#peach looks the worst here i think. cause shes my favorite i feel more comfortable drawing her inconsistently/shittily

[holidehg]

princess doodles. this is the first time ive drawn rosalina in several years

[taetaespeaches]

“You did not just bring a fruitcake into my home.”

taehyung x reader (oc) genre: fluff word count: 1.6K

a/n: hi lovelies! I tend to just start writing my Tae fics with little plot in mind and see where it takes me and that’s what this is a result of. I wasn’t sure about it but it’s been both Chlo and Mads approved so I’ll trust them haha. Tae comes to Peaches’/reader’s place with a fruitcake and that’s basically it lmao. I hope you all enjoy and thanks for reading! :))

SITTING on the floor of the living room, Yeontan in your lap, you spread the pink watercolor paint across the paper as you hummed along to the music playing from your phone. It was a fairly new hobby still, but you were trying to experiment with all sorts of art mediums.

Your humming was cut off by your own small yelp when the front door suddenly burst open, your gaze snapping from the partially painted sheet to your boyfriend beaming at you brightly. The quirk of your lips in response to the man was natural as Yeontan bolted to greet his dad.

“Peaches,” Taehyung breathed out happily, your eyes widening as you watched him expectantly. “Tannie,” he greeted the pup, kneeling down to pet the dog as Yeontan wiggled with unbridled excitement. “Peaches,” he said again, standing back up to look at you.

“What is happening?” You asked curiously, a small giggle leaving you as he nodded to the kitchen before walking away. “Tae,” you called out, quickly standing up to follow him, watching Yeontan trot along behind Taehyung.

When you reached the kitchen, your boyfriend was holding the dog as he stood at the island, his expression gleeful and adorable. “Why are you in such a good mood?” You asked, searching his frame before your eyes fell to countertop, in which a particularly festive dessert sat. “You did not just bring a fruitcake into my home,” you stated bluntly, though you were mostly kidding.

“Have you ever had a fruitcake before?” He asked, you quirking your head at the baked good sitting on the counter.

“Unfortunately,” you replied, looking up just in time to observe Taehyung as his eyes widened adorably, making him look innocent. He was innocent. Innocently ignorant to the horrors of fruitcakes. “Tae, baby, why do you have a fruitcake?”

“Are they that bad?” He asked in shock, looking down at the cake, lifting the plastic wrap that was draped over it.

“They aren’t good,” you chuckled. “Dearest, where did you get this?”

“Your neighbor,” he answered, still staring at the cake curiously as Yeontan wiggled in his arms, wanting to be put down. “She was so sweet,” Taehyung said as he knelt down to let Yeontan go. “How come I’ve never met her before?”

“How come I’ve never met her before? Which neighbor?” You asked, surprised that he actually ran into one of them, as you rarely ever saw them out and about.

“A few doors down,” he told you, finally looking up from the cake to you. “Her grandkids are here for Christmas and they were doing all sorts of baking,” he informed you, obviously having had an entire conversation with the woman, in true Taehyung fashion.

Staring at the man, you couldn’t help but feel extremely fond of him for being so genuinely kind and approachable. Everyone felt comfortable in his presence, and it was always something you admired about him. It was a trait you wished you had yourself.

“I love you,” you confessed randomly, catching him off guard as a shy smile overtook his features, a low chuckle slipping from between his lips.

Dipping his head down, he looked up at you through his long lashes. “Why all of a sudden?” He asked timidly, only making you even more smitten as you looked at him.

“You’re so genuinely good,” you told him, your heart growing by the second the longer you stared at him. “I love that about you. I adore your soul,” you continued, Taehyung’s smile growing on his face until he was flashing you a bashful boxy grin, shy under your compliments but radiant as the comments penetrated his stature.

“I love you too,” he replied softly. “You’re good too,” he assured you, knowing you far too well as he realized where your thoughts were taking you. He was far too versed in your mind to not realize you were feeling insecure for your aloof and shy demeanor.

“I’ve never stopped to talk to her,” you told him, a sadness seeping into your tone.

Without a word, he stepped toward you and wrapped his arms around the back of your head, yours closing over his waist as he held you close to his chest, comforting you with sweet kisses to your hair. “They made the cake for you,” he whispered, you humming in question. “Yeah,” he told you, leaning back a bit so he could look at you. “The two little kids told me to give it to you.”

“They know me?” You asked in surprise.

“Of course they do,” he smiled warmly. “You’re impossible to miss, Peaches.” Coming from anyone else, the words would have felt empty, easy to negate, but you knew Taehyung very much found you to be unmissable. He’d been telling you since you first met him. It wasn’t just fate that you two met, but also the fact that he simply couldn’t miss you.

Pouting at him, Taehyung stole a kiss from your protruding bottom lip, causing you to smile as a small breathy laugh escaped. “Wanna know their exact words?” He asked, you nodding instantly. “Ahem,” he exaggeratedly cleared his throat, you giggling at him. “Mister, can you get this to the pretty girl with the cute little dog?” he mimicked the cute voices of the kids.

“They did not,” you laughed, your hands soothing over his lower back.

“They did,” he told you with wide eyes, defending himself. “I swear,” he added, a chuckle escaping his lips in response to your amused grin. “They really did,” he remained adamant, giving you a single exaggerated nod of his head.

“Well now I feel bad for saying fruitcake is bad,” you remembered your previous comment, Taehyung smiling widely as a breathy laugh left his lips.

“I’ll pretend I didn’t hear it,” he assured you as you tugged on your bottom lip with your teeth.

“Thank you,” you nodded with a grin, looking back to the fruitcake on the counter. “Oh my god, fruitcake,” you exclaimed in feigned excitement, Taehyung watching you in pure amusement. “My favorite,” you added, Taehyung falling forward in laughter, resting his chin against your forehead as you giggled at yourself.

You both stayed in each other’s arms like that for a moment longer, Taehyung pressing soft kisses to your forehead as your fingers dragged across the expanse of his lower back. “We need to thank them somehow,” you suddenly spoke, Taehyung pulling back to look at you.

“Hmmm,” he hummed, squinting at you in thought. “Were you watercoloring?” He asked randomly, you cocking your head at him.

“Yeah,” you confirmed questioningly. “I was trying to make a sunset with like a pink sky but,” you dropped off, pulling a face of distaste. “I’m not very good,” you smiled shyly, Taehyung glaring at you.

“You just started,” he told you. “You’re learning.”

“I know,” you said with a small pout.

“You don’t get to determine how good you are yet,” he ranted. “Besides, it’s for fun. How could you ever not be good at something you do for fun?” He questioned, your lips curving into a smile as you stared at him lecturing you. “You’re amazing,” he assured you. “Are you having fun?”

“Yes,” you giggled, Taehyung nodding at you.

“That’s all that matter then, isn’t it?” He continued.

“Yes,” you whispered fondly. “It is.”

“You should paint them a picture,” he suggested. “To thank them.”

You opened your mouth to tell him you didn’t think that was the best way to say thank you when you could barely paint a gradient, but the man pushed his lips to yours to silence you.

Smiling into the kiss, Taehyung giggled against your mouth. “They would love it,” he told you, kissing you once more before pulling away once again. “And if it’s really as bad as you think it is,” he gave you a sharp stare, “which it won’t be,” he interjected, “we’ll just bring Tannie to soften the blow.”

Letting out a breathy laugh at your boyfriend, you smiled widely. “Fine,” you agreed. “But you have to help me.”

“Happily,” he told you. “Should we try this cake?” He asked, looking to the pastry sitting atop the counter.

Taking a deep breath, you let it out in a rushed exhale. “I suppose,” you relented, Taehyung reaching under the plastic wrap to pull a piece off.

“I’ll go first,” he told you, bringing it to is lips. Placing the morsel on his tongue, he tested the taste, giving a thoughtful look as examined the flavors.

“You’re not going to give me any indication on how it is, are you,” you realized, Taehyung flashing you a bratty smile as you huffed. Grabbing a piece for yourself, you quickly tossed it into your mouth, your tastebuds actively trying to figure out what exactly you were exposing them to. “I-” you started, cutting yourself off as you pondered the taste. “It’s not the worst fruitcake I’ve ever had,” you said, trying to sound positive.

“It’s not good though,” Taehyung admitted, causing you to cover your mouth and squeeze your eyes shut as you began laughing at the comment. “We have to pretend we like this, she was the sweetest woman,” he told you in a hurry, feeling guilty for not liking the dessert.

“It was the best fruitcake we’ve ever had,” you nodded. “That’s not even a lie,” you pointed out, Taehyung shooting you a look that silently asked you to elaborate. “It’s your only fruitcake, therefore, the best,” you explained, “and like I said, it’s not the worst I’ve had,” you added.

Your boyfriend fell into a fit of giggles as he grabbed your body, wrapping his arms around your waist as he nuzzled his face against your neck, your arms draping over his shoulders as you laughed with him fondly.

“Best fruitcake we’ve ever had,” he repeated, his breath fanning over your skin in a light tickle.

“The best,” you added, both of you falling into more laughter as you held each other in the kitchen light.

[bts-ficrecs]

i had this ask on queue but??? i noticed for some reason my “read more” is....placed within the ask aaand i can’t take it out (like even if i delete everything and start all over again).... i’m so confused lol

so anyway, here’s my reply anon! :) ↴ ↴

 

this was in reference to my smutty series recs...several months ago...so y’all know the drill. idk how to keep things short. and i always take forever to reply. so here u go <3

there’s a lot of smut out there...so i’ve restricted this to only pwps. maybe i’ll do a comp for smutty fics with plot in the future. 

also i’m kind of vanilla LOL so none of these should be too wild 😂 sorry if you were looking for a wild anal fisting blood play orgy adjfeajl 

KEY: (*) = haven’t read yet but i’ll rec anyway cause i can

NAMJOON

.•° As The Cauldron Bubbles by @winetae

°•. Summary: What makes for a potent potion? Step one. In one room, gather two people who seemingly dislike each other. Step two. Stir in a pinch of snark and four ladles of sexual tension. Step three. Wait until everything simmers to a boil.

 

.•° Attitude by @fightmejeonkook

°•. Summary: Namjoon is your best friend and a quick dare quickly changes everything between you two, a kiss leading from one thing to another as pent up tension surfaces.

 

.•° Bitten & Knotted by @jamaisjoons (*)

°•. Summary: As different as night and day, your two lovers have many differences, after all, one is a vampire and the other is a werewolf. They have their similarities too, namely their supernaturally long life. Something you don’t share. Something they’re going to rectify tonight.

 

.•° Chemi-beat by @hoseokiehopie

°•. Summary: Your fun plan to seduce your boyfriend in his studio backfires when it’s broadcasted on VLIVE for the entire ARMY to see.

 

.•° Choke by @writingseoul

°•. Summary: You help him to relax.

 

.•° Feeling Good by @ethertae (*)

°•. Summary: A wonderful threesome with Kim Namjoon, and Kim Seokjin.

 

.•° Forbidden by @junghelioseok

°•. Summary: A dance with the devil under the pale moon.

 

.•° Hunger's Only Friend by @bangtanbullies

°•. Summary: Namjoon has a philosophy that while some women are prettiest with their masks of cosmetic, a slut is at her most beautiful when she is freshly fucked.

 

.•° His Roomate by @joondaily

°•. Summary: When your boyfriend suggested the two of you spice up your sex life, you never expected that to include time alone with his roommate. (feat. Jungkook)

 

.•° Peaches and Cream by @jinpire

°•. Summary: “Baby,” he says, the sheer arousal in his eyes melting most of your resistance. He shoves the laptop back onto the coffee table before grabbing your hands, his thumbs running over your knuckles. “Y/N. Give me ten minutes between your gorgeous thighs, and you’ll never want to miss out again. I swear.”

 

.•° Please, Santa by @floralseokjin

°•. Summary: It’s Christmas Eve and you and Namjoon are about to partake in some peculiar roleplay…

 

.•° Through The Phone by @imaginethisbts

°•. Summary: The sexual frustration is real when Namjoon goes on a month long business trip, halfway across the world. So when the chips are down and the tides get rough, and you can’t actually get to one another… what do you do? You go to the next best thing of course - phone sex.

 

.•° Under The Mistletoe by @11-ish

°•. Summary: In which you’ve met your high school lover, Namjoon in the eve of Christmas.

 

 

SEOKJIN

.•° A Saint In Her Halo by @winetae

°•. Summary: Beneath his immaculate appearance and flowery words, no one would expect such filth to spew from his lips or; Kim Seokjin is simultaneously the best and worst kind of distraction.

°•. m/n: ok, so this isn’t smut per say. Moreso sexually suggestive. But it’s good ok. So good.

 

.•° Charm Me by @jungblue

°•. Summary: You have a test in charms tomorrow, and you know that you’re completely screwed, but luckily your boyfriend Jin, who is an expert in the subject, offers to help—however you quickly learn that he might actually be a bit too good at them.

 

.•° Daydream by @dom-joonie

°•. Summary: Your literature professor has a bit of a…gift. A gift that let’s him see other peoples thoughts when he wants to. And despite the fact that he warns his class openly about this gift, one day you forget, and find yourself in a bit of pickle when Kim Seokjin reads your mind, and finds you imagining some not so school appropriate scenarios…involving him.

 

.•° Dr. Kim by @btsfiles

°•. Summary: He’s the hospital’s best surgeon, and you’re more than just an admirer.

 

.•° Green Room by @hoseokiehopie

°•. Summary: You blow your boyfriend in the green room after a concert when neither of you can hold yourselves back.

 

.•° Hazy by @yoonia (*)

°•. Summary: “You have no idea what you have gotten yourself into.”

 

.•° In the Mood by @kinktae (*)

°•. Summary: With the second world war finally over, soldiers are coming back home to their families, and famous Hollywood actor Seokjin is no different. Eager to get to babymaking with his wife but plagued by the need to re-establish himself in the film industry, Seokjin is to forced to engage in a more unconventional conception method.

 

.•° Pink by @tayegi

°•. Summary: “Stop undressing me with your eyes! Use your teeth.”

 

.•° Sehnsucht by @johobi

°•. Summary: An embarrassing run-in with your new boss is only the start of your destructive infatuation.

 

.•° Self-Indulgent Fantasy by @bxebxee

°•. Summary: You try your best to wrinkle Seokjin’s vest, but he’s not having it.

 

.•° Urs by @floralseokjin

°•. Summary: Seokjin’s been dreaming of this moment for so long…

 

.•° Washing Machine by @btssmutgalore

°•. Summary: Jin shows you another way to use the old washing machine.

 

 

YOONGI

.•° 1:32 AM by @mikronysus

°•. Summary: Your eyes narrowed into slits as you glared at the scene unfolding in front of you, your fingers grasping the straw of your drink as you silently seethed to yourself. You watched as the girl laughed at whatever it was your boyfriend had said, her fingers grazing his arm as she looked up at him with eyes that were clouded over in a drunken haze. Sneering at the sight, you clenched your jaw as you watched her move closer towards him.

 

.•° 7:30 AM by @prolixitae

°•. Summary: It isn’t often that you get to wake tangled in each other.

 

.•° A Lesson by @btsxyou (feat. Jungkook)

°•. Summary: Maybe it was the thought, in the back of your mind, the thought that had swirled around inside, about how Yoongi could take you from the equal you were when you were with Jungkook, and turn you into a puppet. How he knew what he was doing.

 

.•° A Brush of Silk by @jinpire

°•. Summary: His lips curl around your neck, whispering, “I want slow today. You good with that, baby?” “You say that like you ever want anything else, old man,” you quip back, your voice a tad breathless.

 

.•° Between Chocolates & Candy Canes by @yoonia

°•. Summary: This day was supposed to be the best day of your life. After a long wait filled with curiosity, excitements and a bundle of nerves, you are finally here, walking between the other members in the tour group invited to visit the magnificent and renowned Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory.  (feat. Jimin)

 

.•° Boyfriend Jeans by @bangtanboysboo

°•. Summary: Yoongi is leaving for tour and he needs his jeans.

 

.•° Buzz by @floralseokjin (complete series)

°•. Summary: In which you’re unsure if you’ve ever received an orgasm and when you finally pluck up the courage to use the vibrator you bought that one day on a whim, Yoongi barges through the door…

 

.•° Chardonnay by @btsxyou

°•. Summary: You lifted your gaze, turning your head towards him, and giving him a half smile, not too nicely, but that perfect smirk that you know would eat at him the whole night.  Because he wanted you, but he couldn’t have you.  

 

.•° Diaphanous by @yoongisbbydoll (*)

°•. Summary: Yoongi has missed you more than anything. Staying away for a long time it too much on him, but he knows it is much harder on you. Therefore, whenever he can, he brings home presents you could never have imagined.

 

.•° Firsts by @badbhye (*)

°•. Summary: You and Yoongi had been dating for a good six months, and you had told him from the get-go that you wanted to wait until you were ready to have sex. It wasn’t as if your virginity was something you held sacred, you just wanted to do it with someone you were comfortable with and trusted completely. And Yoongi was that.

 

.•° Ink by @guksthighs

°•. Summary: Yoongi needs to remind you who you belong to.

 

.•° Jitters by @versigny

°•. Summary: Yoongi read you like an open book, and judging from your blown-pupils and faintly parted lips, he probably definitely knew what you were thinking about.

 

.•° Long Distance by @miss-noo-na

°•. Summary: Yoongi misses the sound of your voice.

 

.•° Sticky Honey by @minlattes

°•. Summary: Yoongi’s every day life with you is a gift, you’re his favorite human.

 

.•° True Love Cafe by @versigny

°•. Summary: Make me fall in love with you.

 

.•° The Honeytrap by @jamaisjoons

°•. Summary: What can you do when your bees aren’t producing the amount of honey they should be? Ask your neighbour, the honeybee king, for help of course!

 

 

HOSEOK

.•° 100-to-1 by @mytaerminology

°•. Summary: “I have an idea” Hoseok said, way too enthusiastically for your liking.

 

.•° Adjustment by @yminie

°•. Summary: At Kim-Jung Chiropractics, they meet your every need, and today it’s not just your back that needs aligning.

 

.•° All Toy, No Mercy by @prolixitae (*)

°•. Summary: As an amateur porn couple, you’VE got roles to uphold. Said roles leave hoseok at your mercy when you conjure up a sick little theme for this week’s video. Two words: Orgasm torture.

 

.•° Barbarian by @httpjeon

°•. Summary: Your husband, Hoseok, comes home from a raid with the need to make you pregnant with his child.

 

.•° Cold Showers by @chillingtae

°•. Summary: Everyone has bad habits. Yours just happens to be long, hot showers - it’s not like it’s that bad. Long showers were a habit you couldn’t break despite the fact that Hobi told you on the daily not to use all of the hot water…Which brings you to your current situation. You decide that Hobi will just have to get over your habit, and you’ve got the perfect plan thought up of how to do just that…

 

.•° Gumdrops & Lollipops by @winetae (*)

°•. Summary: A visit to Jung Hoseok’s chocolate factory does not turn out the way you expected it to.

 

.•° Hatefuck by @njssi (*)

°•. Summary: Perhaps pissing off Hobi during dance practice wasn’t that good of an idea. Or perhaps it was the best idea you’ve had in a while.

 

.•° Sunlit Affair by @ubemango

°•. Summary: Twenty-five is a good look on Hoseok.

 

.•° Take Me by @yoonia

°•. Summary: “I don’t want you to stop.”

 

.•° The Last Day of Summer by @whichwaytowonderlandep

°•. Summary: 365 days in a year. Three months dedicated to a summer vacation and you wasted no time to fuck around with some guy you had met at the hostel you were staying.

 

.•° To the Beat of My Heart by @jeonggukingdom

°•. Summary: When you walk into the studio that Sunday afternoon, all you expect is a lonely and chill practice session but, a few hours later, your programs are shattered in thousand pieces by the unexpected presence of Jung Hoseok. And nothing could have prepared you for what he had in store for you.

 

.•° War Game by @yoonia

°•. Summary: “You have no idea what you have gotten yourself into"

 

 

JIMIN

.•° A Bite of The Apple by @jinpire

°•. Summary: The thought of Jimin not being able to feed from someone other than you is troubling in more than one sense– there will be times, like the past week, when you physically can’t be there for him, and what would happen in an emergency, if he somehow got hurt and needed a transfusion, if his body rejected the blood of someone else. And that’s not even considering the long term implications of that….

 

.•° A Matter of Pride by @jincherie

°•. Summary: You make some comments that wound Jimin’s pride and threaten his standing as Best Lover of the group so he sets out to prove you wrong the only way he knows how.

 

.•° Barefoot And by @dovechim

°•. Summary: I want you to fuck me until I can’t walk and I have to feel your cum drain out of me until I remember how to move.

 

.•° Birthday Boy by @polaritae

°•. Summary: You’re the best present Jimin could have asked for.

 

.•° Breaking Of The Fast by @versigny

°•. Summary: “Why don’t you want me?”

 

.•° Class President by @btssmutgalore

°•. Summary: Class president candidate Jimin would do anything to get your vote.

 

.•° Clone-a-Willy™ by @dovechim

°•. Summary: “I’ve had this plug in me all day, when do I get to feel your cock instead?”

°•. Sequel: Heightened Secrecy

 

.•° Euphoria by @94hixtape

°•. Summary: “Let’s have a threesome when we graduate, if… uh, we’re still single that is…”

 

.•° Gingerbread House by @readyplayerhobi (feat. Jungkook)

°•. Summary: Do you have a sweet tooth? Or do you prefer a bit of spice in your treats? Gingerbread House has all your needs met with our large range of confectionery that’s sure to meet everyone’s tastes. For those looking for something a little more personalised, we’re always willing to create bespoke confectionery to suit you. Give us a call or visit our store, you’re sure to find plenty to sink your teeth into!

 

.•° Little Monster by @floralseokjin

°•. Summary: You’ve been good friends with your roommate Jimin for a while, occasionally flirting with each other, especially when you’ve had a drink, but nothing has ever happened between the two of you…until that is, he secretly listens to you and Namjoon have sex one day…He thinks you don’t know, but he’s wrong…

 

.•° Lower by @parkmuse

°•. Summary: After six months you finally break the sexual tension… with phone sex.

 

.•° Mischievous Maintenance by @dark-muse-iris

°•. Summary: Like many adults who are trying to make the best of working in a field unrelated to their degree, you greet Mondays with the same enthusiasm as an ex with shared custody. You don’t to be there, but adult responsibilities require it and you need money. And coffee. And the salacious advances from the head maintenance technician working in your office.

 

.•° Nursemaid by @noona-la-la-la

°•. Summary: Jimin’s crush comes over to his house to help him out after he suffers an injury that leaves him with limited use of both hands.

 

.•° One More Time by taepott

°•. Summary: You can’t resist Jimin, even if he is a fuckboy.

 

.•° Raw by @btsjeonjazz

°•. Summary: A demon and an angel are trying to win over you. But who will succeed?

 

.•° Watch Me by @swoonjoon

°•. Summary: Who knew watching some camboy would turn into so much more?

 

 

TAEHYUNG

.•° Bad Decisions by @94hixtape

°•. Summary: Taehyung sighs in the curve of your neck, lips roaming the soft expanse of skin as his hands can’t seem to find a resting spot in the curves of your body. It’s one am and the silence in his dorm room is as overwhelming as it is exciting; you blame on the bottle of vodka the two of you had while studying for finals. One hour ago it seemed like a good idea. One hour later, not so much.

 

.•° Desideratum by @junqkook

°•. Summary: You had no idea you’d fall for a Hufflepuff, especially not the seeker with a big smile and wandering hands that you spent more time in bed with than you cared to admit.  

 

.•° Fever by @yoonia

°•. Summary: “I wish I could hate you.”

 

.•° Good Girl by @suga-kookiemonster

°•. Summary: You don’t really know much about kim taehyung. What you do know is that he’s your handsome coworker and that, since you just accidentally sent him a nude, you’re good and royally fucked.

 

.•° Heatwave by @curly-bangtan

°•. Summary: When your town is hit with a heatwave, and the air conditioning at your shared place coincidentally malfunctions, you start to go a little crazy at your shit luck because there’s nothing you hate more than clammy pits, while Taehyung goes a little crazy thinking you’re trying to seduce him with your tiny shorts and popsicle-sucking skills.

 

.•° H is for Hairpulling by @polaritae

°•. Summary: You continue your work, trying your best to gently untangle his hair. For the most part, you only have to give the strands a tug and they unravel, but some knots are worse than others. A particularly large mess has you yanking at the strands. Taehyung whimpers.

 

.•° Of Lace and Lust by @hobidreams

°•. Summary: Friendship rule number one: Don’t imagine how amazing your best friend’s cock would feel inside you. Except that’s all you can think about after accidentally discovering Taehyung’s kink for panties. Specifically, the lacy ones you’re so fond of wearing.

 

.•° On The Significance Of Names by @wildernessuntothemselves

°•. Summary: Despite living in a world where romantic or sexual relationships with witches could be punishable by death, you, a witch, still feel confident enough to ask your friend Taehyung, a werewolf and prince, to allow you to relieve your intense curiosity that could’ve only sprouted from years of sexual repression, and give you the chance to feel what it’s like to pleasure a man.

 

.•° One Night Snap by @taesjpg

°•. Summary: [23:09] Kim Taehyung: DO NOT OPEN THE SNAP I JUST SENT TO YOU FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE DON’T

°•. Sequel: Part 2

 

.•° The Fanmeet by @ellieljade

°•. Summary: Taehyung is jealous over Jungkook flirting with his girlfriend and decides to teach him a lesson in front of their fans.

 

.•° The Name Game by @drquinzelharleen

°•. Summary: You invite some of your friends over for a small party. When a tame night in turns into a dirty one. Your friend Hoseok comes up with a fun game for you all to participate in.

 

.•° The Silver One by @prolixitae

°•. Summary: You didn’t mean to swipe right but now you’re sleeping with a hot jewelry salesman who makes fun of bottoms as much as you do.

 

.•° Voice Note by @kpopfanfictrash

°•. Summary: Taehyung: did u listen [4:16 PM]

 

 

JUNGKOOK

.•° A Sip of the Grail by @jinpire

°•. Summary: You take in his expression curiously, trying to understand this new Jungkook that’s somehow both bold and shy, before tilting your chin to the left and exposing the curve of your neck. A quick hook of your finger into the collar of your sweater unveils more of your shoulder to his gaze. “Go ahead, Jungkook,” you murmur, voice just above a whisper.

 

.•° All I Want for Cockmas by @junqkook

°•. Summary: You tell Santa exactly what you want for Christmas.

 

.•° Arm Candy by @bisougi

°•. Summary: “Yes, Mr. Jeon.”

 

.•° CaptainAmerica!Jungkook by @hayjeon

°•. Summary: His shield clatters to the floor as he rips off his mask and presses desperate, hard kisses to your lips, sucking the breath out of you and swallowing your mewls.

 

.•° Desiderium by @jeonggukingdom

°•. Summary: “We’ve been at it like rabbits, how are you still so horny?”

 

.•° Fast and Definitely Furious by @parkmuse

°•. Summary: “Car sex looks so much easier in the movies.”

 

.•° Heat Wave by @iq-biased

°•. Summary: As soon as the ice touches his glowing skin, it begins to melt instantly - the jagged edge moulding into a smooth surface that ghosts lightly over his flesh.

 

.•° Mastur-bait by @kookswife (*)

°•. Summary: You drunkenly touch yourself in front of your neighbour, hoping he’ll take notice. You can’t help but do a double take when he actually does.

 

.•° Soft Touch by @minnpd

°•. Summary: “Thank god you’re home. I need a favor.”

 

.•° Stay by @kpopfanfictrash

°•. Summary: You and Jungkook are fuck buddies.

 

.•° Take Me to Church by @illneverrecover

°•. Summary: You can always tell when something is bothering your boyfriend, despite how hard he tries to hide it - and you have creative ways to get him to talk.

 

.•° Tinder 2.0 by @tayegi

°•. Summary: In disbelief over your good luck, you stumble down the hall towards the session rooms. A 9.8?! You’ve only been here twice. The first time you had been matched with a 6.5 and the second time with a 7, and both men had been so sexy and talented between the sheets that you had been walking on cloud nine for weeks afterwards. But now you were with a 9.8? You could hardly imagine what that would entail.

 

.•° Tooth and Claw by @johobi

°•. Summary: Sympathetic to the plight of the werewolves your kind have culled to near-extinction, life as a human informant has never been one of safety. However, when you catch the eye of an alpha, your situation only grows more perilous.

°•. Sequel: Moonsent

 

.•° Zipper by @parkmuse

°•. Summary: Your best friend thinks it’s a good idea to watch porn together, he’s dumb.

[darling-louis]

Amusement Park

Synopsis: You had been friends with Louis for couple years and were quite close. However, after an afternoon spent in an amusement park and a spontaneous adventure planned, you both felt something new blossoming.

This is part 1 of a two-part story! Read part 2 here!

Word count: 2.6k words!

You and Louis went to university together. You met in history class, your worst subject, coincidentally his best subject. You sat next to him and always partnered with him because he was the class genius. He didn’t seem to mind. He even seemed to fancy you, but you kept that thought to yourself.

What made you think that he did fancy you was the way he acted towards you. He could be a bit snappy with others every now and then, and had quite a snarky attitude, but also a joking one at the same time. He was one of those people who are so good with sarcasm that you can never tell if they’re joking or actually dissing you. Thankfully, he was never even slightly snappy with you. Whenever you quietly mumbled a question to him (so the teacher wouldn’t hear and think you were dumb), he gave you the kindest smile and leaned over to explain it with a soft voice. You noticed that he didn’t seem to use that soft voice for anybody else but you, and you didn’t mind that one bit.

Even when you were dating your now ex (what a knob he was), Louis seemed interested in everything you had to say. Conversation flew easily between the two of you—him always talking about his favorite music artists and albums, and his failed love life, you always talking about your prick of a boyfriend and your cat, Muffin (the cutest thing, little Muffin. Much cuter than your sorry excuse for a boyfriend). You noticed early on that Louis was more of the touchy type, not shying away when he accidentally bumped legs or hands with yours, even going as far to grab your hand sometimes when you weren’t paying attention to him in the middle of one of the many conversations between you two.

While you were still with your ex, you noticed that Louis started to distance himself. He stopped the possibly-accidental touches and all of the pet names. Maybe I’m imagining it, you tried to reason with yourself—you’ve known him for awhile, why would he distance himself now? Regardless, it hurt you—his friendship meant a lot to you. You tried to bring it up a few times but he always denied any acts of him becoming distant. Eventually, things got back to normal again as he became as close as he used to be. You still didn’t know what caused him to act weird for that period of time, but you suppose it doesn't much matter anymore.

Your friends always teased you about him, saying that he was madly in love with you and that you were blind not to see it—everybody else did. You’ve heard the rumors, but you would only believe it if you heard it from him directly. Then, your best friend had the “bright” idea to text Louis herself and ask her if he liked you, even with your heavy begging for her not to. She shushed you, “Y/N, if it’s meant to be, it’s meant to be. I’m just nosy, and I know you’re dying to know, too. Even though you deny liking him whenever I ask, I can see the way you smile brighter or how your eyes start to twinkle whenever he’s brought up in a conversation.” You sighed in defeat. She quickly shot him the text of “Do you like Y/N?”, glaring at you as she put her phone back in her pocket.

After you ate lunch, your best friend pulled out her phone again, and got your attention, excitement obvious in her voice. “Y/N! He replied!!” You felt your heart stop. What would his response be? She opened the text. “Nahhh.” was all he replied with. Immediately you sunk into your seat and blew a raspberry. “I’m sorry Y/N…” She rubbed your shoulder comfortingly. You leaned your head on her shoulder, just wanting the day to be over with. Now you had to go about the rest of your days acting like nothing had happened, like your spirits weren’t crushed to smithereens.

———————

Over the next few weeks, things went back to feeling normal between you and Louis. Even the day after your best friend asked him if he liked you, he didn’t show any signs of...anything, really. He acted the complete same. It puzzled you, to say the least. You hadn’t even realized how much you were into him until that simple “Nahhh”. Truth be told, you were still very, very into him, but now you knew that all the touches and soft voices were leading up to nowhere. Maybe he only thinks of me as a sister, you thought. Ouch, that one hurt. You were the one he cared deeply for, but also the one that was undateable. Double ouch.

A tap on your arm brought you out of your thoughts. You looked towards the tapping, and were met with Louis’ eyes. “Rando question, love, but are yeh free this weekend?”

You tilted your head at him and gave a puzzled look, “Erm, I think so, why?”

“I’ve been wantin’ to go to that new amusement park in Dounsen, a few towns over, you’ve heard of it, yea?”

You nodded.

“Well, I don’ ‘ave a friend to go with me, most of ‘em are goin’ to prom that weekend n’I don’ wan’ to go alone. Wanna come?” He gives you his best Good-Boy grin (the one he gives all his teachers on the first day of school, until he loses that good-boy role and becomes the class sass-king).

This surprised you. Surprised you a lot, actually. You and Louis had never hung out after school before, at least not like this. Sometimes you’d both be at a party and you’d ditch everybody and find a quiet place to talk, sure. But he had never asked you, directly, to go somewhere  a l o n e  with him. You already felt nervous, and you hadn’t even told him that you were going yet.

“Y/N?”

You cleared your throat. “Sorry. Was thinking of my mental calendar. All clear, I’ll go with ya, Lou.”

He grinned again. “Great! I’ll pick you up at 8am tomorrow! I owe you, don’ let me forget!”

The bell rang right as he finished his sentence, signaling the end of your class. How were you going to focus in your next class when all your thoughts now consisted of Louis. What do I wear? Will I need to shave my legs? What if I get sweaty? Louis, Louis, Louis. You were doomed.

——————

By the time Saturday rolled around, you weren’t any less worried. You woke up two hours before you had to leave, just in case he got there early. You decided on wearing a pair of light blue shorts with a peach colored tank top. You put your hair in a loose messy bun and put only a small amount of makeup on. He’s seen you without makeup before anyway, so it’s not like you had to impress him anymore. Especially since he most-probably thought of you as his sister. Ugh. You still hated that thought.

He pulled up to your house a few minutes after 8, shooting you a text that he was there and waiting, but that there was no rush—which were every girl’s favorite words. You grabbed your phone and bag and headed to his car. Thankfully, your parents were still asleep. If they weren’t, they’d definitely have you bring Louis inside and have an hour long discussion with him about how they should treat their only daughter and how they were trusting you with her life and oh, do you like her? Are you two dating? Yeah. Thankfully, they were still asleep.

As you hopped in his car, he gave you a big smile. “Morning, Y/N! Brought you some coffee, figured you’re still a big grump in the morning, even on the weekends.” He knew you so well.

“You figured correctly, Lou. Thank you!” You greedily grabbed the hot coffee and got comfortable in the seat. “Although, I much prefer your company to my siblings’.”

“Trust me, I have 6 siblings, and even more half-siblings, I totally get it. Even though we all get along great, there are still times that I just want to be alone with myself or with a friend.”

You winced, hoping he wouldn’t notice. There it was. Friend. Ow.

“What’s wrong, Y/N?”

“Huh?”

“You winced or summat, are you alright?”

“Yea...sorry. Just remembered something that I wish I hadn’t.” You gave him a half-smile, letting out a small, awkward chuckle.

He looked at you from his side of the car, hands still on the wheel. One eyebrow was raised in that sassy look he loves to give you. “Alright, Y/L/N. If you’re not alright though, you better tell me. Can’t have yeh ruinin’ our trip!”

You nodded along with a small “Of course, Lou,” You and Louis had never talked about anything serious. Sure, sometimes he’d tell you that one of his sisters stole his shirts or that his step-dad was driving him insane, but he had never had a ‘heart-to-heart’ moment like that with you before. Even if he didn’t return your feelings, maybe this trip would at least be the beginning of a new type of friendship. A closer, more secure one. You could only hope.

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After a few hours in the park, the two of you were beat. The sun bearing down on you and constant walking was wearing the both of you out. Currently, you were in line for one of those rides that went up extremely high so that you could see above the whole park, and even the whole town. After a day of non-stop moving, you both were looking forward to a nice, calm ride.

You were both quiet, leaning against the barrier pole under a canopy shade. Without thinking anything of it, you laid your head on Louis’ shoulder. He leaned into you, leaning his head atop yours.

“Lou?”

“Yea?” he hummed in response.

“I think my legs are jelly.” He burst out laughing at this, which burst the quiet bubble you two were in—he also earned a few glares from angry parents that were also in line.

“Mine too, love.”

You stayed in the same position, with your head on his shoulder and his head leaning on yours, for a few more minutes until the line moved up. Louis sighed as he lifted his head, letting you move forward. Finally, it was your turn to ride.

The park worker lead you to one of the carts, which seated two people per row. You and Louis hopped in, making sure you were buckled in tight. You instantly leaned back into the seat, your legs eternally grateful for the chance of even a few minutes of rest.

Louis huffed next to you. “Y/N, I think I forgot to mention, I’m actually quite scared of heights…”

“Awe Lou, do you need me to hold your hand?” You joked.

“No, no. I’m gonna be a man about this.”

“Whatever you say, Lou.”

He stuck his tongue out at you as the music began and the ride started lifting up in the air, while slowly spinning at the same time. At first, you felt like you were going to be sick. You were up so high. You could fall from this height and die instantly. But slowly, you calmed down, getting distracted by the music from the ride and by the breathtaking view.

“It’s so pretty..” you whispered to Louis, who didn’t respond. “Lou?”

“...Actually, I might need you to hold my hand.” When you looked at him, you saw him blushing and looking sheepish.

You offered him your hand and felt him slip his into yours. Your breath caught in your throat at the feeling of his hands against your own. They were rough, but smooth at the same time. Calloused, but soft. You decided that you quite liked this, and never wanted the ride to end.

—————————

It was getting dark now, but the two of you were still having the time of your lives. You had just finished a very late dinner when you saw a girl carrying a huge plush monkey (it was bigger than her!). You gasped.

“Hm?” Louis hummed in response.

“Lou! Look at that huge monkey!”

He followed your gaze and smirked when he laid eyes on the huge plush. “How ‘bout I win one for ya, love?”

You jumped up and down enthusiastically. “Really?! I don’t think there’s even room in your car for it.”

“We’ll cross that bridge when we get to it.” He grabbed your hand and lead you to the carnival booth. In order to win, you had to get a basketball in a hoop from an impossible height and distance. Louis was decently tall, but the shoot seemed impossible.

He spent nearly $20 on the little bugger, but he thought the smile on your face when he won made it totally worth it.

The booth worker turned towards the animals, showcasing them with his hands, “Which one do you want, Miss?”

“The cow!”

“...Actually, I think it’s a spotted pig..”

You and Louis exchanged confused and slightly disgusted glances behind the man’s back, which made you giggle quietly. He handed the pig to Louis, who handed it to you. You gave him the tightest hug, wrapping both arms around his waist. “You’re the best, Lou. Thank you for making today amazing.”

One of his hands went around your back, one went behind your head, tangling in your hair and holding you close to him. “Anything for you, my love.”

You felt your heart speed up. He always called you love. But this time he said my love. My. Why did a two letter word make such a big difference? Surely this wasn’t how friends talked to each other...was it?

He pulled back from you, but kept you in his arms so that you were looking at each other. “You know...just because the suns down doesn’t mean that the fun has to be over.” He smirked down at you with a mischievous look in his eye. You loved that smirk. You knew he was planning something up in that lovely head of his, and you wanted to know what.

“Hm?” you hummed.

“We can have a sleepover! I have the house to myself this weekend, so no one will bother us. I quite hate being alone in such a big house, and I would hate to already bring tonight’s fun to an end. What’dya say, Y/N?”

You thought for a minute. Logically, you knew that if your parents found out you were sleeping over at a boy’s house, they’d kill you. And logically, if they found out that you had the house to yourselves, they’d revive you and kill you a second time. But honestly, you didn’t care. You liked the feeling of butterflies in your stomach and and the wave of sudden excitement you got whenever you looked at Louis. You decided to forget your parent’s rules for the night.

Without answering him, you pulled out your phone and dialed their number. He raised a questioning brow, and you held up a finger in response. “Hi mom, Marcy invited me to spend the night with her tonight, is it alright if I go? Thanks! You’re the best! I can bring home dinner for everyone tomorrow night since I’ll be out.”

You hung up the phone and hugged Louis once again, snuggling your face into his soft cotton shirt.

“Sneaky little bugger, you are. I quite like this side of you.” He rubbed your back as you pulled apart, smiling widely.

[pinkpuffballdude]

WELL ALRIGHT THEN @shsltxt @siverwrites

A: Aptitude 1. what are your oc’s natural abilities, things they’ve been doing since young?

Celestia became a theif when she was uhhh really young, so she’s good at sleight of hand, but she’s always had a natural aptitude for talking people down.

2. what activities have they participated in?

Quite a lot? I’m not quite sure what this question is trying to go for, but I think “talking down a mob” and “convincing her party that her friend wasn’t the werewolf, no sir” would go up here.

3. what abilities do they have that they’ve worked for?

She had to learn to play the flute, and she had to train to get as good as she is at diplomacy 

4. what things are they bad at?

I haven’t got her stat block on me, but I’m pretty sure she’s bad a something

5. what is their most impressive talent?

Diplomacy.

B: Basics 1. what is their hair color?

Dirty blonde

2. what is their eye color?

A sort of golden-brown color, almost like hazel? but without the green

3. how tall are they?

3′2″

4. how old are they?

She’s young, equivalent to about nineteen or twenty or so

5. how much do they weigh?

Again, no stat block D:

C: Comfort 1. how do they sit in a chair?

Oh, she sprawls, definitely. 

2. in what position do they sleep?

She is most comfortable spread out on the bed, limbs everywhere

3. what is their ideal comfort day?

Probably doing some sort of concert for her friends. 

4. what is their major comfort food? why?

This one Specific City’s street food, cause that’s what she’d go out with her chosen family and eat whenever they could (mostly after a successful heist) 

5. who is the best at comforting them when down?

........... I really want to say Thela, but I don’t actually know. I feel like she’d put on this cocky, confident facade and wouldn’t let people know when she felt down. Probably herself, then.

D: Decoration 1. how would they decorate a house if they had one under their name?

Hobbit hole, like Bag End in the movies. 

2. how would they decorate their child’s room?

Lots of natural colors, browns and greens, wood, probably a mural or two. 

3. how do they decorate their own room?

Maps and leaves, for a bit of color and scouting places out. 

4. what type of clothes and accessories do they wear?

Most of her clothing is pretty utilitarian, but I think she’d keep a coin or smth on a piece of string for luck. 

5. do they like makeup/nail/beauty trends?

nah

E: External Personality 1. does the way they do things portray their internal personality?

I don’t think of her as much of an open book, no. Well, for her positive feelings, yes, she is, but not her more negative feelings. 

2. do they do things that conform to the norm?

Not on purpose, unless it’s for a disguise. 

3. do they follow trends or do their own thing?

I think she’d do her own thing, for the most part. If she spies something she likes the look of that just so happens to be in season, well, so be it.

4. are they up-to-date on the internet fads?

on what

5. do they portray their personality intentionally or let people figure it out on their own?

Diy my dudes, figure it out on your lonesome.

F: Fun 1. what do they do for fun?

Dumb jokes and hang out sessions. Alone, it’d be writing music/playing old favorites and plotting out her next move, be that a heist or a gag.

2. what is their ideal party?

My first thought was adventuring party, BUT UH I think it’d be something bright and colorful with loud happy music and tasty but not fancy food. 

3. who would they have the most fun with?

Thela.

4. can they have fun while conforming to rules?

Ooo, that’s an interesting question. Yes? Y-es, I think she can. She’ll figure something out. 

5. do they go out a lot?

all the time :)

G: Gorgeous 1. what is their most attractive external feature?

(why are you asking me this) Hair, possibly? I imagine it as being shiny and pretty, so. 

2. what is the most attractive part of their personality?

Dumb jokes. Jokes in general. 

3. what benefits come with being their friend?

You will never lose an argument against another party again.

4. what parts of them do they like and dislike?

She’s very proud of her ability to avoid conflict, or at least resolve it without violence, but she’s also pretty quick to anger, and she doesn’t like that. 

5. what parts of others do they envy?

Okay so 1) height, 2) the ability to stop thinking for a little while. 

H: Heat 1. do they rather a hot or cold room?

She likes being warm, so a hot room

2. do they prefer summer or winter?

Summerrrrrr, it’s pretty and WARM

3. do they like the snow?

It’s okay. You can make snowballs out of it though.

4. do they have a favorite summer activity?

Hiking

5. do they have a favorite winter activity?

Snowball fights

I: In-the-closet 1. what is their sexuality?

This ends up being a very very complicated question, because on one hand I am Very AroAce and Can Fucking Not roleplay romance in any way shape or form and am therefore very tempted to say aroace, but on the other I highkey ship her with one of my friends characters (it’s mutual, it’s fantastic) so I really want her to be gay or bi or smth. I’ll go with Probably Demi

2. have they ever questioned their sexuality?

nah, she’s chill with w/e happens

3. have they ever questioned their gender?

I don’t think she would, as gender roles (or gender, period, really) have never been that big a thing in her life? She goes out in pants and studded leather and braids her hair and has never once been told that she’s any less for any of it. So I don’t think she has. 

4. would/was their family be okay with them being LGBT?

Yes. They were.

5. how long would/did it take for them to come out?

It wasn’t really a thing she thought about? None of her family made a big deal of not conforming (they were street rats, they already didn’t conform so who cared) so she just. Answered when asked.  As for her party, they never asked (I don’t think) and she never volunteered the information. It didn’t seem important.

J: Joy 1. what makes them happy?

Her friends, and figuring out puzzles. 

2. who makes them happy?

Again, friends, but mostly Thela. 

3. are there any songs that bring them joy?

So there’s this one song that she always plays after a successful heist that she’s always played after a successful heist and while it was kind of bittersweet for a while there it’s a part of her life and her friends lives and it’s still a celebratory thing for her. 

4. are they happy often?

Yeah. 

5. what brings them the most joy in the world?

So she’s like Mr. Von Lipwig in that she feels the most alive when she’s duping some poor sod, or when she’s done the deed and Won, so when she’s winning. 

K: Kill 1. have they ever thought about suicide?

Hm. Yeah. Probably between her family’s arrest and Professor Lorrimor, I’d say. 

2. have they ever thought about homicide?

Oh absolutely. 

3. if they could kill anyone without punishment, would they? who?

She’s not really got anyone on her blacklist rn, excepting the rat who sold out her previous family. She doesn’t know who that is though. 

4. who would miss them if they died?

uhhhhhhhhhhh I can’t really speak for them but I think the party would???

5. who would be happy they died, anyone?

Probably the Whispering Way, idk. 

L: Lemons 1. what is their favorite fruit?

Fantasy Hobbit Peaches

2. what is their least favorite fruit?

She’s never met a banana before in her life, but I don’t like them So Neither Does She

3. are there any foods they hate?

Travel rations suck. The hard tack and the dry meats and the salt and ugh

4. do they have any food intolerances?

I don’t think she would, no

5. what is their favorite food?

A honey-drizzled cake thing

M: Maternal 1. would they want a daughter or a son?

Indifferent, either is Good

2. how many children do they want?

None, really. Adoption is good though, then it’s however many.

3. would they be a good parent?

Possibly? She’d make a cool aunt though

4. what would they name a son? what would they name a daughter?

ohgodIhaven’tthoughtaboutthis uhhhhhh Samuel and Cinthia. Yes.

5. would they adopt?

Absolutely.

N: Never Have I Ever 1. what would they never do?

I’m still on an illegal things stint so my first thought was uhhhh bad, but a non-bad thing she’d never do would probably be..... pass up an opportunity to eat. Never know when the next meals gonna be

2. what have they never done that they want to do?

I don’t think she’s ever slept in a bed that was hers. So that.

3. is there anything they absolutely can’t believe people do?

Destroy others for the sake of it. 

4. what is the most embarrassing thing they’ve done?

When she was first trying to figure out how to talk to people her flirting game was atrocious. 

5. have they done anything they thought they’d never do?

She left that city. 

O: Optimism 1. are they optimistic or pessimistic?

She tries really really hard to be an optimist. 

2. are they openly optimistic, throwing it on others?

She doesn’t shove it down people’s throats, but she’s not shy about it either. 

3. are they good at giving advice?

Yes.

4. is there anyone in their life that throws optimism on them?

There was, at one point, but not anymore.

5. were they always optimistic?

No.

P: Personality 1. what is their best personality trait?

Strong morals (but fuck rules)

2. what is their worst personality trait?

Rules what rules OR impulsive

3. what of their personality do others love?

Hmmm, I wanna say bubbly, though I’m not sure on that one. Humorous, I think.

4. what of their personality do others envy?

Man, I don’t know. The aforementioned relentless optimism? 

5. do they hate anything about their personality/about other’s personalities?

Impulsive, quick to anger, and she hates people who just don’t care. She cannot stand them.

Q: Questions 1. do they ask for help?

From the people she trusts absolutely, yes. Anyone else, maybe. It’s a coin flip though.

2. do they ask questions in class?

in what

3. do they answer questions that make them a little uncomfortable?

Not usually. 

4. do they ask weird questions?

I don’t think they’re weird.

5. are they curious?

Definitely.

R: Rules 1. do they follow rules?

When it suits her.

2. would they be a strict or laid-back parent?

Laid-back, but with a lesson and explaination on how to Not Die or get hurt. So it’d be rules heavy but in a rules of the world way, not My House My Rules way.

3. have they ever been consequenced for breaking a rule?

She was a thief for years, yeah she’s experienced consequences. 

4. have they broken any rules they now regret breaking?

Nah. All of it was justified. 

5. do they find any rules they/others follow absolutely ridiculous?

Probably. I don’t know all the laws of our campains world off the top of my head, so I can’t think of any, but there’s gotta be something in there 

S: Streets 1. are they street-smart?

Yes.

2. would they give money to someone on the streets?

If she had the extra change, yes.

3. have they ever gotten in a fight on the streets?

No, I don’t think she has. She’s run away from people, but I don’t think she’s fought people in broad daylight. 

4. has anything happened to them on the streets?

She lived there for a while, so yes.

5. are they cautious when out?

As cautious as she can be while still appearing nonchalant. 

T: Truth 1. are they honest?

Ah ha, no.

2. can they tell if someone is lying?

I think she’s got a good Sense Motive, so yes.

3. is it obvious when they’re lying?

Absolutely not.

4. have they lied about anything they regret lying about?

I don’t think she has. Not during our campaign, at least. 

5. have they told truths that have been spread against their will?

Probably. It’s statistically likely, though I don’t think any of them have gotten back to her.

U: Underdog 1. have they been bullied?

No.

2. have they bullied anyone?

No.

3. have they been physically attacked by a bully?

Nah, no bullies to attack.

4. have they ever been doubted?

Not on anything important

5. have they surprised people with being good at something?

Not that I know of, no.

V: Vomit 1. do they vomit often?

Wow, gross, no.

2. do they get lots of stomach aches?

I don’t know how she would, no.

3. are they good at comforting someone ill?

+16 diplomacy will do that for you, yes.

4. what do they like as far as comfort goes?

Backrubs and murmuring 

5. do they burp, cough, or hiccup most when nauseous? when vomiting?

Nothing when nauseous or vomiting. Genuinely don’t know what this means. 

W: Water 1. do they drink enough water?

She tries to!

2. have they learned to swim?

I think she’s got a positive modifier on that....

3. do they like to swim?

Not particularly. 

4. can they dive?

Not off a diving board, if that’s what you’re asking. 

5. can they swim without holding their nose?

Yeah, she can. 

X: Xylophone 1. what is their favorite genre of music?

Folk! It’s happy and easy to dance to and sing along with

2. do they have a favorite song?

See above ^ (like way above)

3. do they have a favorite band/artist/singer?

Okay so like there was this one guy who played on this one street corner for years and she’s go there everyday to see if he’d come round to play and he was the best violinist she’d ever heard and she was so disappointed when he stopped showing up 

4. can they sing well?

She doesn’t do it often, but yes.

5. can they rap?

can she what

Y: You 1. how old were you when you created them?

Nine or ten, yeesh

2. what inspired you to create them?

I needed a character for our campaign (I got her name from Blink, the Doctor Who episode, and just a random name I thought was pretty)

3. were they different when they were first created?

Absolutely, she used to be just a straight (ha) self insert and now she’s not

4. do you enjoy writing them more than other characters?

Playing, but, yeah, I think so. 

5. what’s your favorite thing about them?

+16 diplomacy baby!

Z: Zebra 1. what’s their favorite animal?

Her dogssssss

2. do they like animals?

She loves them!

3. cats or dogs?

Dogs!

4. what’s their dream pet?

A Huge Fuck Off Wolf

5. do they have any pets at the moment?

A wolf and a riding dog (she’s so tiny..... )

Thank you for asking!!

[dramallamadingdang]

The longest reply post in the history of ever.

These go back, like, two weeks, because I am a very bad llama. An I should probably break this up into multiple posts, but I don’t wanna go through and select replies again. So...apologies to those for whom the “Read More” cuts don’t work?

These be for @getmygameon, @alicenorthernlights-blog, @eulaliasims, @penig, @tamtam-go92, @didilysims, @taylors-simblr, @mortia, @delicatesoul88, @twofingerswhiskey, annnnnnnd @immerso-sims...

getmygameon replied to your photo “Owen, running in terror from Olivia. …..Well, OK, really he was...”

Small miracles, dear. Small miracles ;) *pats*

Yeah. :) I’m actually surprised Owen made it to graduation. He didn’t have great chances of going to class/finals, according to my rules -- which is why he often ended up on probation -- but eventually his Fortune aspiration kicked in and worked in his favor. He rolled up wants to go to class because of it, and rolled wants override the manual rolls I do to decide that.

alicenorthernlights-blog replied to your post “I woke up this evening in one of those little dream-induced panicky...”

Hyperactive shield volcanoes. The scaries thing I can think about Hawaii.

I dunno...Hyperactive volcanoes aren’t bad. They are constantly letting off steam, quite literally, so they just kind of constantly belch instead of going, “Oh, hey, I think I’ll catastrophically explode this week.” I worry about the quiet ones. Like, the last time I was in Naples/Capri and visiting Pompeii/Herculaneum, Vesuvius -- which is overdue for explosion -- was all grumbly and belching smoke. Creepy! Or there’s all those up in the Cascades here in the States that are kinda overdue to explode. And then there’s Yellowstone, which is practically underneath me. If that thing ever goes, we all gonna die. :)

To me, the scariest thing about Hawai’i is...the cost of living. Yowza. Which, now that I think about it, might have factored into the dream. Cost of living at possible destinations is definitely a factor when it comes to emigration planning. :) Hawai’i would be a terrible option in that regard even if it wasn’t part of the US. :)

eulaliasims replied to your photoset “Oriana toddlerated into a crisp untextured white tux, some cheekbones...”

I love the combo of pure white tuxedo and enormous (for a toddler) bun. Oriana's got a real Look.

Ohgodohgod, 90s flashback to that Roxette song! :D 

When my son -- who’s now a big, bad Army Ranger who’s killed people -- was around kindergarten age, that was his favorite song, and he sang it (with all the wrong words) while doing this hysterically-amusing dance to it. Which of course I recorded to keep as blackmail material. So now it’s like, “Behave, or your unit commander -- or, worse, your unit in general -- gets a copy of this, bucko.” 

*ahem* But yes, she is totally fabulous! And Maxis fails at tuxedos.

penig replied to your photo “Amelia is Unthrilled about potty training. But at least she...”

Nobody's thrilled about pottytraining. Can't blame her for that.

But she’s a Family Sim! She’s supposed to love this stuff! She’s supposed to be so proud of her little precious darling using the potty! She’s supposed to be glowing with maternal contentedness that she gets to stand there and watch her kid poop! 

...OK, OK, so in game-reality Family Sims are THE WORST at actually raising and interacting with their kids as opposed to just making/birthing them. (I’m tellin’ ya: Pleasure Sims are THE BEST parents...and Owen has a Pleasure secondary.) But, you know, they’re supposed to like this stuff. Ideally. Or at least theoretically.

tamtam-go92 replied to your photoset “Owen is, of course, excited to have another baby to cuddle, now that...”

Love how oriana's Shirt matches owen's skin.

HAH! It does, doesn’t it?

Which reminds me that I need to get baby clothes working in my game again. Since I dumped all my custom clothing and just defaulted most of the Maxis stuff, I’m back to diaper-clad babies...

didilysims replied to your post “So sad about the deaths �� Why don't you use Comfort soup? What are...”

Wait, are *you* saying you caused this plague?? MURDERER!!!! (I'm kidding...sort of. ;) )

MEA CULPA! I AM A PIXEL MURDERER! :D

Although, I didn’t deliberately start the sickness in this household. Sage came home from work with it. So it’s all the game’s fault.

taylors-simblr replied to your post “So sad about the deaths �� Why don't you use Comfort soup? What are...”

I’m very similar to this. I get super attached to my sims, but I still don’t coddle them. I do allow them to plead to the reaper otherwise I’d lose a lot more sims and I only have a small population. I just get very sad when my sims die, have a break from playing, them get over it. I always have the clones of them to play with anyway

I imagine it’s hard when Sims to whom you’re attached die. I mean, there are players who avoid it entirely, never allowing Sims to age past adult (or to age at all) and who use mods to make things non-deadly because they’re so attached. I confess that I don’t understand the mindset, myself, especially because you can make clones of them or resurrect them at will or whatever, but it does exist and is valid and all that. 

But yeah, if you have or allow only a playable population, you don’t really need population control. :) I’m more of a “let ‘em breed freely, then cull the herd when necessary” sort of player, though.  

mortia replied to your post “So sad about the deaths �� Why don't you use Comfort soup? What are...”

I like this. I also use the Realistic Sickness mod but I DO get attached to my pixel people and find myself coddling the hell out of them the second they even start to sniffle. I need to stop doing that and just let life play out once in a while.

I can understand, intellectually, the desire to coddle. I don’t really feel it myself because I don’t “attach” to pixel people, but I understand that other people do. There are times when I’ve felt a need to coddle that have nothing to do with attachment, though. Like, if I really wanted a particular Sim to breed because of unique facial features or the recessive genes they have and stuff like that. And I think I have coddled a few of those at times, over the years. But generally, I’m of the opinion that it makes no sense to use Real Sickness if you’re going to coddle because it just makes the coddling more drawn-out and frustrating. :) Then again, I suppose I can see where you might want to coddle your faves -- or, say, those in higher classes who might have access to some sort of dubious “medicine,” in a medieval game -- and let everyone else die as they will.

penig replied to your post “But alas: It was not to be.”

What?! Nooooo!

YEEEEEES! :) Well, OK, kind of “no” because child ghosts are wacky in that they just teleport around instead of float because they don’t have the proper animations. (Which is dumb. I mean, they made it possible for children to die -- as opposed to the immortal babies/toddlers -- so you’d think they’d’ve given child ghosts the proper floating animations, but noooooooo!) So, I kinda wish she’d croaked after her teen age-up, but...such is my game.

didilysims replied to your photo “Yeah, that hike was definitely not a good idea. :( I’m bummed. :( Sage...”

Sickness is not to be taken lightly. You should know this!!!

Yeah, yeah, bad llama! BAD! NO PEAR 4 ME! 

(One of our llamas goes absolutely insane for pears. She adores them, has since she was weaned. If she sees that you have one, she will follow you around and stick her head over your shoulder and poke you with her muzzle and give you little hums and long-lashed puppy-dog eyes until you give it to her. Only for pears, though. Other fruit she can take or leave, but she’s a total pear whore. And you can’t even trick her with pears that are oddly-colored or oddly-shaped. Like Asian pears, which are apple-shaped. She knows the difference between an apple and an Asian pear. Llamas -- camelids in general, but especially llamas -- are kind of scary-smart that way. I wish they could tutor the super-stupid horses. Seriously, if horses hadn’t been domesticated, I don’t think they’d still exist. They’re great big idiots constantly looking for new and interesting ways to die. Deer are geniuses compared to them. Sure, they’re loyal as all hell, and very trainable, and I love them to death, but...Dumb to the core, all of them.)

didilysims replied to your photo “Meanwhile, Gwendolyn exists and got gave herself a promotion! We’ll...”

ALlamaInEveryHome would make an excellent username...

It would be! Wish I’d thought of it, when I made this Tumblr. :)

didilysims replied to your photo “Heeeey, Cherry! I totally just knocked up your daughter, man. It was...”

Umm...tell me more about this (harvestable?) peach tree please. :)

‘Tis one of Sun & Moon’s seasonal fruit trees, from this set here. 12/10 would recommend. :)

mortia replied to your photoset “To get everyone’s mind off Sage’s death, Emmy took the girls on an...”

Ooh these are lovely!

didilysims replied to your photoset “To get everyone’s mind off Sage’s death, Emmy took the girls on an...”

This is such a gorgeous lot--and the background too!

It is one of my favorite lots that I’ve built. But it’s also kind of annoying. Since it slopes so much from road to waterline, much of the lot is pretty much unusable. Like, Sims trying to talk to another Sim just do a lot of stomping and yelling because of the slope. I kind of hate that in Sims 2 Sims can’t really interact with each other on anything other than flat ground. (They fixed this for Castaway, which is one of the things I love about that game, but not TS2. WHY??!) It’s one of the reasons why I (usually) build only on flat lots and why I’m (generally) fond of flattening beach lots from road to waterline, too. So...Yeah, that lot is very pretty to look at, but it’s pretty much only usable in the 10-tile-wide strip of flat beach. The rest just generates lots of yelling and stomping. So, it’s also kind of wasted space. :\

penig replied to your photo “Annnnnnd a couple hours later, this happened. *headdesk* I kind of...”

Everyone grieves in their own way?

I suppose one could see it as doing something life-affirming in the aftermath of death. Especially when you’re sick and possibly facing death yourself. Although I gotta say that sex is not high on my to-do list when I’m sick. :) But, to each their own!

eulaliasims replied to your photo “Yeah, that hike was definitely not a good idea. :( I’m bummed. :( Sage...”

Noooo, Sage. :(

I know. I was bummed. :( But, life -- or the game, in this case -- goes on. :)

tamtam-go92 replied to your photo “Stephanie does most of the gardening these days, while her dad’s at...”

What can you even do there?

Fishing, apparently. Which Sims can do pretty much anywhere there’s water, so what’s the point? :)

penig replied to your photo “Sage doesn’t do sitting still very well, and the next day he rolled up...”

This is what happens when you don't lock 'em in their rooms. You could have sent him out by himself, you know.

I could have...but my rule for hikes is that as many people in the household as possible go on them when any household member rolls a want for one and is able to take one. So, obviously toddlers get left behind as well as someone to care for them, and if anyone’s imminently due to go to work/school they don’t go, but everyone else, including pets, goes. Even if they’re sick. 

penig replied to your photo “Stephanie does most of the gardening these days, while her dad’s at...”

It has major routing fails and a fishing hole. Also the hydroponic garden for some reason.

Yeah, I’m afraid I’m pretty unimpressed with the hobby lots in general. :\ The only one I ever really use is the Cuisine one, and that just for food contests. I think what I’m eventually going to do, instead of fussing around to make over the hidden hobby lots, is just build all my own “hobby lots,” but just make them regular community lots and then use the Visitor Controller to limit their patronage to Sims for whom the dedicated hobby is their OTH. I think that would make them busier overall, which would be nice. They won’t have the hobby leaders...but if I wanted to, I could make them owned by the game-generated leaders, so they’d still be there...although I don’t know if they’d retain their “leader” functions, since I’d have to make them temporarily playable to buy the lots. It’ll be something to experiment with...one day. :) A large community-lot garden would be nice for Nature Sims to grow/maintain/harvest...although I suppose they’d have to stay on it for a number of days. And it’d be better if gardening was autonomous...And...

Well, anyway! it makes sense to have the hydroponic garden on the Nature lot, I suppose. I guess when the devs were building the lots, they just threw in anything that was related to (or “assigned” to, via the coding) that hobby that existed at the time.

delicatesoul88 replied to your post “So Tumblr decided to unfollow a bunch of people for me. :\”

It does that to me too! All the time! I really wish it wouldn't...

Yeah, I’ve seen people complaining about Tumblr unfollowing people as long as I’ve had a Tumblr. (Four years, geez!) Honestly, I always kind of suspected that people claimed that it did that in order to “cover up” the fact that they’d unfollowed people deliberately. But then it happened to me! And I didn’t even realize it! I just assumed those people had gone quiet for a while, as people do off and on...until I saw reblogs of posts that I didn’t recall having seen. And then I looked through the blogs I follow and, sure enough, they were no longer there. :\ I knew I didn’t do it, even by accident, because I don’t think I’ve ever unfollowed anyone, even when they announce they’re leaving... just in case they come back like, say, Trapping did. I’ll mute reblogs, sometimes, if they reblog a lot of non-Sims stuff, esp. real-world political/social things that I use Tumblr to escape from for a little while, but I’ll still want to see any original stuff they post. Otherwise I wouldn’t have followed them in the first place.

Anyway, yeah, it’s very, very annoying, and I wish that Tumblr would address whatever’s causing it. But then, Tumblr seems to like to try to control what we see, don’t they? :\ Thank God for Xkit! :D

eulaliasims replied to your post “Replies, yay!”

I love the graying snouts on the dogs too. :) Older doggos are great. Cats too! Kittens are lovely, but older cats are highly underrated. Grumpy old lady cats are the best.

Yeah, I have a huge soft spot for grumpy old lady cats. My own RL grumpy old lady cat passed away rather recently. (She was almost 19 when she got really sick and I decided to have her euthanized, so she had a good long, but always kind of sickly life, probably since she was a very runty runt of the litter.) Once she got past kittenhood, she wasn’t the cuddly kind -- she appreciated being petted and scritched and she would curl up next to you of her own volition, but would never get in a lap or tolerate being picked up or held -- but she was very chatty. She’d sit near me, and we’d have long cat-sound “conversations.” I often imagined that she was bitching to me about all the annoying young ‘uns and all the damn dogs underfoot.

I kinda wish the cats/dogs in game had more varied behaviors like that, but I understand the coding limitations and all. *sigh*

penig replied to your photoset “Samantha, childified. She looks just like Sage, down to the Vulcan...”

Bathtub piracy is one of the most important traits its possible to pass on.

YES IT IS! Bathtub piracy is probably one of those things that annoy a lot of people but that I just love, love, love. :)

penig replied to your photo “Later, the other Emmy GilsCarbo called this Emmy GilsCarbo. :) (The...”

You could start calling Simon's Emmy Em instead.

I could, yes...but I rather like confusing myself. Messing with my brain is so much fun! S’why I appreciate hallucinogens. :)

twofingerswhiskey replied to your post “SO MUCH DEGRASSED, THEY COULD CALL YOU DEGRASSI. okay there's my joke...”

The show is actually super popular, everyone I know has at least heard of it - it's been around for more than two generations, so I mean, yeah :D

Two generations? Really? I thought it was just a 90s thing. But then, I haven’t really watched TV since the early 90s, so there’s that. :) Anyway, I know the name of the show, but I know nothing about it other than that, since I never watched it. Seemed like it was aimed at a demographic that...isn’t me. :) My kids, maybe, but not me.

immerso-sims replied to your photoset “Annnnnd the younger daughter, Samantha. ”

Goopy and Sandy's genes still going strong!

They are! Goopy’s nose seems to override Sandy’s, but Sandy’s lips and jawline seem to override Goopy’s, so it all comes out even. 

immerso-sims replied to your photo “Heeeey, Cherry! I totally just knocked up your daughter, man. It was...”

I am laughing way too hard at this :D

Yeah, I think Sam is pretty much the most amusing Sim I’ve had in my game, ever, and he’s not even a playable. And really, I kinda hope he never becomes playable because then he’d probably become all boringly domesticated. It’s just, as an ex-llama-mascot, he’s freakin’ everywhere, and he’s apparently in a sort of eternally-adolescent hormonal overdrive. Don “Lothario” is a total amateur compared to this guy. Some folks will probably dislike him for that (and perhaps will dislike me “glorifying” or approving of his behavior or whatever), but I take this game not-seriously-at-all, and I have never had a Sim who’s made me laugh so much, sometimes in exasperation but also because he just does goofy things. I’ve had ex-llamas in my game before, but they’ve not been nearly so entertaining.

[prettiestsupersoldier]

Can I be him?

I have not stopped playing Breath of the wild since the last time I posted a thing. So here is some solid trash. as always I’m fucking shit at writing.

Hozier Like real people do,

112 Peaches and Cream

James Arthur Can I be him.

After all that had happened in Wakanda the team had decided there needed to be team days solely dedicated to bring them all back together again,  and it was Sam’s turn to pick what they did that weekend.

So that’s how Bucky found himself sitting in a karaoke bar in between Clint and Steve listening to them bicker over what song they would sing together.

There were too many people trapped in the tiny bar for him to be comfortable, and with that came the yelling over the already loud singers on stage. He was having the worst time, and wanted nothing more than to be back at the fairly quiet tower.

Then one of the most beautiful people he’d ever laid his eyes on had taken the stage and he couldn’t care less about the discussion that was going on besides him. He was totally enamored with the girl on stage. The way she adjusted the Mic in front of her face, the way she smoothed out her hair and skirt, the way she licked her plump lips before she finally grabbed the Mic and began to sing.

“I had a thought, dear however scary, about that night, the bugs and the dirt, why were you digging? what did you bury, before those hands pulled me from the earth?”

Bucky obviously didn’t know the song it wasn’t one that had been forced upon him by Sam and Natasha and it clearly wasn’t from the 20’s. But he felt like he knew it. He felt like it was meant for him. It felt like she was singing to him. He listened intently to the way the words rolled off her tongue.

“I will not ask you where you came from, I will not ask and neither should you, Honey just put your sweet lips on my lips and we should just kiss like real people do.”

He watched the way she gently swayed on the stage, and tried not to pay attention to the fact that the once way too loud bar had gone to gentle mumbles since she had taken the stage.

“I knew that look dear, eyes always seeking, was there in someone that dug long ago. So I will not ask you why you were creeping in some sad way I already know.”

He was absolutely lost in her. Lost in the way she sang the words that seemed to speak to him. Lost in the way her eyes looked between the few tables in the small bar smiling just so at the people focused on her.

He looked away from her on the stage, instead looking at the people in the bar looking up at her. Some people were staring adoringly towards her, some mouth the words back at her and some others listened to the lyrics and shared kisses with people he could only assume was their significant other.

Then there was Sam. He’s looking at her like she has his entire world in her hands. He wonders briefly if that’s why he insisted on coming here.

“She’s really good.” Says Natasha as she sips from the drink in front of her.

“She is isn’t she?” and Sam doesn’t take his eyes off her once when he replies.

“So whats her name?” Tony asks him.

At that he turns to look at his group of friends.

“I .. Uh I don’t know actually.”

Bucky is still watching her as she sings but his ears have focused in on the conversation around him.

“What do you mean?” Steve asks.

“I came here a few weeks ago and she was here. I was too scared to talk to her that day so I came back the next week and she was here again but before I could go and talk to her I got called in for a mission.”

“So you came back again becau-” Clint gets cut off before he even finishes his sentence.

“Third time’s the charm.” He said and even though Bucky wasn’t looking at him he could hear the smile on his face.

“Move punk, I have to go pee.” He didn’t know why he was annoyed at Sam, but he was and he needed a break from being around him for just a few minutes.

Once he came out no less than 5 minutes later he needed something to drink, maybe one of those crazy colorful flashing drinks Clint had. So he made his way over to the bar but stopped dead in his tracks when he looked up.

Sam was standing on stage dancing as a song Bucky vaguely recognized played.

She was sitting down on a stool, an auburn colored drink in her hand as she looked forward at Sam. He watched as she laughed at the way Sam danced to the song. Her eyes crinkled at the edges as she sang along.

“Let me tell you what I wanna do Let me show you that I’m feelin’ you Wanna freak, wanna ride with you Wanna taste, wanna put my lips all over you Can’t get enough of you Always taken of you So sweet, I can’t forget So good, girl you make me sweat Girl I’m talkin’ ‘bout”

The loud roar of the rest of the room drew him back.

“Peaches and cream!”

He kept his eyes on her as she swayed just so with the beat. Her eyes on the stage and her lips mouthing along to the rest of the words.

Bucky laid his head on the cool marble of the kitchen counter. Every day that went by he found himself liking you more and more and it was starting to be a problem. Of course he would never do anything about his feelings because, as much as he hated Sam, he was his friend and he was happy with you and you seemed happy with Sam. But damn was he miserable watching you two every damn day. The soft kisses and looks,the constant giggles that came from Sam’s room whenever you stayed over. It was agonizing.

“Fuck.”

“Bucky?” Your voice sounded from behind him and his head shot up.

“Hey doll, I didn’t know you were here?” He puts on the smile that he reserves only for you.

“I just got here actually. You hungry, I brought donuts? I even got your apple fritter.” You smile back at him as you reach to hand him his fritter.

“Thanks.” He takes it easily. They, by far, aren’t his favorite but you always make a special note to get him one. So he eats them.

“Are you going to karaoke with us tonight?” You put the box down next to him knowing full well before he leaves he’s going to grab a maple bar.

“I didn’t know it was karaoke night?” He doesn’t look up at you. He doesn’t need to, if you’re here that means you’re dressed up and you look amazing. He can’t handle that today.

“I didn’t either but Sam and Steve wanted to go really bad tonight so I guess we are.”

“Well I guess it’s karaoke night.” He said bitterly as he finished off his doughnut and goes for his actually favorite mable one. He tried not to look angry as he got up from his seat.

This time he wasn’t stuck sitting between Clint and Steve which was bittersweet. Instead he sat between Steve and You. He cursed every name he’s ever heard Thor say for this situation.

You tried to make conversation with Bucky, even with Sam wrapped around you like a scarf. But it was hard, he barely gave you anything tonight, one word answers and slow head nods. It was weird and it made you feel bad.

“Are you mad at me?” you didn’t look up at to focused on the tiny straw in front of you.

“What? Of course not.” He tried to laugh at the end of his sentence but it felt forced to himself.

“I’m just a little a nervous.” He added at the end.

“Are you gonna sing?” It was whispered between the two of you

He only shrugged his shoulders at you. “Haven’t decided yet.”

“You should! I bet you have a song that you could kill if you wanted to.”

“I don’t know about that doll. I ain’t the singing type.” He looked towards the stage at the person who was currently singing. Eyes closed, voice cracking at every other word, face content in every way.

“If you’re still nervous just look at everyone who has sung tonight. There is nothing to lose really.”

The way you smiled at him made him feel confident and ready to take on the world. He didn’t care if he made a complete idiot of himself when you smiled at him like that. If it meant that he made you happy in someway even if it meant he would embarrass himself he would do it a thousand times.

“Move punk.” 

“Are you going to the bathroom? I’ll go to.” Steve replied ad he got up from the seat for Bucky to slide out

“I’m not going to the bathroom. Now move punk.” You watched as Bucky made his way over to the side of the stage and talk to a very short man.

Bucky knew when he got on stage they would stare at him. He didn’t sing when they did karaoke ever. Not when Steve had begged him to after he found one of his favorite songs from the 30’s. Not when Natasha had threatened him with physically harm. Not ever. But he was going to sing now.

“You walked into the room and now my heart has been stolen. You took me back in time to when I was unbroken. Now you’re all I want and I knew it from the very first moment. ‘Cause a light came on when I heard that song and I want you to sing it again.”

He tried not to look at the table where his friends were sitting knowing that they would all be looking. Knowing that you would be looking that scared him. What if you looked at him and knew he was singing to you? What if Sam knew he was singing to you? So he closed his eyes and forced himself not to think about the eyes boring into him. He had to finish the song.

“I swear that every word you sing, you wrote them for me. Like it was a private show, but I know you never saw me. When the lights come on and I’m on my own will you be there to sing it again? Could I be the one you talk about in all your stories,”

He let his eyes flutter open for just a few seconds to look back at his friends. Steve had a curious look on his face, and he knew Steve would want to talk. Wanda had an almost sad knowing smile on her face. Sam wasn’t even looking up at the stage to focused on the side of your face. But you, you were looking directly at Bucky. It made his heart flutter just a second before he remembered you weren’t his and you would probably never be. Remember that no matter how much time you spend together at the end of the day you would go up to Sam’s floor and sleep in his bed and not Bucky’s.

“Can I be him?”

[samraclaus]

Do them all you know you want to

Woah you got me 😵 “200 things you can put in my ask 
200: My crush’s name is: I can’t believe how nosy you are but I’m saying Ezra Miller for this cause you know, I’m not lying 
199: I was born in: Bosnia!!
198: I am really: weird
197: My cellphone company is: T-Mobile 🙄
196: My eye color is: brown
195: My shoe size is: 8-9
194: My ring size is: uhhh it probably like 6 or a little less??
193: My height is: about 5'6
192: I am allergic to: grass :(
191: My 1st car was: no car yet 
190: My 1st job was: chuckecheese :))
189: Last book you read: cellist of Sarajevo 
188: My bed is: comfy as heck 
187: My pet: my best friend
186: My best friend: is beautiful!!
185: My favorite shampoo is: probably Pantene 
184: Xbox or ps3: PS3??
183: Piggy banks are: cute
182: In my pockets: I’m wearing boxer briefs rn lmao 
181: On my calendar: guineas 
180: Marriage is: pretty cool 
179: Spongebob can: always cheer me up 
178: My mom: is amazing I love her 
177: The last three songs I bought were? I never buy songs lol 
176: Last YouTube video watched: uhhhh probably a makeup tutorial 
175: How many cousins do you have? One first cousin so that’s all I count 
174: Do you have any siblings? Just one!! Nanners :B
173: Are your parents divorced? Nooooo
172: Are you taller than your mom? She’s a tiny bit taller 
171: Do you play an instrument? I’ve played the piano, the violin, and the cello lmao 
170: What did you do yesterday? Hmmm I was very sad and didn’t do anything 
[ I Believe In ]
169: Love at first sight: not for me, I need to get to know someone but maybe for others!
168: Luck: kinda 
167: Fate: maybe 
166: Yourself: no lol 
165: Aliens: YES
164: Heaven: Its a nice thought but probably too good to be true 
163: Hell: I hope it’s not real 
162: God: eh depends. I only use god when I really need him. Which is bad I know 
161: Horoscopes: yes sadly lmao 
160: Soul mates: yeah! Platonic and romantic 
159: Ghosts: yes
158: Gay Marriage: YES!!
157: War: I hate war 
156: Orbs: yeah 
155: Magic: eh 
[ This or That ]
154: Hugs or Kisses: hugs
153: Drunk or High: high 
152: Phone or Online: phone 
151: Red heads or Black haired: black haired!!!
150: Blondes or Brunettes: brunettes 
149: Hot or cold: depends. I like in the middle tbh 
148: Summer or winter: in the middle usually 
147: Autumn or Spring: ugh hard question. Probably autumn 
146: Chocolate or vanilla: chocolate
145: Night or Day: night 
144: Oranges or Apples: oranges 
143: Curly or Straight hair: curly 
142: McDonalds or Burger King: McDonald’s 
141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate: white!!
140: Mac or PC: mac
139: Flip flops or high heals: neither but high heels I guess
138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor: sweet and poor 
137: Coke or Pepsi: Pepsi
136: Hillary or Obama: Obama!!
135: Burried or cremated: I’m afraid of both tbh
134: Singing or Dancing: singing
133: Coach or Chanel: Chanel 
132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks: Taylor hicks?? 
131: Small town or Big city: small town 
130: Wal-Mart or Target: target 
129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler: uhhh Ben stiller definitely 
128: Manicure or Pedicure: manicure I hate feet 
127: East Coast or West Coast: east 
126: Your Birthday or Christmas: I don’t celebrate Christmas so I guess my birthday 
125: Chocolate or Flowers: chocolate definitely 
124: Disney or Six Flags: Disney 
123: Yankees or Red Sox: I don’t care for either 
[ Here’s What I Think About ]
122: War: awful 
121: George Bush: bye 
120: Gay Marriage: GREAT 
119: The presidential election: frustrating 
118: Abortion: your body your choice!!
117: MySpace: never had one but such a meme now
116: Reality TV: sadly entertaining 
115: Parents: love them 
114: Back stabbers: bye 
113: Ebay: nice 
112: Facebook: only occasionally entertaining. Good for looking at memories 
111: Work: miss having a job 
110: My Neighbors: weird 
109: Gas Prices: okay for now 
108: Designer Clothes: too expensive 
107: College: also too expensive and scary 
106: Sports: only like soccer and like badminton lmao 
105: My family: great 
104: The future: probably awful 
[ Last time I ]
103: Hugged someone: tonight when I hugged my mom cause we cried 
102: Last time you ate: around 7
101: Saw someone I haven’t seen in awhile: tonight at the cafe. It was some random Bosnian man but still 
100: Cried in front of someone: tonight 
99: Went to a movie theater: wow it’s been a while I don’t remember 
98: Took a vacation: very long time ago but probably gatlinburg a couple summers ago 
97: Swam in a pool: a few month ago 
96: Changed a diaper: never 
95: Got my nails done: never 
94: Went to a wedding: I was 6 and it was my aunts wedding 
93: Broke a bone: I was probably like 8-9. I broke my arm riding my razor scooter 
92: Got a peircing: a long time ago. Only my ears 
91: Broke the law: only a few days ago 
90: Texted: half an hour ago 
[ MISC ]
89: Who makes you laugh the most: Nichole or my dad 
88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is: the comfort/familiarity of being around my family and my room 
87: The last movie I saw: uhhhh I can’t remember tbh 
86: The thing that I’m looking forward to the most: moving in a few days!! 
85: The thing im not looking forward to: going back to college 
84: People call me: samronis
83: The most difficult thing to do is: get up and do anything lmao 
82: I have gotten a speeding ticket: never 
81: My zodiac sign is: taurus
80: The first person i talked to today was: sultana
79: First time you had a crush: I was at a friend’s birthday party. I was probably like 6 but I didn’t even know his name and he was a little older than me and wearing all black so I thought he was the coolest person ever. We played tag and I remember looking up at him cause he was at the top of the stairs. I still wonder who he was.
78: The one person who i can’t hide things from: I can hide things from everyone 
77: Last time someone said something you were thinking: yesterday when erin and I said the exact same thing at the same time lmao 
76: Right now I am talking to: nobody 
75: What are you going to do when you grow up: I guess be a teacher idk 
74: I have/will get a job: hopefully next semester 
73: Tomorrow: nothing new 
72: Today: what 
71: Next Summer: ???
70: Next Weekend: ???
69: I have these pets: guineas 
68: The worst sound in the world: really loud sounds. They scare me so much 
67: The person that makes me cry the most is:
66: People that make you happy: my family, my friends, my guineas 
65: Last time I cried: tonight 
64: My friends are: wonderful 
63: My computer is: new but I never use it 
62: My School: is great tbh 
61: My Car: don’t have one 
60: I lose all respect for people who: don’t respect my boundaries 
59: The movie I cried at was: don’t remember 
58: Your hair color is: blonde currently but very dark naturally 
57: TV shows you watch: PLL, TWD, always rewatching Lost 
56: Favorite web site: idk Tumblr 
55: Your dream vacation: Italy!! 
54: The worst pain I was ever in was: when I was getting my hair bleached once a couple years ago 
53: How do you like your steak cooked: grew up on well done but I’ve seen the light and I love medium well now 
52: My room is: very messy rn 
51: My favorite celebrity is: lily Collins!!
50: Where would you like to be: my new house 
49: Do you want children: yes!
48: Ever been in love: I have no idea 
47: Who’s your best friend: I have more than one but erin is my main bro 
46: More guy friends or girl friends: girl 
45: One thing that makes you feel great is: being around people I love 
44: One person that you wish you could see right now: Tea
43: Do you have a 5 year plan: nope :))
42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die: not yet but I have some in my head 
41: Have you pre-named your children: yes, I want a girl named Maya
40: Last person I got mad at: probably my mom 
39: I would like to move to: Italy 
38: I wish I was a professional: singer (I would never stop singing)
[ My Favorites ]
37: Candy: kit Kats probably 
36: Vehicle: fiat
35: President: Obama 
34: State visited: I haven’t been like anywhere but South Carolina is the only one I can think of 
33: Cellphone provider: only experienced one 
32: Athlete: I don’t think I even have one but Messi used to be my fave 
31: Actor: Ezra Miller
30: Actress: Lily Collins
29: Singer: probably Ed Sheeran, he calms me 
28: Band: jobros 😈
27: Clothing store: h&m??
26: Grocery store: Kroger 
25: TV show: Lost 
24: Movie: Les Mis, Sing Street, Princess Diaries 2, Chocolat
23: Website: Peach&Lily or Tumblr??
22: Animal: guineas!!
21: Theme park: uhhh idk I’ve only been to Disney world 
20: Holiday: New Years 
19: Sport to watch: soccer
18: Sport to play: badminton or soccer 
17: Magazine: don’t have one 
16: Book: hmm wow I need to read more :) 
15: Day of the week: Saturday 
14: Beach: the Adriatic Sea in Croatia 
13: Concert attended: I only really like music festivals 
12: Thing to cook: desserts
11: Food: sirnica tbh 
10: Restaurant: probably Sapporo
9: Radio station: ???
8: Yankee candle scent: candles are expensive so idk
7: Perfume: dolce&gabanna light blue 
6: Flower: rose!!
5: Color: green!!
4: Talk show host: I have no idea 
3: Comedian: ??
2: Dog breed: corgi!!
1: did you answer all these truthfully ?” Yes I think so