#please rebagel

[kaarnalaiva]

🔥 or something like that

[fraterrisus]

Today (Friday, 12/16/22) through the weekend. You know what to do.

[bluizu]

not kidding. i want your GENUINE response. NOT some "hehe vanilla extract" i wanbna knopw

[clovercrafted]

posting it here because i have WAYYYYYY more followers than my main and it'll reach a wider audience

the bots have reached a higher level of being now

they could like your posts, follow you, interact with you in a somewhat limited way

They can now send you asks

I have gotten 4 of these asks in my ask box today alone on my main, just when i was happy that they'd stopped following me, this happens

the asks looks like this

[image i.d: a tumblr ask on desktop sent by a bot with a blurred video and a link to the video in blue linking to the bots blog. the text reads "Hi smothsmajor! You ask me to send you a videos?". end i.d]

Do not click the blurred video, I can confirm its explicit. Instead report for bot/spam and delete the ask immediately.

The above bot that sent me this ask has been nuked now but there is without a doubt more of them. PLEASE spread this around to make sure others are keeping an eye out for this absolute shit show

[nonkosherian]

I’m just super curious

[imjustheretoseetheprivateblogs]

Reblog (or even just like) for a larger sample size

[feijoaaas]

please for the love of so many of us

when y’all post screenshot of tags and add to posts.. can y’all for a moment please switch from goth mode/dark mode to true blue (white background with grey tags) so the rest of us have a chance of being able to see what it says, please and thank you?

because i’m sure i’m not the only one over here like

[azi-muthal]

My commissions are open for 2024! Currently opening 6 slots!

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Ko-Fi \\ Prints

[swoopingsilver]

add where you’re from in the tags!

[olliesaurus-rex]

Me getting dragged to The Dark Place after McDonald's messed up my order for the 37th time

[irlpinkiepie]

hey so it turns out there's a userscript that just unlocks the poll feature for you

[cutecutejames]

[highermagic]

Hey, you! Yes, you!! Do you like omegaverse? Do you like stories where a beta main character gets so stressed out because he's suddenly King and has to make babies pronto, that he starts presenting Alpha?

Do you like the idea of an Omega servant who is honestly trying his best to help but is also actively making it worse? Do you like stories where the best friend characters call the mains out on their bullshit and also potentially have some bullshit of their own to deal with??

Do you like an indulgent, gratuitous amount of sex with angst and sneaking and mystery and feelings and a lot hanging on the outcome? Do you want stolen glances and lingering touches and enough UST to leave you breathless?

Do you want cock cages? Crossdressing? Rough, bruising sex scenes? Size kink? Butt babies?!

Then do I have a story for you!

The first installment of a series about a King and the Queen's servant is out! Available to order on paperback, or you can order it for Kindle and have it on Friday, May 26th!

[softnsquishable]

Okay since I have The Internet, I need to ask this question, I need to know if more people had this experience.

If you could add in the tags, too, if yes, then did you actually use them? And if not, was there some other useless trash they would give you instead of throwing them away? And any other weird details because I read every single one of my notes shshahs