#paulie headcanons

[honeyshiddendesire]

Pet Name Headcannons Masterlist

Sexy and Everyday 

A lot are redundant but like oh well lol 😂 I only have so much brain power lol 😂 🙄🙄

WARNINGS: 18+

*This is from my old account so it's the un-updated version since I first wrote it on Google Docs then like a dumbass kept updating on Tumblr lol *

This will be a MASTERLIST of snippets/one shots of them using the pet names!!!

Luffy - mami, mamas, mama, Y/N (I can not stress enough how much he would repeat your name!!) 

Zoro- woman, brat, whore, little girl, princess (in a taunting way-polar opposite to Sanji)

Sanji- my love, princess, daddy’s girl, good girl, pretty girl, mommy

Usopp- mami, babe, baby girl, baby, honey

Franky- darlin, sweetheart, honey, sweetie, baby, pretty lady

Law- baby girl, princess, my love, babe, Y/N (with how hot his voice is he would love saying your name!) 

Eustass- baby girl, kitten, pipsqueak, cock slut, bug, little mamas, cumdump, cry baby 

Killer- darlin, princess, baby girl, little one, baby

Doflamingo- dove, whore, messy girl , love (very rarely would he use ‘love’ but it would mean a lot) 

Sir Crocodile - baby girl, princess, my little slut

Smoker- darlin, sweetheart, love, honey, baby doll

Marco- birdie, mate, baby bird, songbird, little bird (birds birds BIRDS!) 

Thatch- honey, pumpkin, puddin, Angel cakes, sweet pea (food names cause he gives dad vibes 🤤)

Izou- my little cherry blossom, love, dear

Whitebeard-  love, dear, sweetheart, tiny thing, little thing, little one (anything pointing out his size and you can’t tell me no on this 🤣) 

Ace- darling, baby girl, princess, hot stuff, babe (firmly believe he will babe the shit outta you)

Sabo- my love, my dear, cock whore, dumb slut, bitch (just feel like he would love the harsh degradation 🤷‍♀️sorry not sorry 😬) 

Monkey D Dragon- love, dear, sweetheart (him groaning out sweetheart 😮‍💨)

Garp- little one, sweetheart, princess, bratty girl, dirty/messy girl, sweetie, darlin

Akainu- brat, princess, little girl, whore, cumslut, crybaby

Kizaru- lightning bug, my shining star, mamas, baby girl, sunshine (names involving light) 

Aokiji- ice princess, mama, babe, baby, snowflake 

Fujitora- wisteria, darling, my flower, rose, little peony, tiger lily (FLOWERS ALL DAY EVERYDAY!!! Whatever flower you can think of he’s calling you 😍🫶🏼)

Shanks- darlin, baby, baby girl, doll, baby doll, princess 

Benn- doll, baby doll, darling, love, princess

Mihawk- my dear, my love, naughty girl, princess, bloody princess (idk why I picture him speaking Spanish/ Italian saying princessa 😮‍💨😭🤤 idk if he speaks it but shit lol 😂 ) 

Buggy- superstar, rockstar, beauty queen, my diva, doll, clown whore, sugar/sugar bear (what you call him)

X Drake- mate, babe, baby girl, little one

Kaku- lil lady, sweetheart, darling, Raffe (short for giraffe 🦒)

Rob Lucci- Pretty Kitty, kitten, brat, whore, slutty kitty (no way he doesn't have a pet play fetish! ya can’t change my mind on this!)

Paulie- sweetie, pretty girl, darling, baby doll, princess, pretty mamas, my little whore, slut, naughty/dirty/messy girl (secret freak idc! I think he shamed Nami cause he’s a hidden pervert and she was making him feel some kind of way lol 😂 !)

King- my queen, my love, dear, little one, naughty thing

Kaido- little one, whore, brat, bad girl

Vinsmoke Bros- cock whore/slut, brat, woman, slutty puppy/kitty, good girl, pathetic slut, my little whore, mommy (hidden mommy kink!!!)

Red Leg Zeff- princess, sweetheart, kid, honey, doll, darling (old school lol )

*banner*

[dontbesoweirdkira]

Imagine coming home from a long day of running errands to see ¡yandere! Sam Trapani beating one of your admirers to a bloody pulp on your front door step.

Warnings: Gore, violence, mentions of stalking, obsession, forced relationship

A/N: I drew this at the depths of night when I couldn’t sleep. I haven’t seen really any yandere mafia stuff soooo…… here you go!! Art + headcannon…you may now feast.

Requests: open 24/7

Bonus pt.2

(I mention that the admirer is young, I mean like Sam is 40 so the other guys is late 20’s to early thirties. Sam is just getting insecure about his age)

Sam had been stalking and slowly trying to court you for about a year and he’s getting closer to his goal of finally making you his; but this new guy that just moved in next door is just fucking it alll up.

It first started with the guy going over to your house to introduce himself and harmlessly wanting to be a friendly neighbor. Then quickly become bolder and bolder with his flirtations, much to Sam’s dismay! Could you believe that THE Sam Trapani is extremely jealous of this guy?? Probably 10 years younger and quite handsome, That boy is a serious threat.

You laugh louder at his jokes than you do at sam’s, your clothes are getting much more revealing and the way you prance your little ass over to him anytime he calls your name was seriously eating at him and he’s at his wits end of it. Sam knows he’s getting older but is his charm really that stale now?

Even when Sam is having a full conversation with with you this little shit will come around and inject himself into the whole interaction. Sam even started going grocery shopping on your schedule just to be able to have some alone time with you and yet again this man appears out of the wood works. Every. Single. Time.

(Okay that’s a little dramatic but the point still stands…Sammy cannot keep up with him. He’s finally met his match and he’s so whiny about ittt)

The other guys noticed this and found it extremely hilarious, Trapani wasn’t the hot shit of the town anymore and there was someone younger and more good looking ready to take his place and his girl. They poked fun and joked how Sam was now officially an old geezer and that a young damsel like yourself wouldn’t want anything to do with him. They fed into his insecurities and made everything just ten times worse. Of course they meant no harm, Sam usually wouldn’t be hung up on a girl for too long and plus he still had pretty much every other woman of Lost Haven in his hands so what what the big deal? Why were you so damn special anyways?

“Look Sam,” paulie breathed in between laughs. “Y/N is admittedly very gorgeous but just leave it alone at this point. She’s very obviously more into him than you. What about that broad down at the Corleone…what was her name??”

“Michelle..” Sam gritted in a low venomous tone

“Right, Michelle! Maaaaybeee…you can get her out of that hell hole and I’m sure once she cleans up nicely she’ll be…something of a wife” Paulie erupted into laughter once again after finishing that sentence, barely able to hold back the tears that accompanied it.

Sam already decided enough was enough and there was no point in trying to play this whole love game thing fairly. Going down to your house and giving it to you straight was the only way he could think of doing this. He wanted your love story to feel organic and for your admiration for him to slowly bloom but you’re obviously not getting it. You don’t understand that Sam is the only possible match for you.

So much time stalking, analyzing and carefully articulating every move he made with you isn’t about be washed down the drain just because some bright eyed sucker wants to fuck you. No…it’s okay though. You’re just slightly misguided by all the butterflies and fluff but soon he’ll lead you right back to where you need to be.

As his car approached your door, he noticed a fellow holding a huge bouquet of flowers and a wrapped gift in his hand ready to knock on your door. Obviously Sam’s time was running out far sooner than he had previously expected at that moment something inside of him snapped.

Without thinking any further he got out of his sleek black car and opened the trunk, out of it he grabbed a bat and started towards the young man.

”Oh hey Sam! I’ve been knocking on y/n’s door for quite some time now. Do you know where sh-“ before the young man could even finish his next sentence the bat connected with his head and continued to do so as Sam kept striking him over and over..

Nothing was said out of Sam’s mouth as he beat him to a pulp…actually nothing could be heard throughout the entire neighborhood outside of the thwacking of the bat and the cries that escaped the admirer’s lips, pleading for him to stop. Everyone in the neighborhood silently watch from a distance, they all knew of Sam’s affiliation and no one wanted to be next on Salierie’s list. Even the birds decided to stop chirping in fear they too would meet the same fate as the fellow

This continued on for another couple minutes before a blood curdling scream broke Sam’s attack.

“Sam?!? What the hell are you doing to him????”

Hearing your familiar voice, Sam swiftly stood up to face you, hurriedly trying to explain what happened.

“Look…y/n calm down, this is just a simple miss understanding…”

He flashed a brisk smile and steadily started walking towards you

“Just come with me and we can speak about this over dinner, huh? You’d like that?”

Shaking your head and carefully backing away from the deranged man, you cried out

“No…n-no…no Sam….” A breath passed “Y-you gangsters are all the same…you hurt people without cause, just look at what you did to him! He was a good man!”

Sam for a moment, stopped walking and looked back at the bloody scene he had just created before looking back at you.

“Oh sweetheart…”

He began walking towards you again, this time faster so he could catch your arm.

“…trust me when I say, this isn’t the worst i could’ve done to em’. ”

Pulling you in close to his chest, he moved slightly to the side of your face and lowered his lips to your ear before speaking again,

“I’ve got something to make it up to you, doll face.” Looking down at his bloody and bruised hands, he held a perfectly intact rose…

[los-sanchos]

Everything above mentioned doesn’t make any sense, I made it for fun, don’t worry pookies

[cebwrites]

*slams fists on desk* MORE WATER 7!!!!! can we get some n/sfw hcs about iceberg, paulie, lucci, and kaku having their first time with a partner they find absolutely adorable, if you feel up to it. for science <3 preferably gn reader but any is ok! super bonus points if you end up mentioning lucci's bird somewhere in there

HI ANON FROM AUGUST AAAAA I HOPE YOU’RE STILL AROUND;;; i finally found the right headspace for this- i’m not too confident about iceburg or lucci, but i can absolutely do paulie and kaku, hope you enjoy <33

paulie’s ended up so fluffy ajsdhkjarhgsjdhf

First time with a cute partner (Paulie, Kaku)

gn reader nsfw under the cut word count: 0.6k

Paulie

Paulie talks a lot of shit about how much he ‘pulls’ for someone who hasn’t had sex before - well, until now at least

He’d strut all the way up to the bedroom, holding your hand like the strong comforting boyfriend he is, talking about his mad stroke game but the moment that he’s in the moment with you, and more importantly sees how adorable you are, all of that goes out the window

Paulie’s head fills with cotton floss and, sure, he’s painfully hard but the man is at a complete loss for what to do, awestruck at your expressions in the moment or the way you breathlessly whisper his name

He kind of just, freezes up, he has to roll over onto his back to cool down a little before his head explodes before he stumbles over his words trying to explain that none of this is your fault but-- gosh, your adorableness is somehow overwhelming but he’s so happy to be your man

From there the two of you would awkwardly fumble to get back to where you were, giggling and ribbing at each other the whole time between shy but feverish kisses, calming his frantic hands with yours rubbing up Paulie’s arms, shoulders and neck while you ride him

He’s much more comfortable with you in control of the pace, less room for him to fuck up, hands on your hips, singing your praises to the highest heavens - the only downside to all of this unbridled devotion is that Paulie’s a little bit of a quickshot for this first time experience

The bright side is that at least you two were being safe, Paulie’s more than willing to make up for it with head afterwards to apologize for his embarrassment, and, a puppy can be trained ♡

Kaku

He’s sweet, but Kaku, first and foremost - is a tease

Kaku’s glad that you’re as cute as you are and fluster so easily, it takes the edge off his own nerves and worries about you seeing that he’s maybe not in his best element yet

He’d shower you with compliments, tracing a burning a trail up your body with gloved fingers, and then without - he does everything in his power to make sure you feel good, playing it cool so you don’t notice just how affected he is by your charms (intentional or not)

He’d take you from behind, in large part so you wouldn’t have a good view of his face, however awkward that makes maneuvering kisses because of his nose, but also because he’d have wonderfully easy access to your body and to whisper teases, praise, obscenities into your ear

No one ever said that Kaku was particularly fair

The cat gets out of the bag eventually, though, and Kaku caves to your honey-sweet pleas to let you see him, your hands frantic to touch his body in the same way he’d done to you, mewls begging him to kiss you properly where you could face him

He’s red all the way up to his ears, grunting and panting as he fills his thoughts with nothing but you and how adorable you are underneath him, filling you with every hungry, deep stroke

Kaku gets so, very loud when you rake your nails down his back, a secret glutton for punishment, he’s moaning for you dig them in harder, to mark his body up as yours - his pace definitely picks up to match

In the afterglow of it all, he’s at least a little sheepish, but all that melts away when you kiss his cheek and the two of you dissolve into tired, sleepy smiles at one another while the sun barely peeks over the horizon

[galaxysodapopdraws]

All of Sonic's family has autism/adhd and you can not convince me otherwise

[bearyyayay]

Imagine if Sam is actually a sweet kid but his family is the one that makes him into the one who he is now and he's surely not becoming any softer with how Don Salieri had put high hopes on him and how he's also a caporegime so more work and stress

Like I know he purposely blanks out to try not think about anything, perhaps he learned that from his family ( him crying and his parents just becoming more mad at him ) So this also implies when he's all grown up. He doesn't want his emotions to get the better of him, knowing that it would just slow down his work. And he surely doesn't want that to happen cause he wanted to make Don Salieri proud

But I'm pretty sure at one point he just breaks down in his apartment

@mdemn Hope you don't mind me tagging you for this one

[13knowge]

Headcanon

Ship: Iceburg x Paulie

I think sometimes Iceburg is that guy when he hits his stress peak in the middle of work, he calls Paulie into his office and waits for him half naked losing all the shame that was inside of him. He's just like "oh I think I lost my clothes, now what am I going to do? can you give me a hand?" and he's just about to lose his mind. While Paulie is like "ah yeah, sex at work" (Most of the time they are too tired to do it. So, if it's at work, it's at work)

[idontknowanametouse]

The Queer Piece is real

In a continuation to this post, I'll put here queer headcanons for every fucking character I am aware of (and care about) of one piece.

Shanks: trans, gay, he/him, divorced from Buggy (but they keep coming back and divorcing again) and in a complicated relationship with Mihawk and Crocodile

Ace: trans, gay, he/him, dating Yamato

Sabo: nonbinary boy, asexual, they/he, dating Koala

Uta: trans, bisexual, she/they/white/purple/red/cute/song/art

Kuina: nonbinary, aroace, they/it/xe/ze/ey

Mihawk: trans, gay, asexual, he/him, in a delicate polycule with Buggy, Crocodile and Shanks.

Perona: transfem demigirl, asexual lesbian, any except he/him with preference for she/they/it/ghost/cute/pink/boo

Nojiko: bisexual, she/her

Bellemere: trans, she/her

Kaya: asexual panromantic, she/her, dating Usopp

Buggy: pangender, pansexual, any pronouns, being chased to death by Mihawk, Shanks and Crocodile.

Crocodile: trans, gay, he/him, has a harem with Mihawk, Buggy and Shanks.

Kiku: trans, she/her.

Hancock: lesbian, she/her

Katakuri: intersex genderqueer, aroace, they/he/it.

Pudding: transmasc bigender, he/she

Ivankov: unlabeled queer, any pronouns

Corazon: agender, aroace, it/he

Doflamingo: gay, he/him

Kuma: aroace, he/him

Moria: agender, any pronouns

Lucci: gay, he/him, dating Paulie

Kid: trans, gay, any pronouns except for she/her, dating Killer

Killer: gay, he/him, Kid's partner

Marco: paraman, bisexual, they/he

Koala: polysexual, she/her, dating Sabo

Shirahoshi: trans, she/they/cute/pink/bubble/pearl/ey

Bon Clay: bigender, she/they/he

Baby 5: bisexual, she/her

Koby: trans, acespec gay, he/they

Helmeppo: gay, he/him

Smoker: trans, demiromantic gay, he/him

Tashigi: trans, lesbian, she/her

Carrot: transfem demigirl, fluff/she

Pedro: queer, he/him

Shaka, Lilith, Atlas, Pitagoras, Edison and York: all nonbinary and intersex, all aroace (though Lilith flirts a lot with everyone), all they/them

Yasopp, Zeff, Cobra, Makino, Kureha, Tom, Iceburg, Momonosuke, Hiyori, Rayleigh and White Beard are all allies.

[bluestation]

if mayor hadn't been lonely (30!iceburg meets 26!paulie au)

[fictionthorn]

Fandom: One Piece

Pairing: Paulie x Reader

CW/TW: None

Word Count: 142

Summary: What you and Paulie get up to for his birthday.

Paulie didn't want to do anything fancy for his birthday. Honestly, you were just happy he decided to take a break from work, but you didn't want to just sit at home.

The two of you went out to dinner. He was happy just to spend time relaxing and talking with you.

He thought dinner was all you had planned, but after you were done you didn't head home. The two of you went to meet up with some of the other shipwrights from Galley-La to go bowling. You quickly found out that Paulie was surprisingly good at bowling. At least, a lot better than you, but it didn't matter as long as he was having fun.

It also didn't take long for some friendly competition to spark which wasn't surprising. Despite that, it was still a fun night spent with friends.

[craftys127609]

Random Hcs time!

It'll be random for the order, but let's do this.

Aleena's family has practiced magic for generations. They used a temple to teach descents all the spells that were left there (It's now abandoned).

Bernadette is a skilled pilot. She even took down 50 of robotnik's hovercars with her plane.

Charles took care of Manic when Robotnik took over, and after Sonic & Sonia lost their adoptive families, he took them in too.

Jules ALWAYS gets lost. No matter where or how, Jules always gets lost.

Sonic enjoys hot showers, Manic likes cold showers, while Sonia is a bubble bath girl.

The royal hedgehog family settled in Mobodoon, while the Acorn family lived in Mobotropolis.

Queen Aleena is surprisingly willing to commit violence, especially if you threaten her family.

Paulie lost his right arm in the great war but got a robotic arm from Charles.

Sonia is the oldest of the triplets by 1 hour.

Tails is an adopted family member because Sonic wanted the young fox to stay with him.

King Max and Queen Aleena don't get along. However, Aleena and Queen Alicia get along just fine.

[oculusxcaro]

As troublesome as Gotham can be, Pauli's is one of those places that rarely gets hit. It's open 24/7 and offers good food to all regardless of who they are and Pauli isn't afraid to hire former criminals like Jerry who used to be muscle for Scarface. Petty thugs who threaten the place for cash are just as likely to receive backlash from their fellow crooks as they would from law-abiding citizens because where else are you going to get a decent meal at 4am?

[dontbesoweirdkira]

Non-yandere Vito with 2 little girls. I feel like he’d spoil them and his wife rotten

A/N: now this is what I’m talking about! Slightly got carried away idk. Also sorry this is coming out fairly late, I took a break from writing this fandom blows. But I love my supporterssss!!!

Warnings: none

Masterlist

Requests open 24/7

Yes you are correct about Vito spoiling the crap out of his girls! I’ve said before and I’ll say it again, this man loves women.

He especially loves his wife, he never thought he’d be the kind of asshole to settle down and start a life but…man you rocked his world.

When you got together, so many of his bad habits (with time) died down and he was on a mission to become a better man for you. He just couldn’t lose you over him stealing and lying.

Whatever you ask of him, he’ll make the entire world bend just for you, even if that means some hefty sacrifices.

“Vito, baby?”

“Hmm?”

“I think I want a house. A real nice one, somewhere in the countryside so our kids will have plenty of room to grow.”

Within the next few months he sold all his fancy cars and suits, took out a loan and bought your dream house.

I don’t think he even registered the kids part..Vito was just like I’m not gonna make you repeat yourself

Speaking of kids…

I have to say the babies were definitely unplanned and happened on the first night of moving into your new home.

You guys were just a young and blissful couple.

You were so happy that you got your dream so of course you had to let Vito know just how much you appreciate him. Vito was just happy to be there honestly.

Not too long after that night you were rushing downstairs to share the good news to your husband.

I think that Vito slightly didn’t really want kids and was stressing the entire pregnancy. Like you’ll catch him reading a woman’s magazine to figure out how exactly to take care of the child or find him watching an educational video of a woman giving birth.

He’s pale as a ghost and you can tell how distressed this man is.

Deep down he’s secretly scared that he won’t really be a great father. His own father died rather young and the only men he had to looked up to was Joe and maaaaybeeee some people back in the mob. Which weren’t exactly *great* role models

“Vito~ you’re going to be a great father. I wouldn’t wish for anyone better to raise my kids.” You cooed at him as he rested in your lap, burying his face into your plump stomach

He really appreciated all of your words of encouragement and it made him feel a bit better about the situation.

The day you gave birth he was definitely a nervous wreck again. He came into the delivery room with balloons, flowers, and all your favorite goodies to try to make things better for you. He paced the room and tried his best to give you motivation. He just didn’t know what to do with himself.

“Honey, all I need is for you to hold my hand please. I’m just as scared as you.”

Once everything was said and done and he got a chance to hold his little girls in his arms, something flipped a switch in him. His fatherly instincts took over and suddenly everything he needed to do was clear.

He thought a lot about what kind of parent he’d be. Vito mainly figured he’d be the bad cop to your good cop. I mean ex-convict turned soldier turned gangster…that’s a recipe for the scariest father ever. He was fine with being the disciplinarian.

But once he laid eyes on his twin girls, all he wanted to do was protect and spoil them. Just like with you, everything they ever wanted, they were gonna get!

He couldn’t believe he played a part in making such precious babies like this. Of course you did the heavy lifting, but he was just so proud of them…and especially you.

Vito was actually extremely helpful during your postpartum, he took time off of work just to be with you and take care of the girls whenever you needed.

Will not let you get on your feet for anything! If electric scooters were a thing back then, girl you would’ve been forced into one😭

Certified housewife-dad now! He took over cooking, cleaning and laundry as well as the designated person to get up every night for the babies.

Don’t bother even offering, that man was lowkey mesmerized by the childbirth and seeing your body contort like that, that he is like “no no please…you’ve been through enough sweetie”

Besides it doesn’t bother him, he is just so obsessed with his daughters that he will find any reason to bond with them.

(Pretty sure he got them completely mixed up tho oops)

Definitely brought tons of “daddy’s girl” merchandise for them and now has a minivan 🤣

“You know daddy is neeeever gonna leave you two. I’ll fight my way outta hell if that means I’ll get to see you both grow up. I promise I’ll be a good pop for you, okay?”

Aww he’s just so sweet

Their first birthday was sooo huge. Like an Italian wedding big! Everything was decked out in pink and super kiddy. He even had the most extravagant cake for them that only they were allowed to eat ;-;

As they get older, he gives you tons of money to go on cute little mommy daughter days with them and pick out whatever y’all want.

I can imagine him sitting on the couch for a little fashion show and sometimes helping do their hair in the morning for school.

Of course he pampers you and will stay home on the weekends with the girls so you can go have a little break for a bit and go to the salon or something.

If the twins got into your expensive makeup or aren’t listening to you, he will always defend you first and foremost. He will not tolerate any disrespect towards you, even if it was minor.

100% they act like angels when he is around

Speaking of scary Vito.

I don’t think the girls would know that he was ever affiliated but I can imagine him chasing down grade school boys because they showed interest in his girls.🤣🤣

I think he's the perfect girl dad to be honest. He definitely baby talks to them and wears tiaras now but will still refuse to admit that he’s “soft” now but everyone can tell. If Joe was around he’d never let Vito live it down XD

[los-sanchos]

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Been thinking a lot lately about the trio and their hidden talents. At some point I realised that I have a lot of cool headcanons that I would love to share.

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≪ °❈° ≫ Paulie's first and foremost talent is that he's a great cook. But he does it very rarely, he obviously doesn't have enough time to express himself. Sam is allergic to just about everything, so he won't eat anything Paulie cooks. Tom, on the other hand, is trying to motivate Paulie to cook more. He's really talented in a lot of ways, I also thought he would be good at drawing.

≪ °❈° ≫ Sam grew up in a less toxic society and in turn had time for self-development. He reads at least 2 books a month, he was born with a talent for singing and playing stringed musical instruments. His ligaments are also hyperplastic and he can bend his long fingers any way he wants. He must be a divine dancer.

≪ °❈° ≫ Tom, on the other hand, is an excellent bowler. His concentration is to be envied, as we all know he's an excellent driver. Also this skill comes in handy for him in shooting not only with firearms, but also in throwing knives and playing darts. Tom is also a good craftsman and builder. He has made a tree house or something similar for his daughter.

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[cebwrites]

Haunted House Reactions (Katakuri, Bartolomeo, Paulie)

gn reader, masc reader (paulie) word count: 0.5k

Katakuri

Honestly? The staff might be more scared of him than he is of them

You adore Kat with everything in your being, he’s your heart and soul, but yeah, you see why some people (weak bitches) would be frightened by his appearance

He loves coming along but sometimes has to wait outside because not many places are built to accommodate folks the height of two storey houses

When he does get to go in, he’s excited to be there but most people wouldn’t know because Katakuri doesn’t let it show

The actors have a hard time scaring him because, frankly, who can?

He’s great and holding (carrying) you throughout if you’re scared though, or a perfect fearless counterpart to accompany you if spooks and ghouls are your thing

He’s 100% accidentally frightened strangers accidentally just by existing there and kind of blending in with the props/actors 

”Why is this one so big?! He’s chasing us too, gyaaaah!!!” (When poor Kata was just going with the grain)

Bartolomeo

Makes a big show of ‘protecting’ you from all the scary monsters, isn’t actually scared though

He’s a little bored but he likes proving that he’s a tough guy to you so that arm is definitely around your waist and he’s walking like a caricature of a yankee 

It’s pretty easy to spook him honestly, but it has to be you who does it, because Barto isn’t expecting it (oh, the betrayal!)

The one scare that does catch him off guard is gonna make him shatter glass with how high he screams (it’s something innocuous, like a spider he thought was fake on his shoulder but turned out to be real)

Equally as likely to get sidetracked in a conversation with one of the staff talking about how cool their makeup is as he is to get into a fistfight with with one if he thought they were eyeing him (or you) the wrong way

Can’t take this man anywhere istg, at least he’ll treat you to ice cream later to make up for it

Paulie

He’s a MAN’S man, he’s tough as nails, he’s-- quaking in his boots.

Paulie doesn’t get spooked by a lot but what does scare him makes this man shriek and cling to you

Then immediately pretend like his grown ass did not try to climb you like a tree

Paulie’s got his pride to protect and he wants to protect you, his man, too - but that means you’ll have to deal with him being a little bit silly for a bit

Overcompensates for every single sound he makes in response, putting his arm on you and proclaiming that there’s nothing in here that would scare two big strong guys, like yourselves

This just spurs the actors on a lot of the time because it’s funny to make these types of guys squeal

Honestly Paulie makes it much harder on himself by doing this than if he just let himself be scared like a normal haunted house patron

100% would not be surprising if you had to carry him out bridal style like the babygirl he is

[alcoholttm]

in all verses kaku has a giraffe pattern shoulder sleeve tattoo, but in a verse thats VERY dear to me he has a tattoo on his ankle thats orange welding goggles.