No, isn’t that...

Wars: [whisper-shouting] Rancher?! How’d you get up there?

Twilight: Leap of faith.

Wars: ...What?

Time: [notices Twi’s shadow crystal around his neck and smirks] Alright captain, we’re going first.

Hyrule: [glancing at his power bracelet] He’s gonna pull them both up at once...?

Legend: Show off.

~~~

Thanks for reading and have a nice day!

Masterlist

9th place in the LU character design ranking

Character analysis posts:

Hero of the Sky, Hero of Time, Hero of Twilight, Hero of the Wild, Hero of Warriors

[nostalgic-muffins]

walks out of new york alleyway like a sopping wet cat and slides this to you hhey guys

[azumasoroshi]

the shizu-chan song

just discovered the shizu-chan song by none other than johnny yong bosch. help me

id transcribe if i didnt have a final in 10 hours. maybe when i get back

oh nvm someone already wrote them out

this has similar energy as the bro duet song but like. in reverse bgskjdghjkgsd the no homo is for real

plus an animatic version and amv version because holy hell this is old

[nerdpoe]

If Post-COIE/Pre-Zero Hour Batman found a broken time travel device, re-made it, traveled through the time stream to a few minutes before his parents were murdered, stopped Chill from killing them by violently punching the thug, but not killing him, went back to the time stream before he vanishes and ended up in a different present time line than the one he'd existed in (with another Bruce there), what would the Dark Knight do next? Btw, this scenario takes place shortly after Batman: Year One.

Watch his parents die as an adult instead, if it's the new timeline created by stopping Chill. His family line is cursed thanks to him, remember, and curses cannot be dodged so easily.

Before we argue the pre vs post and whether or not that would negate the curse, the curse has always been on the Wayne bloodline ever since Anna put it there, regardless of whether or not Bruce had gone back in time yet. Considering the rule of paradoxes, he's already gone back in time because he always will do it/has done it/is destined to do it.

Now in the event that he jumped to a different timeline entirely; if it's year one Batman and current Batman Year One Batman would absolutely try to punch him in the face.

He would lose, of course, but he would try.

After that, Year One Batman...hmm.....

I dunno. I don't really like him, so I never really got into his story. When people tell me year one, I tend to think irl chronologically. But like, legit "Year One" Batman was way too edgelord for me.

I think Jason would love to have a go at him, though.

Only one person may hold the crown of supreme edgelord, after all.

[jukeboxhound]

awwww my executive director described me as "wicked smart" to my department director and my gothy little heart is bashfully pleased

in other news i'm once again taking over legal services in addition to everything else i do and i am READY for assholes who think they can intimidate me in the courthouse ✪ ω ✪

[10yearsofventuriantale]

Today is the Ten-Year Anniversary of “Gmod 3D 1st-Person SUPER MARIO BROS. Parkour Map! (Garry's Mod)”

[morttodea]

💫 a late night text.!

(The Cycle bearers) Rugbug DM to Cara Sol Fogmate(Sun): RB: Hey I know you're trying to sleep rn, so sorry for making your phone ping out of nowhere- RB: But the walkthrough the city made me think we should maybe do some roof-top running while the summer is still with us you know? RB: Maybe I can set up a cache for you to find and I'll tag along to tell ya if it's hot or cold~ ^<^ RB: Anyhow tell me what you think! Buona notte!~ --------- (Little teeny apartments) Bub0nicBlatt0dea DM to 🌻: BB: Sunny? I'm not sure if you're going to see this any time soon but it still feels nice to put something down. BB: I was out and about in jabberwock's forest and I found some mushrooms that's in season this time of year! BB: They are perfect if you need some light in your home or need a quick boost of energy.~ I know some apothecaries that might sell these in powder form or you can pick em yourself!

BB: Here's the stores and the location! [corrods to stores and foraging area] Don't get the ones that are red with pink dots and no gills, those aren't fun to eat- it'll give u the squirts! [IMG: A stout but wide mushroom that has a soft pink hue, the cap is speckled with red dots on the top. there are floating spores around it that seems to drift off from bright pink to dull red. And a pick of the gills to show, this is where the glow is the brightest, it's almost white. and the bad one in question which is the opposite of the first one!]

[causticsunshine]

my friend in tattoo school worked on me today 💗

first one is a fine line quote in my bro’s (very childlike) handwriting on my left arm, and second is the (beginning of a) parkour tattoo on my right thigh, also for my bro 🥰

[tabzanite]

thought hypixel was down; almost had heart attack

[lesbianlenas]

ok can i just say…..whoever made the mastery challenges in ac valhalla deserves to die for their crimes unironically……fr one of the worst video gaming experiences i have ever had they were not even remotely enjoyable & like. the game already did not work very well but it’s even more obvious here they were so frustrating i felt like the life was being drained out of me. and it was not even worth it afterwards u get nothing for it……like there needs to be an arrest made for this.

[lettucefather]

ultrakill parkour levels... destroyers of mental health....

[invinciblelikeu]

why would dream do this to me

[averagelonelypotato]

Utsuro is the type of person to get freaked out by worm on a string