FUCK 🖕 YOU 🫵 AND ➕ FUCK🖕YOUR 🫵 TRAIN 🚊 FRIDAY 📆
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I wanna go home*
*an Ancient cityship located deep in the Pegasus galaxy that may or may not be sentient
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in the polycule bed straight up "jorkin' it". and by it. let's just say. your peanits
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that’s cool and all but she let me hit cause of my whimsical demeanor and extensive jacket collection
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flirtmaxxing today
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Tonight's episode demonstrates how in dnd you can experience the wildest fantasy scenarios, like taking your friends to meet your family and the place you grew up and having it be a wholesome experience
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“Why so balls?”
-The Juggler
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dude if he was real I'd have him gasping & coughing
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if karl marx sees his shadow on labour day then capitalism lasts for another 6 weeks
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carlos voice shawty kinda foreboding with it!!
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here we go, saying it louder.
sentient!Atlantis is just the sci-fi version of Casita from Encanto
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no offense but you guys need to learn the difference between someone implying their experience is universal and a post simply just not being about you
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"this is a universal queer experience"
>ask if it's universal or white
>they don't understand
>I pull out a diagram explaining what is universal and what is white
>they laugh and say "It's a good experience sir"
>I'm a native american trans woman
>Experience is white
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pillowfighters these days have it so easy with their padded rooms and safety goggles back in my day we ragdolled cousin Sara into the corner of the nightstand busting her face open and making her bleed out forever altering the extended family hierarchy
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i’ve begun saying people “obviously aren’t in a romantic relationship, they have something deeper and more intimate going on” as this seems to confuse and upset alloromantics
(ID: a banner with text over the aro flag. the text says: i don't care about blorbotags go wild but this post is about hating the hierarchial system of relationships & if you're mad about it you're probably been poisoned by ace discourse brainworms. and are also proving my point. /end ID)
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she grill on my cheese til i wahoo
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