I want to see why/how he turned himself into Vigilante.
I want to know about his relationship with Gut.
I want to see awkward, teenage Adrian who probably fell in love with Chris back then.
I want to see him asking his dad how he knew he was gay. (You know, in case he ever wondered about his own sexuality).
I want to know how he lived while Peacemaker was in prison.
I want to see where he lives now. I imagine he lives in a shitty apartment with roommates who think that he’s extremely weird but they just stay out of his business.
Or he lives alone because he has a secret identity to protect and he takes that seriously, of course.
His apartment would definitely be impersonal and wouldn’t look like someone actually lives there. No pictures on the wall, bare minimum furniture, some workout equipment, maybe a plant or two. It would be really clean though.
Harley after she heard Riddler's been hanging with Joker: Okay, so, remember when we got drunk at that party and I had to write your thesis because you were too drunk?
Bruce: Yes and I specifically remember I promised you a Morally Questionable Favor coupon... Which you'll use right now. Harley, --
Harley: It won't be me! It'll be a friend of a friend. Well, not friend, I'm pretty sure they're fucking. And I'm not sure Chris is my friend because he did murder the one decent guy I had a connection with, so.
Bruce: ...Fine. who's this friend?
--
Chris: Why'd you have tell Batman me and Vigilante are fucking?
Adrian, packing his chainsaw for Arkham: Wait, we're fucking? I thought we were dating
Chris: Babe. Don't correct me in front of the maniac woman
Adrian: Oh its ' babe' now? And you don't even care about Batman, you're saying he's a pussy all the time!
Bruce appearing out of thin air: That's mature.
Chris: JESUS
Bruce:...I was going to make an amusing irony joke about me not being Christian, but considering we're both Jewish--
Chris: Wow wow wow. Hey man, I'm progressive as hell, but I draw the line at Jesus being Jewish, okay? He was Christian. That's what the church paintings say
Adrian: Mm, no, no babe, he was Jewish like Hanukkah.
Chris: We'll see what Facebook has to say about that
Adrian: By the way, Batman sir, Harley's told me everything this guy did, do you want me to cut his fingernails off or his toenails off? Because Fingernails would look weird, but walking with a limp is REALLY funny when you're him
Bruce:...Toenails
Chris:... That's a pretty romantic proposition for someone you're not fucking
Adrian: And if we were DATING, I'd feel bad about it
Guess who finally updated Limited Divergence for the first time since July of 2022! To anyone who has been waiting and kept the faith, I owe you a profound debt of gratitude Have a snippet for your trouble:
"Where's a good spot for sandwiches around here?" she asks. Chris furrows his brow at her and she wags her phone, explaining, "Boss wants us to bring back dinner for everyone."
"Ah," Chris nods. He glances at the clock and dips his chin in acquiescence to the time. "Sal's is just around the corner. They do this meatloaf grinder that'll give you a walking orgasm."
Leota wrinkles her nose and grimaces. "I know I'm gonna regret this, but what's a walking orgasm?"
"You know," Chris says, as though it should be obvious. "An orgasm so good you kind of stagger through it on autopilot." He proceeds to demonstrate, without getting up from his stool, moving his arms and legs in stiff, jerky motions and effecting dramatic, drawn out moans that draw a hairy eyeball from the bartender on the other end of the room.
Leota rolls her eyes with an instinctual sound of disgust and leans over to shove at Chris's shoulder. Chris laughs and sways with the motion, tilting so far she worries that he's going to fall right off his stool, but he corrects his trajectory at the last second.
"Thank you for that vivid picture," she mutters. "Can we go get these damn sandwiches or did you want to spend the rest of the night Meg Ryaning all over the place?"
Chapters: 4/4
Fandom: Peacemaker (TV 2022), Suicide Squad (Movies 2016 2021), DC Extended Universe
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Adrian Chase/Christopher Smith | Peacemaker
Characters: Adrian Chase, Christopher Smith | Peacemaker
Additional Tags: Anal Sex, Rough Sex, Top Christopher Smith | Peacemaker, Bottom Adrian Chase, Anal Fisting, Unsafe Sex, Under-negotiated Kink, Dirty Talk, Praise Kink, Surprisingly Tender Rough Sex, Virgin Adrian Chase, Depressed Christopher Smith | Peacemaker, Oral Sex, Angst with a Happy Ending, Hurt/Comfort, Homophobia, Homophobic Language, Brief Torture, Waterboarding
Summary:
"Peacemaker, what a joke."
Those words haunt Chris after dealing with the butterflies and his father. He's looking for any possible way to lose himself and forget about all his failings as a hero, when his friend-"Best friend," Vigilante interrupts- shows up to lend a helping hand.
As my reverse birthday gift to the Peacemaker fandom, my Vigilmaker fic is now complete! I even added a completely unnecessary smut scene just for you ;)
So Chris stole a bunch of stuff from Annie Sturphausen's appartment, right? And one of those things were her leopard print panties.
What if instead of just wanting a souvenir he took them because he wanted to wear them himself? And... maybe Vig walks in on him while he's wearing them. 😏