(for context, we need to go up a lighthouse but the keeper wont let us up)
Me, a bard, shouting up at the keeper: RAPUNZEL RAPUNZEL LET DOWN YOUR FUCKING HAIR
*keeper refuses*
Me: I GUESS THE ONLY THING YOU LET DOWN IS YOUR FAMILY
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D&D 5e PC free to a good home: Human Bard, Variant Human build wherein they start with a Feat. The Feat is Magic Initiate into the Warlock class. They got it because they defeated a Devil in a crossroads fiddle duel and, when they refused the golden fiddle prize, knowing it to be a trap, the Devil laughed and offered them a straightforward deal instead: three wishes, with a teaser sample of 2 cantrips + a 1 use/day petty spell, and after the fulfillment of the third wish, their soul will come directly to Hell.
The Bard agreed - they're fine so long as they never use the third wish, right? Heck, they'll just never use any of the wishes, and they can escape this very dangerous conversation with a little magical boost and a great story to tell.
How you play them is entirely up to you, except know that 3 times, you can call upon this Devil for a wish...which will manifest, mechanically, as taking a level in Warlock. For the third wish, they will give you that same golden fiddle, which will act as a Pact of the Blade Pact Weapon, mechanically modified to function primarily as a spellcasting focus rather than a literal weapon.
Your relationship with the Devil is also up to you and the DM. Personally, I'd go for slowburn romance with a College of Creation Bard, to really fascinate a properly Lucifer-coded Devil, fulfilling the final term of the deal by straight-up moving to Hell with your new sugar mommy (after defeating the Big Bad of the campaign, which is what you needed the third wish for). Or the Devil could be the Big Bad of the campaign! Or you can never make a wish and multiclass into Warlock, if you're very strong of will! It's your story to tell.
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I had a post a while ago about making sure your dnd character WANTS to be an adventurer a while ago, something else I’ve been thinking about is the importance of making a dnd character that WANTS to be in a group and have some sort of relationship with other PCs. the Group Nature of ttrpgs means lone wolves just aren’t feasible. if you really want to play a lone wolf or antisocial character at the beginning then I highly recommend telling your dm and the others players that you plan on forming bonds along the way and growing out of that mindset. otherwise why are you playing dnd, a group activity that involves cooperation and building relationships? Just Write A Book if you don’t wanna be in a group
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(DM finishes a very long prewritten NPC speech detailing the history of the worship of Eilistraee)
Ranger: Uh...[Ranger] wandered off about thirty seconds into that.
Rogue: [Rogue] is paying about as much attention as someone with ADHD can?
Paladin: [Paladin] is listening to be polite.
Barbarian: Well, [Barbarian] is enthralled.
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Interpretation of these four in DoL!!
Quick HC:
Whitney doesn’t wear proper school attire and the teachers stopped bothering him with it because he’ll never listen nor doesn’t mind not being allowed in class
Kylar wears headphones around, not because he’s listening to music but bcs he have a small audio device attached to the PC so he can listen to her/him. He wears proper school attire but usually uses jackets or sweaters above his white polo and red tie
Sydney wears proper school attire, even wears it after school. His choice of clothes are either school fashion or just appropriate attires for church.
Robin also wears proper school attire. His choice of clothes for casual are jackets and checkered polos
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PC and Steam Deck players, it’s time to take to the clouds! 🌥️
✨Sky is coming to Steam on April 10th!✨
With this special milestone comes a bunch of exciting announcements, such as:
🧊 The Companion Cube comes to the event shop
🧣 The Journey Pack will now be available on ALL platforms
💕 Double Hearts
🕯️Treasure Candles Bonanza
🤫 And the moment you’ve all been waiting for…the return of a very special dancing Spirit!
🫂 Last but not least a huge heartfelt thank you to all the PC beta testers and demo players! Your feedback has been incredibly valuable in helping the team get prepared for this moment.
We can’t wait to welcome all the new moths to our Sky family 💝
More information can be found here 👈
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DND Ask Meme but it's random questions I've asked other players apropos of nothing within the last 6 months
Does your PC believe it’s possible to save someone?
What does saving a person involve?
How would your PC describe themselves?
How do they perceive themselves?
What is your PC’s idle animation?
What weather does your PC prefer? Why?
So if your PC had a car what kind of car would it be
How decisive is your PC?
If your PC rolled through a McDonald’s what would they order
How does your PC fidget?
How does your PC show affection?
If your PC had to set up a date, what would they plan for it?
What’s your PCs favorite color
How does your PC feel about white lies?
How does your PC feel about marriage? Weddings?
What scents do you associate with your PC?
What are your PCs favorite fruits (not including gay people)
Where would your PCs fall on the futch scale?
What is your PC’s Pokemon Gym Leader type and Signature Pokemon?
What type of chocolate do they prefer?
What tarot would your PC be?
What is your PC’s #1 personality strength?
What is your PC’s #1 personality flaw?
If your PC found a book that detailed their whole life, from birth to whatever death they’ll have, would they read it and why?
What are your PC’s charm point(s)!
How would your PC answer the trolley problem?
When your PCs hit rock bottom, what do they do?
When your PCs want comfort, what do they seek out?
Please describe your PC’s romantic type
How does your PC flirt?
What’s your favorite part of playing your PC?
How much does your PC think about their actions before they execute them?
How considerate is your PC?
Is your PC an effective communicator? What is their communication style?
If your PC was a dating option in a farming simulator (a la harvest moon or stardew valley), what kind of items would they like?
Your PC meets a trickster being whose face changes to the most beautiful face a person has ever seen. Whose face is your PC seeing?
What flower represents your PC?
How did you choose your PC’s name?
What would your PC put on their pizza?
What are your PC’s eating habits?
Does your PC have a favorite spell, and if so, which?
Who is your PC’s favorite NPC(s) and why?
When your PCs make decisions, who or what are they making those decisions on behalf of?
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