#pearl joel

[arty-e]

Pearl Joel having a wonderful time on Earth

Corruption on the fingers are based off his last life red skin where he had ‘blood magic’ fingers

Joel design and au by @chrisrin

Backgrounds from Steven universe

[aokoshidsu]

[nezhanetwork]

all the words i couldn't say to you, oh, the damage i have wrought

[rambles-about-minecraft-ocs]

<GeminiTay> I woke up in pearls bed LOL <impulseSV> whoa! <Smallishbeans> LOL

dont mind me, im just purposefully removing context from hermitchat for my own amusement-

(source is impulse's season 10 episode 11, at 00:37)

[shepscapades]

I promise I had wanted to do doodles from more than Just Bdubs’ pov but I was immediately put into a chokehold by this man’s despair and hysteria over this house and I ended up with one million bdubs doodles instead DFBJDFGHK

(Featuring a little bonus dbhc version of one of the early caving moments!!)

[justl-12]

Never knew i needed a pearl and lizzie duo until now

I hope there will be more of these two

[fagm77]

hermit tumblr posts for season 10!

[katiky-png]

has this been done

[clover-doodles]

If Double Life was a Musical

the sequel of a sequel

( it’s funny the shortest of the life series last the longest one so far )

← previous

[codgod]

finally finished this thing o7 love being months late to a trend lol but hey i got all my designs for everyone down now so i can be more consistent with them in the future jhvsj

since it got covered by mumbo’s hair, the template is by @/xmaruu11 👍

[kamisden]

omg mounders designs they've been on my mind...

they're now all antcoded..... (also moon and stars...)

i didn't do much research but if anyone asks, mumbo -> common black ant, bdubs -> fire ant, pearl -> pale ant, joel -> green tree ant

shout out to these tags,,, absolute genius

[arty-e]

Unsure if there is already a fusion between Pearl Joel and Aquamarine Grian but in honour of SnifferMyFeet I’ve made one

Dioptase is a murder hobo cause both Grian and Joel are a little unhinge but become more unhinged when they team up

Gemcyt au belong to @/chrisrin

[absurdist-pink]

Both are correct in my opinion.

[bad-traffic-smp-ideas]

Third Life, but everyone has their own personalised rule to torture them specifically that the other players do not know.

The boogeyman system exists, but BigB is the boogeyman every session unless he is red. If there is more than 1 boogey, Scott has a 3x likelihood to be picked, but only after session 3. Joel is never a boogey, and cannot purposefully kill even when red.

Grian cannot purposefully kill any red names, not even in self defense, unless there are only 2 players left.

Jimmy is an exception because he thinks he has no rule, but he actually starts with only 2 lives. He is green on 2 and yellow on 1. The other players know this, and are not allowed to tell him.

Pearl cannot be more than 20 blocks away from another player, both vertically and horizontally, or she starts to take damage

Tango takes double damage to non-PvP sources.

Etho takes all the damage he recieved in each session in bulk at the end of the session.

After session 1 Scar takes constant damage if he is not wearing a full set of armour. He is the only player allowed to wear a helmet.

All damage Martyn does or takes is random, because he's bad at maths.

Cleo and Ren are soulmates and if they ever say something that could be interpreted as an innuendo while in the prescense of the other they instantly lose a life.

Skizz fully dies 1 minute after the person who fully died second dies, unless someone else fully dies in that period.

Impulse takes double damage to everything when there are less than 8 players left and 4x damage to everything when there are less than 4

Bdubs must act serious and gritty at all times. There is no punishment for failing this, but he is told there is.

Every session, Mumbo has a 50% chance to be the Boogie Man. He is not allowed to kill for the entire session not even in self-defense or if he is a red name. He must also inform at least 5 people, including Grian, that he is the Boogie Man by 1 hour 30 minutes into the session or an end crystal explosion will trigger on him.

Every 30 minutes, Lizzie has a 33% chance to be instantly teleported to Joel's location.

Anon I want you to know... that I love you.

Okay but this is LITERALLY one of my new favorite asks. It's so thorough and perfect?? For everyone?? Like hello??!?

[hermitcraftx]

joel, learning how to work the mail box: lets say i just choose a stamp at random, so its random- etho, for example has just popped up, somehow, don't know how that's happened-

pearl: i wonder how, huh

joel: so i put my stamp for etho in there, and then i write-

pearl, overlapping: and then you send off your package!

joel: but do i- do i write something in the package? like- should i write something in this book? what should i write in this book, pearl, what do i write to etho?

pearl: don't ask me! send him a love letter i guess, neck kisses or something, you know?

joel: NO- no, no, i don't do neck kisses-

...... i'm going insane.... someone has to make a joel sending etho love letters au now please please please plea

[dead-sp1der]

I think these are accurate

I'm probably gonna do Bdubs, Joel and Gem later, but for now take this graph

Some things to note:

I do not want the Hermits to be aware of this graph, because while making it I realized I would hate to see this if I were a Hermit. I made this for my own data-driven curiousity only

I am a human so I there is a chance that I missed 1 or 2 names somewhere along the line. I will reblog this with the raw data for if anyone wants to check my measurements

Bdubs, Tango and Gem are the top 3 most frequent mentioned Hermits in Etho's videos, do with that information what you will

Bdubs is the only hermit Etho has mentioned every single video, for some reason, what is wrong with him

Stress and Zedaph are (afaik) the only Hermits who's names are never said by Etho, but they do both appear and talk in his videos