#penelope lemon

[jellyfrog]

SCENARIO: NO SKILLS, NO PROBLEM !

Penelope Lemon cannot seem to ever get more skillful at... well, anything! It's made everything more difficult, from interpersonal relationships to holding a steady job, and, as a result, they've had to become quite resourceful, figuring out ways to work harder or smarter than everyone else. Can this unskilled Sim figure out how to hack life and earn some sweet Simoleons?

PENELOPE LEMON ; foodie, loves the outdoors, romantic

[pixelz-but-with-uh-z]

SUMMONING ALL:

undertale, deltarune, osc, gregor the overlander, omori, oneshot ( the game ), jack stauber, cavetown, penelope scott, lemon demon, stupendium, hollow knight

FANS.

[brfran]

SOMEONE PLEASE DO THIS THING I MADE.

he's your average middle aged man

[slinkysolinsky]

[the bands for those who don't know:] top left: Tally Hall top right: Lemon Demon bottom left: Will Wood bottom right: Penelope Scott

[who-are-you-alex]

choose one to live

[cryptid-catnip]

I love you weird music

I love you tallyhall

I love you Lemon Demon

I love you Penelope Scott

I love you MGMT

Edit: I love you Miracle Musical

[star-mum]

CM Attraction Venn Diagram

[p0ssumlord]

Me: Yes ofc I’m not mentally ill I’m perfectly fine Also me: *listens to Jack Stauber, Bo Burnham, Penelope Scott, Madilyn Mei, TX2, Marina, Melanie Martinez, & Lemon demon”

[artemis-moon101]

Sharing my playlists because I'm a little bitch

THE ALL TIMES All my music playlists combined, updated often

The Bad Times Where I put the vent/triggering songs. Possible triggers include suicide, self harm and a few more. Be sure to look at the lyrics before listening.

The Cryptid Times Used to be The Ghost Times, but I separated it into two playlists, an upbeat version of feeling inherently inhuman and a downbeat version. This is the upbeat version

REMEMBER! REALITY IS AN ILLUSION, THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM, BUY GOLD BYE! A combo of Cryptid Times and Ghost Times for when I can't decide. Title is my favorite quote from Bill Cypher because he is both a ghost and a cryptid, is he not?

The Good Times First big playlist I created, used to be called the The Good Stuff. Basically all times but without vent/triggering songs

The Chill Times Made earlier today, still being updated. Suggestions?

The Ghost Times The downbeat version of feeling inherently inhuman. Also some songs that feel like being dead, dying, or just ghostly feelings

[lemonduckisnowawake]

The bad thing about being a random medias lover but also being someone who studied lit and/or classics for 8 years is that I LOVE Epic the Musical so much (unironically) but am Pained by the reinterpretation of Odysseus' character in an attempt to character drive his epic.

Like obviously, it's not going to follow the OG story and themes perfectly and Jay's been clear on that. But also, I keep seeing so much missed opportunities to throw in some Golden Age of Athens philosophies (though I know the epics obviously happened way before) into the story or Missed Themes of the original epic that I know aren't the POINT of the musical but....

Anyway, what I am saying is that calling Epic the Musical an adaptation of the Odyssey PAINS ME as a literature student but makes me VERY happy as just a literature enjoyer

[solaris-seraphim]

I love songs that are about things that may seem small to other people but are a big deal to me.

“I had to kill a mouse!😭😭😭!!!!! THIS IS A TRAGEDY!!!! HE DESERVES A EULOGY”

“HOW DARE YOU SAY MY MUSIC IS A “CABARET” forget about the cheating how dare you attack my music”

“I just really really like jaws this one isn’t a metaphor”

“Messes are really hard to clean up LIKE THE NEVER ENDING ENTROPY OF LIFE”

“I just really like Bill Waterson THIS ONE IS A METAPHOR”

“That older woman is writing an email AND I LOVE READING EMAILS THE TEA!!!!!”

“I have insomnia”

“Acting feminine does not make me gay!”

“Acting feminine does not make me trans!”

Bonus points if you know the songs

[jellyfrog]

slowly turning her lily garden into dragon fruit

[sea-owl]

Ya'll can blame my best friend for this. I wasn't even gonna originally post this, I just wanted to practice writing smut. He's a bad influence.

Warning: Church smut

AO3: Link

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Colin tore open the letter.

"Oh my god," Colin said, falling into the pew. "Oh my god."

Damn! Damn, damn, damn, damn! Penelope's mind raced. Colin knew she was Lady Whistledown now, the secret she has safely guarded from the families of the ton since her debut.

What was she to do? What was she to do? She couldn't count on him being quiet, couldn't rely on their friendship. He had just proven she couldn't when she begged him not to read her private correspondence and he tore it open anyway. For what reason Penelope couldn't fathom.

This is a completely different Colin than the one who was kind enough to allow her to kiss him-

Penelope's thoughts drifted back to something Gen once told her.

There is little that a man won't do if it earns him the pleasure of a woman's body.

Well Colin seemed at least somewhat attracted to her body if how tight he held her during their kiss in the drawing room said anything. She's also doomed to be a spinster according the whispers of others, so there's no one keeping track of what she does like they do the young debutantes. At the very least she could try it to get her letter back.

Taking advantage of his already seated position Penelope came closer. Her hands reached out to cradle his face while her thumbs the traced along his cheekbones.

"Penelope-!"

Penelope crashed her lips onto Colin's.

Colin was stiff underneath her.

Please work, please work. Penelope never needed such a crazy plan to work like this one now.

Colin's hands, which were by his side, found their way to her hips. Then it was as if Penelope had awoken a beast, she found herself being yanked forward on his lap, her legs on either side of his hips.

Colin's tongue licked at her lips. Penelope granted him access and Colin wasted no time in exploring her mouth. His tongue pursuing her own. Penelope's hands went from cradling his face to running through his hair. Colin's hands traveled as well, one seemed to pull up her skirts, while the other tried to pull down her bodice.

"Colin," Penelope gasped, breaking the kiss. She rose up on her knees to help assist him in his mission to bunch up her skirts.

At the lose of her lips Colin started tracing the curve of her neck with open mouth kisses. Nipping and sucking at her pulse point.

"Penelope," Colin moaned. "Oh Penelope."

"Colin," Penelope moaned.

Penelope glanced down; her letter now laid forgotten about a foot away. She could grab it now and run; he would have no proof she was Lady Whistledown without that letter. But . . . Penelope found she did not want to leave her current position. She may be committing a sin at this very moment, but she found it felt too good stop. Besides, there was a confession box somewhere in the church if she felt the need to ask for forgiveness later.

Penelope was taken out of her thoughts when Colin pulled her hips back down. This time her skirts were no longer in the way as her sex rubbed against Colin's freed erection. Penelope wrapped her arms around his neck for support.

"Oh!" Penelope moaned. "Oh god!" She began to rock her hips against his, creating that delicious friction that had both of them moaning.

Colin brought Penelope's hips back up only bring them back down. This time slowly entering her until their hips met. Penelope has never felt this full before, this was not like when she used her hand in the past. Using the hands on her hips Colin guided Penelope in a movement that had them both moaning.

"Oh god," Colin growled, his voice vibrating against her throat. "You're so wet. You feel like heaven."

Colin's mouth had left her neck and now sucked on her breasts that he had freed from her bodice. Licking and nipping until her nipples were hard. Sucking marks on each one.

Colin's hips rose, meeting Penelope's and somehow sinking even deeper into her. He found that one spot that was guaranteed to make Penelope scream.

Penelope's moans grew louder and louder. No doubt both heaven and hell alike could hear her.

"Penelope, Penelope," Colin whispered her name like a prayer.

The pressure inside of her kept building up and up. When Penelope felt like she couldn't take it anymore she fell over the edge into ecstasy. She could feel herself clench around him right before he himself came inside her.

She'll have to talk to Gen about getting some of those special herbs, and where to find a supplier if her plan moves forward.

Colin rested against the pew, catching his breathe. He stared up at her with a blissful smile on his face. Using the momentary rest Penelope pulled up her bodice and rose on her knees, that wonderful feeling of fullness disappearing. She leaned closer to whisper in Colin's ear. "I have an offer for you."

Before Colin could say anything, Penelope hopped off his lap, snatched her letter, and ran for the door.

"Penelope!"

Her hack was gone, but that was okay, she was going to tell him to leave anyway. Colin's carriage, the one she was looking for instead, was still in front of the church. Perfect.

Penelope climbed inside, folding her letter and stuffing it into her bodice. Colin came scrambling in after her not long after. Still closing the door Colin knocked on the roof signaling the driver to go.

Once they were moving Penelope began speaking before she could lose her nerves.

"I have an offer for you."

Colin narrowed his eyes. He opened his mouth to speak but Penelope continued on. She knew if she allowed him to say anything before her she would not be able to bring herself to say it.

"Keep my identity as Lady Whisteldown a secret, and I will be your mistress."

Please take the offer, please take it.

Penelope stuck out her hand. "Do we have a deal?"

Colin only stared at her. His eyes taking in her form like it's the first time he's ever seen her. After what felt like an eternity he took her hand, only to pull her in his lap once more.

"Deal," Colin said, sealing his lips over her's.

[static-scribblez]

so because of will wood's music getting deleted and then reuploaded on youtube, my main playlist got messed up and i had to add a lot of his songs back onto my playlist, and then i kinda realised how messy my playlist was so i decided to completely reorganise it and tidy it up

so uhhh yeah, rate my playlist, i guess, idk

[vinecovered-mech]

androgynous/enby loser playlist starter pack:

sushi soucy

adventure time/steven universe

sodikken

will wood

penelope scott

lemon demon

jack stauber

[sheinthatfandom]

Saw another post about it and didn’t know if it would be okay to add my own so here’s my 4 fave cakes in AEW

Absolute Ricky starks

Mjf

Jon moxley

Credit X

And Penelope ford