#please be warned

[r0sensfw]

I feel like I should take a step back and actually address my own views and internalized bullshit on Objectum. I am objectum, but I’ve been having a bad habit where other people talking about having sex with objects just makes me cringe or question if they’re mentally ill or have a toxic coping mechanism.

I realize that Objectum, just like otherkin, was such an easy target for cringe culture because it was so easy to justify calling them freaks. I need to let go of that, I need to be okay that people have fucked and do want to fuck inanimate objects and that some people are not people at all.

I’m an objectum deer therian with mega autism and I should learn to love myself

[speakeronthewall]

Kill Me With Kindness by Neesi (me!) | Illustrations by L. K. Hughes

Our Flag Means Death (Ed/Stede, NSFW)

2892 words | single section folio | 18 pages

I wrote this fic last summer, and the first bind pictured here was the second thing I ever typeset, even though I didn't actually bind it until this February.

A lot of things had to happen before I could post these photos: I had to actually finish the bind. I had to receive and include the illustrations in the typeset. I had to actually publish the fic to Ao3. I had to deliver the second bind to said illustrator as a birthday present.

But all of those are complete, so here we are!

This fic is very horny and very sad. It was the only way my brain would let me make them bang, and I had to be in a very specific mindset in order to finish the end of it.

As for the books themselves, the first is following DAS Bookbinding's tutorial on a single section pamphlet bind, whereas the second is more of a hybrid between that method and a standard case binding. Pamphlet binding is fun! I hope to do more soon.

Season 2 soon pls ;A; EDIT: I originally saved a draft of this post to put up when I uploaded the fic to Ao3, did so, and then completely forgot. 🙃 S2 has of course already come and gone and it was fantastic, and I'd love to write something new and less sad but I kind of have no notes and don't feel like I need to add anything, lol...

[sr-sam-bodypillow]

have a fucked up staif idea which was inspired by something i heard Kaif say in a video (tw: gore, i guess this counts as guro, blood, blood as lube (Don’t Do That) uh. non-standard methods of penetration? yyyeaaaah, this is even more fucked up than the yandere Sam headcanons I’m sorry)

so in this au Stan is functionally immortal. he hasn’t been immortal long but the basis is people can’t kill him as he’ll be able to heal and regrow body parts as needed over time, ages slowly or not at all (the only reason he started aging again was because he was SO PISSED OFF at the fact that otherwise he’d have a baby face for the rest of eternity that his body started to age again. king shit )

only one small problem. he’s kinda. cursed. the curse is somewhat like Tomie, in which he tends to drive people he meets into a bloodthirsty rage where all they can think of doing is killing him. of course it doesn’t. kill him. but that tends to destroy most relationships a person has. the curse can only drive a person mad like this once or twice until they’re immune, but it only needs to work once to achieve it’s goal of completely isolating Stan.

until he finds SR. talking to people online completely circumvents his curse, but he still can’t meet them in person without risking it. he ends up giving in and going out for a day, reasoning with himself that just one day surely won’t be long enough to harm anyone. he’s wrong. his isolation has caused his curse to build up, and where it used to take months or weeks it now takes only hours to drive Kaif off the deep end.

it’s not too hard to get Stan alone since he has his guard down, and when he does Kaif wastes no time in breaking his legs and starting to hack away and mutilate him with a cleaver maniacally, licking Stan’s blood off his fingers and biting into him like he’s a chew toy. Kaif’s already a bit of a sadistic bastard but he gets worse with the curse, taking his time to just tenderise Stan and see how he reacts to the excruciating pain. Stan’s actually enjoying it in his own uniquely masochistic way, but he’s not going to admit that out loud lmao.

anyway it gets to the point where Kaif finds himself needing some, uh, friction, so he cuts stan’s head off and starts fucking his decapitated head (this was all inspired by Kaif saying “I’m going to skull fuck you” in an old wow vid)

he’s not aware of the fact that stan is still conscious and able to feel everything he’s doing, the feeling of his cock sliding in and out lubricated by his own blood and Kaif’s spit, twitching inside of his head as Kaif runs his hands through his hair in a strangely gentle move for someone who’s just gruesomely butchered one of their friends, moaning shamelessly.

it feels unfairly good for both of them, Kaif finishing inside of Stan, and Stan ends up becoming severely annoyed that Kaif cut his head off, because it technically removed his dick and now he can’t cum which is honestly so rude

at this point because the curse usually makes people hide the bodies as well, Kaif gets up, only for the curse to instantly fade away because it burnt itself out. a shorter incubation time means it wears off faster… leaving a sane Kaif with Stan’s decapitated body and head that is covered in his own cum. He panics, and then panics some more when Stan’s head starts talking to him.

Stan’s fine he just wants his head back on his body, and after Kaif obliges he ends up letting him uh, ‘torture’ ;) him some more since he didn’t get to cum earlier and he’s a horny bastard

i might write this as a full thing but god I’m so worried I’d gross people out. maybe this one stays in the locked box boss but for now I’m posting this to essentially toss it out of my mind

[ertrunkenerwassergeist]

I'm actually 4 pages deep into a new Dreams of Our Past chapter.

To the three people I know for a fact have been very patiently waiting for this one: Yes, it's really happening. No, I can't believe it either.

[dilfsisko]

Honestly while I can’t say I know you incredibly well, I can’t name any red flags on first glance…well actually…maaaaaybe you’re pretty cool and I’m too shy to talk to you

HI anon i promise im not that cool please talk to me*

[jaypentaghast]

you RUIN armand's made up stories? you ruin his marriage like the claudia? oh! oh! vampirism! vampirism for daniel for One Thousand Years!!!!

[tofixtheshadows]

I've been thinking a lot lately about how Kabru deprives himself.

Kabru as a character is intertwined with the idea that sometimes we have to sacrifice the needs of the few for the good of the many. He ultimately subverts this first by sabotaging the Canaries and then by letting Laios go, but in practice he's already been living a life of self-sacrifice.

Saving people, and learning the secrets of the dungeons to seal them, are what's important. Not his own comforts. Not his own desires. He forces them down until he doesn't know they're there, until one of them has to come spilling out during the confession in chapter 76.

Specifically, I think it's very significant, in a story about food and all that it entails, that Kabru is rarely shown eating. He's the deuteragonist of Dungeon Meshi, the cooking manga, but while meals are the anchoring points of Laios's journey, given loving focus, for Kabru, they're ... not.

I'm sure he eats during dungeon expeditions, in the routine way that adventurers must when they sit down to camp. But on the surface, you get the idea that Kabru spends most of his time doing his self-assigned dungeon-related tasks: meeting with people, studying them, putting together that evidence board, researching the dungeon, god knows what else. Feeding himself is secondary.

He's introduced during a meal, eating at a restaurant, just to set up the contrast between his party and Laios's. And it's the last normal meal we see him eating until the communal ending feast (if you consider Falin's dragon parts normal).

First, we get this:

Kabru's response here is such a non-answer, it strongly implies to me that he wasn't thinking about it until Rin brought it up. That he might not even be feeling the hunger signals that he logically knew he should.

They sit down to eat, but Kabru is never drawn reaching for food or eating it like the rest of his party. He only drinks.

It's possible this means nothing, that we can just assume he's putting food in his mouth off-panel, but again, this entire manga is about food. Cooking it, eating it, appreciating it, taking pleasure in it, grounding yourself in the necessary routine of it and affirming your right to live by consuming it. It's given such a huge focus.

We don't see him eat again until the harpy egg.

What a significant question for the protagonist to ask his foil in this story about eating! Aren't you hungry? Aren't you, Kabru?

He was revived only minutes ago after a violent encounter. And then he chokes down food that causes him further harm by triggering him, all because he's so determined to stay in Laios's good graces.

In his flashback, we see Milsiril trying to spoon-feed young Kabru cake that we know he doesn't like. He doesn't want to eat: he wants to be training.

Then with Mithrun, we see him eating the least-monstery monster food he can get his hands on, for the sake of survival- walking mushroom, barometz, an egg. The barometz is his first chance to make something like an a real meal, and he actually seems excited about it because he wants to replicate a lamb dish his mother used to make him!

...but he doesn't get to enjoy it like he wanted to.

Then, when all the Canaries are eating field rations ... Kabru still isn't shown eating. He's only shown giving food to Mithrun.

And of course the next time he eats is the bavarois, which for his sake is at least plant based ... but he still has to use a coping mechanism to get through it.

I don't think Kabru does this all on purpose. I think Kui does this all on purpose. Kabru's Post Traumatic Stress Disorder should be understood as informing his character just as much as Laios's autism informs his. It's another way that Kabru and Laios act as foils: where Laios takes pleasure in meals and approaches food with the excitement of discovery, Kabru's experiences with eating are tainted by his trauma. Laios indulges; Kabru denies himself. Laios is shown enjoying food, Kabru is shown struggling with it.

And I can very easily imagine a reason why Kabru might have a subconscious aversion towards eating.

Meals are the privilege of the living.

[walks-the-ages]

Without looking it up, when you first hear "Tornado Warning", what does that mean to you?

[jules-hoard-of-stuff]

PSA for Across the Spiderverse:

Do NOT see the new Spiderverse movie if you have any form of epileptic condition or conditions affected by bright lights and rapidly changing colors.

I will not be spoiling the plot or anything happening in it, but it is important that people know, because ohhh my god the AMOUNT of flashing lights and rapidly changing colors from beginning to end was so rampant that even I, a non-epileptic autistic person, got a severe headache and wild overstimulation. They do not give a warning in theaters at all that this movie is NOT epileptic friendly from the literal beginning with the beginning credits - which is so, so sad!

This is a beautifully made film, it's wonderful, it's amazing, but unfortunately, it's not a good time for anyone super affected by bright flashing lights in rapid succession, especially those seizure prone.

I wanted to put this out there BECAUSE there are no theater warnings. Idk if anyone else has put it out there, but it is SUPER IMPORTANT!!!

I wish you all a lovely day and hope they eventually have a remaster that will be much more friendly to epileptic and other people affected by bright, flashing lights.

(EDIT: Changed all text to plain text for screen readers! Sorry about that, my bad!)

SECOND EDIT: please do not fight in the comments of my post please... if you guys wanna talk stuff out in DMs, that is a-okay and not my business but I directly get notifications for everyone's comments and replies- including people fighting in the comments.

I understand that some theaters have warnings in them. Mine did not, and many other peoples' did not. It seems to be a theater by theater basis, so please understand that is where I'm coming from. If you had a warning in your theater, that is wonderful! And I'm very grateful that ya'lls theaters had warnings! That is a great sign. But please under stand that mine and many others' theaters don't have warnings.

Please take any arguments off my post, it is not meant to be grounds for heated discussion, just a warning for people who are photosensitive or epileptic. Thank you.

[iwantsomefries]

new oc alert new oc alert

his name is Rue :)

[vexy-hexy]

I have (another) FNAF vent post coming out on Wednesday, and I'm a little scared of what reactions I may get...

[cacaocheri]

small flash warning!!!

i made this video in like under two hours <333 enjoy <333333 it's been so long since ive made a proper shitpost

[thebibliosphere]

My fiber craft friend texted me complaining about her new batch of knot balm being too sticky so she can’t get a smooth finish and is now mad that I, the werewolf romance author, am finding this endlessly entertaining.

[lygma-nygma]

Sometimes I try to live my life normally but then I remember that when Tim properly met Dick for the first time the man was in full clown makeup.

Theres a foreshadowing joke in that but I can’t quite put it into words.

[contact-guy]

(content warning for drugs, scarring, and needles!!!)

This is part one of THE SIGN OF THE FOUR...please bear with the angst, but Holmes and Watson are sooo bitchy to each other in the opening of this story and I wanted to dig into it.

Part two

(this is part of the Watson's sketchbook series)

EDIT since someone asked - these are all direct lines from the book except for the section that starts with "you will have work again" and ends with "I know there have been rumours", which is my little addition to explain certain things