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Vampire quirk gone wrong (right) **NSFW themes**
Izuku got hit by a vampire quirk that makes him unable to survive on anything other than blood for the next two weeks. And obviously he can’t starve?? So who better to offer up blood other than his loving boyfriend <3 however, the quirk does have some… side affects.
When feeding off the victim, the fangs will release a kind of— aphrodisiac. Chaos and fun times ensue~
… ✌️✨
#dkbk#dokiboki#dekubaku#dkkt#bakugou katsuki#kacchan#mha#katsuki bakugou#bnha#deku#midoriya izuku#bkdk#ktdk#deku gets hit with a quirk again#vampires anyone??#blood for all#please laugh at my stupid joke
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look at all these kitchens !
delaney kitchen, brindleton bay / fyres kitchen, copperdale / savant kitchen, san sequoia
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official genloss stimboard
#genloss liveblog#generation loss liveblog#SORRY HAD TO LMAO#PLEASE LAUGH AT MY STUPID JOKE#also go to the stream going on RIGHT NOW lmao
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#oh donkey Arthur your 10 seconds of screen time will forever live in my heart#a small throw away joke to make Arthur look stupid?#no sir what you’re looking at is something so special and important to me#I’ve noticed that there’s a pattern for the episodes that’s like it goes a serieous episode followed by a silly filler episode#so actually it goes plot then filler I’m realising I just hadn’t used proper terms for it cause I’m stupid#but after the last episodes of s2 and then the two at the beginning of s3#I was waiting for my silly episode reward#and boy howdy that was a silly episode#(im sick atm please just polite laugh and nod and be on your way)#my art#Merlin#bbc merlin#arthur pendragon
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Max Verstappen teases Charles Leclerc about his race engineer in the cooldown room at the 2024 Saudi Arabian Grand Prix. 🎥: F1TV
#charles leclerc#max verstappen#lestappen#f1#*#my edit#saudi arabian gp 2024#fave#laugh tag#you two are ILL 😭#i almost feel sorry for xavi! two demon twinks gossiping about him behind his back 😭#max's face as he walks away: he's so pleased with his stupid little joke 😭 sdkjfsdkf#sorry about the horrendous colouring#don't get me started on the horrid red tinge in the cooldown room#it is beyond my skills to fix
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U-um guys I think they’re on a date 🥺👉👈
I-I should leave
I’m clearly interrupting them😞
#Not Kirby ik#But look at my fucked up children#Fnaf#five night at freddy's#fronnie#i guess#please laugh at my stupid joke😭😭😭#fnaf plushies#five nights at freddy's
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The driest band in all existence.
Earth wind & fire.
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2023 was really the year I expanded my musical palette.First I got into Alice Cooper,then Ozzy, and then I got into KISS.
Now I'm currently working my way up to Motley Crue and Guns n Roses.
Someday I'll reach Nirvana
#please someone laugh at my stupid joke#i thought of it this morning#alice cooper#ozzy osbourne#kiss#hair metal#glam metal#heavy metal#music#motley crue#guns n roses#nirvana
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I got a heart ultrasound today (they wanted to make sure my heart is ok since the EKG was a tiny bit weird) and the heart is healthy! But it might apparently also be a bit rare, the cardiologist was almost certain that I have a bicuspid aortic valve (so my aortic valve has only two leaflets instead of the normal three).
So basically. You could say that I'm a bi at heart.
#please laugh at my stupid joke I'm stupidly proud of this#you can't tell me it's not at least a bit funny that I (a bisexual) have a bi heart#also only like 0.3 to 0.5 % of a population have a heart like that acvording to the cardiologist so.#'won' the genetic lottery there#now if only I could also win my gacha pulls...
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#i cannot even like. express the way i felt hearing him laughing at his own stupid little joke about the trash outside#and jumpscaring himself at the mannequin#my skittish fetal catboy whom i love so much please come home
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#im to embarassed to talk abt him but omg im gonna EXPLODE#cutest boy EVER in the world EVER EVER EVER#his cute glasses and his pretty eyes and his smile lines and crows feet and the way the hairs at the front curl into a heart shape#the way he sits and the way he stands and the way he talks to his family and the way the big t shirts he wears sits on his waistband and#hes insecure about his body and his acne but hes literally so gorgeous I have no idea why he is#goddddd cutest boy in the worldddd i like him so much it makes me feel sick#at prom (26th june) he tied some loose fabric around my wrist and its still there now#his jeans i see him wear all the time cus theyre his favourite like he has favourite jeans im àaaaaaaaaaa#the way he throws his head back when he laughs and the specific “ha-HAA” laugh he does when he isnt expecting it#his stupid chai latte that he really likes#how he always has to say goodnight 3 times before he stops talking#how he uses the purple heart emoji rather than the regular ones#i had a dream once that we were laying in my bed when everyone was asleep just whispering and giggling and he left in a hurry back to-#wherever he was staying and we were laughing and when the door clicked behind him i just felt so light#UGH HES SO CUTE#his big dramatic expressions and how everything becomes a story#the stupid facial expression he pulls where his tongue goes out and hos eye brows arch when he makes any kind of dance move#the way he giggles when hes about to make a joke#(richie tozier voice) CUTE CUTE CUTE#omg his VOICE. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god man. oh god. help me. god be with me. please.#hes playing troy bolton rn so he keeps singing HSM and im just AAAAAAA I CANT. I CANTICANTICANT#the way his instinct is to grab my wrist/lower arm/hand whenever anything happens#OAIAHAUAGAH GUYS. GUYS I WILL NOT SURVIVEEEEE#his eyes are like. slanted? idk how to describe it but theyre lower on the outside and theyre soooooo gorgeous#ughhh both his eyes and hair are like so-dark brown theyre nearly black and its so fucking pretty i cant do this#at prom i had to lean in to talk to him & vice versa and at some point we were sat towards eachother with his legs kinda like barricading-#mine yk. ugh. he was so sweet and so cute the whole time. like helping me walk in the heels and opening doors for me and following me around#UGHHHH I CANT. GUYS. HELP.#☕#beverly says stuff
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anyone else excited for that upcoming lovejoy ep (im sorry)
#im not sorry#i keep laughing at this stupid joke someone Please put me down /j#ITS JOEVER#my favorite lovejoy ep ... wake up & its joever#lovejoy#lovejoy fanart#wilbur soot#wilbur soot fanart#wu&io#wilbur mcyt#someone take away my ability to draw fr
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I have absolutely no reasoning for this but I think it would've been funny (in the show and game, if ellie always somehow pulled out a chicken sandwich whenever they eat. they wonder where the hell she's getting them but give up asking. ellie and her infinite chicken sandwiches.
I don't know why this is so fucking funny or why it stuck to me but I've just had this stupid joke stuck in my head since I watched that episofe and I can't I'm going insane
#Im literally over here practically crying laughing g at this stupid non Canon non ANYTHING joke i made up in my head#over something that never even uapp3ens#lord I need sleep please#I can see my last marble slowly rolling down the fucking hill#and's last of ramblings#tlou#the last of us
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True butch/femme solidarity is naval and maritime trade supremacy
#this is such a fucking stupid joke#please don’t laugh at it#I’m stoned out of my mind and it’s still not funny#but I’m posting it anyway#lesbian#butch#nonbinary#nonbinary lesbian#butch4femme
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I miss my dad.
#Cade.vnt#Closer it gets to Christmas the more it gets real and the more i hate it.#keep feeling like he's back on the road in his truck but i know he's Not and he's not coming home ever#N idk if its pathetic because me and him didn't get along and yada yada but i always expected him to outlive me#he was supposed to outlive me and he didn't and its Fucked Up and wasn't supposed to be like this.#old fuck was supposed to outlive all of us and he ended up dying in a hospital bed hooked up to machines and i didn't even get to say#goodbye#he didn't even eake back up#and i think thats what fucks me up the most that he didn't get to die here ay home- comfortable in his bed#or didn't get to make some stupid fucking joke that he Reall y shouldn't of said but still would make us laugh-#he left too quietly. he should of gone laughing#it isnt fair. it isn't fucking fair and i hate it and everyone keeps telling me its okay he's 'with god' now#and i dont want him to be i just want him back here. was suppoed to be a xonstant in my life and now#there's this fucking absence and i hate it so fucking much#we still dont even know what happened.#they kept throwing shit around and never said anything for certain.#anyways. my mom cut up a bunch of his shirts this evening- she sais she's gonna make a qult with them#she let me keep his pink floyd shirt though. crying and getting snot all over it rn#i just kind of need 2023 to be kinder to me. and my family. please i cant take anymore loss or pain#it feels like the universe hates me and wnts me dead.
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instead of a spa day, i need a special interests day. just like someplace to go and be full tilt weird about the shit I love. most importantly, though!!! i can't feel like a burden whilst doing it
#i'm just so nerdy and so filled with feelings#and i want to laugh and joke and share things and be stupid#about my fic#and tv shows#the olympics a little#wwdits is at comic con and i have feelings there too#it's not healthy to keep it all bottled in lol#and i haven't even gone to see the Deadpool wolverine shit#please take this as humerous#its true but not something to be taken seriously#i am laughing as i write it#it's my brother's fault btw#he tried to compare me to a character and he was wrong#then left the room -not divining into why or what the right choice would be#and also didn't answer my messages#so blame him#i usually do
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