D&D: space is a series of gigantic crystal spheres that hold solar systems floating in either an infinite void of flammable gas or the psychic realm that is the astral plane
Pathfinder:
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Just finished Kingmaker and am in chapter two of Wrath of the righteous and I find it funny they take place so close in time.
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I’ll go first. I think that psychic powers are a bunch of horse shit. “Ooo look at me I can read minds and move objects with telekinesis”. BITCH I can do the same thing with a 5th level spell slot. I think if you use psionics instead of proper arcane sorceries then you are a bum and I hope you stub your toe and die horribly from a Tarrasque
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Abadar is more of a social Democrat than a capitalist.
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i have been struck with inspiration!
Cayden Cailean: "hey so what's your gender?"
Iomedae: "paladin."
CC: "but what should i call you?"
Iomy: "Light of the Sword!"
CC: "no, like what are your pronouns?"
Iony: "/jo mə daı/"
CC: "😐 ...okay, what's in your pants?"
Iomy: "JUSTICE!"
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Thinking about how bonkers his character sheet and personality is. He’s the cuntiest Aasimar ever written in a cRPG, but goddamn his ass weak as hell. 7 strength, bro can hardly carry a bag of groceries. 16 dexterity, bro shoulda been a hooper not a noble
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Going back to 3rd/3.5/Pathfinder after years playing 5E
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[Tone: Joking] My partner is a DnD kind of person and I am a Pathfinder kind of person.
We need to tolerate each others preferences, apparently.
Half the problems they have would be solved by switching systems and I dont have problems.
But we must live in peace.
So we can one day marry. And by introducing Pathfinder to our home, I shall slowly indoctrinate them.
As I said.
Tolerance.
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I really like dungeon meshi, so take this bit of propaganda
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Pathfinder and D&D players are not enemies. In fact they are kissing, sloppy style.
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Show me what my players see in the forest!
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