#please laugh im funny

[reminiscentreader]

“but grayrat isnt real-!” HES REAL TO ME.

[i-like-red-star-burst-b3]

he won't go away... I'm scared

[koymoa]

GUYS IS THIS A DNDADS REFERENCE?????

[zzombiegrrrl]

This ain't the... mikey way.......

[mosslingg]

fucking the clown that lives in my castle call him a courtesan jester

[hpdthoughtzx]

man the me lore goes hard i cant wait for the next angsty arc

[cuteteacakes]

fatestouch

oh HO :3c

Don't you mean... yo-ho??

[kiwikipedia]

i sometimes worry i get too wikipedia when answering my asks but then i remember. my name.

[beybuniki]

origin - rising

[seddillium]

Not to show off but I'm pretty good at minesweeper hard mode myself *notable pause, expecting praise*

[randomsufff]

You know what I really need in fanfics? More confession scenes where one person drops the confessions then runs, fast as fuck, in the other direction.

Like, obviously they’ll meet back up eventually and talk about it (which is hilarious in itself that they would have to sprint to catch up while yelling why they’re like this) , BUT THINK ABOUT IT!!! It 1) give the other person a chance to gather their thoughts so the person confessing doesn’t have to sit in anxious silence and 2) allows the confessor to get it over with quick and overcomes that anxiety over confessing. Also it’s just fucking hilarious.

Like imagine your fav paring or whatever, they get to that part where one (or both idk) realizes their feelings for the other but they’re just anxious to be vulnerable like that or they fear rejection, whatever. One of them suddenly goes, fuck it, and they turn to the other. (Maybe they’re on a sidewalk, maybe they’re in a park IDK endless possibilities here) and they go:

“ok I’m about to say something, it’s nothing bad (I hope) and I’m willing to talk about it after I say it. I’m 100% serious, this is really not a joke. But I’m going to say this and run to (relevant location). Ok? Ok…. Don’t freak out… iminlovewithyou” *Cue maniac SPRINTING as fast as humanly possible in the other direction* (Bro I’m cracking up just typing about this)

AND THEN!!! You get to chose how they react after a few stunned seconds. Do they sprint after them? Do they shout to bring their ass back over to them? Do they race like hell to beat the other at the determined location??? I don’t know, but it’s hilarious as fuck and can transition seamlessly into heartfelt feeling talk.

(Thinking about this with specific ships is funny as hell too)

Idk I think of more fics had this trope we could all have a grand ol silly time instead of accidentally speed reading through confession schemes because the stress is too much then having to go back and re-read it to fully process it, as one does. You know?

[ilostyou]

“so he calls me up and he’s like ‘i still love youuu’ and i’m like … i just ??? i mean this is exhausting, yknow?! like we are NEVER getting back together. like ever.”

[i-like-red-star-burst-b3]

😱😱😱

[garciapimienta]

the beggining of this video is so funny because why was unai simón's first instinct to someone grabbing his sleeve to turn around ready to beat them up

[honestlyamonsterfucker]

she boyf on my riends till my mothers are thrilled