#people's property

[subbwoofer]

Happy birthday Qin Lan👑🎂🎊

[communistkenobi]

whenever right wing people talk about “parental rights” they are talking about property rights. they are arguing for further political and legal enshrinement of their children as their literal actual property

[possessedpasm]

"Television: it never lies. It never dies. AND IT KNOWS EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW."

[Retro commission for @modmad ]

You can read the comic here!

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

Chongqing residents: how long it takes to walk from the doorstep of your condo to the entrance and exit of your xiaoqu/neiborhood and get yourself stand on the street

[tiggerriot]

simon “went through a paper shredder six or seven times” “ghost” riley

took notes, made some changes, here’s where we ended up, thoughts?

[rollercoasterwords]

i hate u female rage i hate u divine feminine i hate u female gaze i hate u feminine energy i hate u gender essentialism poorly repackaged as progressive or revolutionary or in any way subversive....

[morganbritton132]

Eddie posts a Tiktok that’s just a shot of Steve standing at their front door talking with someone you can’t see. You can hear Steve say, “Disrespectfully, Dan. I’m not doing to do that and if you ask me again, i’m going to walk across the street into your driveway, and then I’m going to break my own leg, and then I’m going to call my lawyer and sue you for all your worth. Get off my property.”

The caption says, ‘my husband is a bitch and I love him so much.’

[lazycranberrydoodles]

everybody go home. this is my magnum opus

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

i think it would be funny if people occasionally arose from the dead. like if that was a real-life one-in-a-million but well-documented Thing That Sometimes Happens, and the entire legal system around death (laws on inheritance & marriage & murder etc) had to include caveats for the unlikely-but-scientifically-possible event that the dead person in question might spontaneously self-resurrect, even years or decades after death. it would raise so many inconvenient and absurd possibilities

[hedgehog-moss]

I love the calzone post because the first 80% I was like "This is a bit intense, but perhaps they just live a different life than I do" and then you said 'vraiment' and I was like "Ah, French (or perhaps Wallonian)! That makes sense! I now understand the extreme social pressure!"

(btw sorry if you're actually Algerian or Quebecoise or something, I don't know anything else about your blog)

Your ask made me laugh! And I love that you're not the only one—someone else reached the end of that post and went "ah, French, well that explains it"

I thought maybe the sentence "Naturally my first assumption was that [the chef] was judging me for my food order" would make it clear that this was happening in France! I was actually telling a non-French friend the other day (when discussing a piece of US media) how insane it felt to hear a "French" character say "the customer is always right" in a restaurant.

But sometimes the customer gets impromptu catzones and that makes everything worth it <3

[lilyimmsim]

the crows would have absolutely loved monopoly

[mewtwo24]

I love that I finally got to the part where wwx has his first kiss when he was blindfolded, and at first it's all fairly normal--you know. He's like 'no killing intent so I should be okay' and tries to fight out of the person's grip (obviously lwj) as one does.

And then. And then. "Damn, girl seems nervous. Poor thing, cheer up babe your kissing game is great" WWX. CAN WE PLEASE FOCUS.

[boudicca]

comics have been going downhill ever since someone in the late 2000s decided that characters should stop being bitches and obnoxious assholes. peter parker is a nice guy. kate bishop is quirky. modern amadeus cho probably wouldn't even tell reed richards to kill himself. where is the bitchery? the cuntism? these days all we have is scott summers

[mumblesplash]

heartbreaking: this viral post is saying things you completely agree with in the most irritating way possible

[tiggerriot]

thanks for 750 followers???

[gwandas]

Sorry sorry sorry there's actually something very poetic to me about Nesta believing Eris reflects all her negative traits while only the reader knows that he's not as bad as the people around Nesta seem to think he is.