#please dont lew the first years

[writingstoraes]

paddock greetings 💌

pairing: charles leclerc/fem!reader

type: instagram imagine/social media au

notes: not proofread and not revised so please expect errors hehehe please lmk what u think by replying or messaging and if u wanna be part of my taglist! <3 this is a bit long! hehe

about: for your 5th anniversary and engagement, the drivers send their greetings with a bit of banter in the comments as always.

lewishamilton

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lewishamilton Greeting this two a happy 5-year anniversary and wishing them the best as they take another massive and wonderful step in their life! Best wishes to the best couple I know ❤️

charles_leclerc Thank you, mate! Also huge thanks for setting me up with her, wouldn't be here without you 😅

lewishamilton Well you wouldn't stop asking about her so I gave in 🤷‍♂️

charlesrari LMAOOO SIR LEWIS AIRING OUT CHARLES' BUSINESS LIKE THAT

yourusername thank you, lew! wow imagine if i never went on that blind date...

pierregasly I think you would have found someone better

charles_leclerc You have one minute before I pay a visit to your room.

pierregasly

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pierregasly Congratulations on the engagement of the two craziest people I know 🥂 Pls stop asking me to take cheesy pictures of you guys sometimes what you do in front of me is unacceptable. I still remember being behind the camera when I took you guys' infamous yacht shots 😮‍💨

yourusername not you saying we're improper im literally the third wheel when you and charles are together???

pierregasly Y/N you took Charles away from me can you blame me

charles_leclerc Pierre what

pierregasly Are you choosing your wife over me? Wow okay that hurts mate

danielricciardo

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danielricciardo Some outtakes from my camera of Y/N and Charles. This was the first time Charles took Y/N on a trip with us and they honestly just bring out the best in each other. No better day to post this than now. Congratulations on the engagement, you two! 🎉 Wishing you live a life filled with love and happiness.

yourusername DANIEL WTH this is so pretty :(( these pictures are a blessing, thank you danny 🤍

charles_leclerc Thank you, Daniel! And thank you for my new wallpaper hahaha

carlossainz55 You're replacing me already?

charles_leclerc Mate you were never my wallpaper

pierregasly Don't even bother Carlos he's a married man now

yourusername what i have to deal with every day...

landonorris

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landonorris Congratulations on the engagement Y/N and Charles! I want to let you know that I am utterly disgusted by the two of you please stop flirting in front of me ❤️

yourusername you greeted us but at what cost

charles_leclerc ... Thanks???

ferrarifan3 Lando greeting like a true friend we love to see it

charloslove LMAO I KNEW LANDO WOULD HAVE THE FUNNIEST GREETING

carlossainz55

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carlossainz55 Love you both to bits but honestly third-wheeling with you guys has got to be one of the worst experiences ever. "It'll be fun, Carlos," but then they'd leave me in the middle of the road - this happened in Madrid by the way and I will never live it down. Happy engagement, Charles and Y/N 😁

charles_leclerc Carlos we did not leave you we just bought food

carlossainz55 You were gone for 30 minutes?

charles_leclerc The taco line was long you said you wanted tacos!

myferrarimen this banter is what i live for honestly

yourusername why were u in the middle of the road anyway

carlossainz55 I dont remember 🤷‍♂️

charles16 how carlos doesnt get lost on a daily basis is a mystery to me

pierregasly Lmaooo they left you

yukibabie "I will never live it down" king of grudges

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tagging: @slytherheign <33 hope ur video recording for class went well mwah

notes: thought this was a rlly cute idea and my classes start on monday so its a bummer :// my masterlist is up and running so u can navigate thru my works on my pinned post! lmk what u guys think <33

[sofs16]

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first time writing for lewis so lets see how this goes 😭 i had quite a hard time writing so i made it a social media one, as usual!

thank you for the request though @thatsouthernblondewiththeass !

fc kennedy walsh

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f1wagsofficial Lance Stoll seen kissing another woman that is NOT his girlfriend, yn yln. Hope she’s doing okay— one of our favorite wags!

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ynschild OH HE DIDN’T 😭

lanccer1f … boy

f123go YN BABY NO😭😭😭😭😭😭

yn

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yn keep your heads up, sunnies!

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lewishamilton It’ll be okay, Y/n/n! Stay up, stay positive ❤️

⤷ yn thanks lew:,) amazing race today, always proud to watch you

ynsf1__ LETS GO MOTHERR SHOW EM

mercedessrace funny how lance unfollowed her before she unfollowed him 😭 we love an unbothered queen

r4dbulls the fact she’s comforting us after going thru that….

ynupdates

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ynupdates Yn at the Spa GP.. for Mercedes! view all 146 comments

ynsracer LETS GO MOTHER

lewishamilton

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lewishamilton Spa days ⚡️

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yn roscoe is just the cutestttttttt!!!!! [ liked by lewishamilton ] ⤷ verrshtapen dont tell me she’s homiehoppin.

⤷ ynfunko she can dates whoever she pleases

yn

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yn tush

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dtsfff4 toto and lewis 😭

⤷ yn legit better than the kardashians show

lewishamilton I did not need help on the scooter, FYI!

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lewishamilton Out of the office!

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yn thanks for the pc 😋

⤷ lewishamilton ynn, whats a pc..

⤷ yn photocreds lew… photo creds

lance_stoll What the hell, Lewis? ⤷ yn sorry did i hear something?cheater? no? yeah.. thought so!

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ynmercedes I LAUGHEDDDDD WHAT

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ynssslew im here for this relationship.

yn

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yn sorry for my immaturity but thank the lord i got cheated on — happy 1 year hammie 🧘‍♀️

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lewishamilton

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lewishamilton Excited to say for the first time here, she’s not single, and it will forever stay that way! A crazy 3 years, would do it all again with you. ❤️

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yn best thing that’s every happened to me:,) lovelovelove you

[asexualzoro]

it's december 9th, meaning today is my 23rd birthday (which is my favorite number!), which means it's time for...

Lew Writes Wrapped 2023!!!

im including anything that happened after my last bday, so we have some works from december as well. this one's a bit of a weird one for the total word count, you'll see why

it's all treebark from my sideblog / alt ao3. i cannot change. i will not change. for these im just gonna specify the relationship that's the main focus bc thats easier than fandom bc all but like one are third life

dandelion wishing

(Dec, 2.4k, treebark, oneshot) (link)

op movie 6 au for dogwarts in which Martyn is the baron and Ren doesn't know he's dead

id actually plotted out a whole third life au for this movie like months prior and really wanted to write it, so i took it for treebark week and focused it just on these two. it's my fave movie of all time and i obvs had to give it to my fave completely dead team <3

i will admit tho. it did make me back search martyns twitter to see if hes ever posted abt watching this movie. bc i know he likes One Piece and i realized this would bring me into the danger zone (he hasnt ever posted abt it if hes seen it)

A Romance Route for the Doomed Villain?!?

(Dec, 5k, treebark, oneshot) (link)

treebark dating sim isekai parody that spiraled out of my control made in a day-long possession

im still baffled by this one. why was the response to this one so insane?? there was smth in the water the day i posted this bro. a 1:2 kudos to hits ratio for the entire first day is literally fucking unbelievable. 70 comments?? what hold did this fic have on you people. i got fic written about this one?? my friends goncharov'd me in front of my face

really fucking fun to write and the insane response was smth im always gonna remember. i appreciate you guys so much

treesekai also turns a year old in a few days!

Until the Angels Realize You're Not One of Them

(Feb, 7.2k, emerald duo, oneshot) (link)

a traitor phil au which was mostly just me talking about all the reasons i love technoblade

this one... wasnt actually written this year for the most part? i didnt want to not acknowledge it, since it's on my ao3 in this year, but i wont be able to count it toward the total

still. traitor phil au my beloved. hearing him say on his stream he and techno wanted to do a betrayal arc made me feel insane bc i already had this written at the time

missing or obstructed

(2022-present, 12.9k, Grian & Ren, ongoing) (link)

post 3L fic about Ren and Grian seeking out closure with a lot of funny little sleep metaphors

same deal as the last fic, i, uh dont think i actually wrote anything new for missing or obstructed this year either? just uploaded chapters i wrote last year,,, i didnt wanna now acknowledge it, but i wont count this in my total later

i miss her. one day ill actually sit down and write more missing or obstructed. in my doc im JUST at introducing Martyn and i havent written it yet

to reach my mangled debut

(Sept, 4.2k, treebark week, ongoing) (link)

it wouldnt be me if i didnt have an execution somewhere in here. another op au!

THIS. I LOVE HER. when rev and i were plotting out the whole storyline for smop renchanting i was begging please give me this scene i need it and i had so much fun writing it. i rlly need to finish soon but i haven’t had time but please. please check out smop. she’s top of my priority list to update

Three-Dog Night

(Sept, 6.7k, treebark week, oneshot) (link)

BIG DOG. beauty and the beast au!

god im so fond of this au. there’s some rlly good scenes written for this and unposted bc i just need to link them together. honestly i think if i took a month and focused it on this fic alone i could fucking finish it but i don’t have the time ;-;

that said i’m so enamored w this au genuinely. o dunno what else to say i just think. puppy

Cover Me In Roses

(Sept, 3.3k, treebark week, oneshot) (link)

lamplight roleswap! put Martyn in a flower pot

i don’t feel as motivated to work on this one when i have lamplight unfinished so it’s lower on my priorities but know i have like an entire arc of this written and unposted. we just have a few paths for this one and i have to decide which one to use

it’s so wild to me lamplight has like. aus. like this isn’t even the only one? a roleswap. that’s insane? it’s wild that you all like lamplight enough i can even get away with this

First Sign of a House Fire

(Sept, 2k, treebark week, oneshot) (link)

i love superhero stories for two reasons: plots about secrets and adapting the characters to give them powers. this had smth fun for both of them

yellow rose isn’t super high on my list of priorities to update (i think the oneshot is interesting on its own) but one day,,,, it’s part of the many aus cherri and i have but it’s the longest for sure. the doc for just this au is like 100k words long on its own. at the time i draft this cherri and i are actively writing smth else for it in another tab. theres like 4 offshoots and im obsessed w all of them. we had to make ocs about this one. i’m excited to eventually add more to this series

actually that’s one of the scenes i’m most excited for and most dreading adding. we made a backstory oc and im SO attached to him and im excited to post a thing out there w him but. ough. whatever cringe is dead i’ll get there eventually and brute force my way into attaching you to our funky little robot guy

also love that this fic forced me to be decided on a docv characterization that i have to stick to. he may be a canon guy to martyn’s vtuber lore but he’s my oc now too

Blindsided

(Sept, 2k, treebark week, ongoing) (link)

pirate au and royal au based on a big secret and also stuffing a guy in a box and it's all stupid dramatic literally what else do you want or need in life

this is my wife. my favorite. my most beloved. blindsided gives me new illnesses and diseases. i have just one scene to write before i can update it and then i can continue unleashing her. god i love this fic the drama of it is SO fun.

the funny thing abt blindsided is i know all the plot chronologically but now how to Present it which is part of why i haven’t continued too much. eventually i will but until then know that one of the scenes im sitting on which has been fully written is one i think about constantly. hopefully when i post it cherri’ll let free the comic she did for it

i actually have the ending of this fic written i just need to get there lmfao. second on my priority list after smop i think

Cradle of the Leviathan

(Sept, 1.5k, treebark week, oneshot) (link)

i just love mer aus man. whats the point of it all if you cant have mer aus. just get a big ol fish

i have the ending of this au written as well and literally so little of the lead up. but this is pretty low on my priorities. i think this one stands just fine on its own. mer aus are nice like that

we actually have a few mer aus but for now i’ll be focusing on this one. i do have a few sweet post story things written for this one. maybe one day i’ll write enough to post em lmao

Lamplight AU

(2022-present, 47k, treebark, ongoing) (link)

renchanting dnd/fantasy au, martyn's a paladin and ren's a lamp

so i started this au last year. my wrapped last year said my total was 20k, so that means this year's total is.... 27k!

and… it was just lamplight’s birthday and i did all my appreciation for the fic and its readers then, but god. i love this fic so much and i love you all who have read it and been so kind about it. the amount of popularity it has makes it a bit nerve wracking to work on, but i still really want to see it finished. i hope to see the bulk of it done by this time next year!

Six Sentence Sunday

six sentence sunday is a challenge where i try to post six sentences i wrote that week every sunday, to keep me writing every week of the year! i do it over on my writing blog, @driflew

i did not keep up on my six sentences,,, i had a lot of sunday fencing tournaments. i did for ~33 weeks this year! thats a pretty good amount! i’ll have to be more on top of it next year tho

unpublished work

the last few years i havent included unpublished work, but with the extreme bulk of it, i wanted to note it down. cherri @/cherrifire and i have been writing a lot back and forth at each other in discord dms this year, and i wanted to include those in my count! bc holy fucking shit is there a lot of them

i didn’t include collab pieces, just pieces i wrote alone. i also only included the renchanting aus i share w cherri and scarian aus i share w flowey, nothing else—no unfinished lamplight or other independent pieces or oneshots, no original fiction for class, nothing. i also missed a few u haven’t moved to docs yet. so i’m lowballing by a few. thousands. of words

the total for those is...... 135k words! there is,,, something wrong with me

total and end notes

our total this year is...

187512 words!

that might be my highest word count yet! because i caught treebark disease. wild.

something really fun about this year to me is i really loved everything i wrote.

if you want to get me a gift or support me on my birthday… maybe try reading my work and reblogging it or leaving a comment! you can find my writing at driflew or skelew on ao3, follow my writing blog at @driflew, or even consider tipping my kofi!

thank you for sticking with me and supporting me this year! i really appreciate it! hopefully i can break 100k next year too!

[twst-campos13]

UwU welcome to the twst writing fandom~ Aha finally a blog that can write for male! mc,I haven't seen them for a while nor there are a lot of~ Can i request hc with the first years with a male crush reader~? Hope that you'll get many followers! ahehe~I dunno what to say. Hope that you have a great day, UwU -🍵🌱✨

Hello there Tea Non! (can I call you that qq?) Sorry for the wait!! Jack’s part feels a bit too short and Sebek’s quite long,, ^^’’

Warnings: mild language! internalized homophobia (Epel’s part!) Tags: fluff, male!reader

➸ Ace is a little shit bastard, but he (along with Deuce) practically became best friends. You're one of the people he would tease to death and annoy with but also he would stand by your side no matter what.

➸ You banter a lot together. You'd fight, argue, and even tease each other which is considered "too mean" to other people.

➸ Though your arguing turns to flirting sometimes. You didn't even realize it, Ace didn't even realize it, but your friends did and they're placing bets if you two are actually into each other or not. 

➸ How long did Ace figure out that this isn't just a normal bro-thing? Well, suddenly, seeing you scowl at him and swear at him is becoming more than amusing—it's becoming endearing. He likes the way you look at him or even gets hyped up in annoying you when you fire back with remarks.

➸ The fluttering feeling in his chest only grew when you two were play flirting. He grinned cheekily at you about maybe needing some company while doing library duty. You know what you said to him back? 

➸ "Awe, Ace. Do you want to be alone with me that much?"

➸ His brain tried what just happened and why that he was so red right after that whole exchange. You two always flirted and bickered, right? Why does it feel kinda different now?? What??? Hnajgejegegaeg????

➸ Then you started to do intimately nice things to him—like that one time you had to tend to his hand after burning himself during potions class—then oh, oh. Fuck. Oh fuck. He has a crush on you. Does that surprise him? To have a crush on a guy? Not particularly, because this isn't the first time it happened. 

➸ Before Ace met his ex-girlfriend, he already experienced what it's like to have a crush on a guy. He didn't understand why or why that feeling is the same feeling he has for a girl. 

➸ His brother found out first then he came out to his mom. She did call it a phase but in a way that she was supportive of him questioning his sexuality. His mom assured him that she wouldn't love him less if he's bisexual.  

➸ Ace just hopes this little crush of his doesn't develop. He doesn't want things to get awkward between the two of you! Just because he likes the way your cheeks reddens when he slings an arm around you and pinches your cheek, doesn't mean you can do the same to him...okay, maybe he'd like that a little bit

➸ Deuce is a smart student. He's loyal, reliable, and diligent. However, sometimes he just comes off as dense. 

➸ He's comfortable with his sexuality. Whatever it is that is seen as too intimate for two bros to share is normal for him. After all, you're his best friend! Along with Ace and Grim. There's nothing weird about how he's treating you because he treats his friends the same way. 

➸ Said friends watch his imaginary ears and tail wag when you praise him or compliment him. Okay, who's gonna tell him? 

➸ It's like they were the ones who realize Deuce has a crush on you first than Deuce himself. They started placing bets on when he's going to realize it or if you'll be the one to find out and Deuce still hasn't realized what he's feeling is infatuation.

➸ It's rather cute, actually. Deuce is already cute but he became quite endearing when he smiles at you. How he's always making sure to see if you're comfortable, checking in on your wellbeing, and asking if you need help.

➸ He's a little protective of you, too. Granted he controls himself to not get into too many fights. He doesn't want you to get roped into the fights and get hurt. However, if some mob student even dares to mess with you when you aren't even doing anything, you got some backup. (Don't mess with the First Year Squad).

➸ Ace teases him about his little crush on you which leads to Deuce punching his arm all flustered. He's a little shit to Deuce about this too, always making kissy sounds when Deuce gets too cute around you.

➸ The funny thing is, Deuce doesn't even realize he's infatuated with you. Again, he thinks you just have a special place in his heart. You're his bro and he's willing to fight with you. 

➸ He finally realized when he talked to his mom about you and she commented how glad she is that her son found someone he can be happy with. She reminded him to take his crush as a motivation in his studies, and Deuce nodded at her advice.

➸ Wait WHAT—

➸ Epel is by no means weak. This boy worked at a farm before he was in NRC. That pretty face doesn't mean a pretty heart (sometimes). 

➸ Though the urge to pick him up out of nowhere is tempting. No one in the squad tried to do it to catch him off guard (Ace attempted to while Deuce stopped him, Sebek doesn't think it's necessary, and Jack only picked him up because they were working out together). Besides, he isn't some damsel to be hoisted out of nowhere! He doesn't like it...or so he thought when you picked him up by the torso to move him out of the way. Epel didn't see Grim running at full speed on the ground because his tail got bitten by a live crab. Your first instinct was to just grab and lift him—you didn't mean to startle him, really. 

➸ Needless to say, Epel developed a new emotion. He doesn't know what to call it or if there's even a name for it. Is there a name for "brain shutting down for brief moments after being picked up with ease?"

➸ Does he like you? Does he actually have a crush on you?? He never had a crush on a guy before—he never had a crush on anyone. Does the fluttery feeling in his chest when you touch shoulders mean that he likes you?? ahufaeofaufea????!!

➸ He's just...lost. So lost about what he's feeling towards you. A lot of invasive and absurd thoughts flood his mind. Do you have a crush on him too? Will you like him? Would you find him weird? Who's gonna "wear the pants" in the relationship?? He doesn't want that! Liking a guy doesn't make him less manly, right? RIGHT??

➸ "Hey Epel are you—" | "I DON'T LIKE HIM." | "...dude I was just gonna ask if you're finished with your essay..."

➸ The squad (sans you) have to reassure Epel that his feelings for you are valid and that doesn't make him less manly than he already is (Jack and Deuce). Liking a guy is the same as liking anyone else (Sebek). Worrying about a certain role to play in a relationship between same-sexes is kinda homophobic (Ace). 

➸ That assured him, atleast. He isn't familiar with liking a guy. Plus, with where he came from, it's definitely uncommon. However...there is one thing that Epel is familiar with.

➸ He definitely fantasized about meeting someone to grow old with. Someone who will love him back and share dreams with. No one knows about this of course—what are you talking about? He's not a sappy, romantic person. Not at all!!

➸ Jack would deny it 100% 

➸ There is no way he has a crush on you! He can't do that to you—no way. He respects you enough to keep your relationship as just friends. If you're bros, you're bros.

➸ Yeah, that doesn't really work out well for him.

➸ It's easy to tell if Jack likes you or not because he's good at hiding his emotions through defensive remarks (plus his resting face is a scowl). The Kouhai Squad would look at his ears and tail wagging when you even smile at him or congratulate him for a job well done. He's like a puppy,,,

➸ Whenever the Squad would point this out he will deny it. There is no way in Twisted Wonderland that he has a crush on you! He doesn't! Those are...just instinctive bodily reactions!

➸ "You held hands, dude." | "So? That isn't weird." | "Your tail is wagging." | "NO IT ISN'T!!"

➸ It's not like he doesn't like you, he's just...embarrassed. It's like you know what makes him flustered and that makes his heart do a little tap dance. He (somehow) wants to do the same to you. Make you flustered, embarrassed, happy...it's only fair! 

➸ He needs to get over this little crush of his...because you're starting to catch up on why he's acting weirdly. If he tells you how he feels about you, how would you take it? He doesn't want to ruin your relationship with each other...aghh why is this so hard?? Jack wishes working on his feelings is as easy as training in Magift...

➸ Admiration and pride are something Sebek is familiar with, but infatuation is new.  

➸ Admiring someone and having a crush on them are two similar but different things. When your bond with him develops he...starts to get a little confused. 

➸ Has those feelings always been there? Are they different? He wasn't being this weird back then! A simple bump on the shoulders shouldn't spark so much electricity inside him to cause him to tense up! 

➸ Sebek was good to hide these new reactions towards you...somewhat. He has to atleast act like everything is normal so he can evaluate what kind of feelings he has towards you. Which works and kinda doesn't since when you do something a little intimate (like a shoulder pat, a cheeky smile, or even praise) he gets a little red. Red. Nevermind Deuce and Jack are asking if he's okay while Grim judges from afar. 

➸ He still doesn't understand why he feels so weird around you so he decided to ask someone who has experience—an adult if you will! A humble, wise, elder fae that surely has some explanation for the weird fluttery feeling in his stomach.  

➸ "You are infatuated—or to put it simply, you have a crush on the Prefect," Lilia explained to him. Sebek needed a few moments for that information to sink in. He has a crush on you. Okay, that's the mundane mystery solved. What is he gonna do with that information? Carry on with your friendship knowing things might get awkward around the both of you? 

➸ Luckily, Lilia gave him three questions to answer personally so he may evaluate his feelings for you. In that way, Sebek knows what the next steps to take without rushing in blindly. You consider him as your friend and he returns that sentiment! He wishes to respect you as you respect him. 

➸ Are you a distraction? Oh, definitely! Ever since he started to harbor feelings for you, his thoughts often lead up to you. When the young master is talking about you, he finds himself listening in, not just because Malleus is talking, but because he wonders about what kind of human is friends with his young master. This caused him to write a few words related to you in the essay he was supposed to be writing! When he and Silver are sparring, Silver has the audacity to throw your name into his comment which caught him off guard. In other words: you are despicably distracting!

➸ Are you a motivation? Well...yes. Sebek is proud to be a knight for the young master and he continues to strive in his position. He knows there is still much to learn as a knight and he is willing to develop his skills more to become better. Somehow, you acknowledge his diligence and even commend him for it. Yet you look after him, saying that he needs someone to fight for him. He laughs at that incredulous thought. Sebek prefers he do that to you along with his friends, instead. All of the squad are an odd bunch, including you. Sebek...wants to protect you as well. Somehow, knowing that you are safe urges him to make sure that you'll remain safe.

➸ Are you an inspiration? Sebek ponders on that question. Somehow it is related to the second, but he thinks carefully about it. He noticed how most of the poetry he makes is because of you—he needs an outlet for his feelings, don't take it weirdly—and although the theme varies, the subject of interest is you. 

➸ Now that he answered all three of those questions...shall he proceed with courting you? No, that's too fast. Lilia told him to enjoy his youth and don't dive into relationships quickly.

➸ However! He shall confess to you to rid of the constricting feeling in his chest! Sebek wants to talk to you normally again without any hidden feelings!

[televisionboy]

The day I dread all year is upon us so could I maybe get something fluffy with Nix about them adopting a dog and becoming dog parents/how they are as dog parents?

Just Because I Love You

SAM! Nooo dont be sad please :( you’re so lovely!

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Obviously we can’t write a Nixon fanfiction and not dedicate it for the woman herself: @vat69nix

this is such an appropriate gif lolol

The cool hard floor under the white fluffy rug you told Lewis you absolutely has to buy, was rubbing against your head. He was a rich boy, spoiled you with gifts endlessly. Money was never an issue, especially when Nix saved it all for you and animals. You could hear footsteps coming from down the stairs and you swallowed, adjusting your position on the floor

“Y/N? Why are you on the floor?” He grabbed a mug from the kitchen, filling it up with coffee as it was only 10:30 in the morning. Not paying a second thought to your position

“They got to me, Lew”

He chuckled and walked over to sit on the couch in front of you, he nudged you with his foot gently “Who did?” You closed your eyes and took in the breeze from the window and the sound of Lewis drinking his morning coffee

You only opened them to see your dog, Winters, lean down to place a loving kiss to your face as if asking if you were alright. You covered your face with your elbow and sat up, propping yourself with your elbows “The pets, they woke me up and I took them out yknow like usual. They had breakfast but then started looking at me the way you look at me with those big eyes” out of the corner of your eye you could see him laugh a little.

You crawled onto the couch and layed on the opposite end, placing your feet next to him “So I had to be a good mom and give them treats” you closed your eyes, hoping for sleep after waking up so early in the morning but you knew that was nearly impossible with a husband and a dog AND a cat

“You know what I was thinking?”

You mumbled a “hmm” and he set his mug down and turned to you “We should get another dog”

You sat up quicker than the speed of light and jabbed a finger at his chest “No. Nope. No way. If you want another dog, you’ll have to leave me”

He sighed dramatically and layed on the other side of the couch “Who would give me kisses in the morning and look as gorgeous as you?” You rolled your eyes with a smile and leaned back on the armrest of the couch “Flattery will get you nowhere”

He mindlessly flipped through a magazine before throwing it on the floor and turning to you “Come on Y/N, I’ll walk the dog, they’ll be good for Winters and Ernie” You smiled, Ernie your cat who thought he was a dog. He wanted to go on walks just like his brother did. At first you got weird looks from your neighbors but they actually started to think it was cute and they bought you a leash for him.

“Well, Mary from my office’s dog just gave birth”

“See! You’ve always wanted a kid, now a puppy will be just like that” you shook your head and chuckled “We’re going to have a child someday, Lew”

You turned to him, on your knees on the couch so a little more above him “Repeat after me”

“I, Lewis Nixon” He raised his right hand “I, Lewis Nixon”

“Swear to not make my incredible, hardworking but tired wife walk the dog because she walks Winters and Ernie already”

“Swear to not make my incredible, hardworking but tired wife walk the dog because she walks Winters and Ernie already” he smiled. He wanted to walk the dog with you, hoping you would accept that. He crossed his heart and kissed your cheek

“And to clarify Lewis, we promised Dick we would visit him in June so maybe don’t waste money on those caviar dog treats that they won’t eat?”

He dramatically scoffed “What dog won’t eat caviar! Not a classy one at least”

“Don’t talk about our children like that!” You smiled and pressed a kiss to his lips before getting up to go get dressed

He watched you walk away, and you swore that the amount of pride in his eyes and smile could burn the sun.

[skyystars]

oc info about all my ethermourne stuff below the cut, if anyones interested! it is. a lot. 

edit: after writing this what the fuck thats so much- if you have any questions about them please dont hesitate to ask but i would not blame you if you took one look at this post and ran HSJDFH there’s like 35 listed and thats still not all of them. zoinks

ethermourne is your typical dnd esque world. theres two kinds of people in the world, commonfolk and enchanted, and enchanted are people that can use various forms of magic. in the current story, a secret underground rebellion is going on against the kingdom, in order to free enchanted and bring justice to the world. theres a million and one characters here so bear w me. all characters belonging to my friends are marked with a *

on the black rock pirate ship,

captain shining - a fierce and protective leader. human. she’d do anything for her crew. commonfolk. damn near unstoppable with a sword. lifelong partner to orion ethermourne

johnathan bramwell - the first mate. human. quiet and reserved but goofy when he opens up. storm mage. lover of the sky- hates being in crowded areas on land. intelligent, loves to read and write letters. eventual boyfriend to nordwood thatch

aspen* (no lastname i dont think?) - boatswain. human. somber and stoic, a bit detached. big on family. half blind. ice mage. acts as a father figure to delphi

calvin - carpenter. old soul. human. does a lot of the heavy lifting for the ship. excellent storyteller. fire mage. usually brings some sort of wisdom or moral to someone on the ship.

nellie - cooper. human. misses her family, but has a heart of gold for the ship. scottish- often times hard to understand. ability to turn invisible. has a crush on tobi

galen* - doctor. timid and polite. wants to help people, will sacrifice his own health and safety to look after someone else. human(?). necromancer. arrived on the ship with enmea and quickly became like a brother to kaido

delphi - gunner. a young girl, easily excitable and a bit of a romantic. human. looks out for the people her age on the ship, acts sisterly to them. able to read a few moments into the future. 

kaido - navigator. young, free spirited, reckless. human. flight and telekinesis. eager to fight or find adventure. causes trouble. protects enmea like a younger sister, and is looked after by galen, who he eventually accepts as an older brother.

enmea* - powder monkey. goblin, steals and bargains with the crew for fun but never means any real harm. witty and sarcastic. illusion and misdirection magic. especially loves to bother bramwell and nordwood with her antics. 

faine* - cook. satyr. loves to be the life of a party. has lived many years and mostly achieved peace but like, loves to dick around. plantaemancer. has a big crush on aspen. 

nordwood percival thatch* - bard. half sun elf. cocky, expensive tastes, confidence, and flirty. magic can summon figures of light/magic to do his bidding/can impact emotions of people in vicinity. hopelessly in love with bramwell.

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on land,

artemis ethermourne - the king of the empire. sun elf. main antagonist. commonfolk. younger brother of orion and husband to rietta

orion ethermourne - original leader of the rebellion. sun elf. warlock (jack of all trades), considered one of the most powerful of his time. was publicly executed by his brother when caught. left apprentice muriel in charge. partner of shining.

muriel becker* (murr) - aasimar enchanted. missing his halo due to an incident he doesnt mention. wants to become skilled in magic and art. raven symbolism- along with having his own companion raven, keeha. very tired and stressed. secretly dating amaris.

amaris hayles* (mars) - hunter/scout, commonfolk. drow/moon elf. dry humor, but a lot goes over his head. responsible and caring, looks out for much of the rebellion. doesnt talk much. dating muriel.

chevel troubleice - inventor, commonfolk. human. low self esteem but he’s Trying. interested in alchemy and learns more about magic through his teacher, murr.

evercon archer - enchanted rebel scout. wood elf. air magic. considers himself a loner. nomadic, feigns a know-it-all attitude. doesnt like cities. under technical responsibility of amaris. eventually falls for woodrow.

tuka archer - enchanted rebel worker. wood elf. fire mage. responsible for helping safe travel for other through the woods. fur trader. big social personality, loves people and doesnt care too much what anyone thinks of him. brother to evercon and eventual lover to phinehas.

phinehas* - aasimar. i assume hes enchanted but now im actually not... sure....???? omg. anyway he’s soft, kindhearted and a poet. loves to write and is into theater. level headed for the most part. in love with tuka, ex of murr but on good terms!! theyre still friends

woodrow jace andes* - enchanted tiefling bard. extremely sad but makes jokes to cope. sad jokes. the kind that make everyone else uncomfortable. necromancer. lives in a fucking dragon skeleton which is kind of badass. is embarrassingly soft for evercon.

vaughn hayles* - moon elf. idk if he’s enchanted or nah. protector, guardian, soft spoken. looks after a village, family means a lot to him (despite being unmarried). amaris’ dad.

elena bramwell - human, commonfolk, deceased. was small and determined. bram remembers her fondly, and recalls that she enjoyed music and dance, as well as having a talent for making flowercrowns and storytelling. bramwell’s mother. 

tobi* - tavernkeep. commonfolk. he is liddol and irish and knows how to play the banjo. has a massive crush on nellie. i love him dearly

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on the sundancer pirate ship,

captain sylvan skybridge - enchanted human. light magic. is very tired but patient with his crew. false confidence has kept him going for almost a decade and hes not stopping now. only slightly concerned about... everyone on his ship

paige* - first mate. commonfolk witch, able to just barely cast spells and enchant objects. jack-of-all-trades, cunning, and incredibly clever at problem solving. mothers the crew if anyones in need. has a crush on michael.

michael grey* - doctor. commonfolk? enchanted? we just don’t know. a little disillusioned with reality. can see ghosts and has a small gang that follows him everywhere. sylvan and paige are the only crew members hes vaguely familiar with. has a crush on paige. **note: michael has 4 ghosts that follow him but im not listing them here just yet hh

ashton everett* - gunner. commonfolk human. fearless, exhausted of the shenanigans, genuinely just looking for a hot siren girlfriend and dismantling the monarchy. 

oscar* - boatswain. chaotic, will start a fight- but hes pretty terrible at getting himself out of trouble. needs tucked in at night. inseparable from lew.

lew* - boatswain. calm, collected, used to oscar’s antics. helps take care of the ship, has a turtle. 

rhubarb* - cook. human enchanted. plant powers. just trying to get along with everybody. don’t insult his cooking he’s trying his hardest. probably the oldest on the ship.

waverly* - enchanted human. like a bird selkie, can turn into a raven. spends a lot of her time this way. escaped from a traveling circus and joined the crew to help free others like her. 

cloud* - siren. tried to bring down the sundancers crew to prove herself, failed miserably and ended up liking them all. flirts relentlessly but is god awful at it. 

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additional notes:

-some of them exist in a modern au, mainly involving bram/nord/mars/murr as a ghost hunting gang who always finds themselves in the wrong place at the wrong time. bram and mars form a brotherly bond over time. in modern au elena is discovered to be alive. vaughn winds up falling in love with her (it is very cute).

-i often draw sylvan and captain ryan of the silent requiem. this pirate ship belongs to my friend sept and is placed in her own world, so none of that crew is mine ;w; most of their shenanigans are in a crossover state where a very sylvan begs ryan to teach him what to do as a captain, and ryan looks after him like a son (though he’d fucken deny it). young syl is far too curious for his own good and gets into trouble a lot. sorry dad

creds: galen, aspen, enmea, faine, nord, murr, mars, tobi, phinehas, woodrow, vaughn, and paige are all characters that belong to my friend bee. michael grey belongs to my friend jake. ashton belongs to my friend rueben.  oscar and lew belong to my friend kenzie. rhubarb belongs to my friend pasta. waverly belongs to my friend cal. cloud belongs to my friend sara. 

[clumsyclifford]

anyway lol we have pretty similar music tastes outside of musicals!!! fall out boy is my #1 5sos is my #2 atl is up there, I like 1d and the boys' solo stuff, been listening to periodic songs by the vamps lately, throwback p!atd and mcr, then I do love hozier and mumford and sons and random individual songs by other people (false confidence by Noah Kahan!!! I was introduced when my favorite dance duo Sean Lew and Kaycee Rice taught a dance to it for a class) (part 3/3)

DUDE. im answering this ask backwards because NOAH KAHAN IS. SO GOOD PLEASE false confidence was the first song i heard by him also bc my friend played it in the car and then i went and listened to all his other stuff and fucking hell, hes so good, like everything he does is amazing hes never made a bad song. ever. i have to rec hurt somebody (ft. julia michaels), cynic, and young blood to start bro noah kahan breaks my heart in the BEST WAY thats cool about the dance i actually think i saw that dance on noah kahans ig maybe? maybe? not sure

anyway. 5sos and atl yeah cannot go wrong atl has truly been just like, steadfast for me, like i think i heard them first in 2014 or 15? and since then theyve just been so consistent in my life i cant even explain to you how i know all the words to their songs i just do i dunno. think i discovered 5sos around the same time actually but atl has this like. i dont know. theyre so lyrically impactful to me. and i love the way theyve been so constant in their sound, like 5sos has really experimented and that’s dope for them but theyre not the same pop punk/pop rock sound that they once were whereas like, seventeen years of being a band and all time low is still crushing the pop punk rock scene and i just. appreciate them.

anyway i LOVE the 1d solo stuff let’s talk more about that because i am so in love with Walls and Flicker AND HBW are both so good also. this is an unpopular opinion i think but hs1 is better than fine line in my opinion. personally. and as for liam he......took his time......made some weird stuff but like, cannot lie, strip that down and stack it up SLAP and some of the other stuff too on the whole not my favorite genre but i love liam payne so i forgive although i do have beef with the concept of stack it up but we can get into it later also i do ADORE the vamps they were actually my most played spotify artist for some time the great thing abt the vamps is how fucking versatile they are like u hear sometimes or coming home and u cry but then u hear like. come grind with me ?? LKAJGLKDJL my roommate hates that song it’s so fuckign funny to me i love the vamps so much dude

god this is so long i could talk forever about music ive not listened much to hozier though the only song i know well is. take me to church. bc he talks a lot about sex and christianity, two of my least favorite subjects, so im not like. a fan. i know the cave by mumford and sons and maybe one other song?? idk and i never listened to mcr theyre a little too screamy/not singy enough for me and i like patd but i also never consistently listened to em so i kinda randomly know different songs wow i need to shut up im not trying to scare u off anon i am just really passionate about music and do not possess the ability to shut the fuck up

ETA: completely skipped straight over fob didnt even notice them in your ask sorry mate i do adore fall out boy although i may be considered a fake fan since really i only know sr&r, ab/ap, and....bits and pieces from infinity on high and futct. but i LOVE sr&r and ab/ap like cmon the elton john feature?? fuckign. also miss missing you is a MASTERPIECE also fourth of july? favorite record?? yeah i do truly love those two albums sorry i dont know more :/

[the-fiction-witch]

Your In Love With Her

MOVIE: MAZE RUNNER AU COUPLE: NEWT X READER RATING: CUTE

NEWTS POV:

god i hate this i think as i run across the feild with the guys im not sure all there names but i know Gallys at the front of the pack and i know Y/n's infront of me im sure she would much rather be at the front with Gally thoguh but no she got the job of making sure i dont collaps i hope she's paying attention becuase i may pass out before i realy notice Gallys rushing off towards the school running past people almsot kocking them all down this is getting difficult as we run hoguh the door to the school almost knocking down a teacher in the process oh god as we run i crash over a suit of armour Gally then truns and growls at me well how does Gally expect me to pay attention when ive got Y/n in front of me that alone is a reciepe of disaster even if she's a wolf right now she's still the prettist wolf ive ever seen Gally then truns to run up the stairs but ouch i crashed into the first step almost completly blacking out all i can here is a loud wolf howl obviously Y/n calling to the guy's and i can here them all bickering "this is stupid he's hopeless" sound's like Gally say's "well he tries doesnt he" Y/n say's oh my god she's defending me maybe she secretly likes me no im not that lucky "i give up with him you think he can pass the exam at the end of the year you teach him" Gally say's easy for him to say he's not me all i can hear is some more bickering all i know for sure is ive gliched back to human again i can tell im colder and definatly taller but im sure i must still be layed down like a wolf after a few seconds i feel someone tapping me oh please let it be Y/n i slowly open my eye's and score it is Y/n back to her beautiful human form with her pale skin and long brown hair in her classic white shirt with elbow lengh sleves and long brown skirt but im paying more attention to the shirt the way it opens at the top the way she's sat beside me i can almost see down her shirt hey eye's at her's Newt dont stare at them i flick my eyes back to the shirt without her noticeing oh god stop looking i think as i sit up "hey" i say to her holding my head well that hurts "hey, you got droped again" she said oh god i could get lost in that voice "really am i officaly over" i say hoping to god im not doomed to fail this "no youve got one last shot Newt" she says but who's left maybe she's my teacher please please may i be right "who have i got" i ask "me, im going to be teaching you meto now so get up and let's go" she say's score ive got Y/n this time what wait does she mean go now "where am i going" i ask "back to your room i expect to see you room 125 at 10 tommorrow with all your work from Gally's classes okay" she says before gliching into a robin and flying of beyond my view i would kill for that girl but so would almost eveyone else when im fully to my feet and have caught my balanece i walk of down the corriodrs and past the rooms into the boys dorm then into my years corridor and into the large co-ed room at the bottom of the hall way it's a huge room full to overflowing with beds there is properbly about 60 of us in this one little room but luckily i can allways remember where my bed is the one right in the corner the furthers form the door as it's posible to be the rooms seemes quiet but it would be the beds in the centre are slightly asscew but again they would be under one bed the boy's are currently digging a tunnel to the girls dorm on the other side of the school i of course am not helping the guys didnt want my help as they didnt trust my gliching skills so my job was to pass the message if someone was comeing from the door watcher to the guys digging the hole and to possible move the bed back if the guys where to far away to come back in time so i just go sit on my bed and lean against the wall to my left till after about five minuets a small dog claims out of the hole and sits of the bed neck to mine then gliches it's Minho my best freind he's not like me at all he's a mussled, long haired boy with a bout a five girlfreinds he owns he sits and laughs at me i have no idea what ive done that could be funny "hey there Newt heard about the stairs" he says so thats what he's laughing about it doesnt suprise me the guys and Gally would have told everyone they often did that as most of them hated me "yeah but it could have been worse i guess" i relpyied if honest in not sure how it could but "well good and bad's lew now you got Y/n your so gonna fail it" he says laughing again "why will i fail it" i reply harshly comes to a thing where my best freind thinks im gonna fail "becuase newt your in love with her you wont listen to what she's teaching your just gonna sit and go all dreamy eyed at her" Minho says well he had a point it was going to be impossible to focus on gliching when she was teaching me i once failed a class simply because Y/n was in a room i could see from my classroom after a few more simple remarks at each other about the subject Minho went back to help mine the tunnel to the girls so I eventually get up and walk off to the showers at the end of the corridor

[princesspascal]

alright i’m drunk as a skunk. here’s every opinion you’ve ever not wanted but also never asked for. 

i don’t hate lance stroll. he’s disappointing to me, a canadian, but i don’t have anythig against him. i think he doesn’t really deserve the hype but he is trying. as i think may (???) said it best he’s gonna be a good midfield driver but nothing else so nothing against him. there is no hate in my heart for him. yeha i think he’s too young but i also said the same thing about max so really what im criticizing is the system of putting really young drivers in f1 cars maybe before they’re ready. his money doesn’t bother me as much but i definitely recognzie it’s a factor. ok pary 2

the shenangians today were seb’s fault FOR SURE like ok i’m no lewis fangirl but it’s v v hard to see what he did wrong. even the supposed brake test was like barely that and i know they were all trying to get heat into the front tires so that’s very difficualt to use as a source of blame. even like on the road right like if you hit someone from behind it’s your fault and obv it’s harder bc no brake lights but that is what it is. the second hit was immature and absurd. i’d kick his ass on the spot if i saw him. seb is a great driver don’t get me wrong but there’s no tplace for emotions when it comes to something like that like it was a simple mistake anyone could have made and it would have been c ompletely ok if he had just been like well shit and continued behind lewis and the safety car. anyways. fuck the headreast situation but please don’t blame mercedes for that because we just don’t know what happened there and honestly i dont’ even want to think about it . anyways. 

uhhhh i love pascal o’m relaly fucking proud of him. marcus is sucha g ood boy but he’s just not as fast. pascal is carrying that fuckin team and it should get some more recognition but i get that’s hard because it’s a  backfield team but that’s ok no sweat. anywys. so here’s some fuckin facts. every point that any team that pascal has raced for??? scored by him. pascal. manor??? only points. sauber this year??? 5 fucking points. BINCH> that’s so good. all him baby all him. the boy deserces some love.

esteban ocon is a good boy. i’m also really proud of him. he’s fucking speedy and at first i didn’t see wht merc wanted him as a fr driver but is ee now and it’s AMAZING anyways he’s doing greaat sweetie :) that siad if there is suddenly a mercedes seat (which i don’t think there will be more to come) then i think pasal should get that seat because of reasons. such as he was the merc reserve driver. such as findia is a good and competitive team and sauber is not competetiive and they need to keep it balance u know??? so i think that. love esteban tho. he’s likke my son.

valtteri can STAY AT MERC> SHANTAY YOU STAY. YOU’RE DOING SO WELL. look at him outqualifying lew all the yime damn b. I’m a merc ho unti the day i die and listen mr valtteri bottas is a good fit there and they should keep him. One more year i think. move pascal to a midfield team for one or 2 more years. THEN then then. either lew or val will make their own choice to leace and then it will b pascal. Good shit. 

ok thanks for listening first one to bring me a scotch gets a prize